What Do You Do If You Were a Rock Star?

[jimmy p]

I would try swallow in time to make a funky version of Stravinky's Rite of Spring. Or i would stick an unread banana in my ear to clear it.


What do you do if you were trapped in a banana suit in a cage full of angry and EXTREMELY hungry gorillas?

NOTE it does not matter whether the banana suit if read or unread.

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
What do you do if you were trapped in a banana suit in a cage full of angry and EXTREMELY hungry gorillas?
NOTE it does not matter whether the banana suit if read or unread.

Remove the suit and start feeding them, all the while biting down in time to establish the melody of Stravinski's within there heads as to distrack them enough so's I can Call Zoobyshoe and get him to come by with his truck and rip the door off of the cage as to set me free! Wheee-heeeeeee!

What would you do if while ripping of the door of the cage, Zoob, in his natural style, befriends the Gorilla's, finds out that you were the one that caused their original incarceration, and now zoob is looking at you, with Blood in his eye!?

 

[jimmy p]

well I would be on the outside of the cage whereas YOU would be stuck inside with an enraged Zoob and his gang of angry, hungry gorillas. So I will be laughing!


What would you do, if by some freak chance, you survive?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
What would you do, if by some freak chance, you survive?

Grab you, and throw you into the cage, with my 'New friends' the Gorillas...

What do you do if, while thrusting jimmy p into the cage, your trousers drop down to the ground, a passing female police officer, seeing this, stops, and requests of you to "pull your pants back up", you, being ignorant of the respect required in dealing with the Authoritative Nature of Police officers, respond, How?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if, while thrusting jimmy p into the cage, your trousers drop down to the ground, a passing female police officer, seeing this, stops, and requests of you to "pull your pants back up", you, being ignorant of the respect required in dealing with the Authoritative Nature of Police officers, respond, How?

You, being thusly ignorant, would respond: "Absolutely, Officer, just as soon as I'm done committing this act of false imprisonment and reckless endangerment!"What do you do if jimmy p takes this opportunity to escape?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if jimmy p takes this opportunity to escape?

Send the Gorillas after him...while asking the "extrodinarily beautiful" (female) police officer, out to dinner...and dancing

What do you do when the extrodinarily beautiful police Officer finds out you have Two 'left' feet??

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do when the extrodinarily beautiful police Officer finds out you have Two 'left' feet??

I happen to know that extrordinarily beautiful police Officer, and it just so happens she is afflicted with two "right" feet, so things will balance perfectly.What do you do if Zooby enters with his band of gorillas (guerillas?) and demands that the piano player play it again?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if Zooby enters with his band of gorillas (guerillas?) and demands that the piano player play it again?

DEMAND first that he "Pay the Price" ( a date with his friend the (beautiful)Police officer!)

What do you do if while out on a date with the BPO (beautiful Police Officer) you find out that she cannot resist answering emergency calls, (that only she seems to be able to hear) and you are now in the middle of a firefight, with seventeen robbers, using uzi's and rocket launched grenades to suppress your dancing duet style?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if while out on a date with the BPO (beautiful Police Officer) you find out that she cannot resist answering emergency calls, (that only she seems to be able to hear) and you are now in the middle of a firefight, with seventeen robbers, using uzi's and rocket launched grenades to suppress your dancing duet style?

Running quickly to the kitchen and the bathrooms I would gather enough eggs and toilet paper to launch an overpowering counterattack. What do you do if you receive the following mail from Greg:

From: ghb@uwm.edu (Physics_Forums_Mailer) Date: Fri, Jan 23, 2004,
2:50pm (PST+1) To: ZoobyShoe@Zoobonia.org Subject: Reply to post 'Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer'

Hello zoobyshoe,

Mr. Robin Parsons has just regurgitated more nonsence than usual in response to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer - in the General Discussion forum of Physics Forums.

Etc...?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if you receive the following mail from Greg:
From: ghb@uwm.edu (Physics_Forums_Mailer) Date: Fri, Jan 23, 2004,
2:50pm (PST+1) To: ZoobyShoe@Zoobonia.org Subject: Reply to post 'Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer'
Hello zoobyshoe,
Mr. Robin Parsons has just regurgitated more nonsence than usual in response to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer - in the General Discussion forum of Physics Forums.
Etc...?

Firstly, it's not in Gregs usual typing style so I, for one, would immediately be suspicious, then knowing just how much Greg really cares about me posting here at PF, well...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What do you do if, you are zoobyshoe, and you cannot think up a responce to this question?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if, you are zoobyshoe, and you cannot think up a responce to this question?

You surreptitiously look the answer up in the Farmer's Guide to Today's Weather, and `What Do You Do If...' Quetions for the BewilderedWhat do you do if your gas and electric bill arrives and you find you're being charged an extra $45.00 for a three CD set of the zither stylings of Pablo Monolo?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if your gas and electric bill arrives and you find you're being charged an extra $45.00 for a three CD set of the zither stylings of Pablo Monolo?

Celebrate! where else (on the face of the planet) could you possibly get an Original Copy of Pablo Monolo's most beautiful works (of muzak) for such an incredibly low "one time price"!

