In 1982, when we were starting up a new paper machine, the paper was often over-dried. After the paper was wound onto large reels, the reels were kicked down a pair of rails to the winders, and the winder operators would thread the sheet up and over some rubber/composition rolls, through a set of rotary slitters, and then alternately either to winding stations on the front and back of the winder. On days when it was dry, and the sheet was dry, the static shocks could be impressive - fat blue sparks. One of the new helpers on the winder was complaining about all the shocks, and the lead winder operator (a real practical joker) told him that he could cut down on the shocks by grounding his shoes, so that night the guy stopped at the hardware store and bought a box of brass tacks, and hammered brass tacks into the bottom of the soles around the edges. The next day, he was getting shocked more frequently and more painfully than ever. The other guys on the crew were calling him "lightning", "sparky", and other names, and asked if they could borrow his "magic boots".