Bad translator = funny translations

[BobG]

Love looks not with the eyes but with the mind

Maltese (Google) : Imħabba jistenna mhux ma 'l-għajnejn, iżda mal-moħħ
Back to English (Google) : Love looks not with eyes but with the mind
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 愛看上去不是用眼睛而是用心靈
Back to English (Bing) : Love looks not with the eyes, but with the heart
Serbian (Google) : Љубав изгледа не са очима, али са срцем
Back to English (Google) : Love looks not with eyes but with the heart
Maltese (Google) : Imħabba jistenna mhux mal-għajnejn, iżda mal-qalb
Back to English (Google) : Love looks not with eyes, but with heart
Chinese Simplified (Bing) : 爱看不眼，而用的心
Back to English (Bing) : Love to see without eyes, and heart
Korean (Bing) : 눈, 그리고 심장 없이 보고 싶어요
Back to English (Bing) : I'd like to see without eyes, and heart
Swahili (Google) : Ningependa kuona bila macho, na moyo
Back to English (Google) : I'd like to see without eyes, and heart
Italian (Google) : Mi piacerebbe vedere senza occhi, e il cuore
Back to English (Google) : I'd like to see without eyes, and heart
Icelandic (Google) : Ég myndi vilja sjá án þess að augu og hjarta
Back to English (Google) : I would like to see without eyes and heart
Persian (Google) : من می خواهم بدون چشم و قلب را ببینید
Back to English (Google) : I see without eyes and heart

I see without eyes and heart

 

[Deveno]

Input: The axiom of choice is true, the well-ordering theorem is false, and who knows about Zorn's lemma?


Korean (Bing) : 선택 공리 사실이 하 고 well-ordering 정리는 false로, 죤의 보조 정리에 대 한 누가?
Back to English (Bing) : Select the well-ordering theorem is false, and the fact that the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma for who?
Hindi (Google) : अच्छी तरह से आदेश प्रमेय का चयन गलत है, और तथ्य यह है कि पसंद के स्वयंसिद्ध है, जो के लिए Zorn प्रेमयिका लेमा है?
Back to English (Google) : The well-ordering theorem is wrong, and the fact that the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma is that for?
Galician (Google) : O teorema ben ordenación está mal, eo feito de que o axioma da escolla, lema de Zorn é isto?
Back to English (Google) : The well-ordering theorem is wrong, and the fact that the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma is that?
Latvian (Google) : Labi pasūtīšanu teorēma ir nepareizi, un tas, ka izvēles aksiomu, Zorn 's lemma ir tas, ka?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, and that the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma is that?
Chinese (Google) : 良序定理是错误的，选择公理，佐恩引理？
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Danish (Google) : Well-bestilling sætning er forkert, det aksiom valg, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Portuguese (Bing) : Teorema da boa-ordenação é errado, o axioma da escolha, lema de Zorn?
Back to English (Bing) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Albanian (Google) : Well-urdhërimin teorema është e gabuar, aksiomë e zgjedhjes, parathënie e shkurtër Zorn e?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Bem-ordenação teorema é errado, o axioma da escolha, lema de Zorn é?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Tagalog (Google) : Well-pag-order teorama ay mali, ang nangungusap na katotohanan ng pagpipilian, Zorn ay lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Galician (Google) : Ben-ordenación teorema é malo, o axioma da escolla, lema de Zorn?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn's lemma?
Chinese (Google) : 良序定理是错误的，选择的公理，佐恩引理？
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, choice axiom, Zorn lemma?
Norwegian (Google) : Godt bestilling teoremet er galt, valg aksiom, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the choice axiom, Zorn lemma?
Slovenian (Google) : Dobro naročanje izrek je narobe, izbire aksiom, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Norwegian (Google) : Godt bestilling teoremet er galt, det aksiom av valget, Zorn lemma?
Back to English (Google) : Well-ordering theorem is wrong, the axiom of choice, Zorn lemma?
Catalan (Google) : Bon ordre teorema és dolent, l'axioma d'elecció, el lema de Zorn?
Back to English (Google) : Good order theorem is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn's motto?
Danish (Google) : God orden sætning er dårlig, den aksiom valg, Zorns motto?
Back to English (Google) : Good order sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn's motto?
Tagalog (Google) : Magandang upang pangungusap ay masama, ang nangungusap na katotohanan ng pagpipilian, Zorn ang salawikain?
Back to English (Google) : Good to sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn's slogan?
Ukranian (Bing) : Добре, щоб вирок це погано, аксіома вибору, Зорн, гасло?
Back to English (Bing) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
English (Google) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
Back to English (Google) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
Italian (Bing) : Beh, quella frase è male, l'assioma della scelta, Zorn, lo slogan?
Back to English (Bing) : Well, that sentence is bad, the axiom of choice, Zorn, the slogan?
Turkish (Bing) : Peki, bu cümle kötü, seçim, Zorn, sloganı aksiyom?
Back to English (Bing) : So, this sentence is bad, the motto of choice, Zorn, axiom?
Slovak (Bing) : Takže táto veta je zlý, motto výberu, Zorn, axiom?
Back to English (Bing) : So this sentence is bad, the motto of choice, Zorn, axiom?
Yiddish (Google) : אַזוי דעם זאַץ איז שלעכט, די דעוויז פון ברירה, זאָרן, אַקסיאַם?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is bad, the motto of choice, Zorn, Axiom?
Spanish (Google) : Así que la frase está mal, el lema de la elección, Zorn, axioma?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is wrong, the theme of choice, Zorn, axiom?
Bulgarian (Google) : Така постановената присъда е неправилна, тема на избор, Zorn, аксиома?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is wrong, a topic of choice, Zorn, an axiom?
Romanian (Google) : Deci, teză este greşit, un subiect la alegere, Zorn, o axiomă?
Back to English (Google) : So the sentence is wrong, a matter of choice, Zorn, an axiom?
Vietnamese (Google) : Vì vậy, câu là sai, là vấn đề của sự lựa chọn, Zorn, một tiên đề?
Back to English (Google) : So the question is wrong, a matter of choice, Zorn, an axiom?
Arabic (Bing) : لذا فإن السؤال خاطئ، مسألة اختيار، غضب مفرط، بديهية؟
Back to English (Bing) : So the question wrong, a matter of choice, Zorn, intuitive?
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 所以，問題錯了，一個選擇，Zorn，直觀的問題嗎？
Back to English (Bing) : So the question wrong, a choice, Zorn, intuitive problem?
Japanese (Google) : 間違っているので、質問、選択肢、ゾルン、直感的な問題？
Back to English (Google) : Because the wrong question, choice, Zorn, intuitive problem?
Maltese (Google) : Minħabba li l-kwistjoni żbaljat, l-għażla, Zorn, intuwittivi problema?
Back to English (Google) : Because the wrong question, choice, Zorn, intuitive problem?
Thai (Google) : เพราะคำถามผิดทางเลือก Zorn ปัญหาการใช้งานง่าย?
Back to English (Google) : It is an easy choice, Zorn Help?
Hebrew (Bing) : זהו לבחירה נוחה, צורן לסייע?
Back to English (Bing) : This is the easy choice, Zorn help?
Danish (Bing) : Dette er let valg, Zorn hjælp?
Back to English (Bing) : This is the easy choice, Zorn help?
Hindi (Google) : यह आसान विकल्प है, Zorn मदद?
Back to English (Google) : The easy choice, Zorn help?
Portuguese (Bing) : A escolha fácil, ajuda de Zorn?
Back to English (Bing) : The easy choice, Zorn's help?
Chinese Traditional (Google) : 最簡單的選擇，佐恩的幫助？
Back to English (Google) : The simplest choice, Zorn's help?
Hungarian (Bing) : A legegyszerűbb kiválasztott Zorn Súgó?
Back to English (Bing) : The simplest selected Zorn Help?
Norwegian (Google) : Den enkleste valgt Zorn Hjelp?
Back to English (Google) : The easiest chosen Zorn Help?
Arabic (Google) : أسهل تعليمات اختيار سورن؟
Back to English (Google) : Help choose the easiest Zorn?
Turkish (Bing) : Kolay Zorn seçim Yardımı?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy Zorn selection Help?
Filipino (Google) : Madali Zorn pagpili Help?
Back to English (Google) : Easy selection Zorn Help?
French (Bing) : Sélection facile Zorn aider ?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy selection Zorn help?
Korean (Bing) : 쉬운 선택 죤의 도움말?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy choice John's help?
Hindi (Google) : आसान विकल्प है जॉन की मदद?
Back to English (Google) : Simple options to help John?
Malay (Google) : Pilihan mudah untuk membantu John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy options to help John?
Slovenian (Bing) : Enostavno možnosti za pomoč John?
Back to English (Bing) : Easy option to help John?
Danish (Google) : Nem mulighed for at hjælpe John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Maltese (Google) : Faċli biex jgħinu John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Chinese (Google) : 易于帮助约翰？
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Dutch (Google) : Makkelijk aan John te helpen?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to John to help?
Slovak (Google) : Ľahko sa John pomôcť?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Irish (Google) : Éasca le cabhrú le John?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Hebrew (Google) : קל לעזור ג'ון?
Back to English (Google) : Easy to help John?
Greek (Bing) : Εύκολο να βοηθήσει τον Ιωάννη;
Back to English (Bing) : Easy to help John?

