How Can Lee's Claim Be Disproved?

[jimmy p]

what have u stuck up it's butt to make it look that p*ssed off? Or is that your "dog's" normal expression??

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
what have u stuck up it's butt to make it look that p*ssed off? Or is that your "dog's" normal expression??

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
That's TWO!

(WARNING: Ask Zooby what happens if I get to THREE! *Hint* keep an eye on your pantleg. )

p.s.
That's MY normal expression!

 

[zoobyshoe]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
That's TWO!

Tsunami, I'd better warn you that I have alerted the administration of the National Alliance of Baseball Umpires who are very interested in the illegal impersonation of a Baseball Umpire that you perpetrated on me. They said to tell you "Strike one!"

They said to tell you they will be watching this thread to see if you continue on to make your harrassment of jimmy your "Strike Two!"

Ask Zooby what happens if I get to THREE!

Just a flood of rude, irritating trash talk, Jimmy. Obnoxious yapping. If needed you may borrow my big, mutt-kicking shoe.
Don't expect a surrender, though. She has no conception of when she's been beaten. She's like that knight in Monte Python and the Holy Grail who keeps wanting to fight even though his arms and legs are cut off. Go figure.

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by zoobyshoe
Tsunami, I'd better warn you that I have alerted the administration of the National Alliance of Baseball Umpires who are very interested in the illegal impersonation of a Baseball Umpire that you perpetrated on me. They said to tell you "Strike one!"

They said to tell you they will be watching this thread to see if you continue on to make your harrassment of jimmy your "Strike Two!"

Criminy, Zoob. Get it together! Your 'big, mutt-kicking shoe' is way off base (so to speak ) on this one. Don't you remember the joke about the guy back in the old west who just bought a new horse for his wagon right after getting married? He and his bride were riding home from the wedding when the horse stumbled. He gets out of the wagon and looks the horse in the eye and says "That's one."
Continues on, horse stumbles again. "That's two." After the third stumble, he shoots the horse in the head. New wife is yappin' all over him for shooting their only horse, how're they going to get home?, blah blah, blah... He looks her in the eye and says "That's one." ... (HELLO?! remember?...)

Just a flood of rude, irritating trash talk, obnoxious yapping...Originally posted by zoobyshoe
If needed you may borrow my big, mutt-kicking shoe.

A lot of good it's done you! BTW, where's your other shoe? For that matter, where's the LEG it should be on? If you were female, would we be calling you EILENE?

...that knight in Monte Python and the Holy Grail who keeps wanting to fight even though his arms and legs are cut off. Go figure.

Is he the one they threw in the pool and named him 'Bob'?
Or lay in front of the door and named him 'Matt'?
Or hung on the wall and named him 'Art'?
Or...

 

[motai]

A whole lot of growling going on... *gets out his sack full of heavy doorknobs* time to whack some heads in.

In the past few days many of these threads have been crossing paths with each other...

 

[jimmy p]

OK, I am a man, i can take it, one more jibe...what sort of batteries does that toy dog take? and where do you insert them...wait is THAT why the dog looks so p*ssed off??

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
OK, I am a man, i can take it, one more jibe...what sort of batteries does that toy dog take? and where do you insert them...wait is THAT why the dog looks so p*ssed off??

Aw, Chopnik. Why are you cruisin' for a bruisin'? *sigh* Alright. That's three.

*later*
Chopnik's 'toy' dog, Aunt Tsunami, has now completely destroyed Chopniks favorite pants, a new sweatshirt and several pair of socks, ripped some sheetrock off of his walls, dumped his stacks of CD's all over the floor, and eaten a few of the egg sandwiches he had stashed away. After cleaning his now 'war zone' of a bedroom, Chopnik will be taking his sweet Aunt Tsunami out for a LOVELY steak dinner! I'm ready when you are, Sweetie!

 

[jimmy p]

CLEANING IT? jeez my room was messier before you came in! thanx.

Anyway...BAD DOG! *slaps Tsunami with a rolled up newspaper* But, i can't say no to steak, even if I am paying...Come on Auntie, i know just the place!

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
CLEANING IT? jeez my room was messier before you came in! thanx.

Anyway...BAD DOG! *slaps Tsunami with a rolled up newspaper* But, i can't say no to steak, even if I am paying...Come on Auntie, i know just the place!

I'm right behind you, Toots! Hey. Can you do that thing with the rolled up newspaper again? I LIKE that!

 

[jimmy p]

i wouldn't want to get in trouble with uncle Ivan, isn't it enough that I am taking you out to dinner??

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
i wouldn't want to get in trouble with uncle Ivan, isn't it enough that I am taking you out to dinner??

