C++ Jokes: A Collection of Funny Coding Stories

[smart_worker]

Are there any jokes related to c++?

 

[SteamKing]

I'm sure there are, but they can't be repeated in mixed company.

 

[Ivan Seeking]

When are they finally going to release D?

 

[Borek]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D_(programming_language)

 

[lendav_rott]

// cure for C++'s STD
#define virgin std

C++ : Where friends have access to your private members. - Gavin Baker

C allows you to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ allows you to re-use the bullet

 

[D H]

Alan Kay (the inventor of SmallTalk) at his 1997 OOPSLA keynote address:
Actually I made up the term "object-oriented", and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

 

[AlephZero]

When are they finally going to release D?

Microsoft are releasing their own version called C##. (Knowledge of music notation required to understand the joke).

 

[lendav_rott]

Microsoft are releasing their own version called C##. (Knowledge of music notation required to understand the joke).

double diesis so D?