Result: Easy to help John?

 

[micromass]

Original: Ryan is awesome and likes to study nano thingies.

Spanish : Ryan es impresionante y le gusta estudiar cositas nano.
Back to English : Ryan is awesome and look like little things nano.
Malay : Ryan mengagumkan dan kelihatan seperti perkara nano sedikit.
Back to English : Ryan is amazing and looks like the nano a little.
Irish : Ryan Is iontach agus tá sé cosúil leis an nana beagán.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it looks like the little Nano.
Maltese : Ryan huwa kbir u jidher qisu l-Nano ftit.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it looks like the little Nano.
Filipino : Ryan ay mahusay at ito Mukhang sa maliit na Nano.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it looks like the little Nano.
Italian : Ryan è grande e sembra che la piccola Nano.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it seems that the little Dwarf.
Norwegian : Ryan er stor og det virker som den lille dverg.
Back to English : Ryan is great and it seems that the little dwarf.
Russian : Райан является большим, и кажется, что маленький карлик.
Back to English : Ryan is great, and it seems that little dwarf.
Spanish : Ryan es grande, y parece que enano.
Back to English : Ryan is great, and seems to dwarf.
Hungarian : Ryan nagyon jó, és úgy tűnik, hogy törpe.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Bulgarian : Райън е много добър и изглежда джудже.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Norwegian : Ryan er veldig bra og ser ut til dverg.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Dutch : Ryan is erg goed en lijkt dwerg aan.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Romanian : Ryan este foarte bine şi pare să pitici.
Back to English : Ryan is very good and seems to dwarf.
Filipino : Ryan ay napakahusay at tila dwarf.
Back to English : Ryan was superb and somewhat dwarf.
Catalan : Ryan era excel · lent i una mica nana.
Back to English : Ryan was excellent and a little dwarf.
Spanish : Ryan fue excelente y un enano.
Back to English : Ryan was excellent and a dwarf.
Filipino : Ryan ay mahusay at isang dwarf.
Back to English : Ryan is great and a dwarf.
Norwegian : Ryan er stor og en dverg.
Back to English : Ryan is great and a dwarf.
Filipino : Ryan ay mahusay at isang dwarf.
Back to English : Ryan is great and a dwarf.

Result: Ryan is great and a dwarf.

 

[Ryan_m_b]

Original: Ryan is awesome and likes to study nano thingies.

Result: Ryan is great and a dwarf.

Brilliant! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[micromass]

Original: I'm making homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not hard dry frisbees like what they sell at the grocery store

