What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Andy
I would find out who/what diogenes is and then either let them carry on or tell them to get the **** out!

What do you do if the thread starts dieing?

Post on it. Duh.

What do you do if you start dieing.

 

[MSI]

well we are already start dieing ... when you are born the time goes
and death come closer by time so you are dieng
what do i do?
normal life



what do you do if you know that you are immortal?

 

[Andy]

spend eternity trying to kill yourself!

what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?

 

[Zargawee]

what do you do if your a famous rock star with millions and millions of pounds/dollars (or whatever currency you use)?

I aksed this before ... but anyway , I'd like to answer it

I would buy about 100 Guitars and start smashing them onto the floor !


What do you do if you have annoying friends ?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Zargawee
What do you do if you have annoying friends ?

Wait until they fall asleep and shave off their eyebrows, or at least half of them.

What do you do if someone has shaved off your eyebrows, or at least half of them? (I don't know where they would get an idea like that!)

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by J-Man
Wait until they fall asleep and shave off their eyebrows, or at least half of them.

What do you do if someone has shaved off your eyebrows, or at least half of them? (I don't know where they would get an idea like that!)

Fly to Indiana, and shave off J-Man's eyebrows. It may not get my eyebrows back for me, but it'll sure make me feel better (since the whole eyebrow-shaving thing was J-Man's idea in the first place).

What do you do if a race of sentient aliens attack Earth (a little cliche', but who cares?)?

 

[Andy]

Give them loadsa teddy bears with little hearts that say "I love you" that wil make them see the light.

What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by Andy
What dou you do if you can breathe underwater?

Call up Guiness and set the new world record for staying underwater without snorkle or scuba gear.

What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?

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This message produced entirely by recyled electrons... hey where are my eyebrows?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

learn how to breathe above water (cus it'd be a lot more useful)

what if the government banned underwear

 

[J-Man]

(beat you by 27 microseconds! But since your new, we'll go with your question.)

cmdr_sponge asked:
what (do you do) if the government banned underwear

Become an Inspecther and look under womens dresses to see if they comply.

What do you do if there are 3 gerbils running around in your pants?

 

[Andy]

If the government banned underwear i would have no problem with the damn gerbils!

what do you do if youreally like the taste of something that's poisonous to you and will certainly kill you if you keep eating it/drinking it?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

pray to go that the thing tastes like chicken so u can get away with eating almost nething?

what if chicken tasted like asparigrass (would everything taste like asparigrass?)

 

[Zargawee]

what if chicken tasted like asparigrass (would everything taste like asparigrass?)

Consider that Chekin never tasted like anything but asparigrass ( BTW , What is this ? )

What do you do if you were sitting beside a C4 bomb ?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

defuse it

what would u do if u where standing on a mine that would go off if u stepped off it and u had nothing to diffuse it with, but the diffusion kit was two steps away [asparigrass is a type of vegetable]

 

[Andy]

i would use my magnet on my watch to attract the deffusal kit and then i would defuse it with my expert defusing skills that i attained in my mispent child hood!

what do you do if your a Dog?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

bark

what would u do if u had all of god's powers for a day

 

[Zargawee]

what do you do if your a Dog?

Enjoying being near to KFC and the slaughterhouse

 

[Zargawee]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
what would u do if u had all of god's powers for a day

make this day longer than you can ever imagine

What do you do if we returned back to stone ages ?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Zargawee
make this day longer than you can ever imagine

What do you do if we returned back to stone ages ?

Get stoned, like everybody else.

What do you do if you go to your favorite restaurant, and order a steak; but after you take your first bite, you notice that - under the steak - there's scabby bandage?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

send it back as u ordered a clean bandage

what if u where personally introduced to dave

 

[Andy]

I would shake his hand and when his guard is down punch him square in the face, that will teach him!

Maybe i should ask this again, what do you do if the thread dies?

 

[plus]

Make some wire.

What would you do if this thread was really ill, but could not die?

 

[mikehuntsloose]

Id send it where my grandpa is, the old folks home.

