Which guru awards will we have this year?

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The discussion centers around the upcoming awards for the forum, with participants expressing a desire to maintain or modify categories from the previous year. Key categories mentioned include serious awards like Physics Guru and fun awards like the Funniest Member Award, with a suggestion to reintroduce the "Most Improved Member" category due to lack of nominations last year. There is also a push for new smileys, particularly a "puppy-eyes" smiley, and a humorous proposal for a "Darwin Award" for members who have made notably foolish contributions. The conversation highlights the competitive nature of the awards, with some members recalling past tensions and suggesting guidelines to ensure fairness and fun. Concerns about ballot stuffing and the need for a more structured nomination process are also raised, emphasizing the importance of maintaining a light-hearted spirit in the awards. Overall, the thread reflects a mix of nostalgia, humor, and a desire for improvement in the awards process.
  • #101
honestrosewater said:
I told this story in Les' etymology thread. Rosewater does not refer to the rosewater made from rose petals. I had some cut roses sitting in water in a vase, as people do. After removing the wilting roses, I noticed they had imparted a very pleasing, unique, complex scent to the water, and I thought it would be a shame to just throw this away. So I tried to find some use for it. But along with the beautiful smell, the roses had left dirt, leaves, and who knows what pesticides and microscopic organisms, making the water unfit for any purpose I could think of; I couldn't figure out how to separate the desirable parts from the undesirable. After a few days, the smell turned sickly and the water clouded; I had to throw most of it out, but I saved part of it in my new pen name: Rosewater.

Later, when I was thinking of changing my legal name, I chose Honest for my first name, Waking for my middle name, and Rosewater was an obvious choice for my last name. I was almost Honest Waking Rosewater. I still might change it some day. :smile:

This, at least, explains your extraordinary interest in logic. :-p
 
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  • #102
zoobyshoe said:
Again: more confused than I was before.
What is confusing?
Les said:
This, at least, explains your extraordinary interest in logic. :-p
Great now I'm confused. How exactly does that explain it? :confused:
 
  • #103
honestrosewater said:
Great now I'm confused. How exactly does that explain it? :confused:

Lol. You shouldn't let us all know how easy it is to wind you up. :wink: (It's a joke, suggesting your explanation is funny, and you are obsessed with logic because you need it so much.)
 
  • #104
Les Sleeth said:
Lol. You shouldn't let us all know how easy it is to wind you up. :wink: (It's a joke, suggesting your explanation is funny, and you are obsessed with logic because you need it so much.)
My explanation was funny? What do you mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how?



(Eh, in case anyone thinks I'm accosting Les, that's from a movie - it's meant to be funny; You know, me getting so easily wound up and such. So now that it's not funny anymore...[/size] :rolleyes:)
 
  • #105
honestrosewater said:
My explanation was funny? What do you mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how?

You have too much time on your hands. Here, memorize these hillbilly medical terms (as defined by Moonbear):

Bacteria...Back door to cafeteria.
Barium....What you do with dead folks.
Cesarean Section...A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan...Searching for the cat.
Cauterize...Made eye contact with her.
Colic...A sheep dog.
Coma...A punctuation mark.
D&C...Where Washington is.
Dilate....To live longer than your kids do.
Enema....Not a friend.
Fester...Quicker than someone else.
Fibula...A small lie.
G.I.Series...World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail...What you hang your coat on.
Impotent...Distinguished, well known.*
Labor Pain...Getting hurt at work.
Morbid.....A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates...Cheaper than day rates.
Medical staff...A Doctor's cane, sometimes shown with a snake.
Node...I knew it.
Outpatient...A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...A fatherhood test.
Pelvis.....Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative...A letter Carrier.
Recovery Room...Place to do upholstery.
Secretion...Hiding something
Tablet...A small table to change babies on.
Seizure...Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.*
Terminal Illness...Getting sick at the train station.
Tumor...More than one.
Urine...Opposite of mine.
Varicose...Near by
Hospital...The biggest building in town, other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill.
 
  • #106
honestrosewater said:
My explanation was funny? What do you mean, funny? Let me understand this cause, I don't know maybe it's me, I'm a little ****ed up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh... I'm here to ****in' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how?

(Eh, in case anyone thinks I'm accosting Les, that's from a movie - it's meant to be funny; You know, me getting so easily wound up and such. So now that it's not funny anymore...[/size] :rolleyes:)
You're not only funny, you're a good fella ;).
 
  • #107
Les Sleeth said:
You have too much time on your hands. Here, memorize these hillbilly medical terms (as defined by Moonbear):
:smile:
Secretion...Hiding something
I think I'll actually use this one.
AKG said:
You're not only funny, you're a good fella ;).
Apparently, remembering that line is a requirement of all Logic Guru nominees.
 
  • #108
Les Sleeth said:
You have too much time on your hands. Here, memorize these hillbilly medical terms (as defined by Moonbear):
Oh geez, as if I don't have enough to do, now I need to learn a whole new vocabulary so I can move to the mountains! :eek:
 
  • #109
Honest Waking...? You wake up honest, but then get sort of duplicitous as the day wears on?
 
  • #110
zoobyshoe said:
Honest Waking...? You wake up honest, but then get sort of duplicitous as the day wears on?
Do zoobies have no souls?! :cry: (I bet there's a story behind it either way.)[/size]
And no, as the day wears on, I get contumacious or whatever big word I just learned!
 
  • #111
What about honest!rosewater ?


Anyway I hate it when others call you HRW.
 
  • #112
Lisa! said:
What about honest!rosewater ?
Maybe on your birthday.
Anyway I hate it when others call you HRW.
I don't mind; I've been called worse.
 
