Bad translator = funny translations

[micromass]

Some fun with online translators:

Original English: Pengwuino doesn't like Justin Bieber.
Belarusian : Pengwuino не падабаецца Джасцін Бибер.
Back to English : Pengwuino do not like Justin Bieber.
Lithuanian : Pengwuino nepatinka Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino do not like Justin Bieber.
Greek : Pengwuino δεν αρέσει Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
Irish : Pengwuino ní cosúil le Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
Norwegian : Pengwuino ikke liker Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino not like Justin Bieber.
Belarusian : Pengwuino не падабаецца Джасцін Бибер.
Back to English : Pengwuino do not like Justin Bieber.
Swedish : Pengwuino tycker inte om Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino do not like Justin Bieber.
Haitian Creole : Pengwuino pa renmen Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino love Justin Bieber.
Portuguese : Pengwuino amor Justin Bieber.
Back to English : Pengwuino love Justin Bieber.

Result: Pengwuino love Justin Bieber.

 

[micromass]

Original English: Evo is the Supreme Lard.
Chinese Traditional : EVO是最高的豬油。
Back to English : EVO is the highest lard.
Estonian : EVO on kõrgeim searasv.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Ukranian : EVO є найвищим у свиней.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Estonian : EVO on kõrgeim sigadel.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Bulgarian : EVO е най-високата в прасета.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Thai : EVO คือสูงสุดในสุกร
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Arabic : EVO هو أعلى في الخنازير.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Portuguese: Portugal : EVO é a mais alta em suínos.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Indonesian : EVO adalah yang tertinggi di babi.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Persian : EVO بالاترین در خوک است.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Icelandic : EVO er hæsta í svínum.
Back to English : Evo is the highest in pigs.
Belarusian : Эва з'яўляецца самым высокім у свіней.
Back to English : Evo is the highest in pigs.
Japanese : Evoは豚で最高です。
Back to English : Evo is the best in the pig.
Portuguese : Evo é o melhor do porco.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Galician : Evo é a mellor carne de porco.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Romanian : Evo este cea mai bună carne de porc.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Russian : Эво является лучшим свинины.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Chinese Traditional : EVO是最好的豬肉。
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.
Macedonian : EVO е најдобар свинско месо.
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.
Latvian : EVO ir labākais cūkgaļa.
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.

Result: EVO is the best pork.

 

[Char. Limit]

Oooh, do me, do me!

 

[micromass]

Oooh, do me, do me!

Original English: Char Limit is the Supreme Cheezburger!
Tagalog : Magpasinda Limit ay ang kataas-taasang Cheezburger!
Back to English : Char Limit is the supreme Cheezburger?
Finnish : Char Limit on ylin Cheezburger?
Back to English : Char Limit is the highest Cheezburger?
Estonian : Char Limit on kõrgeim Cheezburger?
Back to English : Char Limit is the highest Cheezburger?
Polish : Char Limit jest najwyższym Cheezburger?
Back to English : Char Limit is the highest Cheezburger?
Chinese : 字符限制是最高的Cheezburger？
Back to English : Character limit is the highest Cheezburger?
Ukranian : Символ межа високих Cheezburger?
Back to English : Character limit of high Cheezburger?
Hungarian : Karakter limit magas Cheezburger?
Back to English : Character limit of high Cheezburger?
Serbian : Ограничење броја карактера високог Цхеезбургер?
Back to English : Character limit of high Cheezburger?
Slovak : Obmedzenie počtu znakov vysoké Cheezburger?
Back to English : Limiting the number of characters high Cheezburger?
Lithuanian : Apribojimas simbolių skaičius aukštos Cheezburger?
Back to English : Restriction on the number of characters high Cheezburger?
Chinese Simplified : 高Cheezburger字符数的限制？
Back to English : High Cheezburger limit the number of characters?
Irish : Cheezburger Ard-teorainn le líon na carachtair?
Back to English : Cheezburger High limit the number of characters?
Vietnamese : Cheezburger cao hạn chế số lượng ký tự?
Back to English : High Cheezburger limit the number of characters?
Vietnamese : Cheezburger cao hạn chế số lượng ký tự?
Back to English : High Cheezburger limit the number of characters?
Welsh : Uchel Cheezburger cyfyngu ar nifer y cymeriadau?
Back to English : High Cheezburger limit the number of characters?
Yiddish : הויך טשעעזבורגער שיעור די נומער פון אותיות?
Back to English : High tsheezburger limit the number of characters?
Arabic : tsheezburger عالية تحد من عدد الحروف؟
Back to English : tsheezburger high limits the number of letters?
Korean : 높은 tsheezburger 문자의 수를 제한?
Back to English : Limit the number of high-tsheezburger character?
Portuguese: Portugal : Limitar o número de high-tsheezburger personagem?
Back to English : Limit the number of high-tsheezburger character?
Belarusian : Абмяжуйце колькасць высокім tsheezburger характар?
Back to English : Limit the number of high tsheezburger character?

Result: Limit the number of high tsheezburger character?

 

[micromass]

Here is the site by the way: http://www.ackuna.com/badtranslator

 

[Evo]

Original English: Evo is the Supreme Lard.
Chinese Traditional : EVO是最高的豬油。
Back to English : EVO is the highest lard.
Estonian : EVO on kõrgeim searasv.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Ukranian : EVO є найвищим у свиней.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Estonian : EVO on kõrgeim sigadel.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Bulgarian : EVO е най-високата в прасета.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Thai : EVO คือสูงสุดในสุกร
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Arabic : EVO هو أعلى في الخنازير.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Portuguese: Portugal : EVO é a mais alta em suínos.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Indonesian : EVO adalah yang tertinggi di babi.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Persian : EVO بالاترین در خوک است.
Back to English : EVO is the highest in pigs.
Icelandic : EVO er hæsta í svínum.
Back to English : Evo is the highest in pigs.
Belarusian : Эва з'яўляецца самым высокім у свіней.
Back to English : Evo is the highest in pigs.
Japanese : Evoは豚で最高です。
Back to English : Evo is the best in the pig.
Portuguese : Evo é o melhor do porco.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Galician : Evo é a mellor carne de porco.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Romanian : Evo este cea mai bună carne de porc.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Russian : Эво является лучшим свинины.
Back to English : Evo is the best pork.
Chinese Traditional : EVO是最好的豬肉。
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.
Macedonian : EVO е најдобар свинско месо.
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.
Latvian : EVO ir labākais cūkgaļa.
Back to English : EVO is the best pork.

Result: EVO is the best pork.

Buwahaha! LOVE IT!

 

[Char. Limit]

Thanks Micro!

Psst... look down!

 

[Evo]

Original English: Micromass the Supreme onion.

French : Micromass l'oignon suprême.
Back to English : Micromass Supreme onion.
Chinese Traditional : 洋蔥微小腫瘤最高。
Back to English : Onion highest tiny tumors.
Norwegian : Løk høyeste bittesmå tumorer.
Back to English : Onion highest tiny tumors.
Hebrew : בצל גידולים זעירים ביותר.
Back to English : In the shadow of tiny tumors.
Hungarian : A daganatok apró árnyékában.
Back to English : In the shadow of the tiny tumors.
Slovak : In the shadow of tiny nádory.
Back to English : In the shadow of tiny tumors.
Japanese : 小さな腫瘍の影で。
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Italian : All'ombra dei piccoli tumori.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Norwegian : I skyggen av små tumorer.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.

Result: In the shadow of small tumors.

 

[micromass]

Original English: Micromass the Supreme onion.

French : Micromass l'oignon suprême.
Back to English : Micromass Supreme onion.
Chinese Traditional : 洋蔥微小腫瘤最高。
Back to English : Onion highest tiny tumors.
Norwegian : Løk høyeste bittesmå tumorer.
Back to English : Onion highest tiny tumors.
Hebrew : בצל גידולים זעירים ביותר.
Back to English : In the shadow of tiny tumors.
Hungarian : A daganatok apró árnyékában.
Back to English : In the shadow of the tiny tumors.
Slovak : In the shadow of tiny nádory.
Back to English : In the shadow of tiny tumors.
Japanese : 小さな腫瘍の影で。
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Italian : All'ombra dei piccoli tumori.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.
Norwegian : I skyggen av små tumorer.
Back to English : In the shadow of small tumors.

Result: In the shadow of small tumors.

Yes, I am the Supreme Tumor!

Original English: Division by zero is a one-to-many operation, and thus is not allowed.
Welsh : Is-adran gan sero yn llawdriniaeth un-i-lawer, ac nid yw felly yn cael ei ganiatáu.
Back to English : Division by zero in one-to-many operation, and is not therefore be granted.
Haitian Creole : Divizyon pa zero nan operasyon yon sèl-a-anpil, epi yo pa Se poutèt sa se yo yo te akòde.
Back to English : Division by zero in operation for one-to-many, and not because they were granted.
Chinese Traditional : 一個操作零部很多，而不是因為他們被授予。
Back to English : A lot of parts and operation, not because they were granted.
Swahili : mengi you sehemu na kazi, si kwa sababu walikuwa na nafasi.
Back to English : Many of the parts and labor, not because they have a chance.
Slovak : Mnoho dielov a práce, nie preto, že majú šancu.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, not because they have a chance.
Swedish : Många delar och arbete, inte därför att de har en chans.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, not because they have a chance.
Hindi : कई भागों और परिश्रम, वे एक मौका है क्योंकि नहीं है.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, they do not have a chance.
Greek : Πολλά ανταλλακτικά και εργασία, δεν έχουν μια πιθανότητα.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, have a chance.
Tagalog : Maraming mga bahagi at labor, may isang pagkakataon.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, have a chance.
Spanish : Muchas partes y mano de obra, tienen una oportunidad.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, have a chance.
Slovak : Mnohé dielce a prácu, majú šancu.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, have a chance.
Bulgarian : Много части и труд, да имат шанс.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, to have a chance.
Norwegian : Mange deler og arbeid, å ha en sjanse.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, to have a chance.
Albanian : Shumë pjesë dhe të punës, që të ketë një shans.
Back to English : Many parts and labor, to have a chance.
Thai : หลายส่วนและแรงงานที่จะมีโอกาส
Back to English : Several parts and labor will have a chance.
Polish : Kilka części i będzie miał szansę.
Back to English : Some parts will have a chance.
German : Einige Teile haben eine Chance.
Back to English : Some parts have a chance.
Greek : Κάποια μέρη έχουν μια ευκαιρία.
Back to English : Some parties have a chance.
Macedonian : Некои партии имаат шанса.
Back to English : Some parties have a chance.
Albanian : Disa parti kanë një shans.
Back to English : Some parties have a chance.

