OK, race for the bottom!
My elbows are a little out of wack because one summer I made the mistake of working at a construction site where I mainly unloaded trailer trucks full of doors+frames in the agonizing hot/humid Floriduh sun. Doing martial arts excercises seems to help when I do them.
When I was 20 I injured my exterior lateral ligament on my knee while I was in a mosh pit. Every now and again it gets inflamed and I have a big knot. If I do my martials arts stuff it seems to help it.
My nose is a little crooked from a sibling breaking it when I was a teenager.
When I look at the sun or appropriate lite source at the right angle I can send myself into a sneezing fit. Apparently this is genetic.
I have a small beer belly because I really like Guinness and a good hefe wisen, hell, I love good beer. It is that streak of Irish and German blood in me. Of course I keep it moderate, the excess calories can make you sweet like a pig in Floriduh. It would help if I did more exercise, but it is soooo hot!
I live in Floriduh and it is HOT and STICKY! Not to mention it smells like a swamp.
I was born in Calfornia and partly raised in Floriduh! I am still recovering from the neuro dissonance!
I get even worse from here!