Can Rock, Paper, Scissors Be Reinvented with New Rules?

[Chi Meson]

Hammer! Hammer! Hammer kills mouse!

Come on! That one was legit!

OK! OK, mouse inadvertantly reconnects circuit and allows shredder to work long enough to destroy the Kyoto protocol.

I liked hammer better.

 

[arildno]

Maces and clubs are still allowed, chi.

 

[Mattara]

Hammer! Hammer! Hammer kills mouse!

NO hammers

OK! OK, mouse inadvertantly reconnects circuit and allows shredder to work long enough to destroy the Kyoto protocol.

That isn't rock, paper scissors that is just a story

A mouse gnaing on shredder's electrical cord destroying the paper shredder

Mousetrap

 

[arildno]

Club smashes moustrap to pieces (not the nightly version of a club, but the h*****ly)

 

[daveb]

club is made of wood and is eaten by a swarm of termites.

 

[arildno]

Mace squashes termites

 

[daveb]

hmmm, big mace

 

[arildno]

mmmm, big mace

Really, daveb?

 

[Chi Meson]

That isn't rock, paper scissors that is just a story

I disagree; think of it as electric current kills mouse. I believe the game proceeds from "electric current.'

DaveC? Care to judge?

 

[Mattara]

lets just make it move on ;P

electric current

Water beats electric current

 

[arildno]

Desert rat drinks water.

 

[daveb]

While drinking, coyote pounces on rat and gulps it down.

 

[arildno]

Iron rod beats coyote to into formless, viscous pulp.

 

[Mk]

40T magnet renders iron rod useless.

 

[BobG]

Edit: Too slow.

Foundry furnace heats magnet to a red glow, causing it to lose its power.

 

[zoobyshoe]

40T magnet renders iron rod useless.

Abrahms tank blasts magnet to atoms.

 

[ziad1985]

anti-tank missle will take care of any tank around.

 

[scott1]

anti-tank missle will take care of any tank around.

HEL shoots down anti-tank missile

 

[ziad1985]

computer virus in the targetting computer

 

[arildno]

Basilisk outstares the paltry HEL rays.

 

[scott1]

Myth busters beats Basilisk

 

[Mk]

Mr. T beats mythbusters.

 

[scott1]

Laurence Tero beats Mr.T

 

[Mk]

I don't know who wins.

 

[scott1]

The other Mr.T

 

[Orefa]

Murphy's Law beats Laurence Tero, Mr T and the other Mr T.

[Interesting trivia: Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy but by someone else with the same name.]

 

[arildno]

A brilliant engineer circumvents Murphy's law.

 

[Orefa]

A brilliant engineer circumvents Murphy's law.

Hot blonde turns brilliant engineer into babbling idiot.

 

[arildno]

Hammer unhots blond. (Why did you write an "e" there? )

 

[Orefa]

Hammer unhots blond. (Why did you write an "e" there? )

No Hammer! Unless it's MC... Try again. And yes, the 'e' is optional.