Chuck Norris Counts to Infinity Twice

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The discussion revolves around humorous and exaggerated claims about Chuck Norris, often framed as "Chuck Norris facts." Participants share various jokes and anecdotes that highlight the absurdity and hyperbolic nature of these statements, contributing to a light-hearted and comedic atmosphere.

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  • Some participants share classic Chuck Norris jokes, such as "Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice" and "Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits."
  • Others contribute variations on the theme, like "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door" and "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried. Ever."
  • A few participants reflect on the cultural impact of Chuck Norris jokes, suggesting they represent a unique form of humor distinct from traditional joke formats.
  • Some comments reference the context in which these jokes are shared, such as in serious tones among peers, enhancing their comedic effect.
  • There are mentions of Chuck Norris jokes being intertwined with broader cultural references, such as comparisons to historical figures or fictional scenarios.
  • One participant expresses a personal belief about the theory of evolution, linking it to Chuck Norris in a humorous yet serious manner, which introduces a more contentious viewpoint.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

While participants generally enjoy sharing and laughing at Chuck Norris jokes, there is a divergence in views regarding the implications of some jokes, particularly those that touch on serious topics like evolution and creationism. The discussion remains largely light-hearted but includes moments of contention regarding the seriousness of certain claims.

Contextual Notes

Some jokes reference cultural phenomena and may rely on specific knowledge of Chuck Norris's public persona, which could limit their understanding for those unfamiliar with the context. Additionally, the blending of humor with serious topics introduces ambiguity regarding the intent behind certain statements.

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This discussion may be of interest to those who enjoy humor, particularly in the form of internet memes and cultural references, as well as individuals curious about the interplay between comedy and serious topics in social discourse.

  • #121
When the physicists in year 2512 finally could solve the equations all the way to BB t0 – they found... one of Chuck Norris farts!
 
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  • #122
DevilsAvocado said:
Never get the champ in behind!

:smile::biggrin::smile::biggrin::smile::biggrin:

And i though he only liked little kids it seems like he also liked big muscular wrestlers:smile:
 
  • #123
Chuck Norris once had sex on the hood of a car and some of his seamen got into the engine. Optimus Prime was born.
 
  • #124
Chuck Norris never loses things, things lose Chuck.
 
  • #125
A photon challenged Chuck Norris to a race. Chuck won. How? By applying a greater than infinite amount of acceleration within a finite time. He can handle the g's, since he's more than infinitely strong.
 
  • #126
Chuck Norris knows the exact value of pi.
 
  • #127
Chuck Norris beat Superman. Four times. Without kryptonite.
 
  • #128
OK, I'll bite:

nismaratwork said:
Chuck Norris can, "...Talk all four legs off an Arcturan Mega-Donky..." (Douglas Adams)

But only...

[PLAIN]http://twentyonwards.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834522e1369e2011570521c98970c-800wi

... can persuade him to go for a walk afterwards.

He whose name dare not be mentioned, apparently. Who the hell is he?
 
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  • #129
cobalt124 said:
OK, I'll bite:



But only...

[PLAIN]http://twentyonwards.blogs.com/.a/6a00d834522e1369e2011570521c98970c-800wi

... can persuade him to go for a walk afterwards.

He whose name dare not be mentioned, apparently. Who the hell is he?

He is actually an actor from Pakistan MAULAJUT is one of the characters he played which made him unforgettable too bad he died in 1996

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultan_Rahi

Here is the proof that he is better than chuck norris

 
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  • #130
DR13 said:
Chuck Norris once had sex on the hood of a car and some of his seamen got into the engine. Optimus Prime was born.

I always had a hunch that optimus prime was born that way:smile:

Chuck Norris is so manly that when he has sex with women they turn into men.
 
  • #131
FizixFreak said:
I always had a hunch that optimus prime was born that way:smile:

Chuck Norris is so manly that when he has sex with women they turn into men.


Wow, I hope that happens AFTER intercourse, or that must get reeeaaaalllly awkward. :smile:


Chuck Norris eats Lead, breaths Radon, and poops Polonium 210.

Chuck Norris hides a hand and half sword in his beard.

