Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

[DaxInvader]

Ahh Viva stoopid questions..

For zoobyshoe, What would think my response would be.. when looking the name of the thread?

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Why do you ask 3 questions in a row?? Who knows? And why?

ARGG I ASKED 3 QUESTIONS IN A ROW!

AAA

 

[turbo]

I will not answer 3 questions, nor will any other rule-abiding member of this board. Math is Hard has determined your physical location from your IP address, and will hunt you down to beat you with a 20-pound mackerel. Judging from the severity of your offense, she may be using a frozen one.

A chickadees and a whippoorwill can say their own names - why can't a tufted titmouse?

 

[Math Is Hard]

I will not answer 3 questions, nor will any other rule-abiding member of this board. Math is Hard has determined your physical location from your IP address, and will hunt you down to beat you with a 20-pound mackerel. Judging from the severity of your offense, she may be using a frozen one.

A chickadees and a whippoorwill can say their own names - why can't a tufted titmouse?

They can't stop giggling long enough to get it out.
note: how many beatings am I going to have to administer today? Geez. This is supposed to be my day off.

What does this drawing mean?

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timages/page/Transmissions110106a1.jpg
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/gen/page1712.html?theme=light

 

[zoobyshoe]

What does this drawing mean?

Those are the illustrated instructions that Mr. Robin Parsons left me for finding the T.o.E. in the event anything should happen to him. I've been too embarrassed to carry the instructions out because they involve a strange dance in which you must flap your arms like a bird, as depicted in the central figure, and you must also apply facial makeup to resemble a cast member of "Cats" as illustrated in the step by step drawings at the bottom. I don't feel knowing the T.o.E. merits this sort of trouble.

Recently when I was in the large NBC building in N.Y., there to be interviewed in conjunction with my new book A Zoobie's Eye View of the Current Politico-Botanical Crisis in Rural Droolomenia, I happened to stumble into the wrong studio and found myself being interviewed instead on the subject of the current dangerous fad of self-immunization. Apparently today's troubled youth has discovered the thrills of injecting themselves with any kind of killed virus they can lay their hands on and innoculations against small pox, large pox, medium pox, one pox, two pox, red pox, blue pox, and so forth, are selling for as much as $5 an injection on inner city street corners, at raves, and even on schoolyards.

I held forth on this subject, about which I knew nothing, for 10 minutes by telling a string of invented stories about kids who'd been arrested in the act of self immunization behind dumpsters, in alleys, in old quarrys, and with each story I ascribed younger and younger ages to the miscreants, for dramatic effect, untill, when I was about to relate the sad tale of a five year old girl rushed to the ER after she accidently hit an artery while trying to innoculate herself against the flu, I was interrupted by the host who announced it was time to field quetions from the audience.

I pointed to a young, deranged looking man in the front row who was waving his hand at me like an oriental fan. "Yes?'" I said.

"Well", he said, "What would think my response would be...when looking at the name of this thread?"

Just then, the real assistant director of the CDC stumbled into the studio, pointed accusingly at me and shouted "That is an IMPOSTER!"

Rising majestically from my chair to my full height of eight feet, I raised my long arm, pointed back at him and declared, accusingly, "That man is RIGHT!"

Hypnotized by the tone of my voice, two burly studio security guards jumped on the assistant director of the CDC, wrestled him to the floor and handcuffed him, while I slipped out a side door and took the elevator down to the commssary.

What's the special today?

 

[DaxInvader]

(LOL!)

I heard that the special at the cafateria was they made a very good fight pie..And for dessert.. a teeth soup. Speaking of specials.. One day, I was lost in the woods. For hour and hours a walked upon branches and dead trees wandering when i'll find where I was.. After 2 days without eating, I finally found a road leading to nowhere.. I followed that small road and found a little snack bar along the way.. I rushed in. As I sat down quietly, the waitress came up to me and said:

- What will it be?
- Anything!.. Give me the special!
- Okay i'll bring our today's soup.

As I waited hoping that my stomic(I hope its "stomic" lol is that it?) wouldn't make loud noises, I saw a man behind his journal with a big warm tomato's soup. After 20 minutes of waiting.. I couldn't resist. I walked silently to him.. and took his soup without him noticing.

"When my soup will arrive.. I'll give it to him." I said to me.

