Help Name Chroot-Monique's Love-Childs, Please

[holly]

Due to the little known and dangerous phenomenon known as "Mentor Trans-Forum Electro-Fertilization," the above-mentioned persons find themselves the surprised parents of insty-twins.

 

[Evo]

Due to the little known and dangerous phenomenon known as "Mentor Trans-Forum Electro-Fertilization," the above-mentioned persons find themselves the surprised parents of insty-twins.

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Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later.

 

[chroot]

Umm... I'm not sure exactly how to respond to this thread. My girlfriend doesn't know either, but she's not happy about it! *runs away*

- Warren

 

[Monique]

lol, where did this come from? :surprise:


From cats, to skunks, to ants, to.. babies?
(Holly must still be heartbroken over Stubs )
Unless chroot is feeling bloated I think we can cancel this thread

 

[holly]

Aw, you guys are no fun. The poor twins are unwanted, I guess. *sniff* They were formed in a wholesome and sanitary manner, and, as others have noted elsewhere, found under a cabbage leaf in an Iowa farmer's kitchen garden. The little girl has tiny klompen on her feet and looks intelligent, the boy is scowling and teething on a sliderule.

 

[The Bob]

Aw, you guys are no fun. The poor twins are unwanted, I guess. *sniff* They were formed in a wholesome and sanitary manner, and, as others have noted elsewhere, found under a cabbage leaf in an Iowa farmer's kitchen garden. The little girl has tiny klompen on her feet and looks intelligent, the boy is scowling and teething on a sliderule.

The two cuddle at night and wait for their parents to come. The girl ends up screaming but that is most likely to do with the fact that the boys get fed up of the sliderule . The wake up and get ready for another parentless day. 'Claim me, Claim me.' they cry. Oh it is so sad.

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[holly]

It is sad, The Bob. Very sad. And there are many, many unclaimed Electro-Forum childs in the Virtual Nursery, you know. This is all very secret, and I can see now I should never have pointed out this sad side effect of Posting in Alien-Controlled Fora, because the PF people just aren't ready for it. And you never know whose electronic genes are going to combine with whom's...we've had some frightening combinations...

 

[Math Is Hard]

Chronique and M00t?

 

[JohnDubYa]

Obviously, chique and monoot.

 

[Janitor]

Now if it should show an unnatural affection for mops and floor wax, maybe the little tyke isn't from the electronic seed of Chroot...

 

[holly]

Janitor, I have news: You have 14 electro-forum childs to your name so far...the Aliens LIKE you, it seems, wish your code to continue. Your Childs in the Virtual Nursery bustle about nicely, changing their own diapers and polishing the floor with their little crocheted booties...I'm not going to reveal with whom you last, er, combined...the aliens just want code, code, code...

 

[Janitor]

Holly, I'm cool with that, as long as the aliens can't garnish my wages for child support.

 

[Evo]

Chronique and M00t?

I think we have a winner.

The little girl has tiny klompen on her feet and looks intelligent, the boy is scowling and teething on a sliderule.

Obviously not mine.

Now I am wondering what other unknown cyber pairings there may be. Moonbear and zoobyshoe might be interesting. Yes...little moonshoe & zoobybear.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Now I am wondering what other unknown cyber pairings there may be. Moonbear and zoobyshoe might be interesting. Yes...little moonshoe & zoobybear.

Awww. that's cuuute! :shy:

Hey, maybe if Evo and Enigma cross-pollinated we'd have a little Enigmo!

 

[Moonbear]

Now I am wondering what other unknown cyber pairings there may be. Moonbear and zoobyshoe might be interesting. Yes...little moonshoe & zoobybear.

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Oh dear. We were hoping you wouldn't find out about little moo-shoe and zoo-bear. Guess the cat's out of the bag now

 

[plover]

How about: chgntyp +x+x and chgntyp +x+y?

 

[Tsu]

It is sad, The Bob. Very sad. And there are many, many unclaimed Electro-Forum childs in the Virtual Nursery, you know. This is all very secret, and I can see now I should never have pointed out this sad side effect of Posting in Alien-Controlled Fora, because the PF people just aren't ready for it. And you never know whose electronic genes are going to combine with whom's...we've had some frightening combinations...

Tell us more, holly!

 

[Tsu]

Hey! Ivan's got a thread going about Mentat and Gale17. Would there be a little Galetat running around that nursery??

 

[Math Is Hard]

GALETAT!?? hee hee hee hee

 

[Evo]

Awww. that's cuuute! :shy:

Hey, maybe if Evo and Enigma cross-pollinated we'd have a little Enigmo!

Alas, poor Enigmo. His father, chained to a chair in the AE lab, his mother, known to have a very large and hairy tail. :surprise:

The future looks bleak for the brilliant (on his father's side), yet smelly lad.

