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FtlIsAwesome said:Problem is... Chuck Norris doesn't have friends, he's a One Man Wrecking Crew.
No you are wrong...,kill him chuck kill him!
FtlIsAwesome said:Problem is... Chuck Norris doesn't have friends, he's a One Man Wrecking Crew.
FtlIsAwesome said:So you're saying Chuck isn't a One Man Wrecking Crew?
FizixFreak said:You will not live long enough to find the answer!
Chuck Norris can make Nismar's lesbian friend straight![]()
FizixFreak said:Chuck Norris has seven testicles often referred to as DRAGON BALLZ!
nismaratwork said:Hmmmm... I'd hate to see the dragon appear!![]()
This is ultimate!Abdul Quadeer said:Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Abdul Quadeer said:Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
FizixFreak said:Abdul Quadeer...,MASHA-ALLAH nice name you are either from south Asia or middle east am i right?
Abdul Quadeer said:Yeah.
I am from India![]()
FizixFreak said:I am from Pakistan.
اٌپ سے مل کر بھت خوشی ھوئی
Indian Muslims can read Urdu can't they?
nismaratwork said:edit: Abdul: Maybe not the place, but it's interesting to see the greeting. If this forum were not so diverse, it would be incredibly dull.
- https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=414380"Do not hijack an existing thread with off-topic comments or questions--start a new thread.
Any off-topic posts will be deleted or moved to an appropriate forum per administrator or mentor discretion.
Abdul Quadeer said:You are right but I don't want any warning/infraction (had enough) -
- https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=414380"
If you gurantee me that nothing will happen I have no problem greeting him back here![]()
[Bruce] Lee had repeatedly humiliated Norris during a mock sparring session in the hotel hallway at the Long Beach International Karate Championships. Norris had offended Lee when he publicly claimed to be a better fighter than Lee. When word got back to Lee, he called Norris and openly challenged him, threatening to drive to his school to fight (Norris was teaching his black belt class at that time). According to eye witnesses, Lee made Norris hold the phone receiver up and shout in front of his black belts, “Bruce Lee is a better fighter than me!” Later, Norris wrote an Apologetic Letter to Lee; the original is currently in the care of Lee’s student, Dan Inosanto.
Abdul Quadeer said:You are right but I don't want any warning/infraction (had enough) -
- https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=414380"
If you gurantee me that nothing will happen I have no problem greeting him back here![]()
Here's a good one that got off-topic. Hilarious.FizixFreak said:Abdul i guess nismar is right this is just chuck norris facts not a thread about string theory or Riemann hypothesis so its no big deal if we go a little of topic but not too much though.
Nismar i think you know what i am talking about![]()
FizixFreak said:When you type "google chuck norris" in google and click "i am feeling lucky" this is what you get
http://www.nochucknorris.com/
FtlIsAwesome said:Here's a good one that got off-topic. Hilarious.
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=468765
FizixFreak said:This is where it got really of topic
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=466953&page=1
check out the 7th page
FtlIsAwesome said:![]()
FtlIsAwesome said:Here's a good one that got off-topic. Hilarious.
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=468765
FizixFreak said:Chuck Norris is the president of united states.
(not to get off topic but did anybody saw UFC 128)
cobalt124 said:Whether Chuck Norris decides to be the unstoppable force or the immovable object decides the outcome.
EDIT: I've just insulted him ('ulp!), he's obviously both at the same time!
nismaratwork said:Chuck Norris has been ALL of the presidents of the USA.
(Nope, was it good? I haven't had the chance yet)
nismaratwork said:Chuck Norris has been ALL of the presidents of the USA.
FizixFreak said:Chuck Norris has to wear a underwear made out of pure lead or else the radiation from his genitals will make people pregnant.
(well if you want to watch it here it is
http://www.mmageeks.co.cc/2011/03/ufc-128-fight-videos.html
crocop vs schaub
Mauricio vs jon jones
these are the main two fights)
IMP said:Chuck Norris can exit a black hole with little effort.
DevilsAvocado said:Chuck Norris do not exit black holes, black holes exit Chuck Norris.