Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[Astronuc]

NO, as long as you don't brush too vigorously. Better yet, don't brush, just flush the eye with water. Don't use liquid nitrogen or butane.

Is there an anser to every quetion?

 

[franznietzsche]

NO, as long as you don't brush too vigorously. Better yet, don't brush, just flush the eye with water. Don't use liquid nitrogen or butane.

Is there an anser to every quetion?

Yes there is, and the answer to whether this thread will make it to 2000 is yes, even if i have to drag it kciking and screaming in an insomniac fit.

Is it a bad thing that i haven't slept since sunday night?

 

[tribdog]

not if it's monday morning.

I have recently received a fie on me. Am I in any danger?

 

[franznietzsche]

not if it's monday morning.

I have recently received a fie on me. Am I in any danger?

Grave mortal danger. The only safeguard is too light stuff on fire.

Why is fire so tasty?

 

[Ba]

It produces a nice bite to the tongue.

What is so great about 2000?

 

[franznietzsche]

It produces a nice bite to the tongue.

What is so great about 2000?

Nothing, but 2056 is an awesome number.


How do you say "hunkelfraut" in binary?

 

[The Bob]

How do you say "hunkelfraut" in binary?

I will get you to tell me if you give me one chocolate biscuit.

Do you want a biscuit?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[franznietzsche]

Do you want a biscuit?

The Bob (2004 ©)

No but i need caffeine IV, and i need one quick. I'm starting to look like i have turets syndrome. Its bad.


Why is caffeine the elixir of life?

 

[tribdog]

because Kawfay, the God of Beans, seeds and nuts, did a favor for Mother Nature once upon a time. to show her gratitude Mother Nature threw out the ambrosia juice and made caffeine the new elixir of life.

Is franz doing anything more important than sleeping, or is he simply being a stubborn ass who should go to bed?

 

[polyb]

Hey, What's a stupid question? How do I know it's a stupid question? Will I get a stupid answer?

 

[Astronuc]

If you have to ask - well, keep trying.

Is franznietzsche still coherent at this time?

 

[Moonbear]

Is franznietzsche still coherent at this time?

I don't think I'd use the word "still" there. Well, he's coherent when he's still, but to keep him still, we have to get him to sleep first.

Do you think we can get him to bed with Scooby snacks?

 

[franznietzsche]

I don't think I'd use the word "still" there. Well, he's coherent when he's still, but to keep him still, we have to get him to sleep first.

Do you think we can get him to bed with Scooby snacks?

Do i look like a dog?

 

[Astronuc]

You may be starting to look like a tribdog. Moonbear, I think Zooby snacks might do the trick.

What is so great about 2000?

In 2001, we start a new millenium. Let's see if the world comes to an end.

Does anyone really know what time it is?

 

[franznietzsche]

half past the second toe acording to my toe ring moon dial.

Let's talk about something butter. Why is stuff cooked in butter so utterly awesome?

 

[The Bob]

Let's talk about something butter. Why is stuff cooked in butter so utterly awesome?

Because it just melts all over what you are cooking and it just goes 'awwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnneeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss'.

It is truly amazing.

What sort of answer did you want?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[tribdog]

I wanted an answer that was as Stupid as possible under scientific law. That way this thread would have completed its mission and we could finally put the old worn out topic to rest.

Any chances I can get Evo to lock this thread and end it once and for all?

 

[franznietzsche]

I wanted an answer that was as Stupid as possible under scientific law. That way this thread would have completed its mission and we could finally put the old worn out topic to rest.

Any chances I can get Evo to lock this thread and end it once and for all?

Why would you do that? You're out to get me aren't you. I knew it, just trying to ruin my hopes of making it to 2000. Tribdog the Nefarious.

Am i just being paranoid?

 

[tribdog]

not JUST paranoid. paranoid and goofy.

Will someone please lock this thread before it hits 2000?

 

[franznietzsche]

not JUST paranoid. paranoid and goofy.

Will someone please lock this thread before it hits 2000?

Absolutely not. Such a thing would be a violation of PF Penal Code Section 1 Subsection 010.01A-324. Here is a quote from paragraph 3 of Sub-Subsection 16.5 --

All threads labeled "Stupid quetion", resulting in "Stupid Answer", shall be free from any attempt by any third party to have them locked or banned. These threads play a special role in the inane delusions of a few, and as such it would be a violation of General Discussion Code 1-3.542, Sub section 76 1/2, paragrph 4 which clearly states:

Tribdog may not request any thread to be locked, until after it has reached the 2000 post logical limit, or has exceeded 200GB worth of data space

Its all there.

