What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

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The discussion centers around a creative game where users pose hypothetical "What do you do if..." questions, and others respond with humorous or imaginative answers. Participants explore various scenarios, ranging from being a rock star to encountering aliens or facing absurd situations like having a pinecone stuck in their nose. The thread showcases a mix of whimsical, comedic, and surreal responses, with users often building on each other's ideas. Topics include personal dilemmas, fantastical situations, and playful interactions, reflecting a light-hearted and engaging community atmosphere. The conversation flows freely, with users frequently introducing new questions, maintaining a lively exchange throughout the thread.
  • #151
Get somebody to ring your phone in the hope that the nauseous ring tone you put on the other day will cause it to be regurgitated.

What would you do if you where sleeping in a big washing machine and somebody closed the door and turned it on (heavy soil full wash cycle) ?
 
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  • #152
patent the ride before any theme parks get hold of it.

what would you do if u were the annoying advisor guy in theme park?
 
  • #153
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
what would you do if u were the annoying advisor guy in theme park?

Invent free chilli and rides for fat gross dudes day.

What would you do if you were in a hot tub with two supermodels and you suddenly had to take a sh:t really bad?

eNtRopY
 
  • #154
Originally posted by eNtRopY
What would you do if you were in a hot tub with two supermodels and you suddenly had to take a sh:t really bad?
Probably wake up eventually...

What do you do if you turn into a werewolf?
 
  • #155
Originally posted by J-Man
Probably wake up eventually...

What do you do if you turn into a werewolf?

Well, a usual wolf would sit around licking it's crotch until time to mate or hunt, but a werewolf would probably be powerful enough to do all three at the same!

What do you do if you turn into a vampire?
 
  • #156
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you turn into a vampire?
Pretty much the same thing as the werewolfs... licking, mating, sucking the blood out of a hottie's neck.

What do you do if you're a vampire and can't reach your crotch with your tongue?
 
  • #157
Originally posted by J-Man
Pretty much the same thing as the werewolfs... licking, mating, sucking the blood out of a hottie's neck.

What do you do if you're a vampire and can't reach your crotch with your tongue?

Get fired from the vampire society, as that is an indispensable skill for vampires.

What do you do if you can't find a computer with internet access and are experiencing withdrawl from the PFs?
 
  • #158
I would try to get a life!

What do you do if you have this really horrible hateful little bear staring at you but not! i mean its stares at me when my back is turned but as soon as i look at it, it turns away! what do i do? please HELP!
 
  • #159
What do you do if you have this really horrible hateful little bear staring at you but not! i mean its stares at me when my back is turned but as soon as i look at it, it turns away! what do i do? please HELP!

I'd go to a psychologist to treat me :wink:


What do you do if have a allergy against water ( even drinking water ) ?
 
  • #160
Originally posted by Zargawee
I'd go to a psychologist to treat me :wink:


What do you do if have a allergy against water ( even drinking water ) ?

Suffer the allergy. Water is essential to life, and an allergy isn't likely to kill you (unless it's really strong, in which case both choices are suicide).

What do you do if you are tossed into a lion's den?
 
  • #161
Scratch it just behind the ear! they are supposed to love that.

What do you do if you are only 1 inch tall?
 
  • #162
Sit down and think about how much it sucks to be 1 inch tall...

What would you do if you knew the truth about everything?
 
  • #163
Lie my ass off!

What do you do if that little bear still looks at you?
 
  • #164
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if that little bear still looks at you?
Poke his eyes out, then have a beer.

What do you do if you run out of beer?
 
  • #165
apologise to beer for running out on them and try to make it up as soon as possible.

what would you do if you could only see behind you.
 
  • #166
grow my hair like a reverse mullet wear my shirt backwoards and start messing with people ... as for sitting...i gusse i couldent get around sitting backwards. Or i could just wear optical lenses that transmit from 2 camreas wher my eyes should noramly be.

What would you do if you were a drivign school instructor who goes back in time for some reason
 
  • #167
I would find all the families who were related to the punk teenagers I instructed and tell them to never have children!

What do you do if you're a ball turret gunner in World War II and the plane needs to make a belly landing because landing gear is busted?
 
  • #168
Move to a different part of the plane for landing.

What do you do if stuck inside a really small bottle?
 
  • #169
Originally posted by Andy
Move to a different part of the plane for landing.

What do you do if stuck inside a really small bottle?

Sit there and ponder how I ever fit into a really small bottle. Well, that'd be the philosophically correct thing to do. I would just be trying to figure out how to take a leak without drowning :wink:.

What do you do if Wolverine (from X-Men) challenges you to a fight?
 
  • #170
Take a really big pair of Nail clippers with me!

What do you do if you too stupid too realize that your leg has fallen off?
 
  • #171
Originally posted by Andy
Take a really big pair of Nail clippers with me!

What do you do if you too stupid too realize that your leg has fallen off?

Duuuhh...I dunno.

What do you do if someone asks to experiment on your brain?
 
  • #172
Ask for lots of money and also get a life insurance policy!

What do you do if you fell in love with a barbie doll?
 
  • #173
start burning myself to prove to myself that i wasn't made out of plastic.

what if you couldn't be burnt?
 
  • #174
Become a firefighter!

What do you do if you get sent backwards in time and came face to face with a Tyranosaurus Rex?
 
  • #175
Texas Bar'Be Q!

What would you do if you went forward in time, and met yourself, dieing?
 
  • #176
I'd keep traveling forward through time

What would you do if you found out you were the only person with free will?
 
