If this is true why can't we just find an energy divided by a very small mass, square root it and that's what the speed of light equals for that object?
Let's have fun with this. Weigh a small mass in a known gravitational field; you've got m. Inject slowly (vanishing KE) into an anti-calorimeter; you've got 2E.
You can buy anti-calorimeters from the same store that sells 1 light year Born rigid rods, frictionless surfaces, rigid massless shells, etc.