Well, yeah. But buy me a newspaper, too. OK? I can probably talk Ivan into 'using' it later...

 

[motai]

Originally posted by Tsunami
Well, yeah. But buy me a newspaper, too. OK? I can probably talk Ivan into 'using' it later...

Id much rather use leaves. Yeesh. Wouldn't newspapers leave marks?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by motai
Id much rather use leaves. Yeesh. Wouldn't newspapers leave marks?

On my fur? Maybe INK marks... Having all the fur makes it feel like you're being karate chopped. Good for the back, shoulders... Ahhhhh...

 

[jimmy p]

Would you prefer a broadsheet or a tabloid?? As a pooch of your size, shouldn't being slapped by a newspaper feel like being hit by...something real big?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Would you prefer a broadsheet or a tabloid??

Broadsheet, please. I stay as far away as possible from 'rag' newspapers.

As a pooch of your size, shouldn't being slapped by a newspaper feel like being hit by...something real big?

It depends on the size of the newspaper and HOW you roll it up!

 

[motai]

Take several newspapers and roll them together (im talking thick newspapers) and tie them together in three places with twine/beeswax string. Superglue the twine/beeswax string to the rolled up newspaper and pressure-treat the newspaper.

Mix concrete solution and add to "whacking" end of newspaper, be sure to include circular rebars. Add comftorable hand grip (expensive material) and include tungsten metal to outer-body to evenly distribute the weight so it won't crinkle onto itself.

People will see your "newspaper" and stay away from your tricked out clubbing device.

 

[PrudensOptimus]

omg my threads...

 

[Evo]

Originally posted by PrudensOptimus
omg my threads...

Off topic?

 

[Tsu]

Originally posted by motai
Take several newspapers and roll them together (im talking thick newspapers) and tie them together in three places with twine/beeswax string. Superglue the twine/beeswax string to the rolled up newspaper and pressure-treat the newspaper.

Mix concrete solution and add to "whacking" end of newspaper, be sure to include circular rebars. Add comftorable hand grip (expensive material) and include tungsten metal to outer-body to evenly distribute the weight so it won't crinkle onto itself.

Chopnik! Do NOT try this at home! Unless I'm off my mark here, I do believe that this newspaper would indeed injure you're sweet little stubby-legged auntie. Just use the classified section and roll it loosly. Ho Tay? XXOO

(And pay no attention to the look on my face. I'm just being PLAYFUL! *yeah, that's it. that's the ticket. 'playful'!* )

 

[jimmy p]

Ill only use the nice broadsheet newspapers on you aunty! However i shall make one of Motai's patented 'clubpapers' just incase i walk through a rough area of town filled with imbeciles. I shall have an inoffensive looking WMD if i get attacked!

 

[motai]

Originally posted by jimmy p
Ill only use the nice broadsheet newspapers on you aunty! However i shall make one of Motai's patented 'clubpapers' just incase i walk through a rough area of town filled with imbeciles. I shall have an inoffensive looking WMD if i get attacked!

Yes, it is perfect camoflauge. Who would suspect a "newspaper"? I wouldn't. BTW, for added oomph, add metallic spikes to the clubbing end.

 

[PrudensOptimus]

Originally posted by Evo
Off topic?

popular in PF :D

 

[jimmy p]

Originally posted by motai
Yes, it is perfect camoflauge. Who would suspect a "newspaper"? I wouldn't. BTW, for added oomph, add metallic spikes to the clubbing end.

ooh better make them spring-loaded so that the fools don't suspect a thing... HAHAHA i can imagine the expression on their stupid faces...

 

[motai]

I could just see someone robbing a bank with that clubbing "newspaper".

"Stick it up or ill whack you with my paper!"

Its just as silly as robbing someone with a toy gun that shoots out a stick that says "BANG!", or robbing a bank with a rubber band... "I'll poke your eyes out!"

 

[jimmy p]

lol that would be amusing, but the clubpaper should be an instrument of good to protect the clever from the morons. You reckon the spikes should be barbed??

 

[motai]

True, but look at how many things have been used against humanity for good intentions (i.e. Atomic bomb). Therefore, one should customize the clubpaper to the point that it cannot possibly be modified any more so it cannot be used in any worse way than a club.

The spikes should be barbed... preferably with concentration camp-esq style razor wire. In order to keep it out of the wrong hands, just club the person who desires the clubpaper for themselves for evil biddings.

It could be used by women who need to protect themselves with the most damaging, non-lethal weapon available.

The clubpaper should be used to protect freedom and promote literacy! That freedom will not be fulfilled until you whack the evildoers and terrorists up-side the head with it and liberate the oppressed with reading material that doubles as a potentially lethal device should the oppressors come back.