English : I'm making homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not hard dry frisbees like what they sell at the grocery store
Back to English : I'm making homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not hard dry frisbees like what they sell at the grocery store
Slovenian : Jaz sem kar domač pita kruh, mehko in vlažno, ni težko suha frisbees všeč, kar jih prodajajo v trgovini
Back to English : I'm pretty homemade pita bread, soft and moist, not dry hard like frisbees, which they sold in the shop
Icelandic : Ég er nokkuð heimabakað Pita brauð, mjúkur og rakur, ekki þurr harður eins frisbees, sem þeir seldu í búðinni
Back to English : I'm pretty homemade Pita bread, soft and moist, not dry hard like Frisbee, which they sold in the shop
Belarusian : Я вельмі хатні лаваш, мяккі і вільготны, а не сухі цяжка, як фрызбі, якая была прададзеная ў краме
Back to English : I'm home pita bread, soft and moist, not dry hard as Frisbee, which was sold in the shop
Italian : Sono a casa il pane pita, morbido e non umido, secco duro come frisbee, che è stata venduta in negozio
Back to English : I'm home pita bread, soft, wet, dry hard as a frisbee, which was sold in the shop
Belarusian : Я дома лаваш, мяккі, вільготны, сухі складана, як лятаючая талерка, які быў прададзены ў краме
Back to English : I'm home pita bread, soft, wet, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which was sold in the shop
Maltese : Jien dar ħobż pita,, imxarrab artab, xott, iebsa, bħal li jtajru saucer, li kien mibjugħ fil-ħanut
Back to English : I'm home pita bread,, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which was sold in the shop
Chinese Traditional : 我家庭皮塔餅，濕，軟，幹，硬，像一個飛碟，這是在商店出售
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Chinese Simplified : 我的家庭皮塔饼，湿，软，干，硬，像一个飞碟，这是在商店出售
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry, hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Italian : La mia famiglia pane pita, bagnato, morbido, asciutto e duro, come un disco volante, che viene venduto nei negozi
Back to English : My family pita bread, wet, soft, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Serbian : Моја породица Пита хлеб, мокро, меке, суве и тешко, као летећи тањир, који се продаје у продавницама
Back to English : My family Pita bread, wet, soft, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Czech : Moje rodina pita chléb, vlhké, jemné, suché a tvrdé, jako létající talíř, který se prodává v obchodech
Back to English : My family pita bread, moist, fine, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Portuguese: Portugal : Minha família pão pita, úmida, fina, seca e dura, como um disco voador, que é vendido em lojas
Back to English : My family pita bread, moist, thin, dry and hard, like a flying saucer, which is sold in stores
Japanese : 店舗で販売されている空飛ぶ円盤のような、、湿った薄い、乾燥とハード私の家族ピタパン、、
Back to English : Like a flying saucer that is sold in stores, moist pale, dry and hard pita bread my family,,
Turkish : Mağazalar, nemli, soluk, kuru ve sert pide ailem, satılan bir uçan daire gibi,
Back to English : Stores, moist, pale, dry and hard bread my family, sold as a flying saucer,
Japanese : 店舗、湿った、薄い、乾燥してハードパン空飛ぶ円盤のように販売されて私の家族、、
Back to English : Stores, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer hard bread and dried,,
Irish : Stores, tais, pale, is é mo theaghlach a dhíoltar mar arán sásar eitilte crua agus triomaithe,,
Back to English : Stores, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer hard bread and dried,
Belarusian : Крамы, вільготная, бледная, мая сям'я прадаецца як лятаючая талерка чэрствага хлеба і сушаныя,
Back to English : Shops, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer of stale bread and dried,
Portuguese: Portugal : Lojas, úmida, pálida, minha família é vendido como um disco voador de pão amanhecido e secas,
Back to English : Shops, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer of stale bread and dried,

Result: Shops, moist, pale, my family is sold as a flying saucer of stale bread and dried,

 

[lisab]

Original: Lisab is a wood nymph.

Portuguese : Lisab é uma ninfa de madeira.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Danish : Lisab er et træ nymfe.
Back to English : Lisab is a wood nymph.
Estonian : Lisab on puidu nymph.
Back to English : Inserts are wood movies.

Result: Inserts are wood movies.

:rofl:

 

[D H]

After hearing me laugh, my wife asked me, "OK D_H, what in the world are you reading?"

Original: OK D_H, what in the world are you reading.
Catalan (Google) : Acceptar D_H, el que en el món està llegint.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, that the world is reading.
Arabic (Bing) : موافق ديفيد، أن يقوم بقراءة العالم.
Back to English (Bing) : OK D_H, read the world.
Hungarian (Google) : OK D_H, olvasd el a világot.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, check out the world.
Turkish (Google) : D_H Tamam, dünyayı kontrol edin.
Back to English (Google) : D_H OK, check the world.
Irish (Google) : D_H, OK, seiceáil ar fud an domhain.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check worldwide.
Maltese (Google) : D_H, OK, iċċekkja madwar id-dinja.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check around the world.
Slovak (Bing) : D_H, OK, kontrola po celom svete.
Back to English (Bing) : D_H, OK, control over the world.
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 大卫，确定，控制世界。
Back to English (Google) : D_H, determined to control the world.
Thai (Google) : ดาวิดมุ่งมั่นที่จะปกครองโลก
Back to English (Google) : D_H is determined to rule the world.

Result: D_H is determined to rule the world.

Reminds me of Pinky and the Brain.

 

[Evo]

After hearing me laugh, my wife asked me, "OK D_H, what in the world are you reading?"

Original: OK D_H, what in the world are you reading.
Catalan (Google) : Acceptar D_H, el que en el món està llegint.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, that the world is reading.
Arabic (Bing) : موافق ديفيد، أن يقوم بقراءة العالم.
Back to English (Bing) : OK D_H, read the world.
Hungarian (Google) : OK D_H, olvasd el a világot.
Back to English (Google) : OK D_H, check out the world.
Turkish (Google) : D_H Tamam, dünyayı kontrol edin.
Back to English (Google) : D_H OK, check the world.
Irish (Google) : D_H, OK, seiceáil ar fud an domhain.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check worldwide.
Maltese (Google) : D_H, OK, iċċekkja madwar id-dinja.
Back to English (Google) : D_H, OK, check around the world.
Slovak (Bing) : D_H, OK, kontrola po celom svete.
Back to English (Bing) : D_H, OK, control over the world.
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 大卫，确定，控制世界。
Back to English (Google) : D_H, determined to control the world.
Thai (Google) : ดาวิดมุ่งมั่นที่จะปกครองโลก
Back to English (Google) : D_H is determined to rule the world.

Result: D_H is determined to rule the world.

Reminds me of Pinky and the Brain.

:rofl: I knew it!

 

[Monique]

haha

Original: I like the people here, they are so smart and funny
Italian : mi piace la gente di qui, sono così intelligente e divertente
Back to English : I like the people here are so smart and funny
Haitian Creole : Mwen renmen pèp la sont se konsa lespri, drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that the spirit of the are so drôles
Hebrew : אני אוהב את האנשים, כי הרוח הם כל כך drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that spirit they so drôles
Czech : Mám rád lidi, že duch se tak drôles
Back to English : I like people that spirit so drôles
Portuguese : Eu gosto de pessoas que espírito assim cartoons
Back to English : I like people that spirit so cartoons
Slovenian : Všeč mi je ljudi, ki tako karikature duh
Back to English : I like the people who so cartoons spirit
Swedish : Jag gillar de människor som så Managers anda
Back to English : I like the people who so Managers spirit
Russian : Мне нравится люди которые так дух менеджеров
Back to English : I like people who have the spirit of managers
Greek : Ήθελα άτομα που έχουν το πνεύμα των διαχειριστών
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators
Romanian : La fel ca oamenii care au spiritul de administratori
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

Results: Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

 

[micromass]