I ate that soup in a second.. A new world record.. I was finally eating something in 2 days.. I finished my soup and starting wandering how i could explain myself to the man (Still behind his journal) but its just then that I realized that there was a strange Alien descusting thing inside my bowl.. It was something horrifing.. Hairy.. Moving...I was soo discusted that i vomited my hole soup inside the bowl.

Just then.. The man dropped his journal.. Nodded to me and said:

- Oh! You saw it too?

And now there are supposed to put some commercials over here..

Some days later I found myself in that NBC building near N.Y. ...

Why do we choose th letter "X" when we speak of variables?

 

[Neohaven]

(I hope its "stomic" lol is that it?)

As the rules of the thread say ONE question PER person, PER post... I feel obliged to tell you that it might be it, since no one cares.

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Why are we limited to only one question?

 

[metaquantum]

the correct spelling of a humans middle part (where all the food and the squishy looking things are stored) is "stomach"

and i don't think it was ment to be a question like in the "quetion" meaning

Why do we choose th letter "X" when we speak of variables?

cuz it looks so cool! you know with the pointy ends and all.. there's even four of them! woah

Why are we limited to only one question?

cuz youre all lazy asses

wohoo! i answered 2 quetions

i think that should give me the right to ask an extra question.. but then again, I am too lazy to ask

but

whats the difference between george bush, and a monkey?
(and this better be good, because i got three of em already)

 

[DaxInvader]

Well A monkey can learn things..

Like skate boarding! For the rest, they are the same.

I DO CARE ABOUT MY STOMIC! or stomach.. for the littles brains called metaquamtum... I'm not pointing at anyone!

I'm I?

Neohaven..(Except the fact that you are a very good story braker..) I MUST ask... Since I know you at school... I feel that this is the appropriate way to ask you..

Do you have facial hair?

Last time I asked.. You told me.. 42...

 

[Neohaven]

Well A monkey can learn things..

Like skate boarding! For the rest, they are the same.

I DO CARE ABOUT MY STOMIC! or stomach.. for the littles brains called metaquamtum... I'm not pointing at anyone!

I'm I?

Neohaven..(Except the fact that you are a very good story braker..) I MUST ask... Since I know you at school... I feel that this is the appropriate way to ask you..

Do you have facial hair?

Last time I asked.. You told me.. 42...

No I don't. Like I cared. No one in my family has lots of facial hair. Just means I won't have to bother cutting/shaving a beard everyday.

No flames is also part of the rules of this board, right?

 

[Math Is Hard]

No flames is also part of the rules of this board, right?

Open flames are forbidden when flammable facial fringe is visible in the forums. This practice stems from the Montana laws against maliciously mustaching mischievious Montanese minors.

Last Saturday at the strip mall, just before I was arrested for undressing, a moostachioed man in a turban approached me with two eager fists outstretched. He said, "lady, lucky lady, choose the one that reveals your fortune". I picked the left hand and he said "no, no you did it wrong, try it again." I picked the right hand and he said "no, no. you're stilll not getting it." Which one was I supposed to pick?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Last Saturday at the strip mall, just before I was arrested for undressing, a moostachioed man in a turban approached me with two eager fists outstretched. He said, "lady, lucky lady, choose the one that reveals your fortune". I picked the left hand and he said "no, no you did it wrong, try it again." I picked the right hand and he said "no, no. you're stilll not getting it." Which one was I supposed to pick?

Clearly you picked the correct one both times. It was your method of choosing that was wrong.

Once when I was perusing the 30 million profiles posted at myzoobiebrushshelter.com, that ever so addictive website where zoobies can post pictures of themselves in front of the Eiffel Brush Shelter, or mugging in front of their phone camera, I came across the odd profile of a lonely little jellyfish who had no friends but the generic friend they issue everyone when you join. She was blue, an Aries, 39, and not very talkative. She had not papered her mybrushshelter profile with a mass of provocative quotes from rock songs or posted pics of herself in jellygoth makeup and skimpy clothing, or announced she wanted to have lesbian sex with Angelina Jolie despite the fact she was mostly straight, and all that de rigeur mybrushshelter stuff, so it was no wonder she was all alone. I invited her to be my friend.

