I believe I have found proof that infact, biology is NOT a science. My proof is as followed: 1) There are too many good looking chicks who are biology majors This is self-explanatory 2) Biology is in the news too much (evolution) People are not interested in science. People are interested and talk about evolution. Thus, Biology can't be a science. 3) People do not recoil when you say "biologist" People are amazed and in awe upon uttering the fact that you are a "physicist" or "chemist" (and a few others, except geology, no one is scared of geologists). This is not true of biologists. 4) There is too much memorization Where are the formulas? Science without formulas is like Italians without spaghetti. 5) Nothing explosive is made Explosive things are the secret "coolness" of science. Biology doesnt like to blow things up. I do. 6) People don't mispell "biology" Ok I guess this only is a problem with physics (seriously people, there is only 1 'i' in physics and no 'k')... but I'm still using it. Tough. 7) Biologists seen on tv are women much of the time, not men with receeding hairlines, thus, biology isn't a science Only men with receeding hairlines do science. Except one of my chemistry professors, but that's just because he's awesome. I shall approach my university with this proof of biology not being a science so that I may replace it with a journalism class.