Why Do Girls Scream Over Small Disturbances?

[El Hombre Invisible]

Women scream because they are automatons. Nearby magnetic fields induce EMF in their processors and cause malfunction. I have seen Austin Powers. I know these things.

Maybe its just really scary being a woman. They scream at arachnids. Dust mites are arachnids. Dust mites are everywhere. Thus they scream at dust mites.

 

[Pengwuino]

So have we all come to the conclusion that girls are of another species?

 

[arildno]

So have we all come to the conclusion that girls are of another species?

There's a simple test:
Try and breed with them; if there is any off-spring, then they belong to your own species.

Not that I'm advocating such practices in general, though..

 

[___]

There's a simple test:
Try and breed with them; if there is any off-spring, then they belong to your own species.
Not that I'm advocating such practices in general, though..

so does that mean that if i do a tigress i won't have any offspring, is it?
no, i m not trying to be argumentive

 

[Lisa!]

I never scream. Does it mean I'm not a girl?

 

[mattmns]

I never scream. Does it mean I'm not a girl?

You've just never experienced a guy like me

 

[Lisa!]

You've just never experienced a guy like me

AND I have no wish to experience a guy like you!

 

[BobG]

You've just never experienced a guy like me

Aaah, now I can hear the silent screams of the prairie dogs.

 

[arildno]

so does that mean that if i do a tigress i won't have any offspring, is it?

I would have thought you knew the difference between front and behind.

Evidently, I'm not the only disoriented guy around here.

 

[Moonbear]

IIRC, from the cultural anthropology standpoint, the concert-screaming phenomenon is not a direct signal from girls to boys, but from girls to other girls. It's a hand-raising reaction to communicate "I am a part of this group because I understand why you are screaming (because you are overcome with sexual arousal), and look! - I am screaming, too (I also feel it)".

I don't know, I've always thought it was stupid and annoying when girls scream. I would see footage of Elvis or Beatles concerts and you'd see all the girls in the crowd screaming and fainting and nonsense like that...it always seemed stupid to me, even when I was a teenage girl. I don't even scream when something scares me (if something really scares me, I inhale but can't exhale for a few moments, so screaming isn't even physically possible for me).

Likewise, I don't really know how people manage to cuss when they stub their toe or do something else painful to themselves. I just hop around completely unable to utter a single sound until the initial shock and pain subsides a bit. So, to me, if you can scream, you're not hurt that badly...it tells me I should be annoyed with the theatrics rather than come to your aid. I definitely respond that way in the barns or lab when I hear a loud crash...if it's followed by copious swearing, I know everyone is okay, but if it's followed by silence, I immediately check what happened because it could be serious.

I guess I associate screaming with immaturity rather than maturity. Little children shriek and scream when playing, so teens shrieking and screaming tells me they still have the maturity of a two-year-old rather than having learned to be an adult.

 

[Moonbear]

So have we all come to the conclusion that girls are of another species?

Only the screaming variety.

 

[tribdog]

AND I have no wish to experience a guy like you!

AAAAAAHAHAHAH!

Why do girls scream?
because I'm on their hair.

 

[franznietzsche]

AAAAAAHAHAHAH!
Why do girls scream?
because I'm on their hair.

Mostly its because they're afraid they'll never get that goo out of their hair.

 

[Tsu]

Why, you little!
http://www.thefunlist.com/images/humor/penguin.gif

Plagerist!
This is a blatant theft of a Tsupeg! That will cost you LOTS of chocolate! You notice I did not scream. You will also notice Ivan has not yet returned to this thread.

 

[tribdog]

When I read that I thought the "Plagerist!" seemed a bit like a scream

 

[CosminaPrisma]

We scream because evolution programmed us to scream so the hottie rockstars would look at us first. Girls who screamed the loudest get noticed first and thus get to dance up on stage first. Perhaps there is research that positively correlates someone's tendency to be a groupie with how many decibels and long she can scream...

 

[Evo]

We scream because evolution programmed us to scream so the hottie rockstars would look at us first. Girls who screamed the loudest get noticed first and thus get to dance up on stage first. Perhaps there is research that positively correlates someone's tendency to be a groupie with how many decibels and long she can scream...

Hands Cosmina a welcome fish. Yep, you may have something there! And after they dance on stage, they get to go backstage and party with the band.

 

[Moonbear]

And after they dance on stage, they get to go backstage and party with the band.

I guess you'd have to want to do that first.

 

[-Job-]

http://www.thefunlist.com/images/humor/penguin.gif

In the above footage the left "leg" of penguin #1 clearly breaks the ice before his companion, penguin #2, slaps him on the back, raising the question of whether penguin #2 had good or bad intentions.

 

[Mk]

There's a simple test:
Try and breed with them; if there is any off-spring, then they belong to your own species.

This implies that all women are of a different species.

 

[Mk]

Vocal reaction meant to alert others to what they have noticed. Men do it too just differently

Somtimes they grunt. I think most often we spit out expletives.

I find it hard to believe you can communicate by spitting.

 

[The_Professional]

Hasn't the theory of therapy by catharsis been discarded? I could've sworn that several studies showed that releasing tension via catharsis results in positive feedback for the behavoir (for example, agression) which increases, rather than decreases its frequency.

I'll get back to your question. Whenever I feel like it

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I find it hard to believe you can communicate by spitting.

Really...?

 

[Tsu]

When I read that I thought the "Plagerist!" seemed a bit like a scream

Get a grip, trib. Note the punctuation. It was merely an exclamation. There were no CAPS to indicate my voice was being raised. Sheesh...

Ya know, some little puppies who get jobs listening to books (not actually having to READ them ) just think they have everything all figured out...

Welcome, Cosima! How'd you like that welcome fish? That Evo - such a kind-hearted PF sister. She sure knows how to slap them fish around.

*pull up your support hose, Evo. They're bagging up around your ankle again.*

 

[Mk]

Get a grip, trib. Note the punctuation. It was merely an exclamation. There were no CAPS to indicate my voice was being raised. Sheesh...

It was still definitely a scream.

She sure knows how to slap them fish around.

Wow. Wow. Just interchange "fish" with the vice president's name.

*pull up your support hose, Evo. They're bagging up around your ankle again.*

tribdog's fault.

 

[Danger]

Try and breed with them; if there is any off-spring, then they belong to your own species.

Aren't there any... I dunno, biologists maybe... around here who might want to respond?

Or grammarians...

 

[Mk]

If vegetarians eat vegetables... what do grammarians eat? Or humanitarians?? Or Summerians?

 

[Mk]

*pull up your support hose, Evo. They're bagging up around your ankle again.*

What are support hose anyway? I thought you meant panty hose, but after a look on Google they are stiff socks? I heard the term on tv today. Why do I know logorrhea, but not support hose?

 

[arildno]

Wow. Wow. Just interchange "fish" with the vice president's name.
tribdog's fault.

To slap someone with a richard in the face??

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

To slap someone with a richard in the face??

Maybe he meant a Cheney. Like a street fight with a chain... er something.. maybe not...