What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

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The discussion centers around a creative game where users pose hypothetical "What do you do if..." questions, and others respond with humorous or imaginative answers. Participants explore various scenarios, ranging from being a rock star to encountering aliens or facing absurd situations like having a pinecone stuck in their nose. The thread showcases a mix of whimsical, comedic, and surreal responses, with users often building on each other's ideas. Topics include personal dilemmas, fantastical situations, and playful interactions, reflecting a light-hearted and engaging community atmosphere. The conversation flows freely, with users frequently introducing new questions, maintaining a lively exchange throughout the thread.
  • #91
D'OH!

I mean. What would you do if the joke you thought would work well backfired?
 
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  • #92
What would you do if the joke you thought would work well backfired?
Do it backfired :smile:

What do you do if smilies were forbidden to use ?
 
  • #93
I would turn that smile upside down into a frown!

What do you do if ur a walking telephone box?
 
  • #94
call for help

what would you do if u were rubber duck
 
  • #95
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
call for help

what would you do if u were rubber duck

Nothing, I'd be a rubber duck. Well, maybe I'd sing the "rubber ducky" song a little, when no one was around, but otherwise...nothing.

What would you do if you were visited by an alien from the fourth dimension?
 
  • #96
dont let sponge get started on the fourth dimension!
 
  • #97
where is the question?

what do you do if there is no question?
 
  • #98
My answer wasnt supposed to answer his question, i was kinda hoping that the cmdrsponge would come online and answer that question about the fourth dimension i know he loves it so much!
 
  • #99
and to answer your question you just sit down and shut up!

what do you do if your head gets stuck inbetween automatci doors?
 
  • #100
i will change them to manual and open them manually and get my head out
 
  • #101
Originally posted by MSI
i will change them to manual and open them manually and get my head out

you didn't post a question, so i'll use your signature: the vacuum created by the sucking of life is proportional to the pressure created by its blowing effect, thus negating the two.

what do you do if you can't think of a good question?
 
  • #102
i will not post...

what do you do?
 
  • #103
Originally posted by MSI
i will not post...

what do you do?

i post.

what do you do when your cat won't get out of the garbage?
 
  • #104
ohh my cat don't go to that places and if so i will leave it their ! or maybe i will get it and give her the most thing she hate i will give her a shower


what do you do if you lost your cat?
 
  • #105
Originally posted by MSI
ohh my cat don't go to that places and if so i will leave it their ! or maybe i will get it and give her the most thing she hate i will give her a shower


what do you do if you lost your cat?

i have a feeling english isn't a first for you, or that you really have gramatical problems you need to sort out.
but, if i lost my cat i'd look for a new one. (or at least a less old one)

what do you do if you a large pigeon wanders into your house, tells you its name is Sam, and askes you to go with it to Ever Ever place, where you never grow young?
 
  • #106
so, where are you from, MSI? cause i doubt it's the moon.
 
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  • #107
for english i am really weak in english ... i don't know why i always tried to be good at english but didn't succeed ...

i am from israel but as i become muslim i lift my family and go to jordan then i went to the moon :wink: and some times to Mars they are more cool creats :smile:

back to topic please or zargawee will kill me
 
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what do you do if you a large pigeon wanders into your house, tells you its name is Sam, and askes you to go with it to Ever Ever place, where you never grow young?

I have never heard of Ever Ever land so i think i would ask the large pigeon to take me to Never Never land! lol

What do you do if you had vision like cyclops from x-men, but u didnt have his special glasses, and wanted to look at your girlfriend that you love very much?
 
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  • #109
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if you had vision like cyclops from x-men, but u didnt have his special glasses, and wanted to look at your girlfriend that you love very much?
I'd make some special glasses so that I could look at her. Unless I felt lazy that day, then I'd just fry her and get a new girlfriend...

What do you do if your girlfriend is Rogue and you want to touch or kiss her?
 
  • #110
Originally posted by J-Man

What do you do if your girlfriend is Rogue and you want to touch or kiss her?

i'd spray her down with rubber cement and then i could touch her. but i don't know, rouge was pretty hot. i'd probably just indure the horrible pain.


what do you do if adamanium claws sprout out from your knuckles?
 
  • #111
use em like heir meant to be used and go on a rampage

what would u do if adamantium claws sprouted from ure ass?
 
  • #112
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
what would u do if adamantium claws sprouted from ure ass?

i would look for surgical removal. but meanwhile, i would go on a rampage, destroying every toilet bowl in my path!




what do you do if you really have to go to the bathroom, but your toilet bowl is all messed up?
 
  • #113
I would go toilet in the nearest fish tank and tell all of my guests that it is a very rare endangered species of fish that only live in my fishtank!

What do you do if you fall into a bin headfirst and can't get out of it?
 
  • #114
Originally posted by maximus
i would look for surgical removal. but meanwhile, i would go on a rampage, destroying every toilet bowl in my path!




what do you do if you really have to go to the bathroom, but your toilet bowl is all messed up?

Use your adamantium butt-claws to dig yourself a hole outside.

What do you do if you are with someone who you know can read your mind?
 
  • #115
Originally posted by Andy
I would go toilet in the nearest fish tank and tell all of my guests that it is a very rare endangered species of fish that only live in my fishtank!

What do you do if you fall into a bin headfirst and can't get out of it?

Give up and learn to live off garbage.

(My next question is on my previous post).
 
  • #116
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if you fall into a bin headfirst and can't get out of it?

a bin of what? us americans don't understand your english lingo. but if you're talking about a trash-bin, i would cut out eye holes and paint a cheery face on it. i could make myself very handsom.

what do you do if you don't want to do the dishes, but you have to?
 
  • #117
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you are with someone who you know can read your mind?


i'd think the opposite of what i would usually think, and occasionally throw random word into my thoughts, just to throw them off. but if this didn't work, i'd be completely honest and try not to think of anything embarrasing.
 
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  • #118
Originally posted by maximus
a bin of what? us americans don't understand your english lingo. but if you're talking about a trash-bin, i would cut out eye holes and paint a cheery face on it. i could make myself very handsom.

what do you do if you don't want to do the dishes, but you have to?

Man! I keep on answering at the same time as someone else. This is the second time in a row!

Start breaking dishes, and the person who's making you do them won't want you to do them anymore (stolen idea from Shel Silverstein, but oh well).

My question is found on the post before my last one.
 
  • #119
Originally posted by maximus
i'd think the opposite of what i would usually think, and occasionally throw random word into my thoughts, just to throw them off. but if this didn't work, i'd be completely honest and try not to think of anything embarrasing.

Good idea. What's your next question?
 
  • #120
ahh, but I've already answered it! (and my question is also the one before my last post.)
 

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