Original: Hurkyl likes to play with dwarves

Portuguese : Hurkyl gosta de brincar com anões
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys playing with midgets
Hungarian : Hurkyl élvezi játszik törpék
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys playing dwarfs
Finnish : Hurkyl nauttii pelissä kääpiöt
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys the game of dwarfs
Icelandic : Hurkyl nýtur leikur dverga
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoys games dwarfs
Afrikaans : Hurkyl geniet speletjies dwerge
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy games dwarfs
Chinese : Hurkyl享受游戏相形见绌
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game shame
Lithuanian : Hurkyl mėgautis žaidimą gėda
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game shame
Danish : Hurkyl nyde spillet skam
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game shame
Hebrew : Hurkyl ליהנות בושה משחק
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the shame game
Indonesian : Hurkyl menikmati permainan malu
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game of shame
Portuguese: Portugal : Hurkyl apreciar o jogo da vergonha
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game of shame
Hebrew : Hurkyl ליהנות מהמשחק של בושה
Back to English : Hurkyl enjoy the game of shame
Czech : Hurkyl si hru hanby
Back to English : Hurkyl the game of shame
Greek : Hurkyl το παιχνίδι της ντροπής
Back to English : Hurkyl game of shame
Greek : Hurkyl παιχνίδι της ντροπής
Back to English : Hurkyl game of shame
Hindi : शर्म की Hurkyl खेल
Back to English : Hurkyl game of shame
Haitian Creole : Hurkyl jwèt nan wont
Back to English : Hurkyl Games shame
Hindi : Hurkyl खेलों शर्म की बात है
Back to English : Hurkyl Games shame
Galician : Hurkyl vergoña Xogos
Back to English : Hurkyl Games shame
Chinese : Hurkyl奥运会的耻辱
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Japanese : Hurkylオリンピックの恥
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Albanian : Hurkyl Olimpike turp
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Arabic : الأولمبية العار Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Hungarian : Olimpiai szégyent Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
French : Hurkyl honte olympiques
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Catalan : Olímpic Hurkyl vergonya
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Irish : Hurkyl náire Oilimpeacha
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Macedonian : Олимписки срам Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Norwegian : OL skam Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Norwegian : OL skam Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Chinese Traditional : 奧運會的恥辱 Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Welsh : Hurkyl cywilydd Olympaidd
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Swedish : Hurkyl olympiska skam
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic shame
Maltese : Hurkyl mistħija Olimpiku
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Danish : Olympiske skam Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Swahili : Olimpiki aibu Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Filipino : Olympic kahihiyan Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
French : Hurkyl honte olympiques
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
German : Olympischen Schande Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Turkish : Olympic utanç Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Latvian : Olympic kauns Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Hungarian : Olimpiai szégyent Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Hebrew : אולימפי Hurkyl בושה
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
French : Hurkyl honte olympiques
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Vietnamese : Olympic xấu hổ Hurkyl
Back to English : Olympic shame Hurkyl
Persian : المپیک Hurkyl شرم
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Welsh : Hurkyl Olympaidd Cywilydd
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Dutch : Hurkyl Olympische Shame
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Slovenian : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Shame
Czech : Hurkyl olympijské Škoda
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Damage
Polish : Hurkyl Olympic Damage
Back to English : Hurkyl Olympic Damage
Irish : Hurkyl Oilimpeacha Damáiste
Back to English : Damage Olympic Hurkyl
Tagalog : Pinsala Olympic Hurkyl
Back to English : Damage Olympic Hurkyl
Thai : ความเสียหาย Hurkyl การแข่งขันกีฬาโอลิมปิก
Back to English : Hurkyl damage to the Olympics.

Result: Hurkyl damage to the Olympics.

 

[Evo]

Original: Hurkyl is a cute math genius that loves potato tots

Italian : Hurkyl è un genio della matematica carino che ama bimbetti di patate
Back to English : Hurkyl is a mathematical genius who loves cute potato Tots
German : Hurkyl ist ein mathematisches Genie, das süße Kartoffel Tots liebt
Back to English : Hurkyl is a mathematical genius who loves sweet potato of Tots
Portuguese : Hurkyl é um gênio matemático que ama a batata-doce de Tots
Back to English : Hurkyl is a genius mathematician who loves sweet potato Tots
Catalan : Hurkyl és un matemàtic de geni que estima Tots sweet potato
Back to English : Hurkyl is a genius mathematician who loves all of sweet potato
Latvian : Hurkyl ir ģēnijs matemātiķis, kurš mīl visi saldie kartupeļi
Back to English : Hurkyl's a genius mathematician who loves all sweet potatoes
Chinese Simplified : Hurkyl 的天才数学家热爱所有的红薯
Back to English : Hurkyl genius mathematician loved all the sweet potatoes
Portuguese : Matemático de gênio Hurkyl amei todas as batatas-doces
Back to English : Genius mathematician Hurkyl loved all sweet potatoes
Japanese : すべての甘いポテト天才数学者 Hurkyl を追加しました
Back to English : Added all sweet potatoes genius mathematician Hurkyl
Turkish : Tüm tatlı patates dahi matematikçi Hurkyl eklendi
Back to English : Added all sweet potatoes genius mathematician Hurkyl
Russian : Добавлены все сладкий картофель гений математик Hurkyl
Back to English : Added all sweet potatoes genius mathematician Hurkyl
French : Ajouté tous les patates mathématicien de génie Hurkyl
Back to English : Added all engineering Hurkyl mathematician potatoes
Slovenian : Doda vse inženirske Hurkyl matematik krompir
Back to English : Adds all engineering Hurkyl mathematician potatoes
French : Ajoute tous les pommes du mathématicien génies des Hurkyl
Back to English : Adds all the geniuses of the Hurkyl mathematician apples
Finnish : Lisää Hurkyl matemaatikko omenoiden nerot
Back to English : Add Hurkyl mathematician apples principals
Italian : Aggiungere identità di mele matematico Hurkyl
Back to English : Add Apple Hurkyl mathematical identities
Indonesian : Menambahkan Apple Hurkyl matematika identitas
Back to English : Add Apple Hurkyl mathematical identities
Bulgarian : Добавяне на математически самоличности Apple Hurkyl
Back to English : Add mathematical identities Apple Hurkyl
Estonian : Lisada matemaatilisi identiteetide Apple Hurkyl
Back to English : Add mathematical identities Apple Hurkyl
Korean : 이번 주 정체성 수학 애플 Hurkyl 추가
Back to English : This week Apple Adds Hurkyl identity mathematics
Russian : На этой неделе Apple добавляет Hurkyl личность математики
Back to English : This week Apple Adds Hurkyl identity mathematics

Result: This week Apple Adds Hurkyl identity mathematics

 

[turbo]

Norwegian : hertug er en whiney gutt
Back to English : Duke is a whiney boy
German : Duke ist ein whiney junge
Back to English : Duke is a whiney young
Romanian : Duce este un young whiney
Back to English : Duke is a young whiney
Dutch : Hertog is een jonge whiney
Back to English : Duke is a young whiney
Lithuanian : Kunigaikštis yra jaunas whiney
Back to English : The Prince is a young whiney
Chinese Simplified : 王子是一个年轻玩世
Back to English : Prince is a young
Danish : Prince er en ung
Back to English : Prince is a young
Swedish : Prins är en ung
Back to English : Prince is a young
Estonian : Prints on noor
Back to English : The Prince is a young
Czech : Princ je mladý
Back to English : The Prince is young

 

[FtlIsAwesome]

Original: Help, I'm dying.