Why are you trying so hard to violate these codes, do you want to be the resident PF cirminal?

 

[BoulderHead]

I think he wants to to beat me by getting banned first.

What thinkest thou?

 

[Moonbear]

Why are you trying so hard to violate these codes, do you want to be the resident PF cirminal?

I think: Violation of stupid quetion codes is only the tip of the iceberg in being a PF cirminal. Other duties of the cirminal include using circular reasoning to provide ansers, and howling at the moon.

The last PF cirminal gave a series of lectures on the topic of cirminality. What was the title of the lecture series?

Edit: Boulderhead beat me to the anser, so slight modification now.

 

[franznietzsche]

The last PF cirminal gave a series of lectures on the topic of cirminality. What was the title of the lecture series?

Cirminality in PF subjects: A study of intellectual absentia in the mind of deviants

What determines the difference between a PF criminal, and a PF cirminal?

 

[madcat11]

What determines the difference between a PF criminal, and a PF cirminal?

(Ah, sematics, at last!) The PF criminal is rigid while the PF cirminal is, clearly, just irritated with all of ir, ah, it.


Isn't Fisics Phorum more appropriate for this thread?

 

[franznietzsche]

(Ah, sematics, at last!) The PF criminal is rigid while the PF cirminal is, clearly, just irritated with all of ir, ah, it.


Isn't Fisics Phorum more appropriate for this thread?

Only if this thread were in the Fizzical World, which it obviously isn't and any who think it is need to be thrown in the Fizzy Up.

The Fizzy Up is a place of unspeakable horrors, where people are tortured by being forced to drink highly carbonates cola without ever being allowed to burp. Gulp after Gulp, but never burping.

What kind of twisted individual, high on caffeined, could ever think up something so devious and dastardly?

 

[Moonbear]

What kind of twisted individual, high on caffeined, could ever think up something so devious and dastardly?

Well, none other than the notoriously evil Dr. Pepper! By day, he appears as the mild-mannered Mr. Pibbs, but when he gets a dose of caffeined (a highly addictive synthetic analog of caffeine, caffeined has been banned from the market due to horrid side effects), he mutates into Dr. Pepper and tortures people by preventing them from burping until they swell up and burst.

Scientists have been working on an antidote to caffeined. What is it?

 

[Ba]

Why it must be the synthetic genetic mutation of apple sider.

Then the question must be, how do you procure some?

 

[Moonbear]

Why it must be the synthetic genetic mutation of apple sider.

Then the question must be, how do you procure some?

In order to procure apple sider, you must precisely follow the protocol first described by I.F. Notwen. First sit under an apple tree until the apple falls on your head. When you see stars, quickly calculate your rotation relative to those stars (if done properly, both you and the stars will be spinning of course). This will give you the formula to obtain apple sider.

Does it matter if the apple is green or red?

 

[UrbanXrisis]

Only if you watch the 'red green show' or play 'red light green light'

Who hasnt thought about suicide and orgasms at the same time?

 

[The Bob]

Who hasnt thought about suicide and orgasms at the same time?

I don't think it is something that people think about at the same time. Most people that think of suicide are not going to think 'Now what is the best way for me to get an orgasm', ohhh no. They are going to think 'Now should I use the painkillers or the rope'. This decision would be harder if you were thinking of orgasms as most people would want one and think about how to get one and not on suicide.

If you were thinking on orgasms then suicide is not what people think, unless you want to die having an orgasms and then you really are quite strange because you are not depressed enough to not think about orgasms so why are you going to comitt suicide? (Rhetorical Question). Strange.

Why do you think orgasms were invented?

The Bob (2004 ©)

P.S. Sorry if this thread offended anyone at all.

 

[franznietzsche]

Why to prevent suicide and increase fidelity.

Nobody ones to kill themselves if they're having great orgasms. I sure wouldn't.

Would you?

 

[The Bob]

Why to prevent suicide and increase fidelity.

Nobody ones to kill themselves if they're having great orgasms. I sure wouldn't.

Would you?

Personally I am not bothered.

Why? Should I be bothered?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[eax]

Heres something I got for homework once.

Write an equation that includes everything in bedmass and solve the problem.

Heres what I did in 2sec others struggled for some reason.(it was along time ago)

( (3*3+7)+3-2/2+3*5*2+10^5)*0=0

 

[franznietzsche]

Heres something I got for homework once.

Write an equation that includes everything in bedmass and solve the problem.

Heres what I did in 2sec others struggled for some reason.(it was along time ago)

( (3*3+7)+3-2/2+3*5*2+10^5)*0=0

LoL,

I was just trying to compute this one in my head and watched the right hand side and ...huh, why zero, until I also saw the zero on the left side

Sadly you two may have just managed to ruin this thread, stopping me from carrying it to 2000 posts. Do you have idea what you fools have done? You went off topic in an off topic thread!


