Is He the Right Match for Evo?

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The discussion revolves around the humorous and light-hearted quest to find a suitable partner for a member named Evo, who is described as needing a man to help with various domestic challenges and her energetic dog. Participants express their interest in Evo, highlighting traits such as humor, intelligence, and compatibility over physical appearance. The thread is filled with playful banter, with many contributors joking about their qualifications and the absurdity of the situation. There are references to potential candidates, with some expressing their admiration for Evo and others humorously disqualifying themselves. The tone remains jovial, with frequent mentions of wedding plans and the comedic notion of a "shotgun wedding." Overall, the thread showcases a community's camaraderie and affection for Evo, while also engaging in witty exchanges about relationships and personal attributes.
  • #551
tribdog said:
nope, just boobs.

*looks down* :frown: You might be a bit disappointed if those are the proportions you had in mind.
 
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  • #552
Math Is Hard said:
I think somebody's craving hotwings and ranch dip :wink:

tribdog said:
nope, just boobs.

Sounds like we need to head to Hooters. That way we get both.
 
  • #553
Remember guys & gals...SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.It counts... :-p

Seriously,if she has small breasts,maybe he has a small...you know what.Definitely not imagination. :-p So it's a draw...

Daniel.
 
  • #554
dextercioby said:
Remember guys & gals...SIZE DOESN'T MATTER.It counts... :-p

Seriously,if she has small breasts,maybe he has a small...you know what.Definitely not imagination. :-p So it's a draw...

Daniel.

:smile:

Myth.

But, there is an acceptable range for men and extremes on either side of that range are when it starts to matter to women. Hint: bigger isn't always better!

When it comes to men's views of women, if the big ones come with a policy of look but don't touch, they'll settle for the smaller version. :wink:
 
  • #555
Hopefully not being too lascivous,i'll say that,with both sexes,TASTE and FEELING trully count...

Daniel.

P.S.That is too say,the loved one is trully DELICIOUS... :cool:
 
  • #556
Moonbear said:
But, there is an acceptable range for men and extremes on either side of that range are when it starts to matter to women. Hint: bigger isn't always better!
Bigger is better, IMHO. Sorry, but to be honest no amount of technique helps if you can't find it. :redface:
 
  • #557
Evo said:
Bigger is better, IMHO. Sorry, but to be honest no amount of technique helps if you can't find it. :redface:

:smile: That's why I said there's an acceptable range. Too small is no good, but there is a such thing as too big too OWWWWIEEEE!
 
  • #558
Moonbear said:
:smile: That's why I said there's an acceptable range. Too small is no good, but there is a such thing as too big too OWWWWIEEEE!
Yes, too big is a problem, although it's very rare to find someone that big. Not that I would know (being a virgin), but that's what I've heard. :shy:
 
  • #559
There are some mortals us white people with whom the Nature has been rather gifty,TOO GIFTY... :-p

Daniel.

P.S. SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ... :-p
 
  • #560
Evo said:
Yes, too big is a problem, although it's very rare to find someone that big. Not that I would know (being a virgin), but that's what I've heard. :shy:

I'm sure your daughters will be impressed to learn they are the result of immaculate conception. No wonder you've taken to the nunnery. :smile:
 
  • #561
Here's a picture of mine, does it look like it is in the acceptable range?
 
  • #562
tribdog said:
Here's a picture of mine, does it look like it is in the acceptable range?
Oh dear. Moonbear, you have my sympathy.

Or perhaps it was too large to fit on the page?
 
  • #563
no, its there, right there after the word range. has quite the curve to it.
 
  • #564
tribdog said:
no, its there, right there after the word range. has quite the curve to it.
I thought that was a question mark. :biggrin:
 
  • #565
tribdog said:
no, its there, right there after the word range. has quite the curve to it.

:smile: Oh, wait, I'm not supposed to laugh, am I?

As long as it curves upward and not to one side, that's within the normal range. Curvature to one side is a potential problem.