Persian (Google) : کمک ، من هستم مرگ.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
French (Bing) : Aide, je suis mort.
Back to English (Bing) : Help, I am dead.
English (Bing) : Help, I am dead.
Back to English (Bing) : Help, I am dead.
Indonesian (Google) : Bantuan, saya mati.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
Hungarian (Google) : Segítség, halott vagyok.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
Slovak (Bing) : Pomocník, som mŕtvy.
Back to English (Bing) : Help, I'm dead.
Persian (Google) : کمک ، من مرده است.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dead.
Malay (Google) : Membantu, saya mati.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I die.
Lithuanian (Google) : Pagalba, aš miršta.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
Serbian (Google) : Помоћ, ја умирем.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
Back to English (Google) : Help, I'm dying.
Korean (Google) : 나 지금 죽어 간다 데 도움이됩니다.
Back to English (Google) : Will help, I'm dying.
Indonesian (Google) : Akan membantu, aku sekarat.
Back to English (Google) : Will help, I'm dying.
German (Bing) : Wird helfen, ich sterbe.
Back to English (Bing) : Will help, I'm dying.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 將説明，我將死去。
Back to English (Bing) : Description, I will die.
Chinese (Google) : 说明，我会死。
Back to English (Google) : That I will die.
Vietnamese (Bing) : Rằng tôi sẽ chết.
Back to English (Bing) : That I will die.
Slovenian (Bing) : Da sem bo umrl.
Back to English (Bing) : That I will die.
Arabic (Google) : التي من شأنها أن أموت.
Back to English (Google) : That would die.
Korean (Google) : 그 죽을 것입니다.
Back to English (Google) : He will die.
Ukranian (Google) : Він має померти.
Back to English (Google) : He should die.
French (Google) : Il devait mourir.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Albanian (Google) : Ai vdiq.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Serbian (Google) : Он је умро.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Malay (Google) : Beliau meninggal dunia.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Russian (Google) : Он умер.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Icelandic (Google) : Hann dó.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
French (Bing) : Il est mort.
Back to English (Bing) : He is dead.
Albanian (Google) : Ai është i vdekur.
Back to English (Google) : He is dead.
Maltese (Google) : Huwa mejta.
Back to English (Google) : Is dead.
Macedonian (Google) : Е мртов.
Back to English (Google) : Is dead.
Russian (Bing) : Мертв.
Back to English (Bing) : Dead.
Indonesian (Bing) : Mati.
Back to English (Bing) : Die.
Hindi (Google) : मरो.
Back to English (Google) : Die.
Romanian (Bing) : Die.
Back to English (Bing) : Die.
Icelandic (Google) : Die.
Back to English (Google) : Die.
Chinese (Google) : 死亡。
Back to English (Google) : Death.
Dutch (Google) : De dood.
Back to English (Google) : The dead.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 死人。
Back to English (Bing) : The dead.
Norwegian (Bing) : Døde.
Back to English (Bing) : Dead.
Belarusian (Google) : Dead.
Back to English (Google) : Dead.
Czech (Bing) : Mrtvý.
Back to English (Bing) : Dead.
Serbian (Google) : Мртав.
Back to English (Google) : He's dead.
Lithuanian (Google) : Jis miręs.
Back to English (Google) : He was dead.
Maltese (Google) : Huwa kien mejjet.
Back to English (Google) : He was dead.
Polish (Bing) : Był już nieżywy.
Back to English (Bing) : He was already dead.
Tagalog (Google) : Siya ay na patay.
Back to English (Google) : He was dead.
Chinese (Google) : 他死了。
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Afrikaans (Google) : Hy het gesterf.
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Chinese (Google) : 他死了。
Back to English (Google) : He died.
Finnish (Bing) : Hän kuoli.
Back to English (Bing) : He died of a heart attack.
Welsh (Google) : Bu farw o drawiad ar y galon.
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.
Russian (Google) : Он умер от сердечного приступа.
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.
Chinese (Google) : 他死于心脏病发作的。
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.
Dutch (Bing) : Hij stierf aan een hartaanval.
Back to English (Bing) : He died of a heart attack.
Norwegian (Google) : Han døde av et hjerteinfarkt.
Back to English (Google) : He died of a heart attack.

Result: He died of a heart attack.


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Original: I am become the supreme onion, the saddener of worlds.

Croatian (Google) : Ja sam postao vrhovni luk, saddener svjetova.
Back to English (Google) : I became the supreme onion, saddener worlds.
Romanian (Google) : Am devenit ceapa suprem, saddener lumi.
Back to English (Google) : I became the supreme onion, saddener world.
Thai (Bing) : ฉันกลายหัวหอมจอม saddener โลก
Back to English (Bing) : I became a world leader onion saddener
Chinese (Google) : 我成为一个世界领先的洋葱saddener
Back to English (Google) : I became one of the world's leading onion saddener
Malay (Google) : Saya menjadi salah satu saddener bawang terkemuka di dunia
Back to English (Google) : I become one of the world's leading garlic saddener
Russian (Bing) : Я стала одним из мировых ведущих чеснок saddener
Back to English (Bing) : I was one of the world's leading garlic saddener
Vietnamese (Google) : Tôi là một trong những saddener tỏi hàng đầu thế giới
Back to English (Google) : I was one of the world's leading garlic saddener
Chinese (Google) : 我是世界领先的大蒜saddener
Back to English (Google) : I am the world's leading garlic saddener
Irish (Google) : Tá mé an domhain le rá saddener gairleog
Back to English (Google) : I am the world's leading garlic saddener
Latvian (Google) : Es esmu pasaules vadošo ķiplokus saddener
Back to English (Google) : I am the world's leading garlic saddener

Result: I am the world's leading garlic saddener


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Original: The more I think about language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all. - Gödel

