What are some of the worst names people have given their children?

[larkspur]

More people seem to be making up names for their kids these days. The worst ones I have personally come upon are:
Sh*thead (*=i, PRONOUNCED "Shuh-theed"), Metal Alloy, and Meconium(the parents saw it on their discharge papers and thought it sounded pretty...I guess they didn't have internet access to look up the meaning). I just feel sorry for those poor kids.

Anybody have more names to add to the list?

 

[Math Is Hard]

ha ha ha! My mom worked at a hospital for years and saw some pretty crazy baby names come through. One woman named her baby Female (pronounced feh-MAH-lee) because it was on the baby's hospital wristband. Another couple named their child Urine (pronounced yuREEN).

 

[Danger]

And I thought that Frank Zappa had exotic taste.

 

[Chi Meson]

My friend from Florida knew of a woman who looked in her cupboard and decided to name her son Lemonjello ("le-MON-je-lo").

And a long ago friend of mine gave his son a random middle name. Specifically, Random.

 

[scott_alexsk]

Evil Canevial( definite sp e) is pretty bad too.
-scott

 

[JamesU]

For fictional charcters: Anus Magillicutty

I can't think of real people...

 

[selfAdjoint]

My friend from Florida knew of a woman who looked in her cupboard and decided to name her son Lemonjello ("le-MON-je-lo").

And a long ago friend of mine gave his son a random middle name. Specifically, Random.

Only trouble with those two is that Lemongiello is an actual Italian surnname and Random is an old Southern name.

 

[heartless]

One woman named her baby Female (pronounced feh-MAH-lee) because it was on the baby's hospital wristband. Another couple named their child Urine (pronounced yuREEN).

Was it a boy or a girl?

Personally I wonder how names like 'Proton' or 'Neutron' would work in a wild :-)

 

[larkspur]

There used to be a gynecologist in town named Dr. Clapp.

 

[Evo]

Governor Hogg of Texas named his daughter Ima. Ima Hogg. It's true.

http://www.fm.coe.uh.edu/comparisons/ima1a.html

 

[larkspur]

Personally I wonder how names like 'Proton' or 'Neutron' would work in a wild :-)

Somehow, I think the parents of Meconium and Sh*thead would never think of Proton or Neutron on their own. Metal Alloy's dad was an engineer so that would be a possibility...

 

[Pengwuino]

Yesterday, Ivan pondered if some people just aren't meant to be parents.

I think this proves his point.

 

[larkspur]

Yesterday, Ivan pondered if some people just aren't meant to be parents.

I think this proves his point.

Amen to that!

 

[zoobyshoe]

I knew a girl who named her baby some impossibly long name she invented by stringing together pieces of other names. It took her about a minute to recite the whole thing for me. I was horrified.

 

[arildno]

The great American tradition of giving their children impossible names is obviously still very much alive.

But, what could you expect of the descendants of guys named Increase who then went on to call their sons Cotton?

 

[Chi Meson]

Only trouble with those two is that Lemongiello is an actual Italian surnname and Random is an old Southern name.

no WAY!

 

[brewnog]

I knew a Chinese girl who had chosen a Westernised name when she moved over here for uni; Goldilocks.

 

[Leonardo Sidis]

My mom works as a secretary at the Music department of a university, and she handles the concerns of a lot of foreign students that come. Whenever she comes home she usually tells me a funny name she saw that day, and believe me, some of them would be horrible to have.

A guy with an American dad and Asian mom = Chu Johnson

Another Asian guy = Sum Ting Wong (something wrong)

My friends mom is a nurse and he told me that his mom once helped a mom deliver a baby that she named "Urethra" because she thought it sounded cool. She must not have known what it meant haha

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I once worked with Harry Dong.

 

[bomba923]

well, this may not be as lame...
but some parents name their children after herbs & spices;
...
Dill¹, Herb, Ginger, Paprika, Oregano, Parsley,
Coriander², Boldo, Jalap, Nutmeg, Stevia³, Tamarind, and Tansy⁴

Particularly infamous are names like Cumin () and Malabathrum (?)

¹-a.k.a, "Dillard"/"Dillian"..etc
²-a.k.a, "Cory"
³-girl's version of "Steven"
⁴-as opposed to "Pansy"

 

[matthyaouw]

My parents found that a lot of the people in shops like starbucks in Beijing have adopted western forenames. They've not quite got the hang of male/female names yet, and you get a fair few men with nametags reading "Susan", "Julie" etc.

 

[motai]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Names can't get too much longer than that...

 

[larkspur]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116

Names can't get too much longer than that...

The state of TN could lower their sales tax if they charged a fine for poorly named kids!

 

[wolram]

Dick Trickle, the racing driver.
Have you ever had dick trickle in your car ?

 

[Danger]

Have you ever had dick trickle in your car ?

There was an incident in an alley a couple of decades ago. Can't remember the lady's name.

 

[George Jones]

There was an incident in an alley a couple of decades ago.

For one reading of what wolram wrote, I don't think you meant this.

 

[Danger]

I did ponder that possibility, but decided to take the high road of interpretation.

 

[bomba923]

My friend from Florida knew of a woman who looked in her cupboard and decided to name her son Lemonjello ("le-MON-je-lo").

And a long ago friend of mine gave his son a random middle name. Specifically, Random.

Only trouble with those two is that Lemongiello is an actual Italian surnname and Random is an old Southern name.

Heh...
~Lemongiello \to "Lemon jello"
reminds me of
~Copernicus \to "Copper nickels"
though there may be many more...

 

[larkspur]

Heh...
~Lemongiello \to "Lemon jello"
reminds me of
~Copernicus \to "Copper nickels"
though there may be many more...

I have heard of of kids named Syphilis (pronounced"suh-Phyllis") and Gonorrhea(guh-NORE-reeah) but always thought that was Urban Legend stuff.

 

[Artman]

The Sass familly.

Bill Sass, Mary Sass, and all the young Sass's. (Real last name, can't remember the actual parents and kids names.)