But, hey, if it ends up too big for me, you've always got the Hooters girls. :biggrin:
 
  • #566
OK. I think we've gotten just a tad off topic here... :smile: :smile: :smile:
 
  • #567
Tsu said:
OK. I think we've gotten just a tad off topic here... :smile: :smile: :smile:

Topic? There's a topic? :blushing: :redface: I thought we were done with that. polyb has satisfied the matchmakers, and the sisters; our work is done here. :approve:
 
  • #568
I'm 28 years old, physically very strong, with a knowledge about a lot of things, and worker, and a person that enjoy living, but I have a girlfriend actually. But Evo, if one day I break with her I'm at your disposition, you're very attractive!
 
  • #569
meteor said:
I'm 28 years old, physically very strong, with a knowledge about a lot of things, and worker, and a person that enjoy living, but I have a girlfriend actually. But Evo, if one day I break with her I'm at your disposition, you're very attractive!
Aww, thanks meteor! :smile:
 
  • #570
You ever considered lesbianism? I think the female choices around here are a tad sight better than the male.
ps I hear Math is Hard should be renamed Math is Easy, but you didn't hear that from me.
 
  • #571
dextercioby said:
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ... :-p


Keep telling yourself that buddy. Keep telling yourself that.
 
  • #572
tribdog said:
ps I hear Math is Hard should be renamed Math is Easy, but you didn't hear that from me.
hmpphh! I thought we were paying someone to clean up the grafitti on the PF men's room walls?
 
  • #573
Math Is Hard said:
hmpphh! I thought we were paying someone to clean up the grafitti on the PF men's room walls?

I guess they could be writing worse things after you started visiting that *ahem* particular thread in the biology forum. Everyone knows which one; the one that got the most views of anything in biology. :biggrin: I guess that didn't help any of our reputations much (post and then pray someone else responds so your name is the one up on the main page under the thread title). :shy: :blushing:
 
  • #574
Math Is Hard said:
hmpphh! I thought we were paying someone to clean up the grafitti on the PF men's room walls?

Er, uh, MIH, what are you doing in the PF men's room?

Guys, you better look around in case the sisters left something in the men's room. :wink:

It's got to be something along the lines of Moonbear's research into animal behavior.

Ya know, there is software for use with digital images in order to measure size. I'm shocked.
 
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  • #575
Math Is hard was in the men's room writing graffiti about herself
 
  • #576
jcsd said:
Math Is hard was in the men's room writing graffiti about herself
Them there's FIGHTIN' words! (sound of rifle cocking) I suggest you git back up on yer hoss and head fer them hills son. (spits on ground) Jest where the heck is the dee rack Sea anyway? I don't 'member seeing any "dee rack sea" on any map. :mad:
 
  • #577
Mee no speaky Usaian:-p
 
  • #578
These are very cruel charges against a woman of the cloth!
 
  • #579
Astronuc said:
... look around in case the sisters left something in the men's room... something along the lines of Moonbear's research into animal behavior... I'm shocked.
that's Tsu then.
IVAN! I think we found your electroejaculator.
 
  • #580
Math Is Hard said:
hmpphh! I thought we were paying someone to clean up the grafitti on the PF men's room walls?

You just want your stuff erased, don't you? :wink:
 
  • #581
Evo said:
I'll settle for anything. :biggrin:

Honestly, I am just looking for someone with a compatible personality. I don't care about looks. I don't want "Mr Excitement", I'd like a rather boring, highly intelligent guy. A great sense of humor is important.

?A boring?, highly intelligent guy with a great sense of humor...

Isn't that an oxymoron?
 
  • #582
Alexxis said:
?A boring?, highly intelligent guy with a great sense of humor...

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Now you see why her sister's have had such a hard time finding someone suitable for her. :-p
 
  • #583
Chrono said:
You just want your stuff erased, don't you? :wink:
well...I never said that.. :biggrin:
 
  • #584
Alexxis said:
?A boring?, highly intelligent guy with a great sense of humor...

Isn't that an oxymoron?
Hey they exist! I've heard stories from reliable sources about them.
 
  • #585
That's true! I have seen oxymorons before.
 
  • #586
Ivan Seeking said:
That's true! I have seen oxymorons before.
So have I. We had some on our football team.

