I have only just found this thread and I just spotted this idea. I think it's worth commenting on, on its own.
That intuitive idea is quite a reasonable one until you realize that things are only 'torn apart' when the forces on their component parts are strong and, locally, in different directions. Whatever the fields inside something are (s long as it's not a black hole, where all bets are off) they will not vary very much at all from your head to your feet - so no strong forces in different directions. In any case, the effect of all those forces in different directions is to produce a net resultant of (near) zero. If you were inside a strong spherical container at the centre of an ideal symmetrical planet, the only relevant g forces would be those between the parts of your own body, they would tend to keep you together. If you were liquid, you would eventually form a spherical shape, in fact.