Chuck Norris IS The Matrix.
 
  • #132
nismaratwork said:
Wow, I hope that happens AFTER intercourse, or that must get reeeaaaalllly awkward. :smile:Chuck Norris eats Lead, breaths Radon, and poops Polonium 210.

Chuck Norris hides a hand and half sword in his beard.

Chuck Norris IS The Matrix.

You are right it would be really awkward like he is making love to a women and then suddenly...,"whats that on your pubic bone":smile:

Chuck Norris does not have a chin under his beard...,there is another fist under there.

Its a myth that chuck Norris grew his beard in his teens...,he was born with it.

Most babies are born crying when they are born chuck Norris however was born while smoking a cigar.
 
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  • #133
Chuck Norris can live in the vacuum of space; his beard protects him.

Chuck Norris can punch someone into the previous day, and causality is too scared to argue.

Chuck Norris has fists of degenerate neutron matter.
 
  • #134
No man can get an erection when he is near chuck Norris because no one gives chuck Norris a "pointer".
 
  • #135
FizixFreak said:
No man can get an erection when he is near chuck Norris because no one gives chuck Norris a "pointer".

:smile:

Chuck Norris is the secret behind Viagra; it's his beard trimmings, boiled in water.
 
  • #136
Chuck Norris sleeps with his eyes open.
 
  • #137
Chuck Norris CAN eat his cake and have it at the same time!
 
  • #138
FizixFreak said:
Chuck Norris CAN eat his cake and have it at the same time!

Chuck Norris knows if Schrodingers Cat is Dead, Alive, or Both... he can make it Both even after observations have been made.
(physics version of havign cake and eating it too)

Chuck Norris can hear a cry of distress across the globe, and punch just as far.
 
  • #139
nismaratwork said:
:smile:

Chuck Norris is the secret behind Viagra; it's his beard trimmings, boiled in water.

You are WRONG Viagra pills are actually boogers from the nose of chuck Norris.
 
  • #140
Neil Armstrong wasn't the first man on the Moon. Chuck Norris was.
 
  • #141
In the bathroom of chuck Norris you will find a roll of sand paper instead of the regular toilet paper!
 
  • #142
No doubt Chuck Norris is invincible is every conceivable universe.
 
  • #143
Chuck Norris doesn't ride bulls, he stares them down.
 
  • #144
Flex originals:

Chuck Norris' Erdos number is -1.

Chuck Norris solved the "Happy Ending" problem. The conjecture is fundamentally untrue in a universe containing Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never paid too much for car insurance.

Chuck Norris doesn't even have car insurance, his cars get Chuck Norris insurance.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris can make water and oil mix like water and water.

Chuck Norris could mess up never-fail-fudge, but he chooses not to.
 
  • #145
FlexGunship said:
Flex originals:

Chuck Norris' Erdos number is -1.

Chuck Norris solved the "Happy Ending" problem. The conjecture is fundamentally untrue in a universe containing Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never paid too much for car insurance.

Chuck Norris doesn't even have car insurance, his cars get Chuck Norris insurance.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris can make water and oil mix like water and water.

Chuck Norris could mess up never-fail-fudge, but he chooses not to.

Not even one of them is funny chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you to death

chuck-norris-album9.jpg
 
  • #146
cobalt124 said:
No doubt Chuck Norris is invincible is every conceivable universe.

There are precisely 11,382 known universes. It's not a coincidence that Chuck Norris has thrown precisely 11,382 roundhouse kicks.
 
  • #147
:smile: @ last 3 posts

Chuck Norris is a PlanesWalker

Chuck Norris knows that 'The Highlander' is his biography

Chuck Norris took a peek inside the Ark of The Covenant, and he wasn't impressed.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a dozen king cobras, wakes and is envenomated; it's his version of coffee.

Chuck Norris eats lead and poops platinum.
 
  • #148
Chuck Norris can tell a good Chuck Norris joke.
 
  • #149
Hurkyl said:
Chuck Norris can tell a good Chuck Norris joke.

Ouch...
 
  • #150
I'm just teasing, but I found it amusing nonetheless. :smile:
 

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