- #31
Andy
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Stick Viagra in the Floppy Drive!
What do you do if the internet stopped working?
What do you do if the internet stopped working?
What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?
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The discussion centers around a creative game where users pose hypothetical "What do you do if..." questions, and others respond with humorous or imaginative answers. Participants explore various scenarios, ranging from being a rock star to encountering aliens or facing absurd situations like having a pinecone stuck in their nose. The thread showcases a mix of whimsical, comedic, and surreal responses, with users often building on each other's ideas. Topics include personal dilemmas, fantastical situations, and playful interactions, reflecting a light-hearted and engaging community atmosphere. The conversation flows freely, with users frequently introducing new questions, maintaining a lively exchange throughout the thread.
- #32
BoulderHead
I think I might have to consider getting a life.
What do you do if there is no life outside of the internet?
- #33
Mentat
- 3,935
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Keep doing what I'm doing, duh.
What do you do if you're stuck on the Brooklyn bridge, in a traffic jam, and you've just had two really strong cups of coffee and three bran muffins?
- #34
MSI
- 16
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i will leave the car and start running " i will lose the car but no problem "
what do you do if you meet Albert Einstein ?
what do you do if you meet Albert Einstein ?
- #35
Andy
- 73
- 14
tell him to get a haircut!
What do you do if you fall over and can't get up again?
What do you do if you fall over and can't get up again?
- #36
plus
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Get a huge disability allowance and try to sue someone.
What would you do if there was a constant stream of flies coming out of your mouth?
What would you do if there was a constant stream of flies coming out of your mouth?
- #37
Andy
- 73
- 14
I would use it to my advantage and save the world by using my superpower to rid the world of evil!
What do you do if your running out of questions to ask?
What do you do if your running out of questions to ask?
- #38
BoulderHead
You ask someone else what they would do in this position.
What do you do if Zero locks this thread?
- #39
Zargawee
Start another one , or ask for unlock.
What do you do if Zargawee didn't start this topic ?
- #40
Andy
- 73
- 14
I would go do some revision for my exams!
What do you do if smokes pouring out of your oven? (uhoh)!
What do you do if smokes pouring out of your oven? (uhoh)!
- #41
Mentat
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Give up on baking for the day.
What do you do if you solve the equations of string theory?
- #42
Zargawee
I would say : WoW .. That was a piece of cake !
What do you do if you were sent to live on moon alone ?
- #43
Andy
- 73
- 14
If iw as sent to live on the moon it would be because everyone on Earth hated me so i would get in contact with some aliens and use the moon as a secret base to plan an attack on all those puny earthlings!
what would you do if there where no aliens?
what would you do if there where no aliens?
- #44
J-Man
- 199
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Make crop-circles. It keeps the conspiracy theorists entertained.
What do you do if the mosquitoes take over the world?
- #45
Andy
- 73
- 14
Now that would suck! big time!
- #46
plus
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Infect them with diseases.
What would you do if an alien took over the world and demanded that every human greet each other by putting your hand in their mouth?
- #47
Mentat
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Stick your hand in the alien's mouth and gag it. That'll prove the folly of this form of greeting, and remove the producer of the idea, in one action.
What do you do if someone challenges you to a spit-wad war in the middle of an important lecture?
- #48
Andy
- 73
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roll my exam paper up and finish the bastard off!
what do you do if your dishwasher starts talking to you?
what do you do if your dishwasher starts talking to you?
- #49
BoulderHead
That depends on what it has to say; If it is polite you listen patiently, ask it what it wants, and exchange some ideas. Otherwise, you wash its dirty little mouth out with detergent!
What do you do if Diogenes comes over to your house and starts spitting on the floor and furnishings?
- #50
Andy
- 73
- 14
I would find out who/what diogenes is and then either let them carry on or tell them to get the **** out!
What do you do if the thread starts dieing?
What do you do if the thread starts dieing?
- #51
Mentat
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Post on it. Duh.
What do you do if you start dieing.
- #52
MSI
- 16
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well we are already start dieing ... when you are born the time goes
and death come closer by time so you are dieng
what do i do?
normal life
what do you do if you know that you are immortal?
and death come closer by time so you are dieng
what do i do?
normal life
what do you do if you know that you are immortal?
- #53
Andy
- 73
- 14
spend eternity trying to kill yourself!
what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?
what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?
- #54
Zargawee
I aksed this before ... but anyway , I'd like to answer it
I would buy about 100 Guitars and start smashing them onto the floor !
What do you do if you have annoying friends ?
- #55
J-Man
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Wait until they fall asleep and shave off their eyebrows, or at least half of them.
What do you do if someone has shaved off your eyebrows, or at least half of them? (I don't know where they would get an idea like that!)
- #56
Mentat
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Fly to Indiana, and shave off J-Man's eyebrows. It may not get my eyebrows back for me, but it'll sure make me feel better (since the whole eyebrow-shaving thing was J-Man's idea in the first place).
What do you do if a race of sentient aliens attack Earth (a little cliche', but who cares?)?
- #57
Andy
- 73
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Give them loadsa teddy bears with little hearts that say "I love you" that wil make them see the light.
What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?
What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?
- #58
J-Man
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Call up Guiness and set the new world record for staying underwater without snorkle or scuba gear.
What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?
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- #59
cmdr_sponge
learn how to breathe above water (cus it'd be a lot more useful)
what if the government banned underwear
what if the government banned underwear
- #60
J-Man
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(beat you by 27 microseconds! But since your new, we'll go with your question.)
What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?
Become an Inspecther and look under womens dresses to see if they comply.
What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?