Romanian (Bing) : Mai mult mă gândesc la limba, mai mult ma uimeste ca oameni vreodată înţeleg reciproc la toate. -Gödel
Back to English (Bing) : More I think about the language, the more it amazes me that people ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
Bulgarian (Bing) : Повече за езика, мисля, по-amazes ми, че хората някога разберат помежду си изобщо. -Гьодел
Back to English (Bing) : More about language, I think more people amazes me that ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
English (Bing) : More about language, I think more people amazes me that ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
Back to English (Bing) : More about language, I think more people amazes me that ever understand each other at all. -Gödel
Vietnamese (Google) : Thêm về ngôn ngữ, tôi nghĩ rằng nhiều người làm tôi ngạc nhiên rằng bao giờ hiểu nhau ở tất cả. -Godel
Back to English (Google) : Watch the language, I think many people surprised me that never understood each other at all. -Gödel
Thai (Google) : ดูภาษาที่ฉันคิดว่าหลาย ๆ คนที่ฉันประหลาดใจที่ไม่เคยเข้าใจซึ่งกันและกันที่ทั้งหมด - Gödel
Back to English (Google) : I see that I am surprised that many people do not understand each other at all - Gödel.
Polish (Google) : Widzę, że jestem zaskoczony, że wielu ludzi nie rozumie siebie w ogóle - Gödel.
Back to English (Google) : I see that I am surprised that many people do not understand myself at all - Gödel.
Greek (Google) : Βλέπω ότι είμαι έκπληκτος ότι πολλοί άνθρωποι δεν κατανοούν τον εαυτό μου καθόλου - Gödel.
Back to English (Google) : I see that I am surprised that many people do not understand myself at all - Gödel.
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 我看到我驚訝的是很多人不了解自己在所有-哥。
Back to English (Bing) : I see what surprises me is that many people don't understand themselves in all-San Diego.
German (Google) : Ich sehe, was mich wundert ist, dass viele Leute nicht verstehen, sich in all-San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprises me is that not many people understand, in all of San Diego.
Welsh (Google) : Rwy'n gweld hyn synnu fi yw nad yw llawer o bobl yn deall, ym mhob un o'r San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that not many people understand, in all of San Diego.
Norwegian (Google) : Jeg ser det som overrasket meg er at ikke mange folk forstår, i hele San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that not many people understand, throughout San Diego.
Romanian (Google) : Văd ceea ce ma surprins este faptul că mulţi oameni nu înţeleg, în întreaga San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that many people do not understand, throughout San Diego.
Finnish (Bing) : Näen, mitä yllätti minut on, että monet ihmiset eivät ymmärrä, San Diego kaikkialla.
Back to English (Bing) : I see, what surprised me is that many people do not understand, San Diego.
Bulgarian (Google) : Виждам, това, което ме изненада е, че много хора не разбират, Сан Диего.
Back to English (Google) : I see what surprised me is that many people do not understand, San Diego.
Afrikaans (Google) : Ek sien wat my verras is dat baie mense nie verstaan ​​nie, San Diego.
Back to English (Google) : I saw what surprised me is that many people do not understand San Diego.
Russian (Bing) : Я видел, что удивило меня, что многие люди не понимают Сан-Диего.
Back to English (Bing) : I saw that surprised me that many people don't understand San Diego.
Arabic (Google) : رأيت أن فاجأني أن الكثير من الناس لا يفهمون سان دييغو.
Back to English (Google) : I saw that surprised me a lot of people do not understand San Diego.
Chinese (Google) : 我看到了，让我吃惊了很多人不理解圣地亚哥。
Back to English (Google) : I saw, to my surprise a lot of people do not understand San Diego.

Result: I saw, to my surprise a lot of people do not understand San Diego.


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I'm really cluttering this post up...


Original: Vote Drakkith for Best Armchair Scientist Award!

Afrikaans (Google) : Stem Drakkith vir die beste Armstoel Scientist Award!
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best Drakkith Armchair Scientist Award!
Albanian (Google) : Voto për çmimin më të mirë Drakkith Armchair Scientist!
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best price Drakkith Armchair Scientist!
Arabic (Bing) : التصويت للسعر الأفضل "العلماء ذراعين دراكيث"!
Back to English (Bing) : Vote for the best price "scientists arms drakith!"
Belarusian (Google) : Галасаванне за лепшую цану "навукоўцы зброі drakith!"
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best price "weapons scientists drakith!"
Bulgarian (Bing) : Гласувайте за най-добрата цена
Back to English (Bing) : Vote for the best price
Catalan (Google) : Vota pel millor preu
Back to English (Google) : Vote for best price
Chinese (Google) : 投票为最佳价格
Back to English (Google) : Vote for the best price
Chinese Simplified (Google) : 投票最好的价格
Back to English (Google) : Voted the best price
Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 投票最優惠的價格
Back to English (Bing) : Voted the best price
Croatian (Google) : Proglašen je najboljim cijene
Back to English (Google) : He was named the best prices
Czech (Bing) : Byl jmenován nejlepší ceny
Back to English (Bing) : He was appointed the best prices
Danish (Bing) : Han blev udnævnt til de bedste priser
Back to English (Bing) : He was nominated for the best prices
Dutch (Google) : Hij werd genomineerd voor de beste prijzen
Back to English (Google) : He was nominated for best prices
English (Google) : He was nominated for best prices
Back to English (Google) : He was nominated for best prices
Estonian (Bing) : Ta oli nominent parima hinnaga
Back to English (Bing) : He was for the best prices
Filipino (Google) : Siya ay para sa pinakamahusay na presyo
Back to English (Google) : He was for the best price
Finnish (Google) : Hän oli paras hinta
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
French (Google) : Il a été le meilleur prix
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
Galician (Google) : El foi o mellor prezo
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
German (Google) : Er war der beste Preis
Back to English (Google) : He was the best price
Greek (Google) : Ήταν η καλύτερη τιμή
Back to English (Google) : It was the best price
Haitian Creole (Bing) : Se te pi bon pri a
Back to English (Bing) : It was the best price
Hebrew (Google) : זה היה המחיר הטוב ביותר
Back to English (Google) : It was the best price
Hindi (Google) : यह सबसे अच्छी कीमत
Back to English (Google) : The best price
Hungarian (Bing) : A legjobb ár
Back to English (Bing) : The best price
Icelandic (Google) : Besta verðið
Back to English (Google) : Best price
Indonesian (Google) : Harga Terbaik
Back to English (Google) : Best Prices
Irish (Google) : Praghsanna is Fearr
Back to English (Google) : Best Prices
Italian (Google) : Prezzi migliori
Back to English (Google) : Best Prices
Japanese (Google) : 海外ホテル予約
Back to English (Google) : Great Rooms
Korean (Bing) : 훌륭한 객실
Back to English (Bing) : Great room
Latvian (Google) : Great room
Back to English (Google) : Great room
Lithuanian (Bing) : Didelis kambarys
Back to English (Bing) : Large room
Macedonian (Google) : Голем соба
Back to English (Google) : A room
Malay (Google) : Bilik
Back to English (Google) : Room
Maltese (Google) : Kamra
Back to English (Google) : House
Norwegian (Bing) : House
Back to English (Bing) : House
Persian (Google) : خانه
Back to English (Google) : Home
Polish (Google) : Do domu
Back to English (Google) : Home
Portuguese (Bing) : Casa
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Portuguese: Portugal (Google) : Casa
Back to English (Google) : Home
Romanian (Bing) : Home
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Russian (Bing) : Главная страница
Back to English (Bing) : Main page
Serbian (Google) : Главна страна
Back to English (Google) : Main Page
Slovak (Google) : Hlavná stránka
Back to English (Google) : Home
Slovenian (Bing) : Domov
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Spanish (Google) : Casa
Back to English (Google) : Home
Swahili (Google) : Nyumbani
Back to English (Google) : Home
Swedish (Bing) : Hem
Back to English (Bing) : Home
Tagalog (Google) : Tahanan
Back to English (Google) : Home
Thai (Google) : หน้าแรก
Back to English (Google) : The first page.
Turkish (Bing) : İlk sayfa.
Back to English (Bing) : The first page.
Ukranian (Bing) : На першій сторінці.
Back to English (Bing) : On the first page.
Vietnamese (Google) : Trên trang đầu tiên.
Back to English (Google) : On the first page.
Welsh (Google) : Ar y dudalen gyntaf.
Back to English (Google) : On the first page.
Yiddish (Google) : אויף דער ערשטער זייַט.
Back to English (Google) : On the first page.

