Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Howers]

Why does America use the Imperial system for measurment?

 

[Redbelly98]

If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

 

[madcat11]

Because John Crapper invented the first flush toilet (and I think you may have committed a foul by asking a legitimate question with a real answer).

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Every time you are near?

And, did you just commit a foul by using the word "question" rather than the appropriate - and thread-wise - "quetion"? wait.wait. here's my quetion:

Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?

 

[mcknia07]

Close to who/whom? Who are they?

 

[Gokul43201]

Just like me, do you like to be, close to them?

Only close enough to tell whether I want to get closer. More often than not, I find that's already too close for comfort.

What's a good way to tell people to please follow the rules of the thread?

 

[OmCheeto]

Only close enough to tell whether I want to get closer. More often than not, I find that's already too close for comfort.

What's a good way to tell people to please follow the https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=1745355&postcount=3042"?

Delete the post! and give them a 1/2 point warning... We shouldn't be forced to gander when someone isn't being a good goose.

Did the birds suddenly appear in the fall and spring?

 

[mbrmbrg]

Yes, the quantum birds did in fact appear in two seasons simultaneously!

Why is it that when there are three hands on an analog (non-alarm) clock, the third hand is almost invariably called the second hand?

 

[ak1991]

my question is why is this forum so stupid... ?

 

[Mentallic]

Why is it that when there are three hands on an analog (non-alarm) clock, the third hand is almost invariably called the second hand?

The third/second hand is attempting to overrun and dominate the analog clock.

Girls won't speak to me, what disability do they have?

 

[Jungy]

Shy-itis.

Why is it so cold in my room?

 

[youngoldman]

Throw another stick of chewing gum in the fire.

What colour would the flame be if it was pineapple flavoured?

 

[Ulagatin]

Answer to the universe, life and everything = 42 = 0 = 42 = 0 = 42 *CRITICAL ERROR* BLAM.

Universe does not exist. Life does not exist. Rationality epic fails.

Do I exist?

 

[youngoldman]

Only on the 30th of February.

If a chicken could count its feathers, would it be able to count past two?

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

It will be able to count to 42.

If a hobo shoots craps in the woods will god take the bet?

 

[youngoldman]

Yes, he'd bet on the dice annhilating each other to form gamma rays.

If Does God bet on every game of craps and rig each bet in his favour?

 

[joeyar]

No - he doesn't agree with the ways of the football referees.

What would happen if a football referee used a horse as a whistle?

 

[Air]

Neigh would be the sound produced hence all fouls would be ignored (Neigh\approxno).

What would happen If I could stop time but myself could continue life?

 

[madcat11]

What would happen If I could stop time but myself could continue life?

You would be the contiuuuuuum

How could life be if GOD were one of us?

 

[joeyar]

Better - we wouldn't have to endure that 'If god were one of us' song.

What song would we have to endure in its place if I had a microphone?

 

[Mentallic]

If Betty bought a bit of butter, but the butter that Betty bought was bitter, would Betty buy another bit of butter?

 

[Blades0fChaos]

Depends what she did with the butter.

Why can't cows travel down stairs?

 

[joeyar]

Because they're scared of the lions in the basement.

Why would the basement be an ideal place to keep my pet zebra?

 

[Blades0fChaos]

To keep it away from babies.

Why are babies so lethal?

 

[Mentallic]

because the mothers are so suicidal

If we grow hair, do those hairs grow hair?

 

[physics girl phd]

Not generally... but they do if we are growing hares.

Is raising a hare a hair-raising experience?

 

[Office_Shredder]

Only if you scare the hare.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck couldn't be misunderstood?

 

[Ba]

Still none, it only chucks wood because no-one understands it.

How far can a woodchuck chuck wood?

 

[Snaked0c]

As far as wood would go with the force of the wood chuch chucker.

Do metal chucks exist?

 

[Mentallic]

Unless a woodchuck permits it to exist, then no.

If a husband commits adultery, but the wife doesn't mind. Then why is there global warming?

 

[mgb_phys]

If a husband commits adultery, but the wife doesn't mind. Then why is there global warming?

There won't be anymore - now that we have pirates

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/FSM_Pirates.png