What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

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The discussion centers around a creative game where users pose hypothetical "What do you do if..." questions, and others respond with humorous or imaginative answers. Participants explore various scenarios, ranging from being a rock star to encountering aliens or facing absurd situations like having a pinecone stuck in their nose. The thread showcases a mix of whimsical, comedic, and surreal responses, with users often building on each other's ideas. Topics include personal dilemmas, fantastical situations, and playful interactions, reflecting a light-hearted and engaging community atmosphere. The conversation flows freely, with users frequently introducing new questions, maintaining a lively exchange throughout the thread.
  • #901
Close my eyes and hope none gets up my nose.

What do you do if you're made out of cheese and have to travel to the land of the cheese eating people?
 
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  • #902
Andy said:
What do you do if you're made out of cheese and have to travel to the land of the cheese eating people?

I would let myself get really moldy and hide out in the back of a cheese eaters refrigerator with the rest of the moldy cheese.


What would you do if your pants caught on fire while watching your favorite TV show?
 
  • #903
edward said:
What would you do if your pants caught on fire while watching your favorite TV show?
I would grieve for the 50 points I just lost for saying "What would you do if..."

What do you do if you misspell "quetion" in the other thread, and have to suffer for three months in quetion hell?
 
  • #904
What do you do if you misspell "quetion" in the other thread, and have to suffer for three months in quetion hell?

Kill myself.

What would you do if you had a super power that aloud you to make people's heads explode just by thinking about it?
 
  • #905
Entropy said:
Kill myself.

What would you do if you had a super power that aloud you to make people's heads explode just by thinking about it?

I would transfer my super power to my most beloved Physics book, so whenever people take crap about Physics, their heads would explode.

What would you do if you feel raped after taking a Physics midterm?
 
  • #906
I'd stop taking my midterms in the pub...

Whad do you do if your hands are freezing and there are no gloves or warm clothes around?
*brrrr*
 
  • #907
I quickly find some aluminum and iron oxide and make some thermite to heat it up!

What do you do if you feel like jumping off a cliff?
 
  • #908
Mk said:
What do you do if you feel like jumping off a cliff?
Reach over to the person standing next to me, push them off, and ask them what it's like.

What do you do if you can't hear their response?
 
  • #909
Clean out your ears.

But but but... what do you do if.....

you accidentally won the Nobel Peace Prize?
 
  • #910
I would be the president of the entire world.

What would you do if you just woke up and you feel crap?
 
  • #911
What would you do if you just woke up and you feel [like] crap?

Flush myself down the toliet.

What would you do if you could fly?
 
  • #912
Entropy said:
What would you do if you could fly?

I'd spy on all the hot Physics students as well as the Physicists.

What would you do if you have no clean underwear?
 
  • #913
What would you do if you have no clean underwear?

Do what I always do, wear nothing.

What would you do if you wear a bacterium?
 
  • #914
Multiply.

What do you do if you find yourself to be the last person on earth?
 
  • #915
matthyaouw said:
Multiply.
What do you do if you find yourself to be the last person on earth?

Move to our 'sister earth' all the way on the other side of the universe.

What would you do if you were locked inside a library for one night?
 
  • #916
laminatedevildoll said:
Move to our 'sister earth' all the way on the other side of the universe.
What would you do if you were locked inside a library for one night?
Probably go to sleep.What do you do if you are walking around town and see everyone falling to the ground one by one?
 
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  • #917
moose said:
Probably go to sleep.


What do you do if you are walking around town and see everyone falling to the ground one by one?
I would be impressed by my 'gangsterness.'

What would you do if you saw your man cheating on you?
 
  • #918
I would stop being a homosexual.

What do you do if your vacuum cleaner is in reverse?
 
  • #919
Mk said:
I would stop being a homosexual.

What do you do if your vacuum cleaner is in reverse?

I would call the geek squad.

What would you do if you are up awake at the middle of the night with nothing to do?
 
  • #920
I would call the geek squad.

What do you do if you think you are black and you move to the Bronx?
 
  • #921
What do you do if you think you are black and you move to the Bronx?

Rap about how much I hate white people.

What would you do if you where a llama?
 
  • #922
Spit on as many people as I can.

What would you do if you were spat on by a man who thought he was a llama?
 
  • #923
Pretend to be a camel and get the hump!

what do you do if you are really tired and need sleep but can't go to bed?
 
  • #924
I would dance around my pole to get some exercise and to relieve the tension.

What do you do if you suck at Physics?
 
  • #925
Be a chemist!

What do you do if you suck at physics and chemistry!
 
  • #926
Be a chemist!

What do you do if you suck at physics and chemistry!
Get better or kill myselfWhat do you do if you need money?
 
  • #927
What do you do if you need money?

Do what I always do: whore myself to fat chicks.

What would you do if I needed money?
 
  • #928
Entropy said:
What would you do if I needed money?

Give you my stripper cash.

What do you do when you are hungry in the middle of the night in bed?
 
  • #929
laminatedevildoll said:
Give you my stripper cash.
What do you do when you are hungry in the middle of the night in bed?
stop posting at PF and go get some food

what would you do if I killed franzbear?:rolleyes:
 
  • #930
Hide the evidence!

What would you do if you saw a werewolf?
 
  • #931
kick it's @$$

what would happen if I kicked your @$$
 
  • #932
I'd be turned on.

What do you do if your brain hurts after triangle push-ups?
 
  • #933
You realize that you're an unathletic nerd who hangs out at PF too much and needs some excersize..

what If I said that was me :redface:
 
  • #934
Then you'd be right. :-p

What if they all went crazy and had a party?
 
  • #935
I'd ask who they were.


wat would you do if I had no question to ask?
 
  • #936
i will eat tomatos .. red ones

what would you do if the sky started raining colored rain ?
 
  • #937
Call up Prince.

What would you do if you were chained to the theatre seat at a Rogers and Hammerstein show?
 
  • #938
TheStatutoryApe said:
Call up Prince.

What would you do if you were chained to the theatre seat at a Rogers and Hammerstein show?
I'd pray that it's not a stage adaptation of the film adaptation of the stage production of "Oklahoma!".

What would you do if you were skydiving and realized as you were falling that the parachute doesn't work?
 
  • #939
I'd fix it!

What do you do if your panties are in a bunch?
 

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