What would you do if you woke up as President Bush?

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by mikehuntsloose
Id send it where my grandpa is, the old folks home.

What would you do if you woke up as President Bush?

shoot myself!


what would you do if you couldn't do anything? (eh, eh! i got you there!)

 

[J-Man]

Originally posted by maximus
what would you do if you couldn't do anything? (eh, eh! i got you there!)

Nothing. HA!HA!

What do you do if there is a pinecone stuck in your nose?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by J-Man
Nothing. HA!HA!

What do you do if there is a pinecone stuck in your nose?

Sneeze, of course.

What do you do if sneezing doesn't work?

 

[Andy]

I would hit myself on the back of my head repeatedly until it popped out!

What would you do if you had the powers of spiderman?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Andy
I would hit myself on the back of my head repeatedly until it popped out!

What would you do if you had the powers of spiderman?

Make out with Kirsten Dunst, while hanging upside down...duh!

What do you do if you find out that you are "the one" (as in The Matrix).

 

[Andy]

Get in lots of pointless fights with people who are twice the size of me just so that i look tough without giving away my superior abilities!

What do you do if you have a tazmanian devil chewing on your leg?

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if you have a tazmanian devil chewing on your leg?

i'd find a tazmanian angel and have it chew on the other.

what would you do if you grew a foot from your face?

 

[J-Man]

maximus asked:
what would you do if you grew a foot from your face?

It'd probably end up in my mouth. Ugh!

What do you do if your foot is in your mouth?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by J-Man
It'd probably end up in my mouth. Ugh!

What do you do if your foot is in your mouth?

You learn to stop contradicting yourself (thus not "sticking your foot in your mouth" anymore).

What do you do if you only have three days left to live?

 

[iansmith]

Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you only have three days left to live?

Do everything I wanted to do (I won't do a list because some element are not for this forum) and just don't care about the consequences such as boring a lot money to do everything I want.

What would you do if your are still alive after three days and have one more year to live?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by iansmith
Do everything I wanted to do (I won't do a list because some element are not for this forum) and just don't care about the consequences such as boring a lot money to do everything I want.

What would you do if your are still alive after three days and have one more year to live?

I'd continue with my life the way I have for the past 15 years.

What would you do if you had the machine from "Battlefield Earth", that allows you to learn all of the knowledge of the Psychloes, by sitting in front of a sort of light beam all day?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

buy some big sunglasses

what would you do if you could only eat celery?

 

[Andy]

I would learn all there is to know about everyone! and once i know this i will blackmail loads of people and get loadsa money!

What do you do if you have a permanent sign on your back that can't be covered up that says " Punch me in the back of the Head because I am an idiot!"?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

buy a crash helmet

 

[Andy]

what would you do if you could only eat celery?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

what would u do if u accidently killed this thread by not writing a question after ure answer?

 

[Pauly Man]

I don't know?

 

[Pauly Man]

D'OH!

I mean. What would you do if the joke you thought would work well backfired?

 

[Zargawee]

What would you do if the joke you thought would work well backfired?

Do it backfired

What do you do if smilies were forbidden to use ?

 

[Andy]

I would turn that smile upside down into a frown!

What do you do if ur a walking telephone box?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

call for help

what would you do if u were rubber duck

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
call for help

what would you do if u were rubber duck

Nothing, I'd be a rubber duck. Well, maybe I'd sing the "rubber ducky" song a little, when no one was around, but otherwise...nothing.

What would you do if you were visited by an alien from the fourth dimension?

 

[Andy]

dont let sponge get started on the fourth dimension!

 

[MSI]

where is the question?

what do you do if there is no question?

 

[Andy]

My answer wasnt supposed to answer his question, i was kinda hoping that the cmdrsponge would come online and answer that question about the fourth dimension i know he loves it so much!

 

[Andy]

and to answer your question you just sit down and shut up!

what do you do if your head gets stuck inbetween automatci doors?

 

[MSI]

i will change them to manual and open them manually and get my head out