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Originally posted by Dissident Dan
But I have come to realize that all existence is really the flow of energy through time, a collective consciousness that transcends meaning and understanding. This consciousness beckons me. It calls to to fulfill my purpose. I forgot to call her last night.

I'm sure she will be rather flattered to know that you think of her as "all of existence" .
 
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Originally posted by Mentat
I'm sure she will be rather flattered to know that you think of her as "all of existence" .
I consider women to be the center of the universe. From this central point the universe spreads out in all directions...
 
Originally posted by BoulderHead
I consider women to be the center of the universe. From this central point the universe spreads out in all directions...

Dan, I think he's callin' your woman fat .
 
Originally posted by Mentat
Dan, I think he's callin' your woman fat .

Mother Nature was born pregnant and the cops want to find who did it!
 
Originally posted by wuliheron
Mother Nature was born pregnant and the cops want to find who did it!

LOL
 
Ah, yes, laughter--mother nature's age-old remedy--a panacea. It warms the heart and freezes the buttocks. It lifts the spirits and drops the pants (and the gut). But only when we have attained complete laughteration will we realize...