Who would win in a fight between .

[eNtRopY]

Originally posted by Andy
Night Crawler would just about shade that one i thinks,

Mr Parsons or Mrs Parsons?

That's like asking Dr. Jekyl vs. Mr. Hyde... or the narrator of Fight Club vs. Tyler Durden.

Well, probably Mrs. Parsons would still win.

Gwen Stefani versus Courtney Love? I mean which would of them would win in a turn-on contest?

eNtRopY

 

[quantumdude]

Originally posted by eNtRopY
Gwen Stefani versus Courtney Love? I mean which would of them would win in a turn-on contest?

Gwen. That Courtney ho is to'-up-from-da-flo'-up.

Rambo vs. Commando?

 

[Andy]

Rambo, he is much more violent.

Clapton or Hendrix in a Guitar playing contest?

 

[The Grimmus]

hendrix seems more intese of the two and could appeal to more people so i will go with hendrix becuase he oculd alwasy break claptons hands


A plasma ball or a dog glued to a car driven by a banana

 

[cmdr_sponge]

what type of plasma and what breed of dog?

6 vs 7

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
6 vs 7

7, because seven ate nine.
(7) (8) (9)

the simile vs. the simile?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by maximus
7, because seven ate nine.
(7) (8) (9)

the simile vs. the simile?

Well, that depends, I mean 's got a lotta rage!

David Draiman (lead singer of Disturbed) vs. Rob Zombie.

 

[cmdr_sponge]

rob zomibie cus his name is an anagram of mozbie robi a well known columbian drug lord.

minidisc's vs mp3's

 

[On Radioactive Waves]

mp3 would give the minidisk a virus and cause it to die.



brewers yeast vs kitty

 

[cmdr_sponge]

i don't even know what brewers yeast is but i know what wins (does kitty mean the same thing in america)


uncle sam vs. brittania

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
i don't even know what brewers yeast is but i know what wins (does kitty mean the same thing in america)


uncle sam vs. brittania

I think we already tried that one; in 1776.

Bush Sr. and Margaret Thatcher?

 

[Andy]

I think we already tried that one; in 1776.

I do believe that it was the British Colonies fighting for independence so there fore it wasnt uncle sam, even though uncle same would now win.

Maggie all the way! All Bushes are wimps.

Jaws Versus Moby Dick?

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by Andy
I do believe that it was the British Colonies fighting for independence so there fore it wasnt uncle sam, even though uncle same would now win.

That would be the British point of view. For Americans, Uncle Sam was born on 7/4/1776.

 

[cmdr_sponge]

so by definition he could not have beaten britannia

 

[Andy]

If we get into this debate then we will get this thread locked as well.

 

[cmdr_sponge]

k then back on topic... um moby dick would win cus there's more of him, although jaws does keep comin back...

frodo vs harry potter

 

[Guybrush Threepwood]

Frodo has the Ring. Of course he wins (that is if he can hit a guy with glasses...)

JLo vs. Beyonce?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Guybrush Threepwood
Frodo has the Ring. Of course he wins (that is if he can hit a guy with glasses...)

JLo vs. Beyonce?

Beyonce, no doubt (though there are specific contests where JLo would prove superior ).

Daredevil or The Hulk?

 

[Andy]

The Hulk because he Goes SMASH! and he has a much better soundtrack to his film.

Bruce Lee or Jet Li?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

dont be stupid , jet li only does gymnastics, not that i'd want to get in a fight with him. bruce lee is far more accomplished. mind u he is dead.

yoda vs the emporer

 

[Andy]

yoda, the emporer would break his back trying to get down to his level.

Barbie Versus Sindy?

 

[maximus]

Originally posted by Andy
Barbie Versus Sindy?

what are you joking? barbie, hands down! she has ken to help her anyways.

einstein vs. Newton?

 

[eNtRopY]

Originally posted by maximus
what are you joking? barbie, hands down! she has ken to help her anyways.

einstein vs. Newton?

Newton! Einstein was a pacifist and Newton was personally responsible for the excecutions of several conterfeit artists.

Uma Thurman versus Michele Yeoh?

eNtRopY

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by eNtRopY
Newton! Einstein was a pacifist and Newton was personally responsible for the excecutions of several conterfeit artists.

Uma Thurman versus Michele Yeoh?

eNtRopY

That depends on the contest. In an actual fight, Uma wouldn't stand a chance (seriously, have you seen "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"?), but...

Jackie Chan vs. Jet Li?

 

[Andy]

Jet Li all the way, he is too quick for Jackie Chan

Rolling stones or the Beatles?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

beatles are better but remeber this is about fights. even tho they're scousers they are pussies.

