Impossible: Ideas, Actions & More

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The discussion revolves around the concept of "impossible things" and includes humorous and absurd examples of actions deemed impossible. Participants share creative scenarios such as marrying a celebrity, performing complex physical feats, and engaging in silly activities like opening snacks while balancing in a hammock. The conversation highlights the playful nature of the topic, with some contributors jokingly asserting that many listed actions are actually possible, while others emphasize the inherent impossibility of certain tasks, like pulling a quark from a hadron. The thread also touches on the absurdity of everyday situations and the challenges of human behavior, all while maintaining a light-hearted tone. Overall, the exchange showcases a blend of humor, creativity, and philosophical musings on the nature of impossibility.
  • #51
humanino said:
:smile: :smile:
Once they were after me, I had to use this avatar, so they thought I was one of them. Now I dare not take it off before them.

Hey he-she, err Humanino, what are you talking about?:confused:
 
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  • #52
humanino said:
Let us see. I have free carrots at will back home, if anyone is interested.

I'm in ! Specially if we cook them, I *adore* cooked carrots.

Actually, cooked ones are for desert. The nibbling goes first. :-p

Evo said:
I just realized that none of the new people know the story behind humanino's avatar. :smile:

humanino said:
:smile: :smile:
Once they were after me, I had to use this avatar, so they thought I was one of them. Now I dare not take it off before them.

Wow, man. You're screwed, that's for sure. :bugeye: :smile:
 
  • #53
Lisa! said:
Wow! You should have told me sooner!:devil:
I thought you knew!

Lisa! is a PF sister of the hood. :approve:
 
  • #54
I'm feeling more lost reading all this stuff than George Bush on "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?"
 
  • #55
I stole this one, but it may be simply highly unlikely rather than impossible:

"Optimistic middle-aged unemployed tippler seeks relationship with double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery. Open-minded twin sister a plus."
 
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  • #56
humanino said:
Having all rabbits in the world come over to your place, because you announced on PF that you have free carrots at will. This I believe, is impossible to do.

Let us see. I have free carrots at will back home, if anyone is interested.
On the off-chance that this is somewhat plausible, could you bait rabbit traps with some of the carrots? Save some carrots for the hasenpfeffer! Mmm!
 
  • #57
Putting back tooth paste in the tube with just your fingers.

Getting the post man to deliver a parcel when you are in.

Keeping the sisters away from fish.

Getting my boss to pay for the tea.

Having at least one pair of odd socks.

Have a bath without getting wet.

To not look up when every one else is.

Ignore a lap dancer.
 
  • #58
Evo said:
I thought you knew!

Lisa! is a PF sister of the hood. :approve:


I thought that Lisa was a hood with sister connections.:smile:
 
  • #59
Evo said:
I thought you knew!

Lisa! is a PF sister of the hood. :approve:

Wow! Thanks!:!)
 
  • #60
wolram said:
1 out of 6, not bad :smile:

Impressive which one :smile:

Let's take it as red number 4 is only possible with a tranquiliser gun (a pyrrhic victory) Or a van load of flowers and chocolates :-p

Intelligent design.( I mean come on, no one would do that stuff on purpose) More of an oxymoron really.

It's impossible for an elephant to jump, I should know I tend to make a habit of goosing them.

A powerhouse performance of Richard III/Hamlet/Othello/Julius Caesar/Henry V in Shakespeare's plays whilst your head is super glued to the wall.
 
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  • #61
Goosing elephants :confused:
 
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