I am so much better than Macgyver its not even funny

He'll kill you with a mouse and a flashlight.

 

I once saw him merely glance at a train, and it stopped out of fear.

 

Well, that and the duct tape he put on the tracks.

 

So what. Feynman used to fix radios by thinking.

 

Are you conspiring to deflect Aunt Selma and Aunt Patty's ( from the Simpsons) affections for MacGuyver to yourself? :rofl:

 

That's nothing. I had to make a call with a cell phone with a broken battery. I took the battery from a different cell phone (which didn't fit) and hooked it up with three trash can bag binders, it worked

 

I know how to nail jello to a tree.

 

I'm actually impressed. I would have rejected the notion of the binders thinking they'd heat up too much and not deliver enough voltage.

 

I knew that I couldn't be the only one who can't make it right.

I was trapped at work all day without a lighter once, so I cut the plug off of a lamp cord, pulled out a couple of the thin strands of wire, and used the batteries out of my camera to make a resistance heater.
Luckily, one of my customers who showed up later had a spare lighter and gave it to me before I had to try it again.

 

That wasn't Macguyver, it was Chuck Norris.

As the standard list of Chuck Norris facts said, Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... twice! I'd like to see Macguyver do that, even with a rubber band, a staple and two cocktail sticks!

 

I wonder how that will hold up O___O

 

It'l be a cold day when that happens.

 

Everyone knows MacGuyver doesn't kill anyone. He's just use the cord of the mouse to make a loop to pick up a water droplet that he'd use as a lens (now, shush, we're talking MacGuyver here...he could do it ) to amplify the light from the flashlight to momentarily blind you while he tossed the ball from the mouse under your foot to trip you, and could then bind you with his trusty roll of duct tape.

 

What is this, anyway?

 

O_O is like

except that resembles more closely to O.O

 

Its even easier if you leave it in the box.

 

So, thinking outside the box means to stay inside the box?! :rofl:

 

And everyone argued with me when I suggested being leery of houses with sump pumps. :tongue:

 

It could be worse; like, your water faucets only work when the sump pump is running.

Do you mean when the pump is running or when the breaker is on. They usually have a float switch that actually turns the pump on and off.

 

I don't understand. How could it be broken in such a way that a thumbtack and a staple could fix it? :tongue2: