Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if all the king's horses and all the king's men can put you back together again, they do, but then make you the love slave of the obese Queen?
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and time how long it seems.What do you do if you're trying to outrun Death, but he's driving a Ferrari?Originally posted by Astrophysics
What do you do if someone posted an anwser without a question and someone else posted a question without an anwser?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and time how long it seems.
What do you do if you're trying to outrun Death, but he's driving a Ferrari?
Tell Neo and friends about this , so that we don't get uncovered.What do you do if you read a question and suddenly it seems u're having a deja-vu?
Use the pen to write out a smiling (means brush your teeth) movie script, sell that to a "Wealthy Movie Mogel", and then, live happily on two dollars a day! for the rest of your life!Originally posted by Zargawee
What do you do if what you have in life was just a used pen, dirty toothbrush, the colthes you're wearing and 2 US Dollars ?
What do you do if you have a headless pumpkin??
At home with the headless wife, Claire, and headless kids watching headless TV, or polishing up the Plymouth Satellite.What do you do if you're strolling around casually on the wing of a jumbo jet in flight, and you notice there's a passenger staring out the window at you in horror?Originally posted by Robert Zaleski
After the pumpkins been patched up where would you find the headless horseman?
Quickly write them a note explaining that, as soon as the plane uses enough of it's fuel, you are going to jump into the fuel tank, to ride out the rest of the trip, in comfort!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if you're strolling around casually on the wing of a jumbo jet in flight, and you notice there's a passenger staring out the window at you in horror?
I would explain to him that you've never enjoyed a cigar so much as one smoked in freefall and then toss him out.Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if the guy next to you in the fuel tank, pulls out a half piece of a 'stoggie' and then asks you for a light!??
Offer them a light!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if, when you arrive home you find a flat corpse in your yard with a stogie in its mouth?
what do you do if you ask what to do on this thread and their answer is, "you get on the internet and ask what to do on this thread?"
Smile alot, and ask, where do you spend those paycheques?Originally posted by phoenixthoth
what do you do if after you die, you find yourself in a never-ending "got milk" commercial?
You could start your own little corner of the afterlife called "Thothen" and start refusing people entry according to your whims. What do you do if you take the top off the garbage can to put the trash in and a six-legged, hard-shelled creature with a face like Robert DeNiro and a tail like a gila monster skitters out and crawls under the house?Originally posted by phoenixthoth
what do you do if heaven refuses you since you don't have a soul anymore and the buyer won't refund your money in exchange for your soul back?
You call upon the 'Great Pumpkin' to rise up out of the Pumpkin Patch and slay the Insectizoidial lizardlike'asaurus by raining down upon it's corporealness a shower of pumkin seeds, as to inudate THE THING to immobility!Originally asked by a running, and frightened, zoobyshoe
What do you do if you take the top off the garbage can to put the trash in and a six-legged, hard-shelled creature with a face like Robert DeNiro and a tail like a gila monster skitters out and crawls under the house?
You donate the carcass to the world famous Museum Of Strange And DeNiroesque Phenomena (Ivan Seeking's cousin, Igor Seeking is the head docent there, by the way), in exchange for a free pass to the world famous Museum Of Strange And Brandoesque Phenomena next door (alot of fat things in there).What do you do if a tree falls over in the woods right in front of you and doesn't make the slightest sound?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if once imobile, and covered with pumpkin seeds, (directly from the "Great Pumpkin" himself!) you realize that you have no place to make a Bar B'Q?
Remove your earphones! whatelse!Originally posted by a silent zoobyshoe
What do you do if a tree falls over in the woods right in front of you and doesn't make the slightest sound?
Then you know that you are in a remake of "The Birds" with an all-Woodpecker cast.What do you do if you forget to feed the neighbor hood stray cat and you wake up one morning to find him maniacally chewing on your arm?Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if when you remove your earphones and the hearing protection stops, you are suddenly met with a cacophony of deliterious noises that are 'tattooing' your eardrums??
Collapse the cats wavefunction using the energy to remake your missing arm parts!Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if you forget to feed the neighbor hood stray cat and you wake up one morning to find him maniacally chewing on your arm?
As specified, it took place on "the grounds". What that means is the estate you have been supposing is your private country manor is, in fact, a facility for the sequestration of the "reality challenged".What do you do if the master of the Brain Teaser thread stil doesn't get the difference between a stupid quetion and a "What do you do if" question after all this time?Originally posted by Robert Zaleski Where did my abduction specifically take place?
Ask the Master a "Stupid Quention" in the form of A "What do you do if" question, it's in a 'Stupid Quention' format, so they won't have a clue what to do, if??Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if the master of the Brain Teaser thread stil doesn't get the difference between a stupid quetion and a "What do you do if" question after all this time?
I would try to figure out how come I get trapped Outside .Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if your outside, but you are surrounded by four walls, a floor, and a ceiling?
Pretend to be his Evil tWin brother.Originally posted by Zargawee
What do you do if you met someone you should know, but you don't remember, and this person is talking to you and remembers everything about you ?
Oh, Andy! That is a very tough question. I always sucked at head to wall fusion problems in my Human Anatomy To Building Structure Fusion Physics classes, so I'm going to have to pass on this one.What do you do if your pinky finger fuses to a window pane? (This one's elementary, anyone can get this one.)Originally posted by Andy what do you do if your head fuses to a wall?
Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if your pinky finger fuses to a window pane? (This one's elementary, anyone can get this one.) [/B]
Trun on the TV , and watch Discovery Channel :PQ: What do you do if you want to visit a particle zoo and it is closed?