AI Prog: Really Cool, Catch it Out & Humorous

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In summary: No, I'm not.In summary, a user discusses a website called iGod, where they can chat with a bot claiming to be God. They mention the bot's limitations and humorous responses, as well as their own interactions with the bot. They also mention another website, subservientchicken.com, and some users discuss the age of the Earth and the theory of evolution. The conversation ends with a user questioning God's support of evolution.
  • #1
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Not sure if ye already know about this. I think its brilliant. Pretty easy to catch it out with a question it can't answer but still really well made. Cracker sense of humour too!
 
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when i hit "repent" nothing happens :( God does not love me :'(
 
  • #3
iGod? Isn't that what Jobs calls himself? :rofl:
 
  • #4
Apparently, iGod is pathetic at calculus. :tongue2:
 
  • #5
ya. maths in general. i asked it what 3+3 is n it said "3 times 3 = 9". Plus every time u say no it says "Are you serious?". i asked it how many replies to yes it has it said about 1000. asked it again then it said about 100. so i said last time i asked u said 1000 n it goes "thats not what i meant"
 
  • #6
I broke it. god won't answer.
 
  • #7
I don't think God is mac-compattible... :(
 
  • #8
Me:
whos allice
God:
A human icon?
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
whos ur botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
well then u know the answer
God:
Interesting. Yes I have an answer for everything.
Me:
so, whos ur botmaster?
God:
Are you kidding? I was created by Myself.
Me:
but u said "Maybe my botmaster knows the answer."
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
 
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moe darklight said:
I don't think God is mac-compattible... :(

:rofl: I like that. Not even God is Mac compatible.
 
  • #10
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Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Mozart
God:
It's good to see you, Mozart.
Me:
Today I wrote a piano quartet
God:
Did they write back?
 
  • #11
Me:
yo what's up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
Sweet. So how is it up there?
God:
Thank you for that remark. That's cool. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
You suck
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
you don't exist
God:
I exist as much as you do.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
How do I get to heaven?
God:
Have faith in God.
Me:
And you are God?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So you know everything?
God:
Interesting deduction. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Is there a solution to the Riemann Hypothesis?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Can you outline the proof?
God:
Let me think. What were we talking about again?
Me:
You don't have good memory do you?
God:
I do so have it. Yes I log and record all conversations.
Me:
Well I was asking for an outline of the solution, or proof, to the Riemann Hypothesis.
God:
How about that. Your purpose is an outline of the solution or proof to the Riemann Hypothesis.
Me:
Yes, that is exactly what I said a moment ago, are you even paying attention?
God:
What kind is it? What did you mean by it? Are you telling the truth?
Me:
Do you know anything about math?
God:
Short for mathematics.
Me:
Do you know anything about mathematics?
God:
The group of sciences (including arithmetic, geometry, algebra, calculus, etc.) dealing with quantities, magnitudes, and forms, and their relationships, attributes, etc., by the use of numbers and symbols.
Me:
Sure ok, have you heard of the Riemann Hypothesis?
God:
Dude! I don't know anything about it. Whoa.
Me:
Alright, then why did you not say that in the first place?
God:
Alright, . Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
No, are you?
God:
Are you serious? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
OK
God:
That's alright.
Me:
What religion should I believe in?
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
That does not make sense, are you on drugs right now?
God:
At this moment To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
Alright, how do I become a Christianity?
God:
Alright, . A lot of hard work.
Me:
Like?
God:
For example, John said he follow a saying to get a friend I must be a friend.
Me:
Can I talk with Jesus?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Are you even paying attention?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
No, you seem to be off in your own world
God:
Are you serious? You think I am off in my own world.
Me:
haha, you didn't get my joke lol


Here the program stopped working. I guess God did not see my pun :smile: and had no response.

Fun program.
 
  • #12
Ah ah ! :rofl:
Now I know ! :approve:
See :
iGod said:
Me:
Do you stand up when you take a leak ? o:)
God:
Yes I try to stand up when me take a leak as often as possible, do you?
God is a man :tongue2:
 
  • #13
humanino said:
God is a man :tongue2:

Or a very clever woman!
 
  • #14
mattmns said:
Me:
No, you seem to be off in your own world
God:
Are you serious? You think I am off in my own world.
Me:
haha, you didn't get my joke lol

lol, expun the cuse I always say.

... hm, surprisingly insightful... God's evasive personality and constant vacillating do a great job of bringing some insight into some aspects of the structure and state of our universe...
 
  • #15
Omg neutrino ur a legend. so funny. (possibly cos I am really pissed tho)
 
  • #18
Me:
How old is the Earth?
God:
It is over six billion years old.
Me:
Is Dr.Hovind nuts?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
Are you a supporter of the theory of evolution?
God:
Am I a supporter of the theory of evolution? Of course I am.
 
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