Is He the Right Match for Evo?

[tribdog]

Tsu, your dog is short and has a big head. Somehow that makes sense... My bad, this is all about Evo. So let's break this down:
Evo is female
Evo has too much time on her hands [she posts on PF]
Evo thinks she might enjoy male companionship
Evo is not easily satisfied
Evo is idealistic
Evo is complicated
Evo is demanding
Evo is attractive [judging by avatar]
Evo is intelligent [judging by posts]
Evo is athletic [judging by posts]
Evo is sensitive [judging by posts]
Evo is sensual [see above]
I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.

you forgot
Evo is out of your league

 

[Evo]

I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.

I'm also a Texan, born and raised there.

Yes, polyb, please dance, I need cheering up.

I'm old and tired and clumsy and now I'm a nun and I probably won't be good at that either since I'm agnostic.

 

[tribdog]

remember when you used to ask me to cheer you up? just because I'm taken no reason to forget about me.

 

[Echo 6 Sierra]

you forgot
Evo is out of your league

BURRRRRRN!

 

[Astronuc]

So let's break this down:
Evo is female
Evo has too much time on her hands [she posts on PF]
Evo thinks she might enjoy male companionship
Evo is not easily satisfied
Evo is idealistic
Evo is complicated
Evo is demanding
Evo is attractive [judging by avatar]
Evo is intelligent [judging by posts]
Evo is athletic [judging by posts]
Evo is sensitive [judging by posts]
Evo is sensual [see above]
I'm not impressed. Perfect women are not that hard to find. I prefer Texans.

Chronos, that's a reasonable assessment, but I would have to disagree with your conclusion. Maybe you a spending too much time in space

Evo is a sweet person, fair lady, and fine woman.

Any man should be so fortuate to win the heart of such a lady. The laddies here should be so lucky.

 

[ramollari]

Evo is a sweet person, fair lady, and fine woman.

Any man should be so fortuate to win the heart of such a lady.

My God! I could never be sure of those attributes except if I had more evidence. But she must be intelligent as I've seen from the posts and as I guess from the profession listed in her profile. That would be enough to distinguish her among all the ladies.

 

[Moonbear]

I'm old and tired and clumsy and now I'm a nun and I probably won't be good at that either since I'm agnostic.

I don't think you're allowed to be evil if you're a nun either.

 

[dextercioby]

How about LESBIAN??

Daniel.

P.S.A man who ain't a pervert is a p****.

 

[Evo]

remember when you used to ask me to cheer you up? just because I'm taken no reason to forget about me.

You always cheer me up.

 

[Evo]

I don't think you're allowed to be evil if you're a nun either.

Agnostic nuns can be evil. I now belong to the Holy Order of The Thouroughly Irascible Evil Sisters, or HOTTIES for short.

 

[polyb]

Go EVO, Go EVO, Go, Go, Go Evo!

Yah, yah, yah,that Evo woman, she's so fine!
I only come to phyicsforums when she's online,
Go EVO, Go EVO, Go, Go, Go Evo!

 

[Math Is Hard]

Chronos, that's a reasonable assessment, but I would have to disagree with your conclusion. Maybe you a spending too much time in space

His conclusion meant no offense to Evo - actually he said she was perfect Chronos is only making an attempt to butter me up because he knows I am baking a (seemingly endless) box of cookies for him.
Let's see.. flour, eggs, milk, vanilla, baking soda, sugar, chocolate chips... did I get everything? I don't know for sure because this recipe was REALLY hard to follow!

The Engineer's Recipe for Chocolate Chip Cookies*

1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten
2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite
4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow
triglyceride
5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic
aldehyde
8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian
albumen-coated protein
9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats
(sieve size #10)

Directions:

To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel
(reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer
coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr,
add ingredients one, two and three with
constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor
vessel with a radial flow impeller
operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients four,
five, six, and seven until the mixture is
homogenous. To reactor #2, add ingredient
eight, followed by three equal volumes of the
homogenous mixture in reactor #1.

Additionally, add ingredient nine and ten
slowly, with constant agitation. Care must be
taken at this point in the reaction to
control any temperature rise that may be the
result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extruder attached to a #4
nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a
316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K
oven for a period of time that is in
agreement with Frank & Johnston's first
order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55),or
until golden brown. Once the reaction is
complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-
transfer table, allowing the product to come
to thermal equilibrium. Enjoy!

*from http://food4.epicurious.com/HyperNews/get/archive_swap50801-50900/50812.html

 

[Evo]

Go EVO, Go EVO, Go, Go, Go Evo!

polyb, you're a hoot!

MIH, your cookie recipe sounds, uhm, delicious.

 

[Moonbear]

Don't let tribdog see that recipe, he'll be trying to bake cookies with the oven set to 460! LOL!