Not since the days of jellitivity have i seen anything so foolishly foolish.

By zargling's hammer, i shall be avenged!

Little known fact: Zargling's hammer is not in fact a hammer. What is it really?

 

[eax]

whats 10squared?
100

haha not stupid now haha

 

[brewnog]

It's a search term for which Google has no answers!

What's a Birmingham Screwdriver?

 

[chound]

There's an older viersion of PF?

 

[franznietzsche]

It's a search term for which Google has no answers!

What's a Birmingham Screwdriver?

An birmingham screwdriver happens to be a rather twisted version of a long island iced tea. It involves replacing the triple sec with absinthe, lighting the whole mixture on fire, dousing it with splash of coke, and using a shot of aftershock as a chaser.

There is also its derivative, the Mobile Screwdriver is less well known. What is the reciped for this concotion?

 

[The Bob]

An birmingham screwdriver happens to be a rather twisted version of a long island iced tea. It involves replacing the triple sec with absinthe, lighting the whole mixture on fire, dousing it with splash of coke, and using a shot of aftershock as a chaser.

There is also its derivative, the Mobile Screwdriver is less well known. What is the reciped for this concotion?

Well as a Birmingham screwdriver gives rise to this:

BS = absinthe + fire+ coke + aftershock

Take absinthe to be t^3
Take fire to be t^6
Take coke to be t
Take aftershock to be t^2

Then BS = t^6 + t^3 + t^2 + t

So \frac{BS}{dt} = 6t^5 + 3t^2 + 2t + 1

So I think the recipe is quite strange but more regular in shape.

Is this close to being right?

The Bob (2004 ©)

 

[franznietzsche]

Well as a Birmingham screwdriver gives rise to this:

BS = absinthe + fire+ coke + aftershock

Take absinthe to be t^3
Take fire to be t^6
Take coke to be t
Take aftershock to be t^2

Then BS = t^6 + t^3 + t^2 + t

So \frac{BS}{dt} = 6t^5 + 3t^2 + 2t + 1

So I think the recipe is quite strange but more regular in shape.

Is this close to being right?

The Bob (2004 ©)

Well, no, you've got the wrong initial recipe for the birmingham screwdriver. It should be:

BS = long island iced tea - triple sec +absinthe +fire +coke + aftershock

This reduces to

BS = rum + tequila + gin + vodka +absinthe + 2 coke +aftershock

Using the corrected recipe for a Birmingham screwdriver, what do you get for the Mobile Screwdriver?

 

[Gokul43201]

Using the corrected recipe for a Birmingham screwdriver, what do you get for the Mobile Screwdriver?

The mobile screwdriver is a twisted version of the BS. Take the long island iced tea; switch the triple sec with absinthe; while you're being absinthe-minded set your hair on fire; run around like a loco coco; pass out from the aftershock !

So what's a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall ?

 

[franznietzsche]

So what's a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall ?

A Doc Hollywood reference.

Or was that a Long hard screw up against the wall?

 

[Moonbear]

Or was that a Long hard screw up against the wall?

No, that's a hangover remedy.

Do you realize this thread is making even me blush?

 

[franznietzsche]

No, that's a hangover remedy.

Do you realize this thread is making even me blush?

It couldn't possibly. You lack the GATTACA sequence in your genome--quite simply, you're physically incapable of blushing. The GATTACA sequence codes for a little known protein, thycyclinamine, which enables the facial muscles to draw extra blood when the organism is perturbed by a stimulus.

Who discovered this protein and the genetic sequence that produces it?

 

[honestrosewater]

Who discovered this protein and the genetic sequence that produces it?

Mother Nature.

How do you make a Stealth Kitty?

 

[BoulderHead]

How do you make a Stealth Kitty?

You wait for the female house cat to come into heat, then attempt to open any door leading to the outside…
*can you say ‘kitty litter’?*


What would be the first thing you would do if you possessed the flexibility of a cat?

 

[brewnog]

I'd clean my own genitals without needing running water.

So, who's going to have the glory of post #2000 then?

 

[Moonbear]

I'd clean my own genitals without needing running water.

So, who's going to have the glory of post #2000 then?

Why, I'll take the honor! Can we let the thread die a quiet death now that the thread-killer is here?

 

[Gokul43201]

Can we let the thread die a quiet death now that the thread-killer is here?

No, I will fight you to the death for that ! We can not permit the curtailing of stupidity.

Darest thou quetion this right of ours ?

 

[Evo]

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