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[Borg]

Why are the rules for this thread so hard to understand?

 

[madiha.sahar]

so that u can feel that homeworks are easy.

why do ants follow me?

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Because they want to bite you.

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

 

[madiha.sahar]

say hi, shakes hand and if that force is not in hurry they get coffee togetherhow to add some theory in the poster i am working on?

 

[micromass]

say hi, shakes hand and if that force is not in hurry they get coffee together


how to add some theory in the poster i am working on?

Write theory on the back of the poster.

Why is FTL not in chat, we miss him?

 

[trentt]

I think magnetic monopoles have 2 poles.

 

[madiha.sahar]

Write theory on the back of the poster.

Why is FTL not in chat, we miss him?

someone locked the chat door and he couldn't enter

from where i get a magical pen that can solve my homeworks?

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

from where i get a magical pen that can solve my homeworks?

From the magical land beyond the horizon.

What happens when I push the big red button labeled "DO NOT PUSH"?

 

[madiha.sahar]

it gets pushed.

why my car cannot fly when I am stuck in traffic ?

 

[jhae2.718]

One term: -mg

What is the contour integral around Western Europe?

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

What is the contour integral around Western Europe?

Different than the one around Eastern Europe.

Why haven't we acheived fusion power yet?

 

[Borg]

Different than the one around Eastern Europe.

Why haven't we acheived fusion power yet?

Because its anagram is Unwise Proof.

Why am I not Bill Gates (my wife wants to know ).

 

[jhae2.718]

Because you haven't foisted crap software on the general public.

Does Microsoft have any chairs left since Steve Ballmer became CEO?

 

[Lancelot59]

Because you haven't foisted crap software on the general public.

Does Microsoft have any chairs left since Steve Ballmer became CEO?

No, he needs all of them to sit down...

Why does linear algebra need to be so silly?

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Why does linear algebra need to be so silly?

Because we all need a good laugh.

Why do people go fission?

 

[turbo]

Because we all need a good laugh.

Why do people go fission?

Because fiss are tasty, especially with tartar sauce.

Why aren't political parties as fun as bachelor parties?

 

[drizzle]

Because the later are using their brains.


Why do I feel that I'm going to laugh in a moment?

 

[turbo]

Because the later are using their brains.


Why do I feel that I'm going to laugh in a moment?

Because you haven't seen this yet and are about to!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/19/penguin-tickled-cincinnati-zoo_n_851142.html

Why do people pay XX% interest to buy cars, homes, etc, and accept 0.X% on their savings accounts?

 

[Hellchoseme9]

Because you haven't seen this yet and are about to!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/19/penguin-tickled-cincinnati-zoo_n_851142.html

Why do people pay XX% interest to buy cars, homes, etc, and accept 0.X% on their savings accounts?

Who cares?

Why is Clive Barker gay?

 

[micromass]

Who cares?

Why is Clive Barker gay?

Because he isn't Tiger Woods.

Why did nobody kill Justin Bieber yet?

 

[QuarkCharmer]

Because he isn't Tiger Woods.

Why did nobody kill Justin Bieber yet?

Because when you get a bieber, the only cure is more cowbell.

[PLAIN]http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/22/128981081917413837.jpg

 

[Zentrails]

Because fiss are tasty, especially with tartar sauce.

Why aren't political parties as fun as bachelor parties?

In boot camp at Jacksonville FL, why do they gave grass parties in areas that only contain dirt?

 

[zoobyshoe]

In boot camp at Jacksonville FL, why do they gave grass parties in areas that only contain dirt?

Because the "grass" in the term "grass parties" doesn't refer to lawn grass, it refers instead to the ineffable, insubstantial "grass of the seventh level", a concept put forth by the 17th century philosopher and lawn boy, Herman Helmut Heine. I don't know what it means. I happened to hear it mentioned on The History Channel when I was preoccupied with feeding some lizards that had dropped by, so I missed the explanation.

Recently, when I was feeding some lizards that had dropped by, one of them happened to mention he'd seen a man on a street corner hawking old issues of The Journal of Reptilian Neurology. He said he went up to the man and asked him if he happened to have the May 1887 issue. He said the man looked at him, scowled, and replied "You're a whore!"

Any idea why he was so grumpy?

 

[Jack23454]

Has anyone proposed that the Moon is the remains of the once molten core of a planet, perhaps similar in size to Earth. The Planet had some catastrophe and then the remaining core cooled over time taking various hits which would be easier to understand as it was still in a semi-molten state. I was reading an article today that said they observed the remains of a volcano on the far side of the moon, which appeared to be the last active volcano before it finally cooled completely, would be my guess. Has this line of thought been considered, that the moon is perhaps the barren remains of the core of a planet. Could it have been a planet similar to Earth? Would it's size be representative of the size of the Earth's core and could we have had a twin?

 

[Evo]

Please remember what thread you are in.

The rules are - You answer the last members question, then you ask a new stupid question. (or in this case quetion)

 

[hubewa]

If you're an engineer, do you build sentry guns and erect dispensers?

 

[Ryan_m_b]

If you're an engineer, do you build sentry guns and erect dispensers?

About as much as medics pick people up and heal dismemberment and bullet wounds with injections.

 

[AndromedaRXJ]

Pudding.

What's the square root of a square root?(as in a root that's shaped like a square)

 

[zoobyshoe]

Pudding.

What's the square root of a square root?(as in a root that's shaped like a square)

There's only one plant in the world with a square root and it is called, for reasons no one can explain, the triangle weed. The root of its square root is, of course, a particular gene called, for reasons no one can explain, the Bobo Gene. "Bobo" means "stupid" in Spanish. It is not acceptable to refer to yourself or your friends as "Bobo". Unless the whole conversation is going to be in Spanish.

Hola?

 

[Lacy33]

There's only one plant in the world with a square root and it is called, for reasons no one can explain, the triangle weed. The root of its square root is, of course, a particular gene called, for reasons no one can explain, the Bobo Gene. "Bobo" means "stupid" in Spanish. It is not acceptable to refer to yourself or your friends as "Bobo". Unless the whole conversation is going to be in Spanish.

Hola?

However in order to know why the triangle weed is hence called you need ask the South Korean's who besides learning Gemorha they are also leaning towards the paring kabbalah books that explain how the dog which reversed is god is really a fish dag or dog. The South Korean's child may one day enlighten you that in the 6th chapther of the Sefer Yetzirah (book of formation, one will find the Leviathan. A huge fish or some say a serpent that defines the nodes of the moon mathematically. This fish is really a vortex and not a fish, dog or serpent and it defines the structure of the soul. G-dly soul. So a dog is really the revelation of G-d as is everything. But we do not understand this and wait on the beautiful South Korean children to bring this all down to us. Perhaps right here on PF in 100 years.
Signed,
Bobo
Which I can call myself because the Sefer Yetzirah is translated by a Sefardic jew, which is also a Spanish Jew ( Aryeh Kaplan) who also happen to be a physicist when he had to go to work.
And Bo in Hebrew means go and come so I don't know what to do. Bo or bo or bobo??