  • #113
honestrosewater said:
Maybe on your birthday.
No, on your birthday, I want to give you ! as a peresent, because you're one of my buddies. :wink:

I don't mind; I've been called worse.

You're very easygoing. :smile:
 
  • #114
I was just thinking I would like to see some thread/post awards rather than just the member specific awards.

For instance:

longest post
funniest post (the Sprayed Monitor Award)
most pointless argument
most obnoxious thread (gee, what would that be)
etc.
 
  • #115
Math Is Hard said:
I was just thinking I would like to see some thread/post awards rather than just the member specific awards.

For instance:

longest post
funniest post (the Sprayed Monitor Award)
most pointless argument
most obnoxious thread (gee, what would that be)
etc.

On the other hand, while content plays an important part of PF, what makes PF really special are the inmates ..... er ... I mean the people, yes, that's it. The PEOPLE that make up PF. Without such nutty people, there will no thread/post of any significance.

:)

Zz.
 
  • #116
longest post- In franzbear, where me and YDOAPS put 20,000 exclamation point in our post.
funniest post (the Sprayed Monitor Award)- oh, there are so many!
most pointless argument-The Politics forum altogether?
most obnoxious thread (gee, what would that be)- I hope not fanzbear!
etc.- I have no idea who would win that award..
 
  • #117
yomamma said:
longest post- In franzbear, where me and YDOAPS put 20,000 exclamation point in our post.
funniest post (the Sprayed Monitor Award)- oh, there are so many!
most pointless argument-The Politics forum altogether?
most obnoxious thread (gee, what would that be)- I hope not fanzbear!
etc.- I have no idea who would win that award..
:smile: :smile: So which person should receive the award for the most pointless argument? Perhaps the one who posts more in That forum.
 
  • #118
how about greg just posts it above the politics forum?
 
  • #119
most informative post or thread, most thought-provoking, most fun to read...
 
  • #120
That explains why cows have tails.
 
  • #121
spuij said:
Well, if you want to ban me for telling you to take the horsesht out of your ears, Tom - then at least it should appear on the forums in which you banned me. Here is the comment I made on sciforums, upon which shortly after I was banned from physicsforums by you Tom:


Since I feel your ends should be justified by my means, similar messages will appear from time to time, or well... whenever I damn well feel like posting.
first of all, the reason you were banned is probably because of your crappy additude, and not trusting tom. Greg promoted tom to a super mentor because he trusted tom. I think I can trust someone greg trusts. so next time you get banned somewhere, think about it before posting and making yourself look stupid
 
  • #122
There is a private messaging system here that members can use to sort out problems with the staff. Members can also start their own threads instead of ruining others'.
 
  • #123
yomamma said:
how about greg just posts it above the politics forum?
He never does it because he posts there sometimes. And you know all posts aren't meaningless. :biggrin:
 
  • #124
they are in GD :eek:
 
  • #125
So when will the nominations begin?
 
  • #126
At the end of the year?
 
  • #127
Lisa! said:
At the end of the year?

Of course. I mean, will they be the last week of December for instance?
 
  • #128
Sorry to misunderstand you. I don't know exactly when it is.
 
  • #129
The voting will likely be the beginning of december and last a week.
 
  • #130
we really should have a 'funniest post in franzbear' award.
 
  • #131
I thought the Communicator award was a good idea. o:)
 
  • #132
There should be an arctic animal guru
 
  • #133
Pengwuino said:
There should be an arctic animal guru
You'd better work on your waddle just in case.
 
  • #134
honestrosewater said:
You'd better work on your waddle just in case.

Well, practice does make perfect!
 
  • #135
I see some stiff competition between pengwuino and dduardo.
 
  • #136
There should be a award for the most successful thread hijacker. I even hijack my own threads!
 
  • #137
I'm anxious to see the new guru images for this year. They keep getting better and better! It will also be interesting to see which gurus can hold onto their titles... or is there a rule about not being able to be voted twice?
 
  • #138
z-component said:
or is there a rule about not being able to be voted twice?
I suggested that rule, but don't know if it will be implemented.
 
  • #139
There should be an award for the person most desirous of an award.
 
  • #140
What's happened to the funniest member of this year? It's a long time I've not seen him anywhere in PF!
 
  • #141
tribdog keeps leaving us :frown:

Mr Lisa! said:
There should be a award for the most successful thread hijacker. I even hijack my own threads!

What's thread Hijacking?

oh, and about your name in the quote box, I was just being polite :biggrin:
 
  • #142
Mrs yomamma said:
tribdog keeps leaving us :frown:
He was the funniest guru of 2004. I was talking about Danger.



What's thread Hijacking?
How am I supposed to know? :wink:

PS I was polite too, am I right? :smile:
 
  • #143
Danger has only been in GD about 4 months, he left us. I guess I'll have to take that 'funniest member' award now
 
  • #144
Oh nobody would force you to take it, dear. So don't worry!:wink: I think you have to take the cutest member award.
 
  • #145
I want the funniest member award. perhaps if someone nominated me...

lisa! how much?![/size]
 
  • #146
First you need to write my name correctly. That's Lisa!. Then well your title? Hmmm... not really it doesn't help. Well I should think more about it!
By the way, why do you like to be the funniest member? Somehow I dislike people think that I have to be funny all the time!
 
  • #147
I want to be a guru! :cry: or at least on of those ribbons
 
  • #148
Wow you're only 13! I think after getting the ribbon, you would say I want to become a super mentor and then...:rolleyes:
 
  • #149
I think I would be a good candidate for another GD mentor. (I'm serious) I considermyself resopinsible.

Hint, hint... :biggrin: [/size]
 
  • #150
yomamma said:
I considermyself resopinsible.

Hint, hint... :biggrin: [/size]
You are, without a doubt, the most resopinsible member I know. :smile:
 

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