I'm not British or from New Zealand.

[zoobyshoe]

"He said that when he went to close the gate that night he heard a very low, very guttural voice say, 'Here chicky, chicky, chicky...'"

Could have been a fox pretending to be a zoobie?

There are a lot of foxes in San Diego. I frequently go down to the beach to oogle them.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

There are a lot of foxes in San Diego. I frequently go down to the beach to oogle them.

Alas, fox-hunting is now banned here. [sniff] Still, there are more chicks around thanks to that.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Alas, fox-hunting is now banned here. [sniff] Still, there are more chicks around thanks to that.

Many chicks are foxes, and that is why zoobies volunteer to guard the hen house.

 

[hypatia]

Daniel Webster once said:
"Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoemakers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and the dentist hangs out a gold tooth; but in the mountains of New Hampshire, God Almighty has hung out a sign to show that there He makes men."


I haven't been there sense his nose kinda fell off

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

Daniel Webster once said:
"Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoemakers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and the dentist hangs out a gold tooth; but in the mountains of New Hampshire, God Almighty has hung out a sign to show that there He makes men."

Actually, he said it twice. Just no-one was listening the first time. Anyway, reminds me of a fertility clinic I once saw... Hung out a huuuuge baby. Didn't work cos everyone thought it was Buddha. They spent so long throwing out dancing, singing men in orange tunics that they couldn't run the service. Eventually they just turned it into a temple. Don't know what they did with the sperm bank.

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

I really do talk a lot of arse.

 

[zoobyshoe]

I haven't been there sense his nose kinda fell off

Now I know what you're talkin' about.

It was his chin, fell off, not his nose. A relative sent me a newpaper clipping with a picher. I understand his chin had been coming loose for several decades and was being held on with steel cables. Some sort of big storm was the final straw.

 

[Gokul43201]

Holy Cow ! Dictionary.com says that 'incidently' is a real word. That website is so full of cr@p !

 

[Gale]

psssst... zooby, you're pm box is full... [/size]

 

[Pengwuino]

I'm not British or from New Zealand.

You're from 'Zoobie Brush Shelter' silly.

 

[JamesU]

I'm discovered! I confess! I'm an American!

The first step to overcomeing a problem is admiting it.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Holy Cow ! Dictionary.com says that 'incidently' is a real word. That website is so full of cr@p !

Oh, it's supposed to be incidentally! That just seems too toothy.

 

[matthyaouw]

I really do talk a lot of arse.

True, but it's entertaining arse, so please continue

 

[El Hombre Invisible]

True, but it's entertaining arse, so please continue

I'm afraid it's the morning after and I'm the effects of red wine have passed. Only sober, sensible posts from me today. Well... sober.

 

[matthyaouw]

That's not as much fun :(