Result: Some parties have a chance.

 

[Evo]

Original: Lisab is a wood nymph.

Portuguese : Lisab é uma ninfa de madeira.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Danish : Lisab er et træ nymfe.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Estonian : Lisab on puidu nymph.
Back to English : Inserts are wood movies.

Result: Inserts are wood movies.

 

[micromass]

Original English: Greg is the owner of physics forums
Spanish : Greg es el dueño de los foros de la física
Back to English : Greg is the owner of physics forums
Portuguese : Greg é o proprietário da física fóruns
Back to English : Greg is the owner of physics forums
Arabic : جريج هو صاحب المحافل الفيزياء
Back to English : Greg is the owner of physics forums
Hungarian : Greg tulajdonosa a fizika fórumok
Back to English : Greg is owned by the physics forums
Slovenian : Greg je v lasti forumih fizike
Back to English : Greg has held forums physics
Chinese Simplified : 格雷格曾担任论坛物理学
Back to English : Greg has served as forum Physics
Latvian : Greg ir bijis forums Fizika
Back to English : Greg has been a forum Physics
Portuguese: Portugal : Greg tem sido um fórum de Física
Back to English : Greg has been a forum for Physics
Afrikaans : Greg is 'n forum vir Fisika
Back to English : Greg is a forum for Physics
German : Greg ist ein Forum für Physik
Back to English : Greg is a forum for physics

Result: Greg is a forum for physics

 

[micromass]

Original English: Rhody likes to eat ghost peppers.
Persian : Rhody را دوست دارد به خوردن فلفل شبح.
Back to English : Rhody loves to eat the ghost pepper.
Icelandic : Rhody elskar að borða draugur pipar.
Back to English : Rhody loves to eat ghost pepper.
Swedish : Rhody älskar att äta spöke peppar.
Back to English : Rhody loves to eat ghost pepper.
Lithuanian : Rhody mėgsta valgyti vaiduoklis pipirų.
Back to English : Rhode likes to eat a ghost pepper.
Chinese Simplified : 罗德岛喜欢吃鬼辣椒。
Back to English : Rhode Island like to eat a ghost chili.
Maltese : Rhode Island simili li tiekol CHILI ghost.
Back to English : Rhode Island ghost like to eat chili.
Portuguese : Rhode Ilha fantasma gosta de comer chili.
Back to English : Rhode Island ghost likes to eat chili.
Turkish : Rhode Island hayalet biber yemek için sever.
Back to English : Rhode Island ghost likes to eat chili.
Filipino : Ghost Rhode Island paggusto kumain sili.
Back to English : Rhode Island ghost likes to eat chili.

Result: Rhode Island ghost likes to eat chili.

 

[Evo]

Original English: Rhody likes to eat ghost peppers.
Persian : Rhody را دوست دارد به خوردن فلفل شبح.
Back to English : Rhody loves to eat the ghost pepper.
Icelandic : Rhody elskar að borða draugur pipar.
Back to English : Rhody loves to eat ghost pepper.
Swedish : Rhody älskar att äta spöke peppar.
Back to English : Rhody loves to eat ghost pepper.
Lithuanian : Rhody mėgsta valgyti vaiduoklis pipirų.
Back to English : Rhode likes to eat a ghost pepper.
Chinese Simplified : 罗德岛喜欢吃鬼辣椒。
Back to English : Rhode Island like to eat a ghost chili.
Maltese : Rhode Island simili li tiekol CHILI ghost.
Back to English : Rhode Island ghost like to eat chili.
Portuguese : Rhode Ilha fantasma gosta de comer chili.
Back to English : Rhode Island ghost likes to eat chili.
Turkish : Rhode Island hayalet biber yemek için sever.
Back to English : Rhode Island ghost likes to eat chili.
Filipino : Ghost Rhode Island paggusto kumain sili.
Back to English : Rhode Island ghost likes to eat chili.

Result: Rhode Island ghost likes to eat chili.

 

[micromass]

Original English : Kevin Axion should study mathematics. Engineering is not fun enough.
Swahili : Kevin Axion wanapaswa kujifunza hisabati. Uhandisi si fun kutosha.
Back to English : Axion Kevin should learn mathematics. Engineering is not fun enough.
Korean : Axion 케빈 수학을 배울 것입니다. 공학 충분히 재미하지 않습니다.
Back to English : Axion Kevin will learn math. Engineering is not fun enough.
Korean : Axion 케빈이 수학을 배우게됩니다. 공학 충분히 재미하지 않습니다.
Back to English : Axion Kevin will learn math. Engineering is not fun enough.
Latvian : Axion Kevin mācīties matemātiku. Engineering nav jautri pietiekami.
Back to English : Axion Kevin to study mathematics. Engineering is not fun enough.
Estonian : Axion Kevin õppida matemaatikat. Ehitus ei ole lõbus piisa.
Back to English : Axion Kevin to study mathematics. Construction is not fun enough.
Hebrew : AXION קווין ללמוד מתמטיקה. בניה לא כיף מספיק.
Back to English : AXION Queen to study mathematics. Construction is not fun enough.
Chinese : 公理皇后学习数学。建设不足够的乐趣。
Back to English : Axiom Queen mathematics. Building is not enough fun.
Vietnamese : Tiên đề Nữ hoàng toán học. Xây dựng không phải là đủ thú vị.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. Construction is not interesting enough.
Norwegian : Queen of matematiske aksiomer. Konstruksjonen er ikke interessant nok.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. The design is not interesting NOK.
Persian : ملکه بدیهیات ریاضی. طراحی NOK جالب نمی باشد.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. NOK design is not interesting.
Chinese : 女王的数学公理。挪威克朗设计不感兴趣。
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. NOK design is not interested.
Hebrew : המלכה של אקסיומות מתמטיות. עיצוב NOK אינו מעוניין.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. NOK is not interested in design.
Korean : 수학 axioms의 여왕. NOK는 디자인에 관심이되지 않습니다.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. NOK is not interested in the design.
Maltese : Reġina ta 'axioms matematiċi. NOK ma jkunx interessat fl-disinn.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. NOK is not interested in design.
Hungarian : Queen of matematikai axiómák. NOK nem érdekli a design.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. Women are not interested in the design.
Icelandic : Queen stærðfræðilegra frumforsendur. Konur eru ekki áhuga á hönnun.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. Women are not interested in design.
Slovenian : Queen matematičnih aksiomov. Ženske ne zanima design.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. Women are not interested in design.
English : Queen of mathematical axioms. Women are not interested in design.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. Women are not interested in design.
Afrikaans : Koningin van die wiskundige aksiomas. Die vroue is nie geïnteresseerd in die ontwerp.
Back to English : Queen of mathematical axioms. The women are not interested in the design.

Result: Queen of mathematical axioms. The women are not interested in the design.

 

[Evo]

Original: Turbo loves to grill

German : Turbo liebt es, grill
Back to English : Turbo loves, grill
Latvian : Turbo mīl, grils
Back to English : Turbo love barbeque
Greek : Turbo αγάπη μπάρμπεκιου σε διαμορφωμένο
Back to English : Turbo love BBQ in merchandising
Lithuanian : Turbo love GRILIS, suteikiamai prekiavimo
Back to English : Turbo love BBQ, in the form of marketing
Dutch : Turbo liefde BBQ, in de vorm van marketing
Back to English : Turbo love BBQ, in the form of marketing
German : Turbo Liebe BBQ, in der Form des Marketings
Back to English : Turbo love BBQ, in the form of marketing
Thai : Turbo รักบะหมี่ปีก ในรูปแบบของการตลาด
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wings In the form of marketing
Dutch : Turbo liefde noodle vleugels In de vorm van marketing
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wings In the form of marketing
Dutch : Turbo liefde noodle vleugels In de vorm van marketing
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wings In the form of marketing
Russian : Турбо любовь лапши крылья В виде маркетинга
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wings in the form of marketing
Chinese Simplified : 涡轮爱面条翅膀的营销形式
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wing forms of marketing
Slovenian : Turbo ljubezen Rezanec krilo oblik trženja
Back to English : Turbo love Noodle wing forms of marketing
French : Turbo amour Noodle aile formes de marketing
Back to English : Turbo love Noodle wing forms of marketing
Indonesian : Turbo cinta mie sayap bentuk pemasaran
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wing form of marketing
Thai : Turbo รักบะหมี่ปีกฟอร์มของการตลาด
Back to English : Turbo love noodle wing form of marketing
Spanish : Forma de ala de fideos Turbo amor de marketing
Back to English : Shape of noodles wing Turbo love of marketing
Hebrew : הצורה האהבה של טורבו האגף נודלס שיווק
Back to English : The shape of love of noodles wing Turbo marketing
Chinese Simplified : 面条翼涡轮营销的爱的形状
Back to English : Noodle wing shape of the love of Turbo marketing
Turkish : Şehriye kanat şekli Turbo pazarlama aşk
Back to English : Love the noodle wing shape of Turbo marketing
Turkish : Turbo pazarlama şehriye kanat şekli seviyorum
Back to English : I love the shape of the wing Turbo marketing noodle

Result: I love the shape of the wing Turbo marketing noodle

 

[micromass]

Original: Jimmy Snyder always makes me laugh.

Lithuanian : Jimmy Snyderis visada mane juoktis.
Back to English : Jimmy Snyder always laugh at me.
Lithuanian : Jimmy Snyderis man visada juoktis.
Back to English : Jimmy Snyder I always laugh.
Macedonian : Џими Снајдер Јас секогаш се смеам.
Back to English : Jimmy Snyder I always laugh.
Hindi : जिमी स्नाइडर मैं हमेशा हँसते.
Back to English : Jimmy Snyder I always laugh.
Czech : Jimmy Snyder Vždycky jsem se smát.
Back to English : Jimmy Snyder I always laugh.
Chinese Traditional : 麥斯奈德我總是笑。
Back to English : Max Ned I always laugh.
Arabic : ماكس نيد أضحك دائما.
Back to English : Max Ned always laugh.
Tagalog : Max Ned ay laging tumawa.
Back to English : Max Ned always laugh.
Haitian Creole : Max Ned toujou ri.
Back to English : Max Ned always laugh.
Swahili : Max Ned daima laugh.
Back to English : Max Ned always laugh.
Korean : 최대 네드는 항상 웃음.
Back to English : Ned always laugh maximum.
German : Ned lachen immer maximal.
Back to English : Ned always laugh at the maximum.
Bulgarian : Нед винаги се смея на максимално.
Back to English : Sun always laugh at maximum.
Catalan : Sol sempre es riuen de màxima.
Back to English : Sun always laugh at maximum.
Vietnamese : CN luôn luôn cười tối đa.
Back to English : Sun has always laughed at.
Japanese : 太陽はいつも笑ったしています。
Back to English : The sun has always laughed.
Czech : Slunce vždy se zasmál.
Back to English : The sun always laughed.
Tagalog : Ang araw ay laging laughed.
Back to English : The sun always laughed.
Belarusian : Сонца заўсёды смяяўся.
Back to English : The sun is always laughing.
Danish : Solen er altid griner.
Back to English : The sun is always laughing.

