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lol, don't be so serious. Hey! this one is for you. *slamming mouse against left ear*
tribdog said:lol, don't be so serious. Hey! this one is for you. *slamming mouse against left ear*
tribdog said:Sure you will? for how long.
Hi, my name's tribdog.
Les Sleeth said:I assumed you are now a happy person able to look back on things with humor. I was just appreciating your story in total sincerity. I could tell you some majorly painful stuff about my life too, but I wouldn't put it in thread that is dedicated to being silly!
Moonbear said:I just know they were all looking at me really funny the next day and laughing and not telling me what was so funny.
Math Is Hard said:who was? The bears?![]()
I remember the one time I got totally blitzed. I was out with a few friends and my best friend Cindy had recently broken up with my brother (her fiance) and she was in a rotten mood, so she kept challenging me to chugging contests. The problem was I was drinking scotch - neat, she was drinking beer. Not really a fair chugging contest.Moonbear said:I don't even know. I was sooo hungover.![]()
Evo said:I remember the one time I got totally blitzed. I was out with a few friends and my best friend Cindy had recently broken up with my brother (her fiance) and she was in a rotten mood, so she kept challenging me to chugging contests. The problem was I was drinking scotch - neat, she was drinking beer. Not really a fair chugging contest.![]()
I got really drunk, really fast. I ended up putting too much perfume on. Everyone said it was too much.
That's it. I am so boring that even having imbibed enough scotch to put a blue whale into a coma, the worst thing I've ever done is go too heavy on perfume. I remember every moment of that night.
Perhaps it's because we both like Kafka.franznietzsche said:Yeah evo, that's pretty bad.
If it makes you feel any better the worst thing I've ever done was throw up, and I've never forgotten anything either.
Oh, we'd be a great pair. I'll be wallowing in a cloud of perfume and you'll be getting dressed and undressed all night.Moonbear said:Oh, don't feel too bad about that. In reality, I've never done anything bad while drunk. For me, there's just too fine of a line between complete coherence and passed out for me to really do anything stupid. I just lose the ability to thermoregulate while drunk, so I spend the night putting clothes on and taking them back off because I'm cold, I'm hot, I'm cold, I'm hot, I'm cold, I'm hot...
Evo said:Perhaps it's because we both like Kafka.
When I was 14, I had not read "The Castle", I think I had read everything else. I went once a week to an "artsy" theatre that played some off the wall movies and one week they were playing "The Castle". It was pretty interesting, the land surveyor comes to this village that has a hold on it by this mysterious, foreboding Castle. He is just about to go to the castle and discover what this dark secret is when (wait, I don't want to ruin this for anyone that doesn't know). franznietzsche, don't say anything. Let them all get ticked off like I did.
Evo said:Oh, we'd be a great pair. I'll be wallowing in a cloud of perfume and you'll be getting dressed and undressed all night.I think the guys will find you more interesting.
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Oh, I am so glad I didn't tell you the end of The Castle. In the Penal Colony was the first story I read. I still can't use a rotiserrie without thinking of that story.franznietzsche said:I actually haven't read the The Castle either. I've read The Judgement, The Metamorphosis and Conversation with the Supplicant. Great stuff all of it. I have In the penal colony, and A Hunger Artist (its a one volume collection), but i haven't read them yet.
Evo said:Oh, we'd be a great pair. I'll be wallowing in a cloud of perfume and you'll be getting dressed and undressed all night.I think the guys will find you more interesting.
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Moonbear said:Only one guy has ever borne witness to this behavior of mine. He said it made for a very LONG night. He didn't mind that I was taking my clothes off, but then I kept wanting to put them back on a few minutes later.![]()
franznietzsche said:Moonbear, you're such a disappointer. Teasing himlike that, its just not nice. Tsk tsk.
I also enjoy Dostoevsky.franznietzsche said:I read The Metamorphosis first, for 11th grade english and immediately after read The Stranger by Camus(for the same class). I need to start reading Dostoevsky, just because of all the references to him in Nietzsche and the influence on Kafka.
Moonbear said:Um, it wasn't teasing, it was foreplay. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.![]()
Evo said:I also enjoy Dostoevsky.
Math Is Hard said:This thread is swinging wildly between erudite and titillating!
franznietzsche said:Foreplay implies you had...relations...withhim afterwards. Is this one of your dirty stories tribdog keeps alluding to?
Math Is Hard said:This thread is swinging wildly between erudite and titillating!
Moonbear said:Yeah, no point in throwing me into the volcano. I can't satisfy that virginity requirement the volcano gods have. Sorry to disappoint.
We found an open minded volcano god, he'll take whatever he can get.Moonbear said:Yeah, no point in throwing me into the volcano. I can't satisfy that virginity requirement the volcano gods have. Sorry to disappoint.
Evo said:We found an open minded volcano god, he'll take whatever he can get.![]()
Yes, I'm afraid it is.franznietzsche said:Is it too much to hope that there is a younger version of you around my age somewhere?
Evo said:Yes, I'm afraid it is.I was a bookworm, a weird bookworm.
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Evo said:Ok, there is a probability that there is one girl your age out there like me. Now you have hope.![]()
I know, it was a lame attempt to give you hope.franznietzsche said:Clever Evo, but not clever enough. A probability, but not necessarily a significant or even nonzero probability.
Come on now, I read Kafka, you didn't reallythink i would fall for that, did you?
Evo said:I know, it was a lame attempt to give you hope.![]()
Integral said:A final, but unimplimented part of the initial scheme, was to always sign off with "That Sums it up".
What's wrong with that? That's how our president pronounces it.Intergral said:I was initially Intergral ...
That was close. One more detail and it would all have been given away. At least you didn't mention the assistants...Evo said:When I was 14, I had not read "The Castle", I think I had read everything else. I went once a week to an "artsy" theatre that played some off the wall movies and one week they were playing "The Castle". It was pretty interesting, the land surveyor comes to this village that has a hold on it by this mysterious, foreboding Castle. He is just about to go to the castle and discover what this dark secret is when (wait, I don't want to ruin this for anyone that doesn't know).
Yep, that pretty much sums it up.franznietzsche said:That is really corny, and yetstill entertaining. Althoughit would ahve lost its humour after a while.
Evo said:I also enjoy Dostoevsky.