"Storing energy" does not contribute to our isolating the set of things that are life from the things that are not life. Thus it is an irrelevant criteria in defining life vs. non-life.
So there is
no way to distinguish a battery or a jar full of some chemicals (that have a potential energy say, if someone opens the jar and chucks a lit match in), from a bacterial culture? There is no way to tell if a bit of wood or a rock is alive or not, because containing energy is an
irrelevant distinction? How do
you personally decide if something, say, is
not alive? Just for argument´s sake, what criteria do you look for?
I keep all things that (metabolize and reproduce and grow and respond) on the tray
How can you hope to
determine that things are metabolising or reproducing, for example, surely this must be impossible?
Frankly I think you are completely wrong, actually
incorrect, and you definitely need to review what you know about this subject (you´re talking
rubbish, in other words).
1. Things contain or store
energy. All things made of matter can be converted to some kind of energy.
2. Life stores
energy. It has to use
energy to do this.
3. Life uses energy to find
more energy, things can store energy (have or contain some), but
only life (is obliged to) goes around looking for
more of it. All by itself.
4. Life tracks its environment by
using energy to maintain a map of external and internal information
5. Life grows (extends itself) by
converting energy into more ´life´.
6. Life reproduces, this requires
energy.
7. Life shares information with others. This sharing is not an energy-free process.