Result: The sun is always laughing.

 

[Evo]

Original: Monique has green eyes and studies worms

Estonian : Monique on rohelised silmad ja uuringute ussid
Back to English : Monique has green eyes and studies of worms
Latvian : Monique ir zaļas acis un pētījumi par tārpiem
Back to English : Monique has green eyes and the study of worms
Finnish : Monique on Vihreät silmät ja madoilta tutkimus
Back to English : Monique has Green eyes and worms research
Czech : Monika má zelené oči a červy výzkum
Back to English : Monika has green eyes and worms research
Greek : Monika έχει πράσινα μάτια και σκουλήκια έρευνας
Back to English : Monika has green eyes and worms research
Slovak : Monika má zelené oči a červov výskumu
Back to English : Monika has green eyes and worms research
Slovenian : Monika ima zelene oči in polži raziskave
Back to English : Monika has green eyes and snails research
Slovak : Monika má zelené oči a slimáky výskumu
Back to English : Monika has green eyes and snails research
Haitian Creole : Monika gen je vèt ak escargots rechèch
Back to English : Monika have eyes green and escargots research
Romanian : Monika au ochi verzi şi cercetare escargots
Back to English : Monika research have green eyes and escargots
Latvian : Monika pētniecība ir zaļas acis un escargots
Back to English : Monika research has green eyes and an escargot
Japanese : 緑色の目と、エスカルゴ モニカーの研究をしています。
Back to English : Has green eyes and escargot moniker research.
Ukranian : Має зелені очі і равликів Кличка дослідження.
Back to English : Has green eyes and snails Moniker.
Arabic : وقد العيون الخضراء والقواقع اللقب.
Back to English : Snails have green eyes.
German : Schnecken haben grüne Augen.
Back to English : Snails have green eyes.
Hungarian : Csiga zöld szemek van.
Back to English : Snail green eyes are.
English : Snail green eyes are.
Back to English : Snail green eyes are.
Swedish : Snigel gröna ögon är.
Back to English : Snail green eyes are.
Bulgarian : Охлюв зелени очи са.
Back to English : Snail green eyes are.
Dutch : Slak groene ogen zijn.
Back to English : Snail green eyes.

Result: Snail green eyes.

 

[micromass]

Original: Ivan, I will never give you up! I'll never let you down, and I won't run around and desert you!

Persian : ایوان ، من شما را هرگز! من شما را هیچ گاه اجازه نمی کردن ، و من را اجرا خواهد کرد به اطراف و بیابان شما!
Back to English : Ivan, I never! I never let you down, and I will run around and desert you!
Galician : Ivan, nunca! Nunca deixar a abaixo, e vou correr arredor e deserto ti!
Back to English : Ivan, ever! Never let you down, and I run around and desert you!
Vietnamese : Ivan, bao giờ hết! Không bao giờ cho phép bạn xuống, và tôi chạy xung quanh và sa mạc!
Back to English : Ivan, ever! Never let you down, and I run around and desert!
Dutch : Ivan, ooit! Je nooit teleurstellen, en ik ren rond en woestijn!
Back to English : Ivan, ever! You never disappoint, and I run around and desert!
French : Ivan, jamais! Vous n'avez jamais décevoir, et je courir et désert!
Back to English : Ivan, never! You never disappoint, and I run around and desert!
Malay : Ivan, tidak pernah! Anda tidak pernah mengecewakan, dan saya berlari-lari dan padang pasir!
Back to English : Ivan, never! You never disappoint, and I ran around and desert!
Latvian : Ivan, nekad! Jūs nekad pievilt, un es skrēja apkārt un tuksnesī!
Back to English : Ivan, never! You never disappoint, and I ran around and desert!
Dutch : Ivan, nooit! Je nooit teleur, en ik liep rond en dessert!
Back to English : Ivan, never! You never disappoint, and I walked around and desert!
Albanian : Ivan, nuk! Ju nuk gaboj, dhe duke ecur e duke shkretëtirë!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You did not disappoint, and while walking the desert!
Portuguese: Portugal : Ivan, não! Você não decepcionou, e enquanto caminhava no deserto!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You did not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Persian : ایوان ، نه! شما نا امید نیست ، و در حالی که راه رفتن در صحرا!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You did not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Yiddish : איוואן, ניט! איר האט נישט אַנטוישן, און בשעת געגאנגען אין די מדבר!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You did not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Indonesian : Ivan, tidak! Anda tidak mengecewakan, dan sementara berjalan di padang pasir!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You do not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Danish : Ivan, nej! Du behøver ikke skuffe, og mens du går i ørkenen!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You do not disappoint, and while walking in the desert!
Romanian : Ivan, nu! Tu nu dezamăgi, în timp ce mersul pe jos şi în deşert!
Back to English : Ivan, no! You do not disappoint, while walking in the desert!
Catalan : Ivan, no! No defrauda, ​​mentre caminava al desert!
Back to English : Ivan, no! Do not disappoint, as he walked in the desert!
Turkish : Ivan, hayır! O çölde yürürken, hayal kırıklığına etmeyin!
Back to English : Ivan, no! He walked in the desert, do not be disappointed!
Lithuanian : Ivanas, ne! Jis vaikščiojo dykumos, neturi būti nuvilti!
Back to English : Ivan, no! He walked in the desert, do not be disappointed!
Japanese : イワン、ない！彼は砂漠で歩いた、失望しないでください！
Back to English : Ivan, no! He walked in the desert, please do not despair!
Hebrew : איוון, לא! הוא הלך במדבר, אנא אל ייאוש!
Back to English : Ivan, no! He went to the desert, please do not despair!

Result: Ivan, no! He went to the desert, please do not despair!

 

[Evo]

Micro, you're the best!

 

[micromass]

Original: We all know that Borek is a simple pole in a complex plane.

Romanian : Ştim cu toţii că Borek este un pol simplu într-un plan complex.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a simple pole in a complex plan.
Norwegian : Vi vet alle at Borek er en enkel pol i et komplekst plan.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a simple pole in the complex plane.
Estonian : Me kõik teame, et Borek on lihtne pole keerulise lennukiga.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is not a simple complex plane.
Czech : Všichni víme, že Borek není jednoduché komplexní rovině.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a simple complex plane.
Danish : Vi ved alle, at Borek er en simpel komplekse plan.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a simple complex plane.
Norwegian : Vi vet alle at Borek er et enkelt komplekse planet.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a single complex plane.
Tagalog : Namin ang lahat ng malaman na ang Borek ay isang solong komplikadong eroplano.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a single complex plane.
Danish : Vi ved alle, at Borek er en enkelt komplekse plan.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is a single complex plane.
Polish : Wszyscy wiemy, że Borek jest jednym płaszczyźnie zespolonej.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the complex plane.
Portuguese : Todos nós sabemos que é um Borek do plano complexo.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the complex plane.
Swedish : Vi vet alla att Borek är en av de komplexa planet.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the complex plane.
Vietnamese : Chúng ta đều biết rằng Borek là một trong những máy bay phức tạp.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the complex plane.
Finnish : Me kaikki tiedämme, että Borek on yksi monimutkainen kone.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of a complex machine.
Spanish : Todos sabemos que Borek es uno de una máquina compleja.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of a complex machine.
Filipino : Namin ang lahat ng malaman na ang Borek ay isa ng isang komplikadong machine.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of a complex machine.
Latvian : Mēs visi zinām, ka Borek ir viens no sarežģīta mašīna.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the most complex machine.
Ukranian : Ми всі знаємо, що Borek є одним із самих складних машин.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the most complex machines.
Icelandic : Við vitum öll að Borek er eitt af mest flókin vél.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the most complex machine.
Romanian : Ştim cu toţii că Borek este una dintre cele mai complexe maşină.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the most complex machine.
Italian : Sappiamo tutti che Borek è una delle macchine più complesse.
Back to English : We all know that Borek is one of the more complex machines.

Result: We all know that Borek is one of the more complex machines.

 

[micromass]

Original: You are coming down with me. Hand in unlovable hand.

Croatian : Vi ste silazi sa mnom. Ruka u ruci nedopadljiv.
Back to English : Are you down with me. Hand in unlovable hand.
Latvian : Vai jūs ar mani. Roku nemīlams rokā.
Back to English : Are you with me. Hand in unlovable hand.
Greek : Είσαι μαζί μου. Χέρι με χέρι απωθητικός.
Back to English : Are you with me. Hand in hand repulsive.
Maltese : Inti miegħi. Id f'id repulsive.
Back to English : You with me. Together repulsive.
Icelandic : Þú með mér. Saman fráhrindandi.
Back to English : You with me. Together repulsive.
Chinese Traditional : 你跟我。一起令人厭惡的。
Back to English : You and me. With repulsive.
Russian : Ты и я. С отталкивающей.
Back to English : You and me. With repulsive.
Norwegian : Du og meg. Med frastøtende.
Back to English : You and me. With repulsive.
Greek : Εσύ κι εγώ. Με αποκρουστική.
Back to English : You and me. With foul.
Arabic : لي ولكم. مع وجود مؤامرة.
Back to English : You and me. With the existence of a conspiracy.
Dutch : Jij en ik. Met het bestaan ​​van een samenzwering.
Back to English : You and me. The existence of a conspiracy.
Malay : Anda dan saya. Kewujudan konspirasi.
Back to English : You and me. The existence of a conspiracy.
Malay : Anda dan saya. Kewujudan konspirasi.
Back to English : You and me. The existence of a conspiracy.
Danish : Dig og mig. Eksistensen af ​​en sammensværgelse.
Back to English : You and me. The existence of a conspiracy.
Hungarian : Te és én. Létezik egy összeesküvés.
Back to English : You and me. There is a conspiracy.
French : Vous et moi. Il you une conspiration.
Back to English : You and me. There is a conspiracy.
Icelandic : Þú og ég. Það er samsæri.
Back to English : You and me. It's a conspiracy.
Swedish : Du och jag. Det är en konspiration.
Back to English : You and me. It's a conspiracy.
Slovak : Ty a ja. Je to sprisahanie.
Back to English : You and me. It's a conspiracy.
Serbian : Ти и ја. То је завера.
Back to English : You and me. It is a conspiracy.