They'd call each other 'Moron'. The rest of us (average size folks afraid of death and mutilation) called them 'Ox'.

Of course, very few of them could be described as boring, highly intelligent guys with a great sense of humor (although I have to admit, watching someone drink beer through their nose is pretty funny).
 
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  • #587
You guys got it all wrong!

An 'oxymoron' is an oxidized moron molecule! The moron molecule is a composite of the 'mo' molecule from a three stooges precipitate and the 'ron' molecule is a composite from chemical dianetics. When these combine in an exothermoc reaction, the result is the 'moron' molecule. When exposed to an aqueous solution, gaseous oxygen environment, or to some oxygen transport mechanism the 'moron' molecule becomes oxidized. Hence the 'oxymoron'! Ask moonbear, she's the resident queen of biology around here! I swear!

As for us guys, we're all jerks! We only care about one thing and that's about it! We can't really focus on anything else! Women have to tell themselves fables about sensitve, intelligent, boring, guys with a good sense of humor because coming to grips with the fact that they have to depend on this lot of jerks for survival and reproduction scares the holy hell out of them. So it is just easier to make up things and avoid the dreadful truth!
 
  • #588
polyb said:
As for us guys, we're all jerks! We only care about one thing and that's about it! We can't really focus on anything else!

Maybe you're only talking about yourself here.
 
  • #589
The_Professional said:
Maybe you're only talking about yourself here.

Sorry, didnt mean to blow your cover! :smile:

Dont worry though, they'll buy it any time because... well, you know!:smile:

Sorry, Ill try to keep my keyboard locked up so the girls don't figure it out! :rolleyes: :smile:
 
  • #590
YOU"RE BACK! :smile:

Don't you dare leave!
 
  • #591
No one is mad at you, but we have all been very concerned.

Poor Marlon and Gokul have been very sad, me too! :cry:
 
  • #592
Not possibly as sad as I am.
Do not be concerned, it is worthless, just as I am.

Not pathetic, realistic.
 
  • #593
humanino said:
Not possibly as sad as I am.
Do not be concerned, it is worthless, just as I am.

Not pathetic, realistic.
You need to be back here where you are loved. :!)

MIH, Moonbear, quick, get the net! I'll keep him distracted while you sneak up behind him!
 
  • #594
humanino said:
Not possibly as sad as I am.
Do not be concerned, it is worthless, just as I am.

Not pathetic, realistic.

:smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile: :smile:

Finalement, qu'est-ce que c'est passé ?

My dear friend, where the hell have you been. What is up, man...

Why you did not respond to my mail ?

Very glad to have you back here. Though it was no fun celebrating your birthday all by my self...

regards
marlon
 
  • #595
Evo said:
MIH, Moonbear, quick, get the net! I'll keep him distracted while you sneak up behind him!
Somehow you are right : you still make me laugh, and also the sisters need to come over and remind you what I did (not do)
 
  • #596
Evo said:
MIH, Moonbear, quick, get the net! I'll keep him distracted while you sneak up behind him!

Sure. Tell him what you plan on doing to him.
 
  • #597
marlon said:
My dear friend, where the hell have you been. What is up, man...
I have been deep into my head, digging those stinking stuff I tried to ingore for as long as I can remember. Basically, I discovered the brain is just another place that needs to be cleaned from time to time.

Do you have a brain-cleaner you could lend me :wink:
 
  • #598
humanino said:
I have been deep into my head, digging those stinking stuff I tried to ingore for as long as I can remember. Basically, I discovered the brain is just another place that needs to be cleaned from time to time.

Do you have a brain-cleaner you could lend me :wink:

Are you being serious right now are is this a loke ?
I mean, seriously, where you in some kind of trouble ? What is up...you sound different...You still doing your phd ? How is that going?

marlon
 
  • #599
marlon said:
Are you being serious right now are is this a loke ?
I mean, seriously, where you in some kind of trouble ? What is up...you sound different...You still doing your phd ? How is that going?

I kind of noticed something was up, too.
 
  • #600
I am sure different, still on this PhD which I do not intend to give up.

Nevermind dude, my personal problems are not even worth.
 

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