I'm wondering, though, if I didn't make a risky error. What if it turns out she's not a jellyfish at all but a fiendishly cheerful platinum blonde with an anatomically impossible figure who'd rather shop than tackle a nice quadratic equation?

 

[Mattara]

Clearly you picked the correct one both times. It was your method of choosing that was wrong.

Once when I was perusing the 30 million profiles posted at myzoobiebrushshelter.com, that ever so addictive website where zoobies can post pictures of themselves in front of the Eiffel Brush Shelter, or mugging in front of their phone camera, I came across the odd profile of a lonely little jellyfish who had no friends but the generic friend they issue everyone when you join. She was blue, an Aries, 39, and not very talkative. She had not papered her mybrushshelter profile with a mass of provocative quotes from rock songs or posted pics of herself in jellygoth makeup and skimpy clothing, or announced she wanted to have lesbian sex with Angelina Jolie despite the fact she was mostly straight, and all that de rigeur mybrushshelter stuff, so it was no wonder she was all alone. I invited her to be my friend.

I'm wondering, though, if I didn't make a risky error. What if it turns out she's not a jellyfish at all but a fiendishly cheerful platinum blonde with an anatomically impossible figure who'd rather shop than tackle a nice quadratic equation?

In fact, there are a number of socioeconomic factors and relationships to take into account when dealing with shops and stores and purchasing items from them. Leading market strategists say that their current business models of the above act does coincide with previously theorized speculations and events of the modern day haute couture and its counterpart in other areas of said problem.

Which other words is highly professional, yet also have a perverted egde to them?

 

[Leopold Infeld]

/I don't know.

Why do I don't know?

 

[MadScientist 1000]

/I don't know.

Why do I don't know?

You don't know because I don't know that you don't know that I don't know that you don't know that I don't know that I don't know.

Why must I not stop breathing?

 

[The_Thinker]

Cause your breathing won't stop you...

Why do mosquitoes bite people even though most of them that do.. die...

 

[Neohaven]

Cause your breathing won't stop you...

Why do mosquitoes bite people even though most of them that do.. die...

I think a moth bit you.

Again, why do people answer 42 to some/all questions?

 

[mathwonk]

question: why do the dumbest threads live the longest?

 

[Mattara]

Unification of GR and QM

question: why do the dumbest threads live the longest?

To explore this question, we need to take a look to the past. It has been a long an difficult path to unify GR and QM that has taken several years and several computers and notebooks to reach where I am today.

As you all know, GR or general revenue is money received by the state which can be used for any purpose. Examples of general revenue include receipts from the state income tax and general business taxes etc. QM or quartermaster on the other hand, in the United States Army, is a soldier or unit which specializes in supplying and provisioning troops in the field.

It has been long since forgotten that these two entities could bew combined without getting ridiculously implausible infinite probabilities. Further difficulty has laid in the concept of strings. CBS 60 Minutes had recently covered a story on political earmarks and found that having strings attached was one of the worst political hidden scandals they could find.

What has now been proven is that GR and QM can be unified in a satisfactory way with the aid of such technologic advances.

Should we blindly trust such unbridled ragamuffins? For brevity, I won't comment further on that, but rather on the way that dumbest threads wants to marginalize me based on my gender, race, or religion. It gets better: It actually believes that the most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly. I guess no one's ever told it that it has gotten away with so much for so long that it's lost all sense of caution, all sense of limits.

What is a limit, how do men reach it and what exactly does "NO!" mean?

 

[twisting_edge]

What is a limit, how do men reach it and what exactly does "NO!" mean?

According to Evo, "'No' is usually just a 'yes' that needs a little persuading." Headed for a felony, she is. You can impute the answer regarding men and limits fairly easily from that.

What's the deal with the Teddy Ruxpin, anyways?

 

[mathwonk]

a limit is a point such that a function's values eventually enter every nbhd of it. it is not a boundary but an accumulation point. so a mans limit would be a point he comes back to infinitely often.

 

[Math Is Hard]

According to Evo, "'No' is usually just a 'yes' that needs a little persuading." Headed for a felony, she is. You can impute the answer regarding men and limits fairly easily from that.

What's the deal with the Teddy Ruxpin, anyways?

Unfortunately, no deal has been struck with Teddy Ruxpin. In fact, Mr. Ruxpin declined to comment when asked about the matter.