You and me. It is a conspiracy.

 

[micromass]

Original: I wonder what drizzle is up to...

Catalan : Em pregunto què és el plugim fins ...
Back to English : I wonder what to drizzle ...
Persian : من تعجب می کنم که چه به نم نم باران...
Back to English : I wonder what the drizzle ...
Estonian : Ma ei tea, mida tibutama ...
Back to English : I do not know what a drizzle of ...
Welsh : Nid wyf yn gwybod beth mae mymryn o ...
Back to English : I do not know what a bit of ...
Maltese : I do not know dak daqsxejn ta '...
Back to English : I do not know what a bit of ...
Slovak : Neviem, čo je to trochu ...
Back to English : I do not know what a little ...
Afrikaans : Ek weet nie wat 'n bietjie ...
Back to English : I know that a little ...
Icelandic : Ég veit að lítið ...
Back to English : I know a little ...
Korean : 조금 알고 ...
Back to English : Know a bit ...
Hungarian : Ismerek egy kicsit ...
Back to English : I know a little bit ...

Result: I know a little bit ...

 

[Evo]

Original: Math is hard loves cats

English : Math is hard loves cats
Back to English : Math is hard loves cats
Indonesian : Matematika adalah sulit mencintai kucing
Back to English : Math is tough love cats
Czech : Matematika je tvrdá láska kočky
Back to English : Math is tough love cats
Indonesian : Matematika adalah cinta yang kuat kucing
Back to English : Mathematics is an intense love of cats
Haitian Creole : Matematik, se yon gwo renmen chat
Back to English : Mathematics is a very like cat
Catalan : Matemàtiques és un gat molt com
Back to English : Mathematics is much like a cat
Lithuanian : Matematika yra daug kaip katės
Back to English : Math is much like a cat
Chinese Simplified : 数学很像一只猫
Back to English : Mathematics a lot like a cat
Romanian : Matematica de mult ca o pisică
Back to English : Math much like a cat
Japanese : 猫のように多くの数学
Back to English : Math Cats more
Chinese Simplified : 数学猫更多
Back to English : Math Cats more
Dutch : Math katten meer
Back to English : Math Cats more
Bulgarian : Математически котки повече
Back to English : Math Cats more
Japanese : 数学猫より
Back to English : More math cats
Lithuanian : Daugiau matematikos katės
Back to English : More math cats
Turkish : Daha fazla matematik kediler
Back to English : More math cats
Turkish : Daha fazla matematik kediler
Back to English : More math cats
Norwegian : Mer matematikk katter
Back to English : More math cats

Result: More math cats

 

[micromass]

Back to English : Mathematics is much like a cat

The translator has a point...

 

[Mépris]

Wonderful.

The one with Ivan running to the desert had me laughing hard.

Edit:

Also, this is what I started my day with.

 

[OmCheeto]

Original: Micromass has single-handedly wasted half of my day.

Chinese Simplified : 微团单枪匹马浪费我一天的一半。
Back to English : Micelle alone wasted half my day.
Slovak : Micel len zbytočne polku dňa.
Back to English : Micelles as polka on unnecessarily.
Malay : Micelles sebagai polka pada tidak perlu.
Back to English : Micelles as a polka in not necessary.
Portuguese : Micelas como uma polca em não necessário.
Back to English : As a polka in micelles is not necessary.
Albanian : Si një polka në micelles nuk është e nevojshme.
Back to English : As a polka in the micelles is not necessary.
Danish : Som en polka i miceller er ikke nødvendig.
Back to English : As a polka in micelles is not necessary.
Polish : Jako polka w miceli nie jest konieczne.
Back to English : As a polka in the micelle is not necessary.
Welsh : Nid yw Fel polka yn y micelle yn angenrheidiol.
Back to English : Not As a polka in the micelle is necessary.
Serbian : Не као Полка у мицелијум је то неопходно.
Back to English : Not like the Polka mycelium is necessary.
Chinese Traditional : 不是必要的，像波爾卡菌絲。
Back to English : Not necessary, like polka mycelium.
Filipino : Hindi kinakailangan, tulad ng polka maisiliyum.
Back to English : Not necessarily, like polka mycelium.
Lithuanian : Nebūtinai, kaip polkos grybiena.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as a polka mycelium.
Hebrew : לא בהכרח, כמו תפטיר פולקה.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as mycelium polka.
Norwegian : Ikke nødvendigvis, som mycel polka.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as the mycelium polka.
Slovenian : Ni nujno, kot micelij polka.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as the spawn Regiment.
Tagalog : Hindi kinakailangan, bilang ang mga itlog ng isda disiplinahin.
Back to English : Not necessarily, as the spawn disciplined.
Icelandic : Ekki endilega, eins og hrogn agi.
Back to English : Not necessarily, such as eggs discipline.
Chinese : 不一定，如鸡蛋纪律。
Back to English : Not necessarily, such as eggs discipline.
Spanish : No se requiere, tales como la disciplina huevos.
Back to English : Not required, such as discipline eggs.
Yiddish : ניט פארלאנגט, אַזאַ ווי דיסציפּלין עגגס.
Back to English : Not required, such as discipline eggs.
Slovak : Nie je nutné, ako je disciplína vajcia.
Back to English : It is not necessary as the discipline of eggs.
Spanish : No es necesario que la disciplina de los huevos.
Back to English : It is not necessary that the discipline of the eggs.
Japanese : それは卵の規律その必要はありません。
Back to English : It does not need the discipline of the eggs.
Afrikaans : Dit hoef nie die dissipline van die eiers.
Back to English : It does not have the discipline of the eggs.
Portuguese: Portugal : Ele não tem a disciplina dos ovos.
Back to English : He lacks the discipline of eggs.

Result: He lacks the discipline of eggs.

 

[Dembadon]

Original: Micromass has single-handedly wasted half of my day.

...

 

[Jimmy Snyder]

I like it.

Original: Violin will be just like standing over coffee.

Polyglot : Цигулка ще 如拉 عادية، 커피 처럼.
Back to English : Jimmy is great.

Result: Jimmy is great.

 

[BadBrain]

Nothing quite as funny as anything you've posted here, but I just tried to intrude on a Norwegian-language intrusion into a UK-based website, in which I tried, using a FInnish-language translator, to post the following:

Norwegians!

Listen to this song:



Thanks!

***

What I got was a bunch o' crap:

Norjalaiset!

Kuulkaa tämä laulu:



Kiitos!

***

Which I had to hammer into some sort of grammatical rectitude, which means I had to:

1) put the imperative singular "kuulkaa" into the imperative plural "kulkaatte";

2) put the nominative singular "laulu" into the accusative singular "lauluaan";***

Here's what's grammatically correct:

Norjalaiset!

Kuulkaatte tämä lauluaan:



Kiitos!

("Kiitos" means "Thanks!")

 

[Pythagorean]

The classic one I remember:

out of sight, out of mind <--- US --> RUSSIAN --> US --> invisible madman

 

[Pengwuino]

Ban him please.

 

[Borek]

Original: Physics forums eat way too much of our time.

Hungarian : Fizika Fórum eszik a út túl sok idő.
Back to English : Physics Forum feeds the way too much time.
Turkish : Fizik Forum yol çok fazla zaman beslenir.
Back to English : Physics Forum is way too much time.
Turkish : Fizik Forum yol çok fazla zamandır.
Back to English : Physics Forum way too much time.
Chinese Simplified : 物理论坛方式太多的时间。
Back to English : Physics forums way too much time.
Italian : Fisica forum senso troppo tempo.
Back to English : Physics forum way too long.
Lithuanian : Fizikos forumas būdu per ilgas.
Back to English : Physics Forum for way too long.
Slovak : Fyzika Fórum príliš dlho.
Back to English : Physics Forum for too long.
Chinese Traditional : 物理論壇太長時間。
Back to English : Physics Forum for too long.
Hungarian : Fizika Fórum túl hosszú.
Back to English : Physics Forum is too long.
Greek : Φυσική φόρουμ είναι πολύ μεγάλο.
Back to English : Physics Forum is too big.

Result: Physics Forum is too big.

This is some hard to deny logic, but they lost me here:

Original: Physics forums eat way too much of our time.

Korean : 물리학 포럼 먹는 방법 우리의 시간을 너무 많이.
Back to English : Physics Forum how you eat too much of our time.
Danish : Fysik Forum hvordan du spise alt for meget af vores tid.
Back to English : Physics Forum how you eat too much of our time.
Slovenian : Fizika Forum, kako jeste preveč veliko našega časa.
Back to English : Physics Forum, how do you eat too much of our time.
Turkish : Fizik Forum, nasıl sen yemek çok fazla zaman.
Back to English : Physics Forum, how do you eat a lot of time.
Portuguese : Fórum de física, como comer um monte de tempo.
Back to English : Physics Forum, how to eat a lot of time.
Japanese : 物理学のフォーラムは、どのように多くの時間を食べる。
Back to English : Physics Forum eat, how much time.
Catalan : Fòrum sobre física menjar, quant de temps.
Back to English : Forum on physical food, how long.
Japanese : 物理的な食品、どのくらいフォーラム。
Back to English : How food, physical Forum.
Norwegian : Hvordan mat, fysiske Forum.
Back to English : How food, physical Forum.
German : Wie Essen, physische Forum.
Back to English : How food, physical Forum.

How food, physical Forum.

 

[Borg]

Original: Evo has the banning gun and isn't afraid to use it.

Haitian Creole: Evo gen zam nan ki entèdi epi li se pa bezwen pè sèvi ak li.
Back To English: Evo weapons of prohibited and is not afraid to use it.
Japanese: のエボの武器は禁止とそれを使用することを恐れはありません。
Back To English: EVO weapons are afraid to use it is not prohibited.
Latin: EVO arma formidant uti non prohibetur.
Back To English: EVO afraid to not make use of arms is prohibited.
Russian: EVO боюсь, чтобы не использовать оружие запрещено.
Back To English: EVO afraid not to use weapons prohibited.
Dutch: EVO bang om geen verboden wapens te gebruiken.
Back To English: EVO afraid no banned weapons.

