What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

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The thread explores a series of hypothetical questions starting with "What do you do if..." Participants engage in a playful exchange, posing scenarios that range from being a rock star to encountering famous figures, and even dealing with mundane situations. The discussion is light-hearted and imaginative, with each participant contributing their own unique responses and follow-up questions.

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  • Some participants suggest humorous or absurd actions in response to the hypothetical scenarios, such as retiring after losing their voice as a rock star or using a 2x4 as a substitute for socks.
  • Others propose creative solutions to problems, like generating power from breathing or using superpowers to rid the world of evil.
  • A few participants express a desire to engage in self-indulgent activities, such as filing patents or entertaining themselves with money gained from knowing everything.
  • There are playful responses to questions about controlling the world, with one participant suggesting elaborate plans involving fictional elements like James Bond and super-weapons.
  • Some participants share whimsical ideas about interactions with historical figures, such as telling Albert Einstein to get a haircut.

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Participants generally share a light-hearted tone and engage in playful banter, but there is no consensus on the best responses to the hypothetical questions, as each participant offers their own unique take.

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The responses are highly subjective and depend on individual creativity and humor, with no established facts or definitive answers presented.

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  • #31
Stick Viagra in the Floppy Drive!

What do you do if the internet stopped working?
 
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  • #32
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if the internet stopped working?
I think I might have to consider getting a life.


What do you do if there is no life outside of the internet?
 
  • #33
Originally posted by BoulderHead
I think I might have to consider getting a life.


What do you do if there is no life outside of the internet?

Keep doing what I'm doing, duh.

What do you do if you're stuck on the Brooklyn bridge, in a traffic jam, and you've just had two really strong cups of coffee and three bran muffins?
 
  • #34
i will leave the car and start running " i will lose the car but no problem "

what do you do if you meet Albert Einstein ?
 
  • #35
tell him to get a haircut!

What do you do if you fall over and can't get up again?
 
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  • #36
Get a huge disability allowance and try to sue someone.

What would you do if there was a constant stream of flies coming out of your mouth?
 
  • #37
I would use it to my advantage and save the world by using my superpower to rid the world of evil!

What do you do if your running out of questions to ask?
 
  • #38
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if your running out of questions to ask?
You ask someone else what they would do in this position.


What do you do if Zero locks this thread?
 
  • #39
What do you do if Zero locks this thread?
Start another one , or ask for unlock.

What do you do if Zargawee didn't start this topic ?
 
  • #40
I would go do some revision for my exams!

What do you do if smokes pouring out of your oven? (uhoh)!
 
  • #41
Originally posted by Andy
I would go do some revision for my exams!

What do you do if smokes pouring out of your oven? (uhoh)!

Give up on baking for the day.

What do you do if you solve the equations of string theory?
 
  • #42
What do you do if you solve the equations of string theory?
I would say : WoW .. That was a piece of cake !

What do you do if you were sent to live on moon alone ?
 
  • #43
If iw as sent to live on the moon it would be because everyone on Earth hated me so i would get in contact with some aliens and use the moon as a secret base to plan an attack on all those puny earthlings!

what would you do if there where no aliens?
 
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  • #44
Andy asked:
what would you do if there where no aliens?

Make crop-circles. It keeps the conspiracy theorists entertained.

What do you do if the mosquitoes take over the world?
 
  • #45
Now that would suck! big time!
 
  • #46
Originally posted by J-Man
Make crop-circles. It keeps the conspiracy theorists entertained.

What do you do if the mosquitoes take over the world?

Infect them with diseases.

What would you do if an alien took over the world and demanded that every human greet each other by putting your hand in their mouth?
 
  • #47
Originally posted by plus
Infect them with diseases.

What would you do if an alien took over the world and demanded that every human greet each other by putting your hand in their mouth?

Stick your hand in the alien's mouth and gag it. That'll prove the folly of this form of greeting, and remove the producer of the idea, in one action.

What do you do if someone challenges you to a spit-wad war in the middle of an important lecture?
 
  • #48
roll my exam paper up and finish the bastard off!

what do you do if your dishwasher starts talking to you?
 
  • #49
Originally posted by Andy
roll what do you do if your dishwasher starts talking to you?
That depends on what it has to say; If it is polite you listen patiently, ask it what it wants, and exchange some ideas. Otherwise, you wash its dirty little mouth out with detergent!


What do you do if Diogenes comes over to your house and starts spitting on the floor and furnishings?
 
  • #50
I would find out who/what diogenes is and then either let them carry on or tell them to get the **** out!

What do you do if the thread starts dieing?
 
  • #51
Originally posted by Andy
I would find out who/what diogenes is and then either let them carry on or tell them to get the **** out!

What do you do if the thread starts dieing?

Post on it. Duh. :smile:

What do you do if you start dieing.
 
  • #52
well we are already start dieing ... when you are born the time goes
and death come closer by time so you are dieng
what do i do?
normal life :smile:



what do you do if you know that you are immortal?
 
  • #53
spend eternity trying to kill yourself!

what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?
 
  • #54
what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?
I aksed this before ... but anyway , I'd like to answer it :smile:

I would buy about 100 Guitars and start smashing them onto the floor !


What do you do if you have annoying friends ?
 
  • #55
Originally posted by Zargawee
What do you do if you have annoying friends ?
Wait until they fall asleep and shave off their eyebrows, or at least half of them.

What do you do if someone has shaved off your eyebrows, or at least half of them? (I don't know where they would get an idea like that!)
 
  • #56
Originally posted by J-Man
Wait until they fall asleep and shave off their eyebrows, or at least half of them.

What do you do if someone has shaved off your eyebrows, or at least half of them? (I don't know where they would get an idea like that!)

Fly to Indiana, and shave off J-Man's eyebrows. It may not get my eyebrows back for me, but it'll sure make me feel better (since the whole eyebrow-shaving thing was J-Man's idea in the first place).

What do you do if a race of sentient aliens attack Earth (a little cliche', but who cares?)?
 
  • #57
Give them loadsa teddy bears with little hearts that say "I love you" that wil make them see the light.

What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?
 
  • #58
Originally posted by Andy
What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?
Call up Guiness and set the new world record for staying underwater without snorkle or scuba gear.

What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?

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This message produced entirely by recyled electrons... hey where are my eyebrows?
 
  • #59
learn how to breathe above water (cus it'd be a lot more useful)

what if the government banned underwear
 
  • #60
(beat you by 27 microseconds! But since your new, we'll go with your question.)

cmdr_sponge asked:
what (do you do) if the government banned underwear
Become an Inspecther and look under womens dresses to see if they comply.

What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?
 

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