"No" sounds a bit like "yes" in the southern dialect, but in the northern dialect, "yes" sounds very close to "no". Do you think this had anything to do with the great Tablecloth War of 1971 between Velda and Irlene Chowdhardt?

 

[turbo]

Unfortunately, no deal has been struck with Teddy Ruxpin. In fact, Mr. Ruxpin declined to comment when asked about the matter.

"No" sounds a bit like "yes" in the southern dialect, but in the northern dialect, "yes" sounds very close to "no". Do you think this had anything to do with the great Tablecloth War of 1971 between Velda and Irlene Chowdhardt?

The usage of "yes" and "no" could have averted that awful tragedy. The origin of the unfortunate Great Tablecloth War can be traced back to:
1) the fact that Velda and Irlene both said "uh-uh" for "no" and "uh-huh" for "yes", and:
2) they were both too vain to wear their hearing aids even though they were as deaf as posts.
The carnage was inevitable.

Do the guys get shirts?

Warning! Paul Anka is a potty-mouth. Do not click this link if you are under-age or easily offended.
http://www.noisetank.com/integrity/

 

[Math Is Hard]

Do the guys get shirts?

oh, yes. The guys get shirts. That's just the %$#@! way it is.

but why no shirts for the gals?

 

[turbo]

oh, yes. The guys get shirts. That's just the %$#@! way it is.

but why no shirts for the gals?

We like 'em without shirts!

Can we manage to get no shirts and no skirts for the gals? (just checking, not risking a smack with a frozen halibut. )

 

[twisting_edge]

Can we manage to get no shirts and no skirts for the gals?

It is, as a rule, generally easier to get nothing than it is to get something. That is to say, it requires a positive act of will (and a sometimes inordinate amount of dithering) on someone's part to apply the skirts and shirts in the first place, therefore it would require a great deal less effort to not apply the shirts and skirts ab initio.

The next quetion suggests itself: given the amount of effort involved there must clearly be some form of advantage to shirts, skirts and related items. What is it?

 

[Neohaven]

Hiding one's assets <ducks, evading the trout>, and some other minor <ducks again>, not counting stopping stupid attempts at groping.

<runs away, for fear of frozen trout slapping>

So... why do people answer 42? (notice this is the 3rd time i post this. :P)

 

[Hurkyl]

notice this is the 3rd time i post this

No, I didn't notice.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol Hordes got bored?

 

[Neohaven]

Maybe one, Maybe thousands, Maybe none. Ask Schroedinger's [sp?!] Cat.

Why does ink clog up sometimes?

 

[darsven]

A: Trick question...Ink doesn't clog up, pens do. Nice try!

Q: If you have only one eye, are you winking, or blinking?

 

[Neohaven]

A: Trick question...Ink doesn't clog up, pens do. Nice try!

Q: If you have only one eye, are you winking, or blinking?

You're closing you eye.

Why can't epsilon be smaller than 0?

 

[Mattara]

You're closing you eye.

Why can't epsilon be smaller than 0?

As in 0 in mass, volume, length, magnitude, strength, position, speed, acceleration, force, intensity, time etc.

How about the si- (gn/ne) for epsilon? Can that be negative?

 

[sas3]

A false negative approach to mining frequent itemsets from high speed transactional data streams seem possible.

Ouch, Why did I say that?

 

[Livingod]

Perhaps you didn't expect me to come out of months of hibernation (I'm glad to be back :) )

Why am I a bear?

 

[D H]

Because your not a duck.

How far can a bird fly?

 

[Livingod]

They do what now?

 

[Delzac]

How far can a bird fly?

A:Not very far if a nuclear bomb hits them.

They do what now?

A:They, as i take it refers to birds, and birds are flying in the skies as i see it.

Q: Why is the bible in the fiction section of a bookstore ?

 

[Arbitrary]

Q: Why is the bible in the fiction section of a bookstore ?

Because it is time the Bible's God be defeated, just like Zeus and Ra and a bunch of other gods and goddesses before them.

Why does typing in all caps mean anger?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Why does typing in all caps mean anger?