 

[wukunlin]

original: I have an exam tomorrow and I'm going to pop my brain all over the exam paper

German : Ich habe eine Prüfung Morgen und ich werde mein Gehirn aller Prüfung Papier Pop
Back to English : I have an exam tomorrow and I'll my brain of all examination paper pop
Slovenian : Imam jutri izpit in bom moje možgane vsa izpitna pola pop
Back to English : I have an exam tomorrow and I'll pop my brain all examination poles
Korean : 난 내일 시험 하 고 모든 시험 폴란드 내 뇌를 팝업 거 야
Back to English : I try to test tomorrow, and all my brain is going to pop up Poland
Swedish : Jag försöker testa morgon och min hjärna kommer att dyka upp Polen
Back to English : I try to test the morning and my brain will turn up Poland
Arabic : أنا في محاولة لاختبار صباح اليوم وذهني وسوف تصل إلى بولندا
Back to English : I try to test this morning and my brain and will arrive in Poland
Polish : Spróbuj badania rano i my brain i otrzymasz w Polsce
Back to English : Try the test in the morning and my brain and you will receive in Poland
Ukranian : Спробуйте випробування в першій половині дня і мій мозок, і ви будете отримувати в Польщі
Back to English : Try the test in the morning and my brain, and you'll receive in Poland
Dutch : Probeer de test in de ochtend en mijn hersenen, en u zult ontvangen in Polen
Back to English : Try the test in the morning and my brain, and you will receive in Poland
Slovenian : Poskusite test zjutraj in moji možgani in boste prejeli na Poljskem
Back to English : Try to test this morning and my brain and you'll receive in Poland
Spanish : Intentar probar esta mañana y mi cerebro y usted recibirá en Polonia
Back to English : Try this morning and my brain and you will receive in Poland

 

[BobG]

Back to English : Mathematics is much like a cat

The translator has a point...

Yes, it does.

 

[BobG]

Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind

Maltese (Google) : Imħabba jistenna mhux ma 'l-għajnejn, iżda mal-moħħ
Back to English (Google) : Love looks not with eyes but with the mind
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 愛看上去不是用眼睛而是用心靈
Back to English (Bing) : Love looks not with the eyes, but with the heart
Serbian (Google) : Љубав изгледа не са очима, али са срцем
Back to English (Google) : Love looks not with eyes but with the heart
Maltese (Google) : Imħabba jistenna mhux mal-għajnejn, iżda mal-qalb
Back to English (Google) : Love looks not with eyes, but with heart
Chinese Simplified (Bing) : 爱看不眼，而用的心
Back to English (Bing) : Love to see without eyes, and heart
Korean (Bing) : 눈, 그리고 심장 없이 보고 싶어요
Back to English (Bing) : I'd like to see without eyes, and heart
Swahili (Google) : Ningependa kuona bila macho, na moyo
Back to English (Google) : I'd like to see without eyes, and heart
Italian (Google) : Mi piacerebbe vedere senza occhi, e il cuore
Back to English (Google) : I'd like to see without eyes, and heart
Icelandic (Google) : Ég myndi vilja sjá án þess að augu og hjarta
Back to English (Google) : I would like to see without eyes and heart
Persian (Google) : من می خواهم بدون چشم و قلب را ببینید
Back to English (Google) : I see without eyes and heart

I see without eyes and heart

 

[Deveno]

Input: The axiom of choice is true, the well-ordering theorem is false, and who knows about Zorn's lemma?


Korean (Bing) : 선택 공리 사실이 하 고 well-ordering 정리는 false로, 죤의 보조 정리에 대 한 누가?
Back to English (Bing) : Select the well-ordering theorem is false, and the fact that the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma for who?
Hindi (Google) : अच्छी तरह से आदेश प्रमेय का चयन गलत है, और तथ्य यह है कि पसंद के स्वयंसिद्ध है, जो के लिए Zorn प्रेमयिका लेमा है?
Back to English (Google) : The well-ordering theorem is wrong, and the fact that the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma is that for?
Galician (Google) : O teorema ben ordenación está mal, eo feito de que o axioma da escolla, lema de Zorn é isto?
Back to English (Google) : The well-ordering theorem is wrong, and the fact that the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma is that?
Latvian (Google) : Labi pasūtīšanu teorēma ir nepareizi, un tas, ka izvēles aksiomu, Zorn 's lemma ir tas, ka?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, and that the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma is that?
Chinese (Google) : 良序定理是错误的，选择公理，佐恩引理？
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Danish (Google) : Well-bestilling sætning er forkert, det aksiom valg, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Portuguese (Bing) : Teorema da boa-ordenação é errado, o axioma da escolha, lema de Zorn?
Back to English (Bing) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Albanian (Google) : Well-urdhërimin teorema është e gabuar, aksiomë e zgjedhjes, parathënie e shkurtër Zorn e?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Bem-ordenação teorema é errado, o axioma da escolha, lema de Zorn é?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Tagalog (Google) : Well-pag-order teorama ay mali, ang nangungusap na katotohanan ng pagpipilian, Zorn ay lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Galician (Google) : Ben-ordenación teorema é malo, o axioma da escolla, lema de Zorn?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Chinese (Google) : 良序定理是错误的，选择的公理，佐恩引理？
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, choice axiom, Zorn lemma?
Norwegian (Google) : Godt bestilling teoremet er galt, valg aksiom, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the choice axiom, Zorn lemma?
Slovenian (Google) : Dobro naročanje izrek je narobe, izbire aksiom, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Norwegian (Google) : Godt bestilling teoremet er galt, det aksiom av valget, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Catalan (Google) : Bon ordre teorema és dolent, l'axioma d'elecció, el lema de Zorn?
Back to English (Google) : Good order theorem is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn's motto?
Danish (Google) : God orden sætning er dårlig, den aksiom valg, Zorns motto?
Back to English (Google) : Good order sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn's motto?
Tagalog (Google) : Magandang upang pangungusap ay masama, ang nangungusap na katotohanan ng pagpipilian, Zorn ang salawikain?
Back to English (Google) : Good to sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn's slogan?
Ukranian (Bing) : Добре, щоб вирок це погано, аксіома вибору, Зорн, гасло?
Back to English (Bing) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
English (Google) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
Back to English (Google) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
Italian (Bing) : Beh, quella frase è male, l'assioma della scelta, Zorn, lo slogan?
Back to English (Bing) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
Turkish (Bing) : Peki, bu cümle kötü, seçim, Zorn, sloganı aksiyom?
Back to English (Bing) : So, this sentence is bad, the motto of choice, Zorn, axiom?
Slovak (Bing) : Takže táto veta je zlý, motto výberu, Zorn, axiom?
Back to English (Bing) : So this sentence is bad, the motto of choice, Zorn, axiom?
Yiddish (Google) : אַזוי דעם זאַץ איז שלעכט, די דעוויז פון ברירה, זאָרן, אַקסיאַם?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is bad, the motto of choice, Zorn, Axiom?
Spanish (Google) : Así que la frase está mal, el lema de la elección, Zorn, axioma?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is wrong, the theme of choice, Zorn, axiom?
Bulgarian (Google) : Така постановената присъда е неправилна, тема на избор, Zorn, аксиома?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is wrong, a topic of choice, Zorn, an axiom?
Romanian (Google) : Deci, teză este greşit, un subiect la alegere, Zorn, o axiomă?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is wrong, a matter of choice, Zorn, an axiom?
Vietnamese (Google) : Vì vậy, câu là sai, là vấn đề của sự lựa chọn, Zorn, một tiên đề?
Back to English (Google) : So the question is wrong, a matter of choice, Zorn, an axiom?
Arabic (Bing) : لذا فإن السؤال خاطئ، مسألة اختيار، غضب مفرط، بديهية؟
Back to English (Bing) : So the question wrong, a matter of choice, Zorn, intuitive?
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 所以，問題錯了，一個選擇，Zorn，直觀的問題嗎？
Back to English (Bing) : So the question wrong, a choice, Zorn, intuitive problem?
Japanese (Google) : 間違っているので、質問、選択肢、ゾルン、直感的な問題？
Back to English (Google) : Because the wrong question, choice, Zorn, intuitive problem?
Maltese (Google) : Minħabba li l-kwistjoni żbaljat, l-għażla, Zorn, intuwittivi problema?
Back to English (Google) : Because the wrong question, choice, Zorn, intuitive problem?
Thai (Google) : เพราะคำถามผิดทางเลือก Zorn ปัญหาการใช้งานง่าย?
Back to English (Google) : It is an easy choice, Zorn Help?
Hebrew (Bing) : זהו לבחירה נוחה, צורן לסייע?
Back to English (Bing) : This is the easy choice, Zorn help?
Danish (Bing) : Dette er let valg, Zorn hjælp?
Back to English (Bing) : This is the easy choice, Zorn help?
Hindi (Google) : यह आसान विकल्प है, Zorn मदद?
Back to English (Google) : The easy choice, Zorn help?
Portuguese (Bing) : A escolha fácil, ajuda de Zorn?
Back to English (Bing) : The easy choice, Zorn's help?
Chinese Traditional (Google) : 最簡單的選擇，佐恩的幫助？
Back to English (Google) : The simplest choice, Zorn's help?
Hungarian (Bing) : A legegyszerűbb kiválasztott Zorn Súgó?
Back to English (Bing) : The simplest selected Zorn Help?
Norwegian (Google) : Den enkleste valgt Zorn Hjelp?
Back to English (Google) : The easiest chosen Zorn Help?
Arabic (Google) : أسهل تعليمات اختيار سورن؟
Back to English (Google) : Help choose the easiest Zorn?
Turkish (Bing) : Kolay Zorn seçim Yardımı?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy Zorn selection Help?
Filipino (Google) : Madali Zorn pagpili Help?
Back to English (Google) : Easy selection Zorn Help?
French (Bing) : Sélection facile Zorn aider ?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy selection Zorn help?
Korean (Bing) : 쉬운 선택 죤의 도움말?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy choice John's help?
Hindi (Google) : आसान विकल्प है जॉन की मदद?
Back to English (Google) : Simple options to help John?
Malay (Google) : Pilihan mudah untuk membantu John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy options to help John?
Slovenian (Bing) : Enostavno možnosti za pomoč John?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy option to help John?
Danish (Google) : Nem mulighed for at hjælpe John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Maltese (Google) : Faċli biex jgħinu John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Chinese (Google) : 易于帮助约翰？
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Dutch (Google) : Makkelijk aan John te helpen?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to John to help?
Slovak (Google) : Ľahko sa John pomôcť?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Irish (Google) : Éasca le cabhrú le John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Hebrew (Google) : קל לעזור ג'ון?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Greek (Bing) : Εύκολο να βοηθήσει τον Ιωάννη;
Back to English (Bing) : Easy to help John?

Result: Easy to help John?

 

[micromass]

Original: Ryan is awesome and likes to study nano thingies.