Result: On the first page.

 

[BobG]

haha

Original: I like the people here, they are so smart and funny
Italian : mi piace la gente di qui, sono così intelligente e divertente
Back to English : I like the people here are so smart and funny
Haitian Creole : Mwen renmen pèp la sont se konsa lespri, drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that the spirit of the are so drôles
Hebrew : אני אוהב את האנשים, כי הרוח הם כל כך drôles
Back to English : I love the people, that spirit they so drôles
Czech : Mám rád lidi, že duch se tak drôles
Back to English : I like people that spirit so drôles
Portuguese : Eu gosto de pessoas que espírito assim cartoons
Back to English : I like people that spirit so cartoons
Slovenian : Všeč mi je ljudi, ki tako karikature duh
Back to English : I like the people who so cartoons spirit
Swedish : Jag gillar de människor som så Managers anda
Back to English : I like the people who so Managers spirit
Russian : Мне нравится люди которые так дух менеджеров
Back to English : I like people who have the spirit of managers
Greek : Ήθελα άτομα που έχουν το πνεύμα των διαχειριστών
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators
Romanian : La fel ca oamenii care au spiritul de administratori
Back to English : Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

Results: Just like people who have the spirit of administrators

The scary part is how easily the translations progressed from cartoons to the spirit of administrators.

 

[Borg]

Bad translator = funny translations

Chinese: 壞的翻譯=有趣的翻譯
Back to English: Bad translation translation = fun

 

[micromass]

Original: All hail the mighty penguin
Arabic : نحيي جميع البطريق الاقوياء
Back to English : All hail the mighty penguin
Swedish : Alla hagel den mäktiga pingvinen
Back to English : All hail the mighty penguin
Croatian : Svi tuče moćni pingvin
Back to English : All hail the mighty penguin
Maltese : Kollha silġ-pingwin mighty
Back to English : All hail the mighty penguin
Portuguese : Todos saúdem o pinguim poderoso
Back to English : All hail the mighty Penguin
English : All hail the mighty Penguin
Back to English : All hail the mighty Penguin
Danish : Alle hagl den mægtige Penguin
Back to English : All hail the mighty Penguin
Catalan : Salve el poderós Pingüí
Back to English : Hail the mighty Penguin
Hungarian : Hail a hatalmas pingvin
Back to English : Hail the mighty penguin
Chinese Simplified : 冰雹的强大的企鹅
Back to English : Hail the power of penguins
Dutch : Hagel de kracht van de pinguïns
Back to English : Hail the power of the penguins
Thai : ลูกเห็บอำนาจของนกเพนกวินที่
Back to English : Hail the power of the penguin.
Filipino : Hail ang kapangyarihan ng ang penguin.
Back to English : Hail the power of the penguins.
English : Hail the power of the penguins.
Back to English : Hail the power of the penguins.
Macedonian : Радувај се моќта на пингвини.
Back to English : Rejoice power of penguins.
Chinese Traditional : 飄柔企鵝的權力。
Back to English : Rejoice penguin power.
Albanian : Gëzohu pushtet Penguin.
Back to English : Rejoice Penguin power.
Norwegian : Gled dere Penguin makt.
Back to English : Rejoice Penguin power.
Latvian : Priecājieties Penguin jaudu.
Back to English : Enjoy the Penguin power.

Result: Enjoy the Penguin power.

 

[Borg]

My wife is Russian. When we first got married, she used to mess up the following phrase:

"I got married to an American man".
Russian: Я вышла замуж за американца
Back to English: I married an American

Her phrase (which left people wondering what our wedding was like), actually translates closer to the original English phrase:

"I got married on an American man"
Russian: Я женился на американской человек
Back to English: I married an American man

 

[drizzle]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

 

[drizzle]

Original: micromass knows exactly what I'm up to!

Portuguese : Micromass sabe exatamente o que estou fazendo!
Back to English : Micromass know exactly what I'm doing!
Persian : Micromass می دانیم دقیقا همان چیزی است من انجام!
Back to English : Micromass know exactly what I do!
Swedish : Micromass vet precis vad jag gör!
Back to English : Micro Mass knows exactly what I do!
Croatian : Micro misu točno zna što mi je činiti!
Back to English : Micro Mass knows exactly what we do!
Maltese : Massa Mikro jaf eżattament dak li nagħmlu!
Back to English : Micro Mass knows exactly what to do!
Danish : Micro Masse ved nøjagtigt, hvad de skal gøre!
Back to English : Micro Mass knows exactly what to do!
Catalan : Mass Micro sabe exactamente o que facer!
Back to English : Mass Micro knows exactly what to do!
Hungarian : Mass Micro pontosan tudja, mit kell tennie!
Back to English : Mass Micro knows exactly what to do!
Chinese Simplified : 地下微知道该怎么做！
Back to English : Underground micro-know how to do!
Dutch : Underground micro-weten hoe te doen!
Back to English : Underground micro-know how to do!
Filipino : Sekreto micro-alam kung paano gawin!
Back to English : Micro Secret know-how to do!
Macedonian : Микро Тајната знаат-како да го направите!
Back to English : Micro Secret know-how to do!
Chinese Traditional : 微秘密知道該怎麼辦！
Back to English : Micro-secret know how to do!
Albanian : Mikro-sekret dinë si ta bëjnë!
Back to English : Micro-secret know how to do!
Norwegian : Micro-hemmelig vet hvordan å gjøre!
Back to English : Micro-secret know how to do!
Latvian : Micro-slepeno zina, kā darīt!
Back to English : Micro-secret know how to do that!
Czech : Micro-tajemství vědí, jak na to!
Back to English : Micro-secret know how to do it!
Portuguese : Micro-secreto sabe como fazê-lo!
Back to English : Micro-secret know how to do it!
Slovenian : Micro-skrivnost vedo, kako to storiti!
Back to English : Micro-secret know how to do it!
Japanese : マイクロ秘密は、その方法を知っている！
Back to English : Micro secret, know how to do it!
Urdu : مائیکرو راز جانتے ہیں، کس طرح کرنا ہے!
Back to English : Microsoft knows the secret, how to do!
Azerbaijani : Microsoft, nasıl, gizli bilir!
Back to English : Microsoft, how, know a secret!
Yadish : מיקראָסאָפט, ווי, וויסן אַ סוד!
Back to English :Microsoft, like, know a secret!
Arabic: مايكروسوفت، مثل ، تعرف سر!
Back to English: Microsoft, for example, know the secret!