I've consulted several typing texts on the matter, including typing manuals for people with polydactyly, people with two left hands, and even for amputees who type with their feet and all agree that typing exclusively in capitol letters signifies anger due to a peculiar assistant of Gutenberg who used to chew lower case letters when he was in a state of wrath, apparently quite common for him, leaving him with nothing but capitols to set. History does not inform us of the reason he would choose to chew lower case letters but eschewed chewing those of the upper case. A choosy chewer.

Serendipitously this leads us to a perenial favorite quetion: " How much type would a typesetter chew if a typesetter could chew type?" Since, however, it has been asked 42.0045 times already in the course of this thread I will not repose it, choosing instead to ask: "If the Mona Lisa were alive today, and were authentically moaning, would it be because 1.) She was being tattooed, 2.) She was having a body piercing done, or 3.) Just got her credt card bill?"

 

[arunbg]

"If the Mona Lisa were alive today, and were authentically moaning, would it be because 1.) She was being tattooed, 2.) She was having a body piercing done, or 3.) Just got her credt card bill?"

No, no, no as per the paparazzi it's because on her 500th birthday, she found out that she had grown a streak of grey hair.
That made her say "Oh lame saint" referring to ... ?

 

[Moridin]

That made her say "Oh lame saint" referring to ... ?

One of the ancient Celtic writings on lunar astrology and how the starts exert profound influence on the choices you make in your life. Other interpretations, notably by Ricard M. Blosser, Ph.D in fairyology, has been that it actually represents a modern form of paralysis from analysis, which he experienced during an excavation of a medieval statues of the great Sweden King Gustav Wasa, who coincidentally liked to go skiing and, according to controversial sources that lacks independent verification, also was interested in the occult, especially the fine are of detecting small flying mythological female creatures using a broken stick.

By the way, how would one go about getting a Ph.D in fairyology?

 

[Huckleberry]

Seeing as how it is well known that all events that occur as a result of dubious circumstances are a result of the actions of fairies, it can be assumed that fairies may be responsible for all events that we do not understand. So the best way to become a fairyologist would be to master the understanding of nothing at all. When one understands nothing then the behaviours of fairies can be observed in everything.

Degrees in fairyology are offered at universities around the world. Two things are required, the ability to accept what is taught and perform it as directed at the required time, and the conviction that one actually possesses knowledge.

Yesterday I was speaking with a friend who told me he had won a battle of the bands in his city. He was very pleased and hoped to win again this year. I congratulated him on his success and remarked at how fortunate he is to have such great musical ability. His job is to party and he can hardly choose among all the women available to him. Should I be envious of him?

 

[NeoDevin]

Yesterday I was speaking with a friend who told me he had won a battle of the bands in his city. He was very pleased and hoped to win again this year. I congratulated him on his success and remarked at how fortunate he is to have such great musical ability. His job is to party and he can hardly choose among all the women available to him. Should I be envious of him?

No, time spent being envious could better be spent finding women for yourself.

Can you find women by yourself?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Can you find women by yourself?

Yes, it they're Miss Teen USA contestants and you have a map.

Recently when I was crawling on all fours around the cafe, La Souris Perdue I realized I had no map. Regardless, I found a woman and, tugging on her skirt I called up to her "Je suis perdue!" Pinning my tail to the floor with her foot, she reached down, grabbed me by the scruff of the neck, lifted me up, and staring down her nose at me she said "Are you a zoobie or a mouse?"

"I'm neither. I'm a bunch of grocery clerks paying a bill by collecting a lost delivery boy. Are you Miss Teen U.S.A.?"

"I'm neither. I'm Miss Teen Iraq, or Miss Teen South Afrika. Possibly Miss Teen Asia. Are you lost?

"I'm neither. I've cracked the Da Vinci code, and I've swum the channel. I have danced the last tango in Paris, and rode the Titanic all the way to the bottom. I have asked what I could do for my country and I have written riddles for the Sphinx. I have solved triangles and made squares more complicated. I have drunk moonshine on a chilly November night in August wrapped in the skin of a bear I killed with his own hands. Who does not like the Simpsons and why?"

"Whore you calling insensible??"

 

[Moridin]

"Whore you calling insensible??"

Insensibility thinks that its besotted, abusive claque is a benign and charitable agency. Unfortunately for it, it's wrong. The following text regards my complaints of recent days against it and its subtle but semi-intelligible attempts to create a regime of inhumane barbarism. Throughout history, there has been a clash between those who wish to help people break free of the insensible cycle of oppression and those who wish to create a world without history, without philosophy, without science, without reason -- a world without beauty of any kind, without art, without literature, without culture. Naturally, insensibility belongs to the latter category.

