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The discussion revolves around a playful and humorous exchange in a new forum, encouraging participants to ask "stupid questions" and receive equally silly answers. Participants engage in lighthearted banter, often incorporating puns and wordplay, such as discussing the time it might take to reach 1,000 posts or the best superpower, with self-levitation being a favorite. Questions range from the absurd, like the fate of old forums, to whimsical inquiries about elephants and the universe. The tone is irreverent, with users joking about the nature of their questions and the concept of "stupidity" in their responses. The thread serves as a space for creative and nonsensical dialogue, emphasizing fun over seriousness.
  • #2,001
Evo said:
Gokul made post 2,000

Today 01:45 PM by Gokul43201 2,000 29,295

Nope,Gokul made REPLY NO.2000,POST NO.2000 was made by Moonbear. :-p

Now,why don't u close it,else they want to go to 3000...?? :-p

Daniel.
 
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  • #2,002
I only count replies. The first post is the thread start, so it doesn't count. A thread with zero replies is a dud, although it has "one" post.

So, either can claim it. :-p
 
  • #2,003
Well let the thread die then. A group of us saved it and now it has reached this total. Personally I don't see the problem with letting it go on. If people are annoyed by it then ignore it.

Will we ever see 3000 for this thread?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,004
It broke 2000 and i wasn't HERE! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


I'm going to need a lot of chocolate ice cream after this. :frown:
 
  • #2,005
The Bob said:
Will we ever see 3000 for this thread?
You better, you better, you bet.

Here franze, no chocolate but ... you like dulce de leche ?
 
  • #2,006
franznietzsche said:
It broke 2000 and i wasn't HERE! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


I'm going to need a lot of chocolate ice cream after this. :frown:
For enough money I can delete some posts and let you be the 2,000th. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,007
Gokul43201 said:
You better, you better, you bet.

Here franze, no chocolate but ... you like dulce de leche ?


Its ok, I'm not crazy about it though.

I'd settle for truck load of tamales con chiles though. :-p
 
  • #2,008
franznietzsche said:
Its ok, I'm not crazy about it though.

I'd settle for truck load of tamales con chiles though. :-p
Don't worry. You will get to see 3000 posts go by.

So let's start here.

Why was this thread invented in the first place?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,009
Recently I noticed this: Evo's really beautiful!
 
  • #2,010
chound said:
Recently I noticed this: Evo's really beautiful!
Recently? It seems many others have made the same observation.

So where to now?
 
  • #2,011
The Bob said:
Don't worry. You will get to see 3000 posts go by.

So let's start here.

Why was this thread invented in the first place?

The Bob (2004 ©)


It was a repeat of the original thread way way back in PF 2.0

Why didn't you just read the opening post to find that out?
 
  • #2,012
Astronuc said:
So where to now?
Into the great beyond, where an infinite wealth of stupidity awaits us.

fransnietsche said:
Why didn't you just read the opening post to find that out?
That would require clicking the < button way too many times.

Hey, what's this box with "First" written on it ?
 
  • #2,013
Gokul43201 said:
Hey, what's this box with "First" written on it ?


Its a self-destruct for your computer, push it quick, before the evil viruses are downloaded and destryo j00s!


A woman walks into a tech support center with her pc and says its broken, that it just stopped working on here. The techie asks her what she was doing when this happened. She replied "tidying up". The techie looks at her in confusion and asks her what she means. She replies that she went into the windows folder and found everything was a mess. So she moved all the .dlls into one folder, all the .exes into another folder, and so on.

If you were that techie, what kind of horrible retribution would you exact on this woman?
 
  • #2,014
franznietzsche said:
A woman walks into a tech support center with her pc and says its broken, that it just stopped working on here. The techie asks her what she was doing when this happened. She replied "tidying up". The techie looks at her in confusion and asks her what she means. She replies that she went into the windows folder and found everything was a mess. So she moved all the .dlls into one folder, all the .exes into another folder, and so on.