Result: Microsoft, for example, know the secret!
:rofl:

 

[Willowz]

Original: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Galician : Ten alguén realmente foi lonxe incluso como decidiu usar incluso ir quere facer parecer máis?
Back to English : Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more?
Romanian : Are cineva a fost într-adevăr ceea ce chiar a decis să utilizeze chiar merge intenţionaţi să faceţi arate mai mult?
Back to English : Has anyone really been what even decided to use even go want to do look more?
Polish : Czy ktoś naprawdę było co nawet zdecydowała się na wykorzystanie nawet go chcesz zrobić się bardziej?
Back to English : Does anyone really been what even decided to use even go want to do more?
Slovenian : Ali kdo res kaj je bilo celo odločili, da gredo celo uporaba želite narediti več?
Back to English : Does anyone really what it was even decided to use even go want to do more?
Albanian : Ka njeri të vërtetë ajo u vendos edhe për të përdorur të shkoni edhe duan të bëjnë më shumë?
Back to English : Does anyone actually it was also decided to use even go want to do more?
Italian : C'è qualcuno che in realtà è stato anche deciso di utilizzare anche andare vuoi fare di più?
Back to English : Is there anyone who actually has also been decided to use even go want to do more?
Czech : Je tu někdo, kdo má ve skutečnosti také bylo rozhodnuto použít i jít chtějí dělat více?
Back to English : Is there someone who actually has also been decided to use even go want to do more?
Afrikaans : Is daar iemand wat werklik is ook besluit om selfs gebruik gaan meer wil doen?
Back to English : Is there someone who is actually also decided to use even go want to do?
Slovenian : Ali obstaja nekdo, ki je dejansko tudi odločila, da uporabite tudi šel želite narediti?
Back to English : Is there someone who is actually also decided to use even go want to do?
Estonian : Kas keegi, kes tegelikult ka otsustanud kasutada isegi minna tahad?
Back to English : Is there anyone who actually decided to use even go want to do?
Finnish : Onko ketään, joka todella päättänyt käyttää jopa mennä haluavat tehdä?
Back to English : Is there anyone who actually decided to use even go want to do?
French : Est-ce qu'il you quelqu'un qui a réellement décidé d'utiliser même aller voulez faire?
Back to English : Is there anyone who actually decided to use even go want to do?
Romanian : Este cineva care de fapt, a decis să utilizeze chiar merge doriţi să faceţi?
Back to English : Is there anyone who actually decided to use even go want to do?
Catalan : Hi ha algú que realment va decidir utilitzar fins i tot anar vols fer?
Back to English : Does anyone actually decided to use even go want to do?
Belarusian : Хто-небудзь на самай справе вырашыў выкарыстаць нават пайсці хочаце зрабіць?
Back to English : Does anyone actually decided to use even go want to do?
Portuguese : Alguém decidiu usar até mesmo ir quer fazer?
Back to English : Someone decided to use even go want to do?
Chinese Simplified : 有人决定使用甚至想干什么？
Back to English : It was decided to use even want to do?
Portuguese: Portugal : Decidiu-se usar até mesmo quer fazer?
Back to English : It was decided to use even want to do?
Italian : Si è deciso di utilizzare anche voler fare?
Back to English : It was decided to use even want to do?
Chinese Traditional : 這是決定使用，甚至想幹什麼？
Back to English : This is a decision to use or even want to do?

Wow.

 

[lisab]

Do, or do not. There is no try.

Chinese Traditional (Bing) : 做或不做。沒有嘗試。
Back to English (Bing) : Done or not done. Did not try.
Danish (Google) : Gjort eller ikke gjort. Vidste ikke prøve.
Back to English (Google) : Done or not done. Did not try.
Croatian (Google) : Gotovo ili ne radi. Nije probati.
Back to English (Google) : Done or not. Not try.
Thai (Google) : ทำได้หรือไม่ ไม่ได้ลอง
Back to English (Google) : Do not do it.
Korean (Google) : 하지 마십시오.
Back to English (Google) : Do not.
German (Google) : Nicht.
Back to English (Google) : Not.
Hindi (Google) : नहीं.
Back to English (Google) : No.
Chinese Traditional (Google) : 號
Back to English (Google) : Number
Irish (Google) : Uimhir
Back to English (Google) : Number
Haitian Creole (Bing) : Nombre
Back to English (Bing) : Number

Result: Number.

 

[OmCheeto]

Do, or do not. There is no try.



Result: Number.

It's probably another "Mathematics is much like a cat" translation.

(shhhhh! don't tell anyone. cats rule the universe.)

Oh dear god... There's that damn black hole coming my way again...

Original: cats rule the world

Afrikaans : katte regeer die wêreld
Back to English : cats rule the world
Haitian Creole : chat règ mond lan
Back to English : cats rule the world
Tagalog : cats patakaran sa mundo
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Turkish : Kediler dünyaya hakim
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Polish : Koty rządzą światem
Back to English : Cats rule the world
English : Cats rule the world
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Portuguese : Gatos governar o mundo
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Spanish : Los gatos gobiernan el mundo
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Persian : گربه های حکومت جهان
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Chinese Traditional : 貓統治世界
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Chinese Simplified : 猫统治世界
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Belarusian : Коткі кіруюць светам
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Haitian Creole : Chat règ mond lan
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Irish : Cait riail an domhan
Back to English : Cats rule the world
Thai : แมวกฎโลก
Back to English : Cats rule the world.
Romanian : Pisici conduce lumea.
Back to English : Cats rule the world.
Chinese Traditional : 貓統治世界。
Back to English : Cats rule the world.
Indonesian : Kucing memerintah dunia.
Back to English : Cats rule the world.
German : Katzen regieren die Welt.
Back to English : Cats rule the world.
Macedonian : Мачки владее со светот.
Back to English : Cats rule the world.

Result: Cats rule the world

See! Told Ya!

The only universal truth.

 

[rootX]

"i am a dog"

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"I had a dog. And I fire. Pessigat what to write."

"i can't hug every cat"

...30 translations later Bing gives us:

"The cat was not found."

 

[tonit]

Lol, you guys should really respect all the punctuation rules, in order for the translation to approximate the real meaning.

 

[Hobin]

Original text:
"The Dutch lost to the Danish team."

...5 translations later, SDL gives us:
"The Dutchman that is lost to the Danish squad. "