WarPhalange said:
Oh, I guess I'll just take your word for it.

(by the way, I love how that's the first smiley on the list)
I'll just point to the Mark Twain quote in the above post (thanks StatutoryApe!)
So what? My point isn't loving English and wanting to fornicate with it, it's with the stupid rules it has and wanting to change them. It will still be spoken the same way.
You do say some bizarre things. Anyway, this comes back to Kurdt's point: if you write the language phonetically, then it will not be spoken in the same way (mainly because it
isn't spoken in the same way in different parts of the country). That's why there must be a universal way of writing: what is phonetical to, say, a Geordie would be incomprehensible to, say, someone from Somerset (no offence, Kurdt

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I know, you Brits pronounce it incorrectly.
Are you saying that there should be a second r in drawing? If so, then that is wrong: it is at least not how I was taught to speak! Anyway, let's examine the hilarity of your comment: you're saying that
English people pronounce words in the
English language incorrectly? Please ..
So what do you do about speaking English? All these problems you are finding with WarPhalangese already exist in spoken English and people manage fine.
Speaking is completely different, because things have context: If I
say "hey, look at this met(er/re)," then you know whether I am pointing at a gas meter, or a measurement of a metre. This doesn't work in written language.
Even going back to this, nobody gets confused when you use a 12 hour clock, because you can supply context (pm or am would count as context I think, too).
I thought your entire argument was to simplify things, and to abolish duplicates: well then why have the time 4.00 meaning two different times? Sure, keep it like that in your country, but I don't see why the rest of the world would change things just to appease Americans.