What can we do in the presence of this great injustice?

 

[Jungy]

What can we do in the presence of this great injustice?

Just hide in a bomb shelter.


What's 1 + 7?

 

[Huckleberry]

it's the original concept for the Van Halen almbum, OU812. It's kind of like a donut. You start in the middle then work your way out. It's all about the symbolism of migrant seagulls as they fly from coast to coast over vast areas of land using nothing but a highly developed sensitivity to industrial sized deep fat fryers to guide them.

So I was driving to a shopping mall the other day and not far away in the parking lot of MacDonalds I saw this seagull poking around some trash. It obviously found something that it liked because I saw its head roll back and it started bobbing it's neck up and down as it swallowed what looked to be an entire Big Mac. I felt certain that the gull would choke on this, comparatively, monstrous meal. I was about to run over there and render medical aid to what I thought would be an asphyxiating seagull, but sure enough the burger began to move down it's neck. The gross disfigurement of the burger sliding down this bird's gullet was reminiscent of Tom and Jerry cartoons I watched as a child. I could have been no more surprised than if this avian anomoly had consumed an umbrella whole and then opened it inside himself by some miraculous prestidigitation. Before I knew it I was walking into Best Buy to pick up some ink for my photo scanner while humming to myself 'All beef pattie, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.' The door attendant greeted me cordially. I couldn't help but feel that my loose grasp on reality had somehow been irreversibly shaken.

Can a seagull fly after eating an entire Big Mac in one muscular contraction?

 

[zoobyshoe]

Can a seagull fly after eating an entire Big Mac in one muscular contraction?

This study:

seagullswallowxssw12

indicates that most seagulls can fly after eating an entire Big Mac in one muscular convulsion. In fact, they may do it after up to four muscular convulsions before their ability to fly is compromised. After five muscular convulsions 34.77% of seagulls experienced a sudden loss of the ability to get themselves airborn, and of those, 73.12% could not even fly aboard commercial airliners (unless there was a goat sacrifice.)

How many seagulls must be sacrificed before a goat can fly?

 

[Huckleberry]

Only the entire Flock of Seagulls must be sacrificed. Ironically enough, Flock of Seagulls gained their popularity by selling their souls to a demonic goat. He said "By my bless-ed beard I shall endow your scalp with hair that defies the very laws of nature, and it shall be the source of your supernatural ability." Like all demons, his gifts were as twisted as the horns on his head. He gave Flock of Seagulls the ability to supernaturally suck. Then he jammed their souls onto fish hooks and stuck them in his favorite fishing hat before flying away to relax by his timeshare along the river Styx.

What is the going rate for a timeshare in Hades these days?

 

[Math Is Hard]

Only the entire Flock of Seagulls must be sacrificed. Ironically enough, Flock of Seagulls gained their popularity by selling their souls to a demonic goat. He said "By my bless-ed beard I shall endow your scalp with hair that defies the very laws of nature, and it shall be the source of your supernatural ability." Like all demons, his gifts were as twisted as the horns on his head. <edit: blasphemy> Then he jammed their souls onto fish hooks and stuck them in his favorite fishing hat before flying away to relax by his timeshare along the river Styx.

What is the going rate for a timeshare in Hades these days?

Hades, Nevada? I wasn't paying attention during the presentation about the timeshare. I just wanted to get my free bagel slicer and get the hell out of there.

Not only has my attention span become a distracting problem, but I seem to be developing mild jellybean synesthesia. All the pink ones taste like cotton candy, the green ones taste of lime, and the yellow ones produce definite banana flavor sensations. I don't know how I came to acquire such peculiar associations, but it seems the only remedy is to hold my nose. Do you think I should see a specialist?

 

[daveb]

Do you think I should see a specialist?

Why in the world would anyone want to see that movie, let alone any Stallone movie? Yes, it also starred the wonderful James Woods, but even that's not enough to get me to see that movie! About the only Stallone movie I can stand is Victory (a relatively decent movie if you haven't seen it), despite the fact he's in it. Do you suppose he'll make another tired remake of Rocky?