Is He the Right Match for Evo?

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The discussion revolves around the humorous and light-hearted quest to find a suitable partner for a member named Evo, who is described as needing a man to help with various domestic challenges and her energetic dog. Participants express their interest in Evo, highlighting traits such as humor, intelligence, and compatibility over physical appearance. The thread is filled with playful banter, with many contributors joking about their qualifications and the absurdity of the situation. There are references to potential candidates, with some expressing their admiration for Evo and others humorously disqualifying themselves. The tone remains jovial, with frequent mentions of wedding plans and the comedic notion of a "shotgun wedding." Overall, the thread showcases a community's camaraderie and affection for Evo, while also engaging in witty exchanges about relationships and personal attributes.
  • #331
Evo said:
Chrono, I completely missed it! I am so glad you said something! That's great! :approve:

You missed it??

I doubt it was good as Jimmy's are, though.
 
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  • #332
Chrono said:
You missed it??

I doubt it was good as Jimmy's are, though.
I didn't scroll up enough. :frown:

Jimmy doesn't really do poems. So you win in that category. :smile:
 
  • #333
Evo said:
Jimmy doesn't really do poems. So you win in that category. :smile:

Sounds like I should do more in the future, then.
 
  • #334
Chrono said:
Sounds like I should do more in the future, then.
YES! You should!
 
  • #335
Evo, what's with the new avatar?
 
  • #336
polyb said:
Evo, what's with the new avatar?
It's my dog.
 
  • #337
Evo said:
It's my dog.
I suppose to stay out of a rut.
An old avatar pic can be cut.
But it should be no suprise
that your puppy dog eyes
are preferred to the ones on THAT mutt.
 
  • #338
tribdog said:
I suppose to stay out of a rut.
An old avatar pic can be cut.
But it should be no suprise
that your puppy dog eyes
are preferred to the ones on THAT mutt.

Careful Evo, he just told me he has a red-headed internet girlfriend. :eek: I think he's looking to add a brunette to complete the collection. :smile:
 
  • #339
This isn't funny. All I have to go by is your picture on here and it looks red to me.

ps. yes, putting my foot in my mouth did leave a bad taste
 
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  • #340
Evo said:
It's my dog.

She's such a cute little puppy! :-p

I almost thought that since you locked yourself up in a nunnery you were going to be a real *itch!

If it will cheer you up, I can do my dance for you again!:smile:
 
  • #341
tribdog said:
This isn't funny. All I have to go by is your picture on here and it looks red to me.

You REALLY need to adjust the color settings on your monitor. Or are you looking at my avatar? That's not me you know, it's a jellyfish. :smile:
 
  • #342
lol, you are so brutal.
Here I am feeling like an idiot and you keep torturing me. I thought maybe you had gotten that out of your system a couple of days ago.
 
  • #343
tribdog said:
lol, you are so brutal.
Here I am feeling like an idiot and you keep torturing me. I thought maybe you had gotten that out of your system a couple of days ago.

Oh dear, do you think the torture stops? Oh, but I think I figured it out. The in most recent photo I had posted I was wearing a red sweater, perhaps you forgot to look UP from the sweater to notice my hair color? :smile: (And I actually thought you were just teasing me when you said that about the red-haired girlfriend, I didn't think you really believed I had red hair!) Have you figured out the correct hair color yet?

Oh, and I tried to make up for the torture, if you had taken the time to write your own return address you might be sitting there munching on a seemingly endless supply of cookies right now! :-p Then again, you might be afraid to touch them anyway after Tsu and I fed you all those cookies to sedate you enough to torture you.
 
  • #344
Who GOT that big box of cookies if it wasn't tribdog's address you sent them to?
 
  • #345
Tsu said:
Who GOT that big box of cookies if it wasn't tribdog's address you sent them to?
**mmph munch munch mmphh munch**
can't imagine what happened to 'em :confused:
**munch munch**
 
  • #346
Tsu said:
Who GOT that big box of cookies if it wasn't tribdog's address you sent them to?