  • #177
Tease all the non free will having sheep.

What would you do if you had 45 minutes left at work and you really need to get some work done but you found this crazy thread on the PF and couldn't will yourself away from it until you got to the end and posted something nice and witty?
 
  • #178
**** that work i will leave it and come to post...


what do you do if you come and post and your manger fired you because you didn't do that work?
 
  • #179
Quit!...before he could fire me.

What do you do if you find yourself on fire, at the local refineries storage tank, site busy repairing leaks in the tanks?
 
  • #180
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if you find yourself on fire, at the local refineries storage tank, site busy repairing leaks in the tanks?


you dive into the tanks, obviously!

what do you do if a certain someone is changing his avatar and title everyday now? (Mr. Robin Parsons)
 
  • #181
Originally posted by maximus
you dive into the tanks, obviously!

what do you do if a certain someone is changing his avatar and title everyday now? (Mr. Robin Parsons)

Learn to live with it (or find out where he lives, sneak into his house at night, and... ).

What do you do if your pants fall off in the middle of a public place?
 
  • #182
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if your pants fall off in the middle of a public place?


balance it out by taking off your shirt.

what do you do if you zipper is down and you don't realize it for hours?
 
  • #183
Originally posted by maximus
balance it out by taking off your shirt.

what do you do if you zipper is down and you don't realize it for hours?

Nothing until you realize it, duh!

What do you do if a genie comes to you and wishes for three things?
 
  • #184
Agree to grant the wishes, but stipulate that he must prove that he "does unto others as he would have done unto him", and he must go first proving that!

What do you do if the genies first wish is to have sex with your wife?
 
  • #185
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Agree to grant the wishes, but stipulate that he must prove that he "does unto others as he would have done unto him", and he must go first proving that!

What do you do if the genies first wish is to have sex with your wife?

Then you make your first wish (which you would get after following Mr. Parson's previous advice) that the genie undergo unimaginable testicular pain, every time he even thinks of your wife... .

What do you do if you are in the midst of very serious/heated debate, and you find a large flaw in your own reasoning, that no one else seems to have found?

Note: This has never happened to me (why do birds always like to land on my nose when it gets this big?) :wink:.
 
  • #186
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you are in the midst of very serious/heated debate, and you find a large flaw in your own reasoning, that no one else seems to have found?


edit your posts!

what do you do if your you are exposed to gamma radiation, and you become the HULK?
 
  • #187
Go lookin for breakfast! a really BIG breakfast!

What do you do if you find yourself falling in love with something that you are not "legally allowed" to fall in love with?

(not in my life!)
 
  • #188
Buy a remote island so me and beassy can live in peace we will eat coco nuts and drink milk all day long


Your legs and arms whave swithc but your hands and feet are in their normal postion.
 
  • #189
Join the ministry of Funny Walks.

What do you do if everytime you stand up you fall over again, landing on your nose everytime that you do it, whilst bouncing backwards and forwards because you nose is made from rubber and the back of your head is also made from rubber?
 
  • #190
side show...definetly i would pay to see that

what would you do if you could make 1 thing...anything but only 1 of it
 
  • #191
Make a replicator!

What would you do if you had a replicator?
 
  • #192
replicate gold then flood the markets sprialing the world econmy into a down fall...then replacte a burrito


What would you do if u had 2 burrito's..
 
  • #193
Eat them, wait for the gas, then blast off!

Can you achieve escape velocity using only self propelled methane exhaust?
 
  • #194
Perhaps, if you could find away to contain it long enough. I once heard that if you could Fart for 8 years strait you would have released enough energy to rival the most powerful nuclear weapons.

So if a way of containing and controlling the gas could be devised, and safe ignition, perhaps.


What would you do if Jesus showed up at the next Ozzfest (Ozzy Ozbourne's yearly tour) and stole the microphone, only to ask who was bogarting the Bong?

I could be reffering to a beer bong, so nothing illegal going on.

[zz)]
 
  • #195
except Jebus stealing the mic...i would defently ask him to crowd surf with me and walk on bong water...beer bong...water...sir. Then watch as he mashes and cures people of their vomiting alements
 
  • #196
Originally posted by The Grimmus
except Jebus stealing the mic...i would defently ask him to crowd surf with me and walk on bong water...beer bong...water...sir. Then watch as he mashes and cures people of their vomiting alements.

Then I would wonder why!

What would you do if you found yourself in the arms of your least favorite person, and they were just about to give you a slobbering tongue probbing?
 
  • #197
Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
Then I would wonder why!

What would you do if you found yourself in the arms of your least favorite person, and they were just about to give you a slobbering tongue probbing?

In the immoral words of Butt-head, "Is she hot?". I mean, come on! "Least favorite person" could just mean that their personality irritates you...

What do you do if you have get a massive tumor in the brain, and it gives you abilities like in "Phenomenon"?
 
  • #198
Change your responce to something a little friendlier (And give you an "Avatar")

What would you do if you could put words into other peoples mouths, such that, it appeared to be them speaking only what you wanted them to say?

EDIT "parenthetically spoken"
 
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  • #199
I would get them to say really stupid things and argue pointless arguements so that everyone else would think that they are really really sad.

What would you do if you where trapped inside a Poke Ball?
 
  • #200

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What would you do if you could put words into other peoples mouths, such that, it appeared to be them speaking only what you wanted them to say?

EDIT "parenthetically spoken"
Nothing... I prefer peace & quiet.

What do you do if the only words you know only contain 4 letters?
 
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