If you were that techie, what kind of horrible retribution would you exact on this woman?

My! My! Her hands should be kept on one side of the body. Her legs on the other. All her alimentary canal should be placed in one corner. Her respiratory system in another, etc :rolleyes:
 
  • #2,015
chound said:
My! My! Her hands should be kept on one side of the body. Her legs on the other. All her alimentary canal should be placed in one corner. Her respiratory system in another, etc :rolleyes:


You're supposed to give an answer, AND ask a question.
 
  • #2,016
franznietzsche said:
If you were that techie, what kind of horrible retribution would you exact on this woman?
I like chounds idea of an anatomical re-alignment. I would also insist on putting both thumbs in the same hand, and the remaining fingers in the other.

After all, bilateral symmetry is just over-rated, isn't it ?
 
  • #2,017
Gokul43201 said:
I like chounds idea of an anatomical re-alignment. I would also insist on putting both thumbs in the same hand, and the remaining fingers in the other.

After all, bilateral symmetry is just over-rated, isn't it ?

Exactly. We should all take on the formlessness of amoebas and globhob around.

How long will it take for this thread to die like the thread-killer champions thread?
 
  • #2,018
It was just about dead b4 your posting...
As for the thread-killer thread,well,if i don't kill it,nobody will...:devil:

Danievil.
 
  • #2,019
motai said:
How long will it take for this thread to die like the thread-killer champions thread?
This thread never will never die. At times, when the going gets tough, it will develop a cyst and go into a non-motile state for extended periods of time, until it is eventually resurrected by The Bob.

Which begs the question : Where is The Bob ?
 
  • #2,020
Beats me, maybe he is at the top of your quantum well.

So why am I not going to be the one who kills that beloved thread?
 
  • #2,021
mattmns said:
Beats me, maybe he is at the top of your quantum well.

So why am I not going to be the one who kills that beloved thread?

Because i have a fetish for thread killing.

If i don't ask a question at the end of this post, will that kill the thread?
 
  • #2,022
franznietzsche said:
Because i have a fetish for thread killing.

If i don't ask a question at the end of this post, will that kill the thread?
Yes it would have (especially if what wasn't a question also wasn't a quetion), but it's too late now.

How can you even see the keys on the keyboard this late into the weekend ?
 
  • #2,023
Gokul43201 said:
Yes it would have (especially if what wasn't a question also wasn't a quetion), but it's too late now.

How can you even see the keys on the keyboard this late into the weekend ?


I don't know, but I've already done about 300 lines of code in the past hour, i'd call it a productive evening.

Why is caffeine so wonderful?
 
  • #2,024
franznietzsche said:
Why is caffeine so wonderful?

because it is quite addictive.

hey, that's why i cannot stop myself whenever i see a bottle of coke.
 
  • #2,025
vikasj007 said:
because it is quite addictive.

hey, that's why i cannot stop myself whenever i see a bottle of coke.


OK if you're going to drag this thread up from oblivion at least follow the rules.

What is it with neophytes and posting incorrectly here?
 
  • #2,026
franznietzsche said:
What is it with neophytes and posting incorrectly here?
They do it to annoy you- they like it when you call them neophytes.

How many neophytes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 
  • #2,027
honestrosewater said:
How many neophytes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

that depends on a no. of factors, the size of the bulb, its location, etc. etc.

BUT

how many light bulbs does it take to enlighten a neophyte?
 
  • #2,028
vikasj007 said:
how many light bulbs does it take to enlighten a neophyte?
Only one, unless they're a turtle (turtles are notoriously slow, you know).

Who else was offended by that anti-drug commercial comparing your brain to an egg?
 
  • #2,029
honestrosewater said:
Only one, unless they're a turtle (turtles are notoriously slow, you know).

Who else was offended by that anti-drug commercial comparing your brain to an egg?

I'm used to being called an egghead, didn't bother me.

