Unreliable Sci-Fi Writer Attributes Quantum Flux

[flatmaster]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/sci_fi_writer_attributes?utm_source=a-section

Not unlike some of the stories you actually here from people who think they know what they're talking about.

 

[Loren Booda]

At first glance, it seems a little like David Bohm's causal interpretation, but purely speculative and qualitative.

Really, it reminds me simply of the time dependent wavefunction.

 

[Danger]

Seriously, I couldn't make it through that whole article (maybe because of the beer). I've made up some pretty ridiculous, but plausible, stuff for some of my stories, so I can't fault the author for going where his mind took him.
The basic concept, though, reminds me immensely of the 'Infinite Improbability Drive' from "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

 

[Pinu7]

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An article on the onion website three days ago was titled, "Legion Of Terra-Cotta Mouseketeers Found Beneath Disney World ."