Is He the Right Match for Evo?

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The discussion revolves around the humorous and light-hearted quest to find a suitable partner for a member named Evo, who is described as needing a man to help with various domestic challenges and her energetic dog. Participants express their interest in Evo, highlighting traits such as humor, intelligence, and compatibility over physical appearance. The thread is filled with playful banter, with many contributors joking about their qualifications and the absurdity of the situation. There are references to potential candidates, with some expressing their admiration for Evo and others humorously disqualifying themselves. The tone remains jovial, with frequent mentions of wedding plans and the comedic notion of a "shotgun wedding." Overall, the thread showcases a community's camaraderie and affection for Evo, while also engaging in witty exchanges about relationships and personal attributes.
  • #501
Evo said:
Can you develop bad eyesight? I look so much better in the morning if I'm blurry. :biggrin:
Already asking him to stay the night? slut.


lol I'm sorry just kidding please forgive me.
 
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  • #502
tribdog said:
Already asking him to stay the night? slut.
:blushing: Purely platonic, nothing to do with his shoe size. :smile:
 
  • #504
Evo said:
Can you develop bad eyesight? I look so much better in the morning if I'm blurry. :biggrin:

Everything is fuzzy in the morning to me! :-p

So does the shoe fit? :smile:
 
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  • #505
tribdog said:
very cute, but who's that ugly guy standing behind you?

I don't know, but every morning I find that same jerk in the bathroom!:smile:
 
  • #506
  • #507
Ooh, Evo, he has my approval! :approve: (Besides, he's been reading my mind about what I'd have given as funny answers to a lot of the questions/posts in this thread...those have earned mega bonus points throughout this competition!) My only condition is he MUST quit smoking, but as long as he does that, I'll be happy to call him my brother-in-law!
 
  • #508
Ooooh a bidding war. Can I get in and go down on this?

Age: 19
Height: 5'10"
Shoe size: 10
Size: 7 :wink:

I also like cooking :smile:


I'm on the left (assuming the picture shows up)

http://myfiles.dyndns.org:8080/friends/me_and_leah1.jpg
 
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  • #509
polyb said:
I don't know, but every morning I find that same jerk in the bathroom!:smile:

Let me guess. He's always staring at you, right?
 
  • #510
Sorry Shawn, you're WAY under the age cut-off. The person next to you in the picture looks pretty, you should ask her out (if you haven't already).
 
  • #511
Moonbear said:
Sorry Shawn, you're WAY under the age cut-off.

I kind of figured that I was, which is why I didn't include myself in this.

I always get screwed one way or another.
 
  • #512
Evo said:
Can you develop bad eyesight? I look so much better in the morning if I'm blurry. :biggrin:
Just smear yourself with lots of Vaseline. You'll look real blurry then! :smile: :smile: :smile:

It'll be even more effective if you get some in polyps eyes! :eek: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #513
Chrono said:
I always get screwed one way or another.


More accurately, you don't. But that's a matter of semantics. Its ok, i feel your pain.
 
  • #514
ShawnD said:
Ooooh a bidding war. Can I get in and go down on this?

Age: 19
Height: 5'10"
Shoe size: 10
Size: 7 :wink:

I also like cooking :smile:


I'm on the left (assuming the picture shows up)
Ooooh, ShawnD is a cutie! Who's the pretty red head?
 
  • #515
Chrono said:
Let me guess. He's always staring at you, right?

YEAH! That's right, he just stands there staring at me saying nothing and then preceeds to mock everything I do!:smile:

Hey, is that same guy showing up in your bathroom too? :bugeye:
 
  • #516
Moonbear said:
Sorry Shawn, you're WAY under the age cut-off.
It was worth trying though :biggrin:

The cutie next to me is a friend I really want to date.
 
  • #517
Tsu said:
It'll be even more effective if you get some in polyps eyes! :eek: :smile: :smile:
polyp? :buggrin:
 
  • #518
polyb said:
YEAH! That's right, he just stands there staring at me saying nothing and then preceeds to mock everything I do!:smile:

Hey, is that same guy showing up in your bathroom too? :bugeye:

No, thankfully! I'd really hate finding some strange guy in my bathroom always staring at me and copying everything I do. It's bad enough I have this blonde woman who I keep running into in my bathroom. :smile:
 
  • #519
franznietzsche said:
More accurately, you don't. But that's a matter of semantics. Its ok, i feel your pain.

Well, if you want to get technical...

I have a saying, you may have seen me post it before, but here it is again:
Getting screwed while everyone else is getting laid.
 
  • #520
ShawnD said:
It was worth trying though :biggrin:

The cutie next to me is a friend I really want to date.

Well, then, what are you waiting for?! Valentine's Day is approaching soon, it's a great time to ask for a date!
 
  • #521
ShawnD said:
The cutie next to me is a friend I really want to date.

Handle your business, dude. :biggrin:


polyb said:
Hey, is that same guy showing up in your bathroom too?

Yep. He mocks me, as well.
 
  • #522
Moonbear said:
Valentine's Day is approaching soon, it's a great time to ask for a date!

That reminds me to finish up my cards.
 