Where did that term come from?
 
  • #2,030
1907, "bald person," from egg (n.) + head. Sense of "intellectual" is attested from 1918, among Chicago newspapermen; popularized by U.S. syndicated columnist Stewart Alsop in 1952 in ref. to Adlai Stevenson's presidential campaign.

Do you have the quiz show "Eggheads" in America?
 
  • #2,031
What a great random question that actually links from your last post. I like it. :smile:

So, do you have the quiz show "Eggheads" in America? :biggrin:
The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,032
not sure about america, never been there.


what exactly does the term neophyte mean?
 
  • #2,033
vikasj007 said:
what exactly does the term neophyte mean?
It means get a dictionary and look it up. :-p

Is it better to serve cow pies chilled or warm?
 
  • #2,034
honestrosewater said:
Is it better to serve cow pies chilled or warm?
Yes, most definately.

Why are all the tongue smilies green? :-p :-p
 
  • #2,035
Galileo said:
Yes, most definately.

Why are all the tongue smilies green? :-p :-p

Because God made them that way

Why must religon be behind everything?
 
  • #2,036
Tom McCurdy said:
Because God made them that way

Why must religon be behind everything?
Because religion started everything.

'In the beginning...'
'The Earth is flat...'
'The Earth is the centre of the solar system if not the universe...'

Science came from it.

Lets move the subject on. What sort of place is best to store monkeys with headaches?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,037
The Bob said:
Lets move the subject on. What sort of place is best to store monkeys with headaches?

The Bob (2004 ©)


In a swimming pool of chocolate.

How come chocolate makes everything seem better?
 
  • #2,038
Sorry to interrupt, but cow pies are best served frozen. They're called POOPsicles. :biggrin:
 
  • #2,039
Tsu said:
Sorry to interrupt, but cow pies are best served frozen. They're called POOPsicles. :biggrin:
What do you do when a non-neophyte forgets to ask a stupid quetion?
 
  • #2,040
Evo said:
What do you do when a non-neophyte forgets to ask a stupid quetion?
Serve them warm poopsicles.

Does anyone have some poopsicles on hand?
 
  • #2,041
Does anyone have some poopsicles on hand?

I believe David Bowie'shttp://areaology.com/area.html does not permit the sharing of poopsicles.

Does anyone else find poopy spank to be an aurally pleasing phrase?
 
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  • #2,042
0TheSwerve0 said:
I believe David Bowie'shttp://areaology.com/area.html does not permit the sharing of poopsicles.
Wow, people are really weird. Anyway...
Does anyone else find poopy spank to be an aurally pleasing phrase?
Yes, and more visually pleasing than "droopy shank".
:-p

What is the cure for a droopy shank anyway?
 
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  • #2,043
honestrosewater said:
What is the cure for a droopy shank anyway?


Viagra.


Why are we talking about such unseemly topics in the first place?
 
  • #2,044
Because this thread is still here.

Why do classes always get cancelled?
 
  • #2,045
Because they're taken by academics, who don't know how to organise their way out of a paper bag.

How does a brown cow eating green grass make white milk?
 
  • #2,046
brewnog said:
How does a brown cow eating green grass make white milk?
Bleach. Lots and lots of bleach.

Doesn't it taste yummy?
 
  • #2,047
no it does not taste yummy at all. i hate milk.

why can i not get all my assignments completed by my classmates?
 
  • #2,048
vikasj007 said:
no it does not taste yummy at all. i hate milk.

why can i not get all my assignments completed by my classmates?
You need a bigger gun.

What is pink, fruity, and hops on one foot?
 
  • #2,049
honestrosewater said:
What is pink, fruity, and hops on one foot?
Tribdog on a fire plate.

What sort of time do you call this, or this...... or this[/size]?

The Bob (2004 ©)
 
  • #2,050
2:32 PM.

What time is it when the clock strikes 2:32 PM?
 

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