Ken Natton said:
For certain, I agree with you that the male nipple thing is trivial, I only raised it because it has been a subject of discussion on this thread, and it does seem to be one that a lot of people latch on to as a mystery of evolution.
Ken, I am sorry if I gave you the impression that I thought that the nipple thing is in itself trivial. It is not. I just meant that in the perspective of the very large and fundamentally important subject you raised, it is just one small example of secondary sexual characteristic and of recent origin compared to primary mammalian sexual characters. I don't, by way of analogy, regard you personally as trivial, but I doubt that you would feel deeply offended if I overlooked you in juxtaposition with say, Grand Canyon... ;-)
You are right that many people do latch on to it as a mystery of evolution, but as I see it, they miss a lot of points dramatically. Your own discussion raised typical examples of such points very pertinently and correctly. Remember your discussion of intrauterine development and the point at which the secondary (and some primary) male sexual characteristics began to develop? You can carry this further; other secondary (and primary) characteristics don't complete their development till the end of puberty at least, some even later.
I’m surprised that you reject the idea of mammary glands as a defining mammalian feature. Apart from the obvious etymological connection, is not suckling the young the key defining feature of a mammal?
Please do not confuse "the idea of mammary glands as
a defining mammalian feature" with "the idea of mammary glands as
the defining mammalian feature". You did say: "Mammary glands are, after all,
the very thing that define us as mammals," right? (My italics of course.) Let me give you an analogy to illustrate: a biologist for whose work I had respect for shocked me by insisting that the hook-lip of the black African rhino was "the most important" difference between the black and white rhinos. Biologically the statement was meaningless at best. What he really seems to have meant was that it was the most obvious (he was no mammalogist!). Actually there are no end of differences, and many of them are functionally more important, such as the differences in teeth and digestive systems (the two species have different diets.)
Now, I was not disputing that you could easily tell them apart by their upper lips, just that the lips, though sufficient as a diagnostic feature, were not necessary. Any mammalogist looking at a picture of an African rhino with the lip not visible could tell the species apart. (So could any layman familiar with the animals.) And the rhinos didn't develop their lips for the convenience of taxonomists; they have more important functions that represent adaptations to the animals' lives. Right?
Now, certainly, as I said, given the appropriate part of a mammal's anatomy, a mammalogist could identify the mammae, and tell you that they did not come from a bird. No argument. But would you like to sit down for a while and list major features of a mammal's anatomy that would not do just as well? How about the skin? Hair? Teeth? Eyes? Feet? External ears? Erythrocytes? Brain? Genitals? Adipose organ? Kidneys?
Don't let me rush you.
And don't let me leave you thinking that I would exclude nipples from the list; I simply say that they are just one example among many. And what is more, if I gave you the nipples of a monotreme to identify, you might have a merry dance before you succeed!
And, connected with another one of my very favourite stories from the annals of human evolution, my understanding was that sweat glands, or at least a profusion of sweat glands, was very much a specifically human feature.
We all have our favourites, even I, and we all get led astray by them, even I. (NO? Oh yes! Really!) The profusion of sweat glands is by no means specifically human, and if it were, that would hardly be relevant. As things stand, there are several kinds of sweat glands, and most mammals have one or more. (I have seen claims that cetaceans lack them completely, but I have also seen it denied. It is hard to prove a negative.) The point is that finding even one undeniable sweat gland of any mammalian type is sufficient to tell you that you are not working with a fish or fowl.
Apes have plenty, though we are the sweatiest apes, I believe. Horses have more than we have.
The story, as I heard it, is closely connected with the reason why we became the naked ape. It’s all about our big, energy hungry, heat producing brains.
That story may have merit, but as it stands it is a classic example of a "Just-So" story. As a hypothesis it is not wildly unreasonable, but as commonly retailed, it is a bit holey. One of the holes is that the brain's heat production has been widely exaggerated. Another is that the range of heat shedding techniques among animals is quite wide enough to deal with the extra bit of cranial heat that we produce. And just in case you had not noticed, most of that mammary evidence for our mammalian nature, the more attractive, the more so, gets hidden from us behind...
Artificial means of reducing heat loss!
I repeat: the whole theory (though personally I don't like it) is not to be rejected wholesale out of hand, but there is a heck of a lot ground to cover before it can be regarded as established.
Am I making the right points? Feel welcome to holler!
Cheers,
Jon