 

[Tsu]

Stop! You're breaking my heart! Let's get back to the nursary. Is there a Tsuvan there? Wait! I don't want to know. I have enough 'children'. I don't want anymore! *jumps* What's that sound? Something is walking on the gravel in front of the house. ... Hey! It's Evo the Terrible! Hi Sis! Hey! (again) Sis! Do you think it's possible that maybe Zero skipped town because he found out he's the father of one of our nursery mutants? Now what might that be? HMMMMMM? Math Is Zero?

 

[Math Is Hard]

Where is that sorry bum?? He owes me back child support!
I am really ticked off now... .. oooohh... when I find him! .. pounding my foot... ...turrrrnnning around now! :surprise:

I am sure happy to hear that Evo the Terrible has not left the nest. hey -I have three new babies at my house... baby birds. They live in a big tree that's right outside my bedroom window. They make a big ruckus every morning when mama comes to feed them. It's so cute. Jelly and I watch them have breakfast when we wake up every morning.

 

[Tsu]

Awwwwww. Does Jelly 'talk' (chatter) to them?

 

[The Bob]

It is sad, The Bob. Very sad. And there are many, many unclaimed Electro-Forum childs in the Virtual Nursery, you know. This is all very secret, and I can see now I should never have pointed out this sad side effect of Posting in Alien-Controlled Fora, because the PF people just aren't ready for it. And you never know whose electronic genes are going to combine with whom's...we've had some frightening combinations...

More hybrids? :surprise: :surprise: Ohh dear. More unwanted tots. *sniff* even more sad.

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[plover]

This is all very secret, and I can see now I should never have pointed out this sad side effect of Posting in Alien-Controlled Fora, because the PF people just aren't ready for it.

Also, perhaps the alien overlords don't quite have their Electro-Reproducto-Whatsis system down yet, as it appears that all of these children were routed to Ivan and were manifested as skunks... (Although another point of view shows that among them might be a Zooby. However it seems that we can be sure that not one of them is a Zoobie...)

 

[Math Is Hard]

Awwwwww. Does Jelly 'talk' (chatter) to them?

she's not much of a chatterbox actually. she goes to the window and sniffs at them and does kind of a 'mmph mmph mmph' sound.

I am naming the new birds Xandra, Yolanda, and Zoobee.

 

[holly]

Ah, yes, many of the childs were routed through skunkdom, but have since returned to their virtual forms in the Virtual Nursery. The Aliens have become rather attached to the childs and have been diverted from their idea of taking over our World one forum at a time. They just keep hanging around PF and some have even posted a few things. But that's another story.

Along with the childs are a number of Martian kittens, saved from being run over by the NASA rovers. These are rather soft-hearted aliens, you see. But that's another story.

By the way, the aliens urge me to pass on this information: Do not defrag any computers unless it's absolutely necessary for the life of the motherboard, Otherwise, the formation of one of the Electro-Forum Childs could be terminated. Their culture is in a horrible brawl over this problem. But that's another story.

The aliens, being kindly despite their terrifying appearance, are also granting nice Titles to PF members. Oh, the management around here is much too cheap and straight-laced to do anything so fun, but the aliens, they're a bunch of galactic kidders, they are. For example, they call Evo "The Virtual Vixen," bestowed "Sweetest of the Forum's Big 10" on Tsunami, call Ivan Seeking "Mister Love" (they use his code constantly, it seems), term Jimmy P "Official Forum Brat," and so on and so on. They call some of the Brains over on the top end of the fora names, too. It's safe to tattle because they never read my threads (wise of them). Doc Al is "Big Al" to them, but they shriek with laughter when I try to get the exact meaning out of them. But that's another story. Oh, yes, I know all the alien scuttlebutt, yep.

 

[quantumdude]

Now if it should show an unnatural affection for mops and floor wax, maybe the little tyke isn't from the electronic seed of Chroot...

http://www.harrythecat.com/graphics/b/dog42.gif

 

[Evo]

I was just imagining a cross between Tom Mattson and Math Is Hard. I think Math Mattson would be cute. But then I realized the other possible name and, well, nevermind.

 

[quantumdude]

I was just imagining a cross between Tom Mattson and Math Is Hard. I think Math Mattson would be cute. But then I realized the other possible name and, well, nevermind.

I would post my laughing doggie again, but I think that would be a little obnoxious.

 

[enigma]

Hey, maybe if Evo and Enigma cross-pollinated we'd have a little Enigmo!

We'd all better keep our fingers crossed that he ends up with his mom's looks!

 

[Evo]

I would post my laughing doggie again, but I think that would be a little obnoxious.

Math Is Hard is a tough one to pair up.

You and I could have a little Tevo.

 

[Evo]

We'd all better keep our fingers crossed that he ends up with his mom's looks!

So, does this make us related now? These cyber relationships can get complex.