Don't know yet. :frown: He doesn't think the number exists, so is going to see if the postoffice still has it and might give it to him, but I figure more likely I'll wind up with a box of stale cookies returned to me eventually with "no such address" on them. I really tried to be nice to him, and it didn't work! :cry:
 
  • #347
Math Is Hard said:
**mmph munch munch mmphh munch**
can't imagine what happened to 'em :confused:
**munch munch**

Hey, there are plenty to share in that box! I even told tribdog he was allowed to share when he got them, you know, just to prove to the guys he works with that I'm real (they'll know he can't be bluffing with home-baked cookies if he doesn't arrive charred). :biggrin: Heck, there were enough in that box to share with everyone he works with, the crazy neighbor lady, the people who spit in his Mexican food, and the entire ER staff!
 
  • #348
Tsu, your dog is short and has a big head. Somehow that makes sense... My bad, this is all about Evo. So let's break this down:
Evo is female
Evo has too much time on her hands [she posts on PF]
Evo thinks she might enjoy male companionship
Evo is not easily satisfied
Evo is idealistic
Evo is complicated
Evo is demanding
Evo is attractive [judging by avatar]
Evo is intelligent [judging by posts]
Evo is athletic [judging by posts]
Evo is sensitive [judging by posts]
Evo is sensual [see above]
I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.
 
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  • #349
Hey, Chronos - you better not be insulting my sister. :devil: I'm baking YOUR box of birthday cookies right now, so you be NICE! o:)
 
  • #350
Math Is Hard said:
Hey, Chronos - you better not be insulting my sister. :devil: I'm baking YOUR box of birthday cookies right now, so you be NICE! o:)


i'll eat them for him if he's misbehavin' again.
 
  • #351
Chronos said:
Tsu, your dog is short and has a big head. Somehow that makes sense... My bad, this is all about Evo. So let's break this down:
Evo is female
Evo has too much time on her hands [she posts on PF]
Evo thinks she might enjoy male companionship
Evo is not easily satisfied
Evo is idealistic
Evo is complicated
Evo is demanding
Evo is attractive [judging by avatar]
Evo is intelligent [judging by posts]
Evo is athletic [judging by posts]
Evo is sensitive [judging by posts]
Evo is sensual [see above]
I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.
you forgot
Evo is out of your league
 
  • #352
Chronos said:
I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.
I'm also a Texan, born and raised there.

Yes, polyb, please dance, I need cheering up. :cry:

I'm old and tired and clumsy and now I'm a nun and I probably won't be good at that either since I'm agnostic. :frown:
 
  • #353
remember when you used to ask me to cheer you up? just because I'm taken no reason to forget about me.
 
  • #354
tribdog said:
you forgot
Evo is out of your league

BURRRRRRN!
 
  • #355
Chronos said:
So let's break this down:
Evo is female
Evo has too much time on her hands [she posts on PF]
Evo thinks she might enjoy male companionship
Evo is not easily satisfied
Evo is idealistic
Evo is complicated
Evo is demanding
Evo is attractive [judging by avatar]
Evo is intelligent [judging by posts]
Evo is athletic [judging by posts]
Evo is sensitive [judging by posts]
Evo is sensual [see above]
I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.

Chronos, that's a reasonable assessment, but I would have to disagree with your conclusion. Maybe you a spending too much time in space :biggrin:

Evo is a sweet person, fair lady, and fine woman.

Any man should be so fortuate to win the heart of such a lady. The laddies here should be so lucky.
 
  • #356
Astronuc said:
Evo is a sweet person, fair lady, and fine woman.

Any man should be so fortuate to win the heart of such a lady.
My God! I could never be sure of those attributes except if I had more evidence. But she must be intelligent as I've seen from the posts and as I guess from the profession listed in her profile. That would be enough to distinguish her among all the ladies.
 
  • #357
Evo said:
I'm old and tired and clumsy and now I'm a nun and I probably won't be good at that either since I'm agnostic. :frown:

I don't think you're allowed to be evil if you're a nun either. :-p
 
  • #358
How about LESBIAN?? :-p :-p

Daniel.

P.S.A man who ain't a pervert is a p****. :-p
 
  • #359
tribdog said:
remember when you used to ask me to cheer you up? just because I'm taken no reason to forget about me.
You always cheer me up. :approve:
 
  • #360
Moonbear said:
I don't think you're allowed to be evil if you're a nun either. :-p
Agnostic nuns can be evil. I now belong to the Holy Order of The Thouroughly Irascible Evil Sisters, or HOTTIES for short. :smile:
 

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