Does the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle make human teleportation impossible?

[Fightfish]

This patent for a supposed "pulsed gravitational wave wormhole generator system" that is a "Full Body Teleportation System" is rather entertaining to read :
http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph...122.PGNR.&OS=DN/20060071122&RS=DN/20060071122

 

[vanesch]

The definition of teleport is to transport across space and distance instantly. So Don’t correct me correct the Oxford dictionary.

You are semantically right, that teleportation has a meaning corresponding to immediate (whatever that means!) disintegration and simultaneous remote reconstruction, but then the "physical" basis of teleportation is over: it is forbidden by relativity, and hence not rooted in any serious scientific consideration ; we are in the realm of the fantastic, on the same level as unicorns and haunted castles.

However, given that the OP was talking about the Heisenberg uncertainty relationship in teleportation and given that this is a physics forum, one might consider http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_teleportation" , which for sure isn't instantaneous, but which avoids, in principle, the classical teleportation/copy difficulty with the Heisenberg uncertainty relationships. In my comment, I talked about quantum teleportation.