Who would win in a fight between .

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Originally posted by Andy
Night Crawler would just about shade that one i thinks,

Mr Parsons or Mrs Parsons?
That's like asking Dr. Jekyl vs. Mr. Hyde... or the narrator of Fight Club vs. Tyler Durden.

Well, probably Mrs. Parsons would still win.

Gwen Stefani versus Courtney Love? I mean which would of them would win in a turn-on contest?

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Originally posted by eNtRopY
Gwen Stefani versus Courtney Love? I mean which would of them would win in a turn-on contest?
Gwen. That Courtney ho is to'-up-from-da-flo'-up.

Rambo vs. Commando?
 
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Rambo, he is much more violent.

Clapton or Hendrix in a Guitar playing contest?
 
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hendrix seems more intese of the two and could appeal to more people so i will go with hendrix becuase he oculd alwasy break claptons hands


A plasma ball or a dog glued to a car driven by a banana
 
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what type of plasma and what breed of dog?

6 vs 7
 
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Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
6 vs 7
7, because seven ate nine.
(7) (8) (9)

the simile vs. the simile?
 
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Originally posted by maximus
7, because seven ate nine.
(7) (8) (9)

the simile vs. the simile?
Well, that depends, I mean 's got a lotta rage!

David Draiman (lead singer of Disturbed) vs. Rob Zombie.
 
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rob zomibie cus his name is an anagram of mozbie robi a well known columbian drug lord.

minidisc's vs mp3's
 
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mp3 would give the minidisk a virus and cause it to die.



brewers yeast vs pussy
 
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i dont even know what brewers yeast is but i know what wins (does pussy mean the same thing in america)


uncle sam vs. brittania
 
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Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
i dont even know what brewers yeast is but i know what wins (does pussy mean the same thing in america)


uncle sam vs. brittania
I think we already tried that one; in 1776.

Bush Sr. and Margaret Thatcher?
 
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I think we already tried that one; in 1776.
I do beleive that it was the British Colonies fighting for independence so there fore it wasnt uncle sam, even though uncle same would now win.

Maggie all the way! All Bushes are wimps.

Jaws Versus Moby Dick?
 
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Originally posted by Andy
I do beleive that it was the British Colonies fighting for independence so there fore it wasnt uncle sam, even though uncle same would now win.
That would be the British point of view. For Americans, Uncle Sam was born on 7/4/1776.
 
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so by definition he could not have beaten britannia
 
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If we get into this debate then we will get this thread locked as well.
 
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k then back on topic... um moby dick would win cus theres more of him, although jaws does keep comin back...

frodo vs harry potter
 
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Frodo has the Ring. Of course he wins (that is if he can hit a guy with glasses...)

JLo vs. Beyonce?
 
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Originally posted by Guybrush Threepwood
Frodo has the Ring. Of course he wins (that is if he can hit a guy with glasses...)

JLo vs. Beyonce?
Beyonce, no doubt (though there are specific contests where JLo would prove superior :wink:).

Daredevil or The Hulk?
 
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The Hulk because he Goes SMASH! and he has a much better soundtrack to his film.

Bruce Lee or Jet Li?
 
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dont be stupid , jet li only does gymnastics, not that i'd want to get in a fight with him. bruce lee is far more accomplished. mind u he is dead.

yoda vs the emporer
 
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yoda, the emporer would break his back trying to get down to his level.

Barbie Versus Sindy?
 
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Barbie Versus Sindy?
what are you joking? barbie, hands down! she has ken to help her anyways.

einstein vs. newton?
 
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what are you joking? barbie, hands down! she has ken to help her anyways.

einstein vs. newton?
Newton! Einstein was a pacifist and Newton was personally responsible for the excecutions of several conterfeit artists.

Uma Thurman versus Michele Yeoh?

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Originally posted by eNtRopY
Newton! Einstein was a pacifist and Newton was personally responsible for the excecutions of several conterfeit artists.

Uma Thurman versus Michele Yeoh?

eNtRopY
That depends on the contest. In an actual fight, Uma wouldn't stand a chance (seriously, have you seen "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"?), but...:smile:

Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li?
 
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Jet Li all the way, he is too quick for Jackie Chan

Rolling stones or the Beatles?
 

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