Spanish : Ryan es impresionante y le gusta estudiar cositas nano.
Back to English : Ryan is awesome and look like little things nano.
Malay : Ryan mengagumkan dan kelihatan seperti perkara nano sedikit.
Back to English : Ryan is amazing and looks like the nano a little.
Irish : Ryan Is iontach agus tá sé cosúil leis an nana beagán.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it looks like the little Nano.
Maltese : Ryan huwa kbir u jidher qisu l-Nano ftit.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it looks like the little Nano.
Filipino : Ryan ay mahusay at ito Mukhang sa maliit na Nano.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it looks like the little Nano.
Italian : Ryan è grande e sembra che la piccola Nano.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it seems that the little Dwarf.
Norwegian : Ryan er stor og det virker som den lille dverg.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it seems that the little dwarf.
Russian : Райан является большим, и кажется, что маленький карлик.
Back to English : Ryan is great, and it seems that little dwarf.
Spanish : Ryan es grande, y parece que enano.
Back to English : Ryan is great, and seems to dwarf.
Hungarian : Ryan nagyon jó, és úgy tűnik, hogy törpe.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Bulgarian : Райън е много добър и изглежда джудже.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Norwegian : Ryan er veldig bra og ser ut til dverg.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Dutch : Ryan is erg goed en lijkt dwerg aan.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Romanian : Ryan este foarte bine şi pare să pitici.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Filipino : Ryan ay napakahusay at tila dwarf.
Back to English : Ryan was superb and somewhat dwarf.
Catalan : Ryan era excel · lent i una mica nana.
Back to English : Ryan was excellent and a little dwarf.
Spanish : Ryan fue excelente y un enano.
Back to English : Ryan was excellent and a dwarf.
Filipino : Ryan ay mahusay at isang dwarf.
Back to English : Ryan is great and a dwarf.
Norwegian : Ryan er stor og en dverg.
Back to English : Ryan is great and a dwarf.
Filipino : Ryan ay mahusay at isang dwarf.
Back to English : Ryan is great and a dwarf.

Result: Ryan is great and a dwarf.

 

[Ryan_m_b]

Original: Ryan is awesome and likes to study nano thingies.

Result: Ryan is great and a dwarf.

Brilliant!

 

[micromass]

Original: I'm making homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not hard dry frisbees like what they sell at the grocery store

English : I'm making homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not hard dry frisbees like what they sell at the grocery store
Back to English : I'm making homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not hard dry frisbees like what they sell at the grocery store
Slovenian : Jaz sem kar domač pita kruh, mehko in vlažno, ni težko suha frisbees všeč, kar jih prodajajo v trgovini
Back to English : I'm pretty homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not dry hard like frisbees, which they sold in the shop
Icelandic : Ég er nokkuð heimabakað Pita brauð, mjúkur og rakur, ekki þurr harður eins frisbees, sem þeir seldu í búðinni
Back to English : I'm pretty homemade Pita bread, soft and moist, not dry hard like Frisbee, which they sold in the shop
Belarusian : Я вельмі хатні лаваш, мяккі і вільготны, а не сухі цяжка, як фрызбі, якая была прададзеная ў краме
Back to English : I'm home pita bread, soft and moist, not dry hard as Frisbee, which was sold in the shop
Italian : Sono a casa il pane pita, morbido e non umido, secco duro come frisbee, che è stata venduta in negozio
Back to English : I'm home pita bread, soft, wet, dry hard as a frisbee, which was sold in the shop
Belarusian : Я дома лаваш, мяккі, вільготны, сухі складана, як лятаючая талерка, які быў прададзены ў краме
Back to English : I'm home pita bread, soft, wet, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which was sold in the shop
Maltese : Jien dar ħobż pita,, imxarrab artab, xott, iebsa, bħal li jtajru saucer, li kien mibjugħ fil-ħanut
Back to English : I'm home pita bread,, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which was sold in the shop
Chinese Traditional : 我家庭皮塔餅，濕，軟，幹，硬，像一個飛碟，這是在商店出售
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Chinese Simplified : 我的家庭皮塔饼，湿，软，干，硬，像一个飞碟，这是在商店出售
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Italian : La mia famiglia pane pita, bagnato, morbido, asciutto e duro, come un disco volante, che viene venduto nei negozi
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Serbian : Моја породица Пита хлеб, мокро, меке, суве и тешко, као летећи тањир, који се продаје у продавницама
Back to English : My family Pita bread, wet, soft, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Czech : Moje rodina pita chléb, vlhké, jemné, suché a tvrdé, jako létající talíř, který se prodává v obchodech
Back to English : My family pita bread, moist, fine, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Portuguese: Portugal : Minha família pão pita, úmida, fina, seca e dura, como um disco voador, que é vendido em lojas
Back to English : My family pita bread, moist, thin, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Japanese : 店舗で販売されている空飛ぶ円盤のような、、湿った薄い、乾燥とハード私の家族ピタパン、、
Back to English : Like a flying saucer that is sold in stores, moist pale, dry and hard pita bread my family,,
Turkish : Mağazalar, nemli, soluk, kuru ve sert pide ailem, satılan bir uçan daire gibi,
Back to English : Stores, moist, pale, dry and hard bread my family, sold as a flying saucer,
Japanese : 店舗、湿った、薄い、乾燥してハードパン空飛ぶ円盤のように販売されて私の家族、、
Back to English : Stores, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer hard bread and dried,,
Irish : Stores, tais, pale, is é mo theaghlach a dhíoltar mar arán sásar eitilte crua agus triomaithe,,
Back to English : Stores, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer hard bread and dried,
Belarusian : Крамы, вільготная, бледная, мая сям'я прадаецца як лятаючая талерка чэрствага хлеба і сушаныя,
Back to English : Shops, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer of stale bread and dried,
Portuguese: Portugal : Lojas, úmida, pálida, minha família é vendido como um disco voador de pão amanhecido e secas,
Back to English : Shops, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer of stale bread and dried,

Result: Shops, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer of stale bread and dried,

 

[lisab]

Original: Lisab is a wood nymph.

Portuguese : Lisab é uma ninfa de madeira.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Danish : Lisab er et træ nymfe.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Estonian : Lisab on puidu nymph.
Back to English : Inserts are wood movies.

Result: Inserts are wood movies.

 

[D H]

After hearing me laugh, my wife asked me, "OK D_H, what in the world are you reading?"

Original: OK D_H, what in the world are you reading.
Catalan (Google) : Acceptar D_H, el que en el món està llegint.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, that the world is reading.
Arabic (Bing) : موافق ديفيد، أن يقوم بقراءة العالم.
Back to English (Bing) : OK D_H, read the world.
Hungarian (Google) : OK D_H, olvasd el a világot.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, check out the world.
Turkish (Google) : D_H Tamam, dünyayı kontrol edin.
Back to English (Google) : D_H OK, check the world.
Irish (Google) : D_H, OK, seiceáil ar fud an domhain.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check worldwide.
Maltese (Google) : D_H, OK, iċċekkja madwar id-dinja.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check around the world.
Slovak (Bing) : D_H, OK, kontrola po celom svete.
Back to English (Bing) : D_H, OK, control over the world.
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 大卫，确定，控制世界。
Back to English (Google) : D_H, determined to control the world.
Thai (Google) : ดาวิดมุ่งมั่นที่จะปกครองโลก
Back to English (Google) : D_H is determined to rule the world.

Result: D_H is determined to rule the world.

Reminds me of Pinky and the Brain.

 

[Evo]

After hearing me laugh, my wife asked me, "OK D_H, what in the world are you reading?"

Original: OK D_H, what in the world are you reading.
Catalan (Google) : Acceptar D_H, el que en el món està llegint.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, that the world is reading.
Arabic (Bing) : موافق ديفيد، أن يقوم بقراءة العالم.
Back to English (Bing) : OK D_H, read the world.
Hungarian (Google) : OK D_H, olvasd el a világot.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, check out the world.
Turkish (Google) : D_H Tamam, dünyayı kontrol edin.
Back to English (Google) : D_H OK, check the world.
Irish (Google) : D_H, OK, seiceáil ar fud an domhain.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check worldwide.
Maltese (Google) : D_H, OK, iċċekkja madwar id-dinja.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check around the world.
Slovak (Bing) : D_H, OK, kontrola po celom svete.
Back to English (Bing) : D_H, OK, control over the world.
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 大卫，确定，控制世界。
Back to English (Google) : D_H, determined to control the world.
Thai (Google) : ดาวิดมุ่งมั่นที่จะปกครองโลก
Back to English (Google) : D_H is determined to rule the world.

Result: D_H is determined to rule the world.

Reminds me of Pinky and the Brain.

I knew it!

 

[Monique]

haha

Original: I like the people here, they are so smart and funny
Italian : mi piace la gente di qui, sono così intelligente e divertente
Back to English : I like the people here are so smart and funny
Haitian Creole : Mwen renmen pèp la sont se konsa lespri, drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that the spirit of the are so drôles
Hebrew : אני אוהב את האנשים, כי הרוח הם כל כך drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that spirit they so drôles
Czech : Mám rád lidi, že duch se tak drôles
Back to English : I like people that spirit so drôles
Portuguese : Eu gosto de pessoas que espírito assim cartoons
Back to English : I like people that spirit so cartoons
Slovenian : Všeč mi je ljudi, ki tako karikature duh
Back to English : I like the people who so cartoons spirit
Swedish : Jag gillar de människor som så Managers anda
Back to English : I like the people who so Managers spirit
Russian : Мне нравится люди которые так дух менеджеров
Back to English : I like people who have the spirit of managers
Greek : Ήθελα άτομα που έχουν το πνεύμα των διαχειριστών
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators
Romanian : La fel ca oamenii care au spiritul de administratori
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

Results: Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

 

[micromass]

