What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

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The thread explores a series of hypothetical questions starting with "What do you do if..." Participants engage in a playful exchange, posing scenarios that range from being a rock star to encountering famous figures, and even dealing with mundane situations. The discussion is light-hearted and imaginative, with each participant contributing their own unique responses and follow-up questions.

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  • Some participants suggest humorous or absurd actions in response to the hypothetical scenarios, such as retiring after losing their voice as a rock star or using a 2x4 as a substitute for socks.
  • Others propose creative solutions to problems, like generating power from breathing or using superpowers to rid the world of evil.
  • A few participants express a desire to engage in self-indulgent activities, such as filing patents or entertaining themselves with money gained from knowing everything.
  • There are playful responses to questions about controlling the world, with one participant suggesting elaborate plans involving fictional elements like James Bond and super-weapons.
  • Some participants share whimsical ideas about interactions with historical figures, such as telling Albert Einstein to get a haircut.

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Participants generally share a light-hearted tone and engage in playful banter, but there is no consensus on the best responses to the hypothetical questions, as each participant offers their own unique take.

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  • #61
If the government banned underwear i would have no problem with the damn gerbils!

what do you do if youreally like the taste of something that's poisonous to you and will certainly kill you if you keep eating it/drinking it?
 
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  • #62
pray to go that the thing tastes like chicken so u can get away with eating almost nething?

what if chicken tasted like asparigrass (would everything taste like asparigrass?)
 
  • #63
what if chicken tasted like asparigrass (would everything taste like asparigrass?)
Consider that Chekin never tasted like anything but asparigrass ( BTW , What is this ? )

What do you do if you were sitting beside a C4 bomb ?
 
  • #64
defuse it

what would u do if u where standing on a mine that would go off if u stepped off it and u had nothing to diffuse it with, but the diffusion kit was two steps away [asparigrass is a type of vegetable]
 
  • #65
i would use my magnet on my watch to attract the deffusal kit and then i would defuse it with my expert defusing skills that i attained in my mispent child hood!

what do you do if your a Dog?
 
  • #66
bark

what would u do if u had all of god's powers for a day
 
  • #67
what do you do if your a Dog?
Enjoying being near to KFC and the slaughterhouse
 
  • #68
Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
what would u do if u had all of god's powers for a day

make this day longer than you can ever imagine

What do you do if we returned back to stone ages ?
 
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  • #69
Originally posted by Zargawee
make this day longer than you can ever imagine

What do you do if we returned back to stone ages ?

Get stoned, like everybody else.

What do you do if you go to your favorite restaurant, and order a steak; but after you take your first bite, you notice that - under the steak - there's scabby bandage?
 
  • #70
send it back as u ordered a clean bandage

what if u where personally introduced to dave
 
  • #71
I would shake his hand and when his guard is down punch him square in the face, that will teach him!

Maybe i should ask this again, what do you do if the thread dies?
 
  • #72
Make some wire.

What would you do if this thread was really ill, but could not die?
 
  • #73
Id send it where my grandpa is, the old folks home.

What would you do if you woke up as President Bush?
 
  • #74
Originally posted by mikehuntsloose
Id send it where my grandpa is, the old folks home.

What would you do if you woke up as President Bush?


shoot myself!


what would you do if you couldn't do anything? (eh, eh! i got you there!)
 
  • #75
Originally posted by maximus
what would you do if you couldn't do anything? (eh, eh! i got you there!)
Nothing. HA!HA!

What do you do if there is a pinecone stuck in your nose?
 
  • #76
Originally posted by J-Man
Nothing. HA!HA!

What do you do if there is a pinecone stuck in your nose?

Sneeze, of course.

What do you do if sneezing doesn't work?
 
  • #77
I would hit myself on the back of my head repeatedly until it popped out!

What would you do if you had the powers of spiderman?
 
  • #78
Originally posted by Andy
I would hit myself on the back of my head repeatedly until it popped out!

What would you do if you had the powers of spiderman?

Make out with Kirsten Dunst, while hanging upside down...duh!

What do you do if you find out that you are "the one" (as in The Matrix).
 
  • #79
Get in lots of pointless fights with people who are twice the size of me just so that i look tough without giving away my superior abilities!

What do you do if you have a tazmanian devil chewing on your leg?
 
  • #80
Originally posted by Andy
What do you do if you have a tazmanian devil chewing on your leg?


i'd find a tazmanian angel and have it chew on the other.

what would you do if you grew a foot from your face?
 
  • #81
maximus asked:
what would you do if you grew a foot from your face?
It'd probably end up in my mouth. Ugh!

What do you do if your foot is in your mouth?
 
  • #82
Originally posted by J-Man
It'd probably end up in my mouth. Ugh!

What do you do if your foot is in your mouth?

You learn to stop contradicting yourself (thus not "sticking your foot in your mouth" anymore).

What do you do if you only have three days left to live?
 
  • #83
Originally posted by Mentat
What do you do if you only have three days left to live?

Do everything I wanted to do (I won't do a list because some element are not for this forum) and just don't care about the consequences such as boring a lot money to do everything I want.

What would you do if your are still alive after three days and have one more year to live?
 
  • #84
Originally posted by iansmith
Do everything I wanted to do (I won't do a list because some element are not for this forum) and just don't care about the consequences such as boring a lot money to do everything I want.

What would you do if your are still alive after three days and have one more year to live?

I'd continue with my life the way I have for the past 15 years.

What would you do if you had the machine from "Battlefield Earth", that allows you to learn all of the knowledge of the Psychloes, by sitting in front of a sort of light beam all day?
 
  • #85
buy some big sunglasses

what would you do if you could only eat celery?
 
  • #86
I would learn all there is to know about everyone! and once i know this i will blackmail loads of people and get loadsa money!

What do you do if you have a permanent sign on your back that can't be covered up that says " Punch me in the back of the Head because I am an idiot!"?
 
  • #87
buy a crash helmet
 
  • #88
what would you do if you could only eat celery?
 
  • #89
what would u do if u accidently killed this thread by not writing a question after ure answer?
 
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  • #90
I don't know?
 

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