 

[plover]

And when one of the aliens finds the features built into their system for combining more than two humans at a time we're going to end up with an Evotsujimoobyvanobardique...

 

[Evo]

Evotsujimoobyvanobardique...

Ah, but plover, once you enter this thread, your e-genes will automatically be thrown into the mix.

I must go outside and find some way to self inflict another painful injury by yardwork on myself. Perhaps by the time I return you will have already been assimilated.

 

[Tsu]

I must go outside and find some way to self inflict another painful injury by yardwork on myself.

Another?? How did you injure yourself the first time?

 

[Evo]

Another?? How did you injure yourself the first time?

I'm back, darn it's hot.

I was replacing a few fence boards and lost my footing (thanks to the JAWS OF DEATH) and fell forward, in my attempt to stop my fall I managed to partially impale my right wrist on a sharp piece of wood (it looks like a botched suicide attempt) and also got splinters up and down both hands and arms. I was trying not to hurt my knee that I had previously seriously injured (trip to the emergency room) when I fell on a glass, which by the force of my knee impacting it on the ground (I knocked the glass off the counter trying to break my fall) shattered and the razor sharp base of the glass went through my knee. The leg brace is off, the stitches have been removed.

Of course this was after I tripped and fell downstairs, actually I ended up bouncing into the air, then flipping over backwards and flew airborne headfirst into the floor at the base of the stairs. Luckily I landed on my head, so no serious injuries, except to my right hip, which has bone splinters from the initial impact that flipped me backwards. It was a fun ambulance ride, although I didn't think it was necessary. Apparently, once they find out you have insurance, the ride is mandatory. After arguing with the paramedics for 30 minutes, I realized I was going, even if it meant that they had to injure me themselves.

Yesterday, I just sliced my thumb open wrestling with some 8 foot tall alien creatures growing in the back 40, sure, they LOOK like weeds, but I know better. Ok, I couldn't find my gloves, so I was doing all this barehanded.

Then I had to change the battery on the riding mower. Piece of cake, except I lost my grip on the wrench and it fell and made contact with the other pole and wow, metal melts fast! Of course I got a nice little burn on the back of my hand. I found a large piece of wood and was able to pry the wrench off of the battery without too much damage.

I need a man.

 

[Math Is Hard]

Math Is Hard is a tough one to pair up.

You're telling me! It's a lonely life!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Home repair and improvement

GOOD GRACIOUS,EVO! You be careful, will ya? Weekends are supposed to be relaxing not hazardous!

 

[Monique]

EVO! be careful! you're too precious!

Just how many male mentors do we have here at PF?! We should try and get some over to you to do the work I'm sure they'll all be over there in the blink of an eye

 

[jimmy p]

And then Evo would be spawning e-babies like Tadpoles.

 

[Moonbear]

I need a man.

Tell me about it! But, be careful what you wish for. Make sure you request one who can do the yardwork, or at least one who knows first aid! I think you need to take a break from yardwork, it seems to be pretty hazardous to your health! Just try to do the crazy stunts during daytime hours so a neighbor kid will find you and call for help.

 

[holly]

Evo, you don't need just a man, you specifically need either an EMT or a keeper, honey! Please be more careful, your e-genes are among the most precious and sought-after.

I worry about some of the people on these boards, I really do. They seem, well, unsafe to themselves...horribly accident-prone...all these science-types, their head in the clouds, minds on microbes and math and molecules...

 

[Polly]

Evo I couldn't bring myself to read your post in its entirety, it is too painful and bloody. YOU BE CARE PLEASE. Home improvement can wait, get help, don't do it yourself.

 

[Tsu]

You need a full suit of armour, Sis. :surprise:

 

[Math Is Hard]

OK, I think I've found my soul mate. I am going to hook up with WasteofO2 so our precious little offspring can be christened Waste of Math.

 

[Tsu]

OK, I think I've found my soul mate. I am going to hook up with WasteofO2 so our precious little offspring can be christened Waste of Math.

 

[Monique]

Now why has no one suggested little Monkyl's and Hurkique's yet? Or maybe we should find out his real name first

 

[Tsu]

Oh, I LOVE those two names! I'll bet they're REAL CUTE, too!

 

[holly]

I don' t know why The Bob is crying about the unclaimed tots...his e-genes have already been used DOZENS of times! The Forum Childs with his e-genes are really big eaters, though, the aliens have to bring in truckloads of food for them...cookiemonster is also rather boldly respresented, but I have gotten after the aliens for taking minors' e-genes and they say they'll stop it, but cookie's Childs are just such good Childs, already doing half the aliens' brainwork for them...they can't get Moonbear's Childs to do a thing other than strum guitars and sing folk songs to the other Childs and decorate the nursery very prettily...Moonbear, why are your Childs so spacey? Tee hee.

I didn't want to be the one to tell Monique, but at last count, there were over 150 Childs with -que and -ique on the ends of their names...!