Original: Hurkyl likes to play with dwarves

Portuguese : Hurkyl gosta de brincar com anões
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys playing with midgets
Hungarian : Hurkyl élvezi játszik törpék
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys playing dwarfs
Finnish : Hurkyl nauttii pelissä kääpiöt
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys the game of dwarfs
Icelandic : Hurkyl nýtur leikur dverga
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys games dwarfs
Afrikaans : Hurkyl geniet speletjies dwerge
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy games dwarfs
Chinese : Hurkyl享受游戏相形见绌
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game shame
Lithuanian : Hurkyl mėgautis žaidimą gėda
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game shame
Danish : Hurkyl nyde spillet skam
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game shame
Hebrew : Hurkyl ליהנות בושה משחק
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the shame game
Indonesian : Hurkyl menikmati permainan malu
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game of shame
Portuguese: Portugal : Hurkyl apreciar o jogo da vergonha
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game of shame
Hebrew : Hurkyl ליהנות מהמשחק של בושה
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game of shame
Czech : Hurkyl si hru hanby
Back to English : Hurkyl the game of shame
Greek : Hurkyl το παιχνίδι της ντροπής
Back to English : Hurkyl game of shame
Greek : Hurkyl παιχνίδι της ντροπής
Back to English : Hurkyl game of shame
Hindi : शर्म की Hurkyl खेल
Back to English : Hurkyl game of shame
Haitian Creole : Hurkyl jwèt nan wont
Back to English : Hurkyl Games shame
Hindi : Hurkyl खेलों शर्म की बात है
Back to English : Hurkyl Games shame
Galician : Hurkyl vergoña Xogos
Back to English : Hurkyl Games shame
Chinese : Hurkyl奥运会的耻辱
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Japanese : Hurkylオリンピックの恥
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Albanian : Hurkyl Olimpike turp
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Arabic : الأولمبية العار Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Hungarian : Olimpiai szégyent Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
French : Hurkyl honte olympiques
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Catalan : Olímpic Hurkyl vergonya
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Irish : Hurkyl náire Oilimpeacha
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Macedonian : Олимписки срам Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Norwegian : OL skam Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Norwegian : OL skam Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Chinese Traditional : 奧運會的恥辱 Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Welsh : Hurkyl cywilydd Olympaidd
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Swedish : Hurkyl olympiska skam
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Maltese : Hurkyl mistħija Olimpiku
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Danish : Olympiske skam Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Swahili : Olimpiki aibu Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Filipino : Olympic kahihiyan Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
French : Hurkyl honte olympiques
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
German : Olympischen Schande Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Turkish : Olympic utanç Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Latvian : Olympic kauns Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Hungarian : Olimpiai szégyent Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Hebrew : אולימפי Hurkyl בושה
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
French : Hurkyl honte olympiques
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Vietnamese : Olympic xấu hổ Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Persian : المپیک Hurkyl شرم
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Welsh : Hurkyl Olympaidd Cywilydd
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Dutch : Hurkyl Olympische Shame
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Slovenian : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Czech : Hurkyl olympijské Škoda
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Damage
Polish : Hurkyl Olympic Damage
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Damage
Irish : Hurkyl Oilimpeacha Damáiste
Back to English : Damage Olympic Hurkyl
Tagalog : Pinsala Olympic Hurkyl
Back to English : Damage Olympic Hurkyl
Thai : ความเสียหาย Hurkyl การแข่งขันกีฬาโอลิมปิก
Back to English : Hurkyl damage to the Olympics.

Result: Hurkyl damage to the Olympics.

 

[Evo]

Original: Hurkyl is a cute math genius that loves potato tots

Italian : Hurkyl è un genio della matematica carino che ama bimbetti di patate
Back to English : Hurkyl is a mathematical genius who loves cute potato Tots
German : Hurkyl ist ein mathematisches Genie, das süße Kartoffel Tots liebt
Back to English : Hurkyl is a mathematical genius who loves sweet potato of Tots
Portuguese : Hurkyl é um gênio matemático que ama a batata-doce de Tots
Back to English : Hurkyl is a genius mathematician who loves sweet potato Tots
Catalan : Hurkyl és un matemàtic de geni que estima Tots sweet potato
Back to English : Hurkyl is a genius mathematician who loves all of sweet potato
Latvian : Hurkyl ir ģēnijs matemātiķis, kurš mīl visi saldie kartupeļi
Back to English : Hurkyl's a genius mathematician who loves all sweet potatoes
Chinese Simplified : Hurkyl 的天才数学家热爱所有的红薯
Back to English : Hurkyl genius mathematician loved all the sweet potatoes
Portuguese : Matemático de gênio Hurkyl amei todas as batatas-doces
Back to English : Genius mathematician Hurkyl loved all sweet potatoes
Japanese : すべての甘いポテト天才数学者 Hurkyl を追加しました
Back to English : Added all sweet potatoes genius mathematician Hurkyl
Turkish : Tüm tatlı patates dahi matematikçi Hurkyl eklendi
Back to English : Added all sweet potatoes genius mathematician Hurkyl
Russian : Добавлены все сладкий картофель гений математик Hurkyl
Back to English : Added all sweet potatoes genius mathematician Hurkyl
French : Ajouté tous les patates mathématicien de génie Hurkyl
Back to English : Added all engineering Hurkyl mathematician potatoes
Slovenian : Doda vse inženirske Hurkyl matematik krompir
Back to English : Adds all engineering Hurkyl mathematician potatoes
French : Ajoute tous les pommes du mathématicien génies des Hurkyl
Back to English : Adds all the geniuses of the Hurkyl mathematician apples
Finnish : Lisää Hurkyl matemaatikko omenoiden nerot
Back to English : Add Hurkyl mathematician apples principals
Italian : Aggiungere identità di mele matematico Hurkyl
Back to English : Add Apple Hurkyl mathematical identities
Indonesian : Menambahkan Apple Hurkyl matematika identitas
Back to English : Add Apple Hurkyl mathematical identities
Bulgarian : Добавяне на математически самоличности Apple Hurkyl
Back to English : Add mathematical identities Apple Hurkyl
Estonian : Lisada matemaatilisi identiteetide Apple Hurkyl
Back to English : Add mathematical identities Apple Hurkyl
Korean : 이번 주 정체성 수학 애플 Hurkyl 추가
Back to English : This week Apple Adds Hurkyl identity mathematics
Russian : На этой неделе Apple добавляет Hurkyl личность математики
Back to English : This week Apple Adds Hurkyl identity mathematics

Result: This week Apple Adds Hurkyl identity mathematics

 

[turbo]

Norwegian : hertug er en whiney gutt
Back to English : Duke is a whiney boy
German : Duke ist ein whiney junge
Back to English : Duke is a whiney young
Romanian : Duce este un young whiney
Back to English : Duke is a young whiney
Dutch : Hertog is een jonge whiney
Back to English : Duke is a young whiney
Lithuanian : Kunigaikštis yra jaunas whiney
Back to English : The Prince is a young whiney
Chinese Simplified : 王子是一个年轻玩世
Back to English : Prince is a young
Danish : Prince er en ung
Back to English : Prince is a young
Swedish : Prins är en ung
Back to English : Prince is a young
Estonian : Prints on noor
Back to English : The Prince is a young
Czech : Princ je mladý
Back to English : The Prince is young

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Original: Help, I'm dying.

Persian (Google) : کمک ، من هستم مرگ.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
French (Bing) : Aide, je suis mort.
Back to English (Bing) : Help, I am dead.
English (Bing) : Help, I am dead.
Back to English (Bing) : Help, I am dead.
Indonesian (Google) : Bantuan, saya mati.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
Hungarian (Google) : Segítség, halott vagyok.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
Slovak (Bing) : Pomocník, som mŕtvy.
Back to English (Bing) : Help, I'm dead.
Persian (Google) : کمک ، من مرده است.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
Malay (Google) : Membantu, saya mati.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I die.
Lithuanian (Google) : Pagalba, aš miršta.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
Serbian (Google) : Помоћ, ја умирем.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
Korean (Google) : 나 지금 죽어 간다 데 도움이됩니다.
Back to English (Google) : Will help, I'm dying.
Indonesian (Google) : Akan membantu, aku sekarat.
Back to English (Google) : Will help, I'm dying.
German (Bing) : Wird helfen, ich sterbe.
Back to English (Bing) : Will help, I'm dying.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 將説明，我將死去。
Back to English (Bing) : Description, I will die.
Chinese (Google) : 说明，我会死。
Back to English (Google) : That I will die.
Vietnamese (Bing) : Rằng tôi sẽ chết.
Back to English (Bing) : That I will die.
Slovenian (Bing) : Da sem bo umrl.
Back to English (Bing) : That I will die.
Arabic (Google) : التي من شأنها أن أموت.
Back to English (Google) : That would die.
Korean (Google) : 그 죽을 것입니다.
Back to English (Google) : He will die.
Ukranian (Google) : Він має померти.
Back to English (Google) : He should die.
French (Google) : Il devait mourir.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Albanian (Google) : Ai vdiq.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Serbian (Google) : Он је умро.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Malay (Google) : Beliau meninggal dunia.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Russian (Google) : Он умер.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Icelandic (Google) : Hann dó.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
French (Bing) : Il est mort.
Back to English (Bing) : He is dead.
Albanian (Google) : Ai është i vdekur.
Back to English (Google) : He is dead.
Maltese (Google) : Huwa mejta.
Back to English (Google) : Is dead.
Macedonian (Google) : Е мртов.
Back to English (Google) : Is dead.
Russian (Bing) : Мертв.
Back to English (Bing) : Dead.
Indonesian (Bing) : Mati.
Back to English (Bing) : Die.
Hindi (Google) : मरो.
Back to English (Google) : Die.
Romanian (Bing) : Die.
Back to English (Bing) : Die.
Icelandic (Google) : Die.
Back to English (Google) : Die.
Chinese (Google) : 死亡。
Back to English (Google) : Death.
Dutch (Google) : De dood.
Back to English (Google) : The dead.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 死人。
Back to English (Bing) : The dead.
Norwegian (Bing) : Døde.
Back to English (Bing) : Dead.
Belarusian (Google) : Dead.
Back to English (Google) : Dead.
Czech (Bing) : Mrtvý.
Back to English (Bing) : Dead.
Serbian (Google) : Мртав.
Back to English (Google) : He's dead.
Lithuanian (Google) : Jis miręs.
Back to English (Google) : He was dead.
Maltese (Google) : Huwa kien mejjet.
Back to English (Google) : He was dead.
Polish (Bing) : Był już nieżywy.
Back to English (Bing) : He was already dead.
Tagalog (Google) : Siya ay na patay.
Back to English (Google) : He was dead.
Chinese (Google) : 他死了。
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Afrikaans (Google) : Hy het gesterf.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Chinese (Google) : 他死了。
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Finnish (Bing) : Hän kuoli.
Back to English (Bing) : He died of a heart attack.
Welsh (Google) : Bu farw o drawiad ar y galon.
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.
Russian (Google) : Он умер от сердечного приступа.
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.
Chinese (Google) : 他死于心脏病发作的。
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.
Dutch (Bing) : Hij stierf aan een hartaanval.
Back to English (Bing) : He died of a heart attack.
Norwegian (Google) : Han døde av et hjerteinfarkt.
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.

Result: He died of a heart attack.


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Original: I am become the supreme onion, the saddener of worlds.

