When will you die? Enter your information and find out! (Quiz)

[Math Is Hard]

I just realized that, although my time has run out, it didn't say when it ran out. I wonder when I died?

Did you check the "Display Results in Zoobonian Time" checkbox? That could be your problem.

 

[Janus]

Okay, by playing with the inputs (leaving my date of Birth alone) I go from having died on November 2, 1988 at age 30 (Sadistic, BM1 >45, smoker) to living unitl August 13, 2048, 15 days before turning 90 (optimistic, BMI < 25, non-smoker).

Now:

With the other two factors held "bad", and changing the third between "bad" and "good" you get the following:

between BMI <25 and >45, difference of 3 years
Between non-smoking and smoking, difference of 4 years
Between opitimistic and sadistic, difference of 43 years.

Holding two factors "good" and altering the third:

between BMI <25 and >45, diference of 7 years
Between non-smoking and smoking, difference of 13 years
Between opitimistic and sadistic, difference of 53 years.

I quess attitude really is everything!

 

[Moonbear]

Monday, March 5, 2074

That would make me 102 1/2! I better gain some weight or get more negative about things, I don't need to live quite that long! There won't be any men left to play with at that age.

 

[JamesU]

Did you check the "Display Results in Zoobonian Time" checkbox? That could be your problem.

I never saw that. I saw a pulldown list with the following:

human time
Pengwuinian time
Bacteriophage time ( )

That would make me 102 1/2! I better gain some weight or get more negative about things, I don't need to live quite that long! There won't be any men left to play with at that age.

I see moonbear as living to 112. and on her death bed, she pulls out that will that says:

all my belongings and savings go to yomamma. no, not your mamma, tomamma from PF

signed: X

 

[Moonbear]

I see moonbear as living to 112. and on her death bed, she pulls out that will that says:

all my belongings and savings go to yomamma. no, not your mamma, tomamma from PF

signed: X

Never! I'll bequeath everything to Franzbear! He'll outlive all of us.

 

[JamesU]

Amendment I

section 1.

In the case resulting in franzbear's death before the death of moonbear, moonbear's possesions, land, and savings is directly put in possesion of yomamma

section 2.

In the case of the death of both franzbear and yomamma before moonbear, all of moonbear's possesians, land, and savings are funded to Bernhardt Media, which shall directly support PF. Resulting in a massive premium membership for the family of yomamma.

 

[Gale]

mine said i'd live 10 years longer if i started smoking, and 5 years longer if i gained weight. hmm... the normal one said i'd live till 66, if you're curious. doesn't seem very long...

 

[Evo]

Yeah, overweight & smoking is the way to go. I think there are bugs in that program.

 

[pattylou]

Well, I didn't know what the heck to put in for disposition. So I played it safe with "normal" and entered the other data which is all pretty easy. That has me dying in 2045, at age 79.

That seemed way too soon, I figured I'd live way longer than *that.* Which indicates - bingo - that I must be an optimist!

This input has me living to the ripe old age of 104. Wow. I feel all spry now!

 

[Evo]

That seemed way too soon, I figured I'd live way longer than *that.* Which indicates - bingo - that I must be an optimist!

 

[Smurf]

Yeah, overweight & smoking is the way to go. I think there are bugs in that program.

She didn't say overweight... but I'm going to stop now before I get slapped.

 

[Evo]

She didn't say overweight... but I'm going to stop now before I get slapped.

Ooops. Well, yes, she could gain weight and still be underweight. I was thinking of the average American.

 

[Gale]

Ooops. Well, yes, she could gain weight and still be underweight. I was thinking of the average American.

haha... ya... i wish that were my case...