What do you do if there are No 'extras' included for free with the album, or hidden in the Albums Jacket/covering??

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons
What do you do if there are No 'extras' included for free with the album, or hidden in the Albums Jacket/covering??

I think, then, I might have found a place to store my collection of pig shaped maple leaves.What do you do if, upon hearing the "stylings" of zitherist Pablo Manolo, you realize this is a pseudonym for zither master, Mr. Robin Parsons, who is apparently exploring the world of 1960s show tunes under an assumed name because he doesn't want his public to know he likes that kind of music?

 

[jimmy p]

You show the world that he is the real maestro and gets the recognition he deserves.


What do you do if a battered and bleeding, gorilla-chewed jimmy p steps back into the scene? with...a SHRUBBERY!

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by jimmy p
What do you do if a battered and bleeding, gorilla-chewed jimmy p steps back into the scene? with...a SHRUBBERY!

Call for an ambulance, get that shrub strapped down to the gurney, and whiz it off to a tree surgeon as fast as possible.What do you do if a battered and bleeding, gorilla chewed jimmy p
collapses onto the grass and gasps:"Thank God...we saved...it." and faints?

 

[jimmy p]

attempt to give myself mouth to mouth recussitation, and failing that, attract the BPO's attention so she can give that personal care.


What do you do if the BPO falls for jimmy p?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by jimmy p
What do you do if the BPO falls for jimmy p?

I would warn him not to take her to play pool because, although she has two "right" feet, she has two "left" hands, which is a big drawback on account of her being right handed.What do you do if that sounded like some subtly witty remark but was actually completely meaningless?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
What do you do if the BPO falls for jimmy p?

Given that her and I had nuptuals, recently, Divorce!

What do you do if while divorcing your BPO you find out that she can rescind all of the exemptions, that she wrote for you, for all of that illegal parking?

 

[jimmy p]

...

what do you do if you don't know which one to answer?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
...

what do you do if you don't know which one to answer?

Try both...

What do you do if both answers are the same, even though the questions are completely different?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if that sounded like some subtly witty remark but was actually completely meaningless?

Admit it and move on..

What do you do if no one can keep up with your "What do you do if" routine?

 

[jimmy p]

cry because people think you are a freak and then laugh cos you KNOW you are much smarter...(after all, you are male and you can do TWO things at once)!

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Mr. Robin Parsons What do you do if both answers are the same, even though the questions are completely different?

Combine the two quetions into a third quetion the answer to which is not the original ambi-satisfactory answer. What do you do if the answer to the third, sythesized quetion happens by accident to be the birthdate of US President George W. Bush if he had been born in 1869, and his name had been W. George Busch, and he had never been president, rather, if he had been the hitherto unknown great-great grandfather of current tax assessor of the township of Wigsburg, Oklahoma, F. Steven Busch, not to be confused with F. Stephen Busch who seems to be unaffiliated with the US government in any capacity?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
What do you do if the answer to the third, syN[/color]thesized quetion happens by accident to be the birthdate of US President George W. Bush if he had been born in 1869, and his name had been W. George Busch, and he had never been president, rather, if he had been the hitherto unknown great-great grandfather of current tax assessor of the township of Wigsburg, Oklahoma, F. Steven Busch, not to be confused with F. Stephen Busch who seems to be unaffiliated with the US government in any capacity?

Humm while traveling in Wigsburg South I happened upon a BPO who had informed me that there had been in existence a person of such a carriance, BUT that is neither "here, nor, there" (Nor "everywhere" for that matter) inasmuch as all of it is irrelevant unless it is an Election year in which case it is then the lynchpin of the Electoral colleges inasmuch as it is inasmuch...so there!

What do you do if the thread goes on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & (seemingly endlessly) on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & (sombody stop me!) on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on & (whew) ad infinitum!??

 

[jimmy p]

You make it go on for infinity+1


What do you do if you find it harder and harder to find decent questions to ask?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
What do you do if you find it harder and harder to find decent questions to ask?

Start asking indecent ones!

What do you do if you have nothing BUT indecent quetions to ask, in this, a forum with youthfull Intelligent too?

 

[jimmy p]

well if the questions are indecent you make the thread more popular, because of the ...youthful intelligence, which causes more people to post DECENT questions.


What do you do if you run out of toilet paper?

 

[Mr. Robin Parsons]

Originally posted by jimmy p
What do you do if you run out of toilet paper?

Try running back into it...but I don't thunk that that wll solve your problem, but...

What do you do if you need a question to ask, and the only question you can think of is a "Stupid Quetion" hence unavailable to this forums thread, and the clock is talking, and the time its tacking and your running out of AAAACCKKKKK ARGHHHHHH...?

 

[jimmy p]

lol i have been having that problem too!


What do you do if you have problems?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by jimmy p
What do you do if you have problems?

You tenderly post them in a thread like this in the fond hope that some genius from nowhere will pop into transform your problems to gold.What do you do if, having transmogrified your problems to gold, you are now so heavy you can't move?