Who was the first person hanged in Massachusetts and why?

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The thread discusses the historical figure of Thomas Granger, who is noted as the first person hanged in Massachusetts, and the circumstances surrounding his execution for bestiality. The conversation explores various reactions to this historical event, including humor and commentary on societal norms regarding animal interactions.

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Main Points Raised

  • One participant inquires about the identity of the first person hanged in Massachusetts, suggesting a curiosity about the historical context.
  • Several participants express disbelief and humor regarding the details of Granger's actions, particularly the involvement of multiple animals, including a turkey.
  • A participant mentions the existence of laws against bestiality today, questioning the rationale behind such laws and their implications for animal abuse.
  • Another participant references a historical anecdote about a man who suffered a fatal incident involving a horse, contributing to the discussion on the nature of such laws.
  • There are humorous exchanges about the absurdity of the situation, with jokes about the circumstances of Granger's actions and the societal implications.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants express a mix of disbelief, humor, and curiosity regarding the historical account, but there is no consensus on the appropriateness of the laws or the societal implications of bestiality.

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The discussion reflects a range of reactions to a historical event, with some participants focusing on the absurdity of the situation while others engage in a more serious critique of societal norms and laws.

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Readers interested in historical legal cases, societal norms regarding animal interactions, or those who appreciate humor in historical contexts may find this discussion engaging.

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Here is an odd bit of history.

Can anyone name the first person hanged in Massachusetts, and why? You'll wish you still couldn't after reading this.
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Thanks for sharing...:rolleyes: Have you already started on the Nyquil and Near Beer?
 
A turkey? A Turkey? A TURKEY?
Suddenely I'm all in favor of seeing the laws put back into the books.
 
hypatia said:
A turkey? A Turkey? A TURKEY?
Suddenely I'm all in favor of seeing the laws put back into the books.

Yeah, I was trying to figure that one out too, but then I thought I might sound like I've been in WV too long if the rest of the list didn't surprise me as much as a turkey did. :redface:
 
Moonbear said:
Thanks for sharing...:rolleyes: Have you already started on the Nyquil and Near Beer?


:smile: :smile: :smile: I couldn't drink that much NyQuil! No, I happened to catch it on The History Channel.
 
Gobble gobble...
 
Ivan Seeking said:
Gobble gobble...

Dangit, there are so many jokes that come to mind, and none of them suitable for general audiences. :-p
 
Thomas Granger (1625? – September 8, 1642) was a servant to Love Brewster, of Duxbury, in the Plymouth Colony of British North America. Granger, at the age of 16 or 17, was in 1642 caught in the act of bestiality with a mare, a cow, two goats, five sheep, two calves and a turkey, and was likewise indicted.
All at the same time!?
 
Ménagery à trois
 
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Math Is Hard said:
All at the same time!?

:bugeye: As twisted as my mind can be, I cannot envision any way that you could catch someone in the act with ALL those at once. Maybe some of them are just voyeurs?
 
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Ivan Seeking said:
Ménagery à trois

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  • #12
Ivan's really outdoing himself lately!

It's crazy that there's (even today) special laws against bestiality (zoosexuality)! Why isn't the only question one of animal abuse? Oh, nevermind...don't tell me.
 
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Those laws are there to protect people from themselves.

Didn't you ever hear about the story of the guy who got (literally) screwed to death by a Horse?
 
  • #14
Dangit, there are so many jokes that come to mind, and none of them suitable for general audiences.

His last meal was stuffed turkey.
 
  • #15
While bird-fixation may seem a fairly unique obsession, Marquis de Sade seems to have been a fan of it, if we are to judge by "120 days in Sodom".
 

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