Croatian (Google) : Ja sam postao vrhovni luk, saddener svjetova.
Back to English (Google) : I became the supreme onion, saddener worlds.
Romanian (Google) : Am devenit ceapa suprem, saddener lumi.
Back to English (Google) : I became the supreme onion, saddener world.
Thai (Bing) : ฉันกลายหัวหอมจอม saddener โลก
Back to English (Bing) : I became a world leader onion saddener
Chinese (Google) : 我成为一个世界领先的洋葱saddener
Back to English (Google) : I became one of the world's leading onion saddener
Malay (Google) : Saya menjadi salah satu saddener bawang terkemuka di dunia
Back to English (Google) : I become one of the world's leading garlic saddener
Russian (Bing) : Я стала одним из мировых ведущих чеснок saddener
Back to English (Bing) : I was one of the world's leading garlic saddener
Vietnamese (Google) : Tôi là một trong những saddener tỏi hàng đầu thế giới
Back to English (Google) : I was one of the world's leading garlic saddener
Chinese (Google) : 我是世界领先的大蒜saddener
Back to English (Google) : I am the world's leading garlic saddener
Irish (Google) : Tá mé an domhain le rá saddener gairleog
Back to English (Google) : I am the world's leading garlic saddener
Latvian (Google) : Es esmu pasaules vadošo ķiplokus saddener
Back to English (Google) : I am the world's leading garlic saddener

Result: I am the world's leading garlic saddener


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Original: The more I think about language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all. - Gödel

Romanian (Bing) : Mai mult mă gândesc la limba, mai mult ma uimeste ca oameni vreodată înţeleg reciproc la toate. -Gödel
Back to English (Bing) : More I think about the language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
Bulgarian (Bing) : Повече за езика, мисля, по-amazes ми, че хората някога разберат помежду си изобщо. -Гьодел
Back to English (Bing) : More about language, I think more people amazes me that ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
English (Bing) : More about language, I think more people amazes me that ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
Back to English (Bing) : More about language, I think more people amazes me that ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
Vietnamese (Google) : Thêm về ngôn ngữ, tôi nghĩ rằng nhiều người làm tôi ngạc nhiên rằng bao giờ hiểu nhau ở tất cả. -Godel
Back to English (Google) : Watch the language, I think many people surprised me that never understood each other at all. -Gödel
Thai (Google) : ดูภาษาที่ฉันคิดว่าหลาย ๆ คนที่ฉันประหลาดใจที่ไม่เคยเข้าใจซึ่งกันและกันที่ทั้งหมด - Gödel
Back to English (Google) : I see that I am surprised that many people do not understand each other at all - Gödel.
Polish (Google) : Widzę, że jestem zaskoczony, że wielu ludzi nie rozumie siebie w ogóle - Gödel.
Back to English (Google) : I see that I am surprised that many people do not understand myself at all - Gödel.
Greek (Google) : Βλέπω ότι είμαι έκπληκτος ότι πολλοί άνθρωποι δεν κατανοούν τον εαυτό μου καθόλου - Gödel.
Back to English (Google) : I see that I am surprised that many people do not understand myself at all - Gödel.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 我看到我驚訝的是很多人不了解自己在所有-哥。
Back to English (Bing) : I see what surprises me is that many people don't understand themselves in all-San Diego.
German (Google) : Ich sehe, was mich wundert ist, dass viele Leute nicht verstehen, sich in all-San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprises me is that not many people understand, in all of San Diego.
Welsh (Google) : Rwy'n gweld hyn synnu fi yw nad yw llawer o bobl yn deall, ym mhob un o'r San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that not many people understand, in all of San Diego.
Norwegian (Google) : Jeg ser det som overrasket meg er at ikke mange folk forstår, i hele San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that not many people understand, throughout San Diego.
Romanian (Google) : Văd ceea ce ma surprins este faptul că mulţi oameni nu înţeleg, în întreaga San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that many people do not understand, throughout San Diego.
Finnish (Bing) : Näen, mitä yllätti minut on, että monet ihmiset eivät ymmärrä, San Diego kaikkialla.
Back to English (Bing) : I see, what surprised me is that many people do not understand, San Diego.
Bulgarian (Google) : Виждам, това, което ме изненада е, че много хора не разбират, Сан Диего.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that many people do not understand, San Diego.
Afrikaans (Google) : Ek sien wat my verras is dat baie mense nie verstaan ​​nie, San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I saw what surprised me is that many people do not understand San Diego.
Russian (Bing) : Я видел, что удивило меня, что многие люди не понимают Сан-Диего.
Back to English (Bing) : I saw that surprised me that many people don't understand San Diego.
Arabic (Google) : رأيت أن فاجأني أن الكثير من الناس لا يفهمون سان دييغو.
Back to English (Google) : I saw that surprised me a lot of people do not understand San Diego.
Chinese (Google) : 我看到了，让我吃惊了很多人不理解圣地亚哥。
Back to English (Google) : I saw, to my surprise a lot of people do not understand San Diego.

Result: I saw, to my surprise a lot of people do not understand San Diego.


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I'm really cluttering this post up...


Original: Vote Drakkith for Best Armchair Scientist Award!

Afrikaans (Google) : Stem Drakkith vir die beste Armstoel Scientist Award!
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best Drakkith Armchair Scientist Award!
Albanian (Google) : Voto për çmimin më të mirë Drakkith Armchair Scientist!
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best price Drakkith Armchair Scientist!
Arabic (Bing) : التصويت للسعر الأفضل "العلماء ذراعين دراكيث"!
Back to English (Bing) : Vote for the best price "scientists arms drakith!"
Belarusian (Google) : Галасаванне за лепшую цану &quot;навукоўцы зброі drakith!&quot;
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best price &quot;weapons scientists drakith!&quot;
Bulgarian (Bing) : Гласувайте за най-добрата цена
Back to English (Bing) : Vote for the best price
Catalan (Google) : Vota pel millor preu
Back to English (Google) : Vote for best price
Chinese (Google) : 投票为最佳价格
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best price
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 投票最好的价格
Back to English (Google) : Voted the best price
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 投票最優惠的價格
Back to English (Bing) : Voted the best price
Croatian (Google) : Proglašen je najboljim cijene
Back to English (Google) : He was named the best prices
Czech (Bing) : Byl jmenován nejlepší ceny
Back to English (Bing) : He was appointed the best prices
Danish (Bing) : Han blev udnævnt til de bedste priser
Back to English (Bing) : He was nominated for the best prices
Dutch (Google) : Hij werd genomineerd voor de beste prijzen
Back to English (Google) : He was nominated for best prices
English (Google) : He was nominated for best prices
Back to English (Google) : He was nominated for best prices
Estonian (Bing) : Ta oli nominent parima hinnaga
Back to English (Bing) : He was for the best prices
Filipino (Google) : Siya ay para sa pinakamahusay na presyo
Back to English (Google) : He was for the best price
Finnish (Google) : Hän oli paras hinta
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
French (Google) : Il a été le meilleur prix
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
Galician (Google) : El foi o mellor prezo
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
German (Google) : Er war der beste Preis
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
Greek (Google) : Ήταν η καλύτερη τιμή
Back to English (Google) : It was the best price
Haitian Creole (Bing) : Se te pi bon pri a
Back to English (Bing) : It was the best price
Hebrew (Google) : זה היה המחיר הטוב ביותר
Back to English (Google) : It was the best price
Hindi (Google) : यह सबसे अच्छी कीमत
Back to English (Google) : The best price
Hungarian (Bing) : A legjobb ár
Back to English (Bing) : The best price
Icelandic (Google) : Besta verðið
Back to English (Google) : Best price
Indonesian (Google) : Harga Terbaik
Back to English (Google) : Best Prices
Irish (Google) : Praghsanna is Fearr
Back to English (Google) : Best Prices
Italian (Google) : Prezzi migliori
Back to English (Google) : Best Prices
Japanese (Google) : 海外ホテル予約
Back to English (Google) : Great Rooms
Korean (Bing) : 훌륭한 객실
Back to English (Bing) : Great room
Latvian (Google) : Great room
Back to English (Google) : Great room
Lithuanian (Bing) : Didelis kambarys
Back to English (Bing) : Large room
Macedonian (Google) : Голем соба
Back to English (Google) : A room
Malay (Google) : Bilik
Back to English (Google) : Room
Maltese (Google) : Kamra
Back to English (Google) : House
Norwegian (Bing) : House
Back to English (Bing) : House
Persian (Google) : خانه
Back to English (Google) : Home
Polish (Google) : Do domu
Back to English (Google) : Home
Portuguese (Bing) : Casa
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Casa
Back to English (Google) : Home
Romanian (Bing) : Home
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Russian (Bing) : Главная страница
Back to English (Bing) : Main page
Serbian (Google) : Главна страна
Back to English (Google) : Main Page
Slovak (Google) : Hlavná stránka
Back to English (Google) : Home
Slovenian (Bing) : Domov
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Spanish (Google) : Casa
Back to English (Google) : Home
Swahili (Google) : Nyumbani
Back to English (Google) : Home
Swedish (Bing) : Hem
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Tagalog (Google) : Tahanan
Back to English (Google) : Home
Thai (Google) : หน้าแรก
Back to English (Google) : The first page.
Turkish (Bing) : İlk sayfa.
Back to English (Bing) : The first page.
Ukranian (Bing) : На першій сторінці.
Back to English (Bing) : On the first page.
Vietnamese (Google) : Trên trang đầu tiên.
Back to English (Google) : On the first page.
Welsh (Google) : Ar y dudalen gyntaf.
Back to English (Google) : On the first page.
Yiddish (Google) : אויף דער ערשטער זייַט.
Back to English (Google) : On the first page.

Result: On the first page.

 

[BobG]

haha

Original: I like the people here, they are so smart and funny
Italian : mi piace la gente di qui, sono così intelligente e divertente
Back to English : I like the people here are so smart and funny
Haitian Creole : Mwen renmen pèp la sont se konsa lespri, drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that the spirit of the are so drôles
Hebrew : אני אוהב את האנשים, כי הרוח הם כל כך drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that spirit they so drôles
Czech : Mám rád lidi, že duch se tak drôles
Back to English : I like people that spirit so drôles
Portuguese : Eu gosto de pessoas que espírito assim cartoons
Back to English : I like people that spirit so cartoons
Slovenian : Všeč mi je ljudi, ki tako karikature duh
Back to English : I like the people who so cartoons spirit
Swedish : Jag gillar de människor som så Managers anda
Back to English : I like the people who so Managers spirit
Russian : Мне нравится люди которые так дух менеджеров
Back to English : I like people who have the spirit of managers
Greek : Ήθελα άτομα που έχουν το πνεύμα των διαχειριστών
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators
Romanian : La fel ca oamenii care au spiritul de administratori
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

Results: Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

The scary part is how easily the translations progressed from cartoons to the spirit of administrators.

 

[Borg]

Bad translator = funny translations

Chinese: 壞的翻譯=有趣的翻譯
Back to English: Bad translation translation = fun