 

[Andy]

Fool!

 

[cmdr_sponge]

god vs satan

 

[eNtRopY]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
god vs satan

Obviously God would win.

cmdr_sponge and Andy in a tag team match against Scott Baio and Willie Aames?

eNtRopY

 

[cmdr_sponge]

why would god win?

 

[Andy]

cmdr_sponge and Andy in a tag team match against Scott Baio and Willie Aames?

eNtRopY

thats just a none contest, we are undefeated rulers of the known and unknown universe.

Who would win between entropy and Rob.

 

[eNtRopY]

Originally posted by Andy
thats just a none contest, we are undefeated rulers of the known and unknown universe.

Who would win between entropy and Rob.

Well, I'm pretty sure I would win as long as he stays Rob while we fight. If he becomes Mrs. Robin Parsons or Mr. Robin Parsons, Jr. ... well, let's just say that's another story.

Captain Kirk versus Spock?

eNtRopY

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
god vs satan

Just a matter of time before somebody asked that one.

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by eNtRopY
Well, I'm pretty sure I would win as long as he stays Rob while we fight. If he becomes Mrs. Robin Parsons or Mr. Robin Parsons, Jr. ... well, let's just say that's another story.

Captain Kirk versus Spock?

eNtRopY

Kirk was a total wuss, but he'd probably still beat Spock, who'd end up crying like a baby (that's right, he does have emotion, and he (along with the rest of the Vulcans) make it perfectly obvious.

Jet Li versus Neo (and I do mean Neo, not Keanu)?

 

[eNtRopY]

Originally posted by Mentat
Kirk was a total wuss, but he'd probably still beat Spock, who'd end up crying like a baby (that's right, he does have emotion, and he (along with the rest of the Vulcans) make it perfectly obvious.

Jet Li versus Neo (and I do mean Neo, not Keanu)?

That's like asking Christopher Reeves vs Batman. Obviously Neo would win since Jet Li is just an overrated actor.

Conan O'Brien vs David Letterman in a comedy showdown?

eNtRopY

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by eNtRopY
That's like asking Christopher Reeves vs Batman. Obviously Neo would win since Jet Li is just an ove actor.

Conan O'Brien vs David Letterman in a comedy showdown?

eNtRopY

Personally, I prefer Conan O'Brien.

Alright, The One (which is Jet Li's character in the movie called "The One") after having killed all of the other versions of himself vs. Neo?

 

[Andy]

Havent seen "the one" but Neo is a kitty and Jet Li is a Kung Fu God!

Google V Yahoo?

 

[On Radioactive Waves]

google, because yahoo has 2 O's and a google has 100.


Liquid Helium vs Thermite

 

[Andy]

Depends what type of termite it is!

Who would win in a fight between Jerry springer (does anybody remember him?) and Oprah Winfrey(does anyone remember her?)?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Andy
Depends what type of termite it is!

Who would win in a fight between Jerry springer (does anybody remember him?) and Oprah Winfrey(does anyone remember her?)?

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Jean Grey vs. Storm?

 

[Andy]

Jean was the psychic wasnt she? if so then she would lose cos storm would zap her ass with a lightning bolt and fry her stupid little brain!

The Astronomy section or the Physics section?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

thats like asking brown bread vs white bread. physics all the way tho.

brown bread vs. white bread

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
thats like asking brown bread vs white bread. physics all the way tho.

brown bread vs. white bread

Brown bread. It has more substance.

love and hate?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Ivan Seeking
Brown bread. It has more substance.

love and hate?

That truly depends on how many choose love, and how many choose hate. They are equally powerful (IMO).

Digimon vs. Pokemon?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

neither they're both dead.

light vs dark

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by cmdr_sponge
neither they're both dead.

light vs dark

Dark, 'cause it's easier to make .

Sherlock Holmes vs. Monk?

 

[Andy]

Monk cos you would never get anything outta him.

V ?

 

[Mentat]

Originally posted by Andy
Monk cos you would never get anything outta him.

V ?

It's a tie. You see, would come in with his buddies, and to help out . Then would get his buddies, , , and . would just laugh at them. and would be the nervous spectators. is on both sides...doesn't he just look suspicious? is a wuss, and wouldn't make a difference, even if he did come into the fight.

Anyway, Peter Parker (before he was Spiderman) or the guy from "The Hulk", before he was the Hulk?

 

[Andy]

The Guy before he was the Hulk because peter parker was a nerd!

Data from star trek or C3PO?

 

[cmdr_sponge]

data cus c3po is gay.

mr brown vs. mr pink