  • #523
Moonbear said:
No, thankfully! I'd really hate finding some strange guy in my bathroom always staring at me and copying everything I do. It's bad enough I have this blonde woman who I keep running into in my bathroom. :smile:

OMG, maybe these people are organized!
 
  • #524
Evo said:
polyp? :buggrin:
Oops. :buggrin: Well, when you're a medical person that word just rolls off your fingertips... :smile: Sorry polyb! I've corrected that numerous times when I caught it... Just didn't happen to catch this one... I once called enigma 'enema'... :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #525
Chrono said:
Yep. He mocks me, as well.

I think we need to hunt this chump down and teach him a few things about manners! Like how to excercise proper tea etiquette when drinking tea with the Queen, which utensiles to use with what serving, the proper diction for high society, and such. :smile:
 
  • #526
You see how she thinks? I sleep with one eye open.
 
  • #527
Tsu said:
Oops. :buggrin: Well, when you're a medical person that word just rolls off your fingertips... :smile: Sorry polyb! I've corrected that numerous times when I caught it... Just didn't happen to catch this one... I once called enigma 'enema'... :smile: :smile: :smile:

Talk about colonic irrigation! :bugeye:

Sister Tsu and the revalation of the holy enigmatic enema! :smile:

I'm going to cancel my health insurance with the PFology Sisterhood ASAP!
:smile:
 
  • #528
Ivan Seeking said:
You see how she thinks? I sleep with one eye open.

I don't think I'll be sleeping any time soon!
 
  • #529
polyb said:
I'm going to cancel my health insurance with the PFology Sisterhood ASAP! :smile:
You obviously did not read the fine print in your policy! :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #530
polyb said:
I'm going to cancel my health insurance with the PFology Sisterhood ASAP!
:smile:

Aah! I didn't realize PF had its own Bureaucracy!
 
  • #531
Emema, did I hear mention of enemas in this thread?
*another PF classic thread comming up.*
 
  • #532
polyb said:
I'm going to cancel my health insurance with the PFology Sisterhood ASAP!
:smile:

Not sure you want to do that. Our health insurance is the kind that as long as you pay your premiums, we make sure nobody breaks your kneecaps or gives you a plaster enema. We suggest you maintain a separate insurance carrier for when accidents and illness occur; we don't offer that kind of health insurance. Remember, I'm originally from New Joisey. :biggrin: :devil:
 
  • #533
BoulderHead said:
Emema, did I hear mention of enemas in this thread?
*another PF classic thread comming up.*

I finally figured what you are looking through: A Sigmoidoscope! :smile:
 
  • #534
Moonbear said:
Not sure you want to do that. Our health insurance is the kind that as long as you pay your premiums, we make sure nobody breaks your kneecaps or gives you a plaster enema. We suggest you maintain a separate insurance carrier for when accidents and illness occur; we don't offer that kind of health insurance. Remember, I'm originally from New Joisey. :biggrin: :devil:
 
  • #535
Moonbear said:
plaster enema
:smile:

Never heard that one before.
 
  • #536
ShawnD said:
:smile:

Never heard that one before.

You must have missed this thread. Somewhere near the end, the plaster enema is introduced. (no pun intended :-p)
https://www.physicsforums.com/showthread.php?t=59599

But it reminded me of cement shoes...ah, fond childhood memories. :rolleyes:
 
  • #537
Tsu said:
Oops. :buggrin: Well, when you're a medical person that word just rolls off your fingertips... :smile: Sorry polyb! I've corrected that numerous times when I caught it... Just didn't happen to catch this one... I once called enigma 'enema'... :smile: :smile: :smile:
until this post I thought polyp was correct. I was wondering why Evo would even consider somone with that name.
 
  • #540
Lol, they say hind-sight is 20/20...don't you believe it !
 
  • #541
BoulderHead said:
Lol, they say hind-sight is 20/20...don't you believe it !

If only my two blue eyes could see as well as my one brown eye! :smile:
 
  • #542
Looking closely at my avatar, the hole thing becomes clear at last.
 
  • #543
BoulderHead said:
Looking closely at my avatar, the hole thing becomes clear at last.

I don't get it, dude.
 
  • #544
there was a flow established leading up to it.

I didn't think it too cryptic, just enough to get away with, sorry. :rolleyes:

Just old habit probably picked up from various musicians I've listened to. For example, go here;

...and play track 4.
:biggrin:
 
  • #545
I'm behind you.
 
  • #546
Watch out boulder, he's coming up 'behind you'!:smile:
 
  • #547
butt that's not a bad thing.
 
  • #548
Evo said:
Agnostic nuns can be evil. I now belong to the Holy Order of The Thouroughly Irascible Evil Sisters, or HOTTIES for short. :smile:
shouldn't your name be: Holy Order Of The Evil Rifle Sisters?
 
  • #549
tribdog said:
shouldn't your name be: Holy Order Of The Evil Rifle Sisters?

I think somebody's craving hotwings and ranch dip :wink:
 
  • #550
Math Is Hard said:
I think somebody's craving hotwings and ranch dip :wink:
nope, just boobs.
 

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