MIH, hopefully you'll have better success with cookie delivery than I did. If the cookies get returned, I'll have to inspect how well they survived a round-trip to AZ and back. If they are returned as something still resembling cookies more than crumbs, I'll recommend my packaging system.

 

[polyb]

polyb, you're a hoot!

YEEEAAAHHHH! Another satisfied customer!

Let me know when you bust out of the nunnery, I'll take your poochie for a walk, free of charge!

But only one freebie, I got a business to run you know!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

Evo, regarding nuns,
http://www.io.com/~mlangsdo/RPGs/Minis/GunNuns.html

anyway, if you're a nun, and you, Tsu, Moonbear, Math... are all sisters, then I present to you...

The Sisters of PF
http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.php/6fe5d350/nuns_with_guns.jpg

 

[dextercioby]

Well,Ivan,didn't u forget something??Which is which ?? Please start from the lower right to the lower north...


Daniel.

P.S.Thenx for the evidence that Evo's 82 going on 83...

 

[Tsu]

I'm the shortest one.

 

[BoulderHead]

Sisters of PF, continued.

Busy little nuns be they...

 

[tribdog]

I'm the second one.

 

[polyb]

The PF
'Sisters of Mercy'
Dispensing retribution on all men in the name of justice!
http://website.lineone.net/~bunkie/nuns2.jpg
PHOTO: The girls take an opportunity to teach a former PF member a lesson about how to treat the ladies. When asked, MIH said: "We warned him!"

 

[Math Is Hard]

Those pictures are just about the funniest things I ever saw.

 

[polyb]

Busy little nuns be they...

I guess that would be the divine PF sisterhood busy taking in the 'holy spirit' and then getting to work on the PF board!

...or was that second picture sister Evo looking at her favorite website?

 

[Evo]

I guess that would be the divine PF sisterhood busy taking in the 'holy spirit' and then getting to work on the PF board!

...or was that second picture sister Evo looking at her favorite website?

I can't let underaged kids link to that. But it was funny.

All right polyb, confess, what year were you born?

 

[BoulderHead]

What can grow on a body waiting for PF Sisters to make up their minds...

http://img150.exs.cx/img150/9934/mold4pg.jpg
...MOLD !

(hope that one can pass inspection)


-----------------
It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
-Terry Pratchett

 

[polyb]

I can't let underaged kids link to that. But it was funny.

YEEAAAH, another happy customer.

My apologies to the younger members of the board, I didnt realize how sensitive they could be!

All right polyb, confess, what year were you born?

What is this, 'The Spanish Inquisition'? Nobody expects 'The Spanish Inquisition'!

OK sister EVO, I'll confess, I don't think I could do enough hail mary's to redeem myself but I am going to be a bit cryptic about it just to see how witty you really are! So here is the clue:

If 42 is the number you get when you multiply 9 by 6, then I was born in the year 'b88' (yeah I am an Adams fan of sorts)!

So now that I have shown you mine will you show me yours?

 

[Evo]

OK sister EVO, I'll confess, I don't think I could do enough hail mary's to redeem myself but I am going to be a bit cryptic about it just to see how witty you really are! So here is the clue:

If 42 is the number you get when you multiply 9 by 6, then I was born in the year 'b88' (yeah I am an Adams fan of sorts)!

Ok, now I hate you. Even if I wasn't sick and have a fever, I still wouldn't know. The numbers I've come to don't seem right. Gokul will know! Damn it Gokul, why aren't you ever here when I need you?

 

[polyb]

Ok, now I hate you.

I'm not doing ma job, mon!

Even if I wasn't sick and have a fever, I still wouldn't know. The numbers I've come to don't seem right. Gokul will know! Damn it Gokul, why aren't you ever here when I need you?

What basis did you come up with from Adams' little puzzle?

Another clue: What number do need such that when you multiply it four times and then you add two you get the same result as 9*6?

OK,Symbolically: (4*N)+2=9*6 (that should make it much easier!)

Sorry to hear your feeling down! Luckily I have virus protection.

 

[Integral]

Evo,
Think base 13

 

[Evo]

Thanks Integral! 1971

 

[Gokul43201]

Thanks Integral! 1971

Right ho ! Sorry...busy with Homework Help !

 

[Moonbear]

Right ho !

Are you calling my sister a ho??!



Sure, now you show up, after she just spent all that time trying to figure it out.

 

[polyb]

Evo,
Think base 13

YEEEAAAAHHHH! You guys should get a prize or something!


Evo, as for my age I usually like to say: 'I am as old as the cosmos and as young as the moment, just another transient metastable triple-point phase state of matter circling an ordainary medium sized star!'

Of course I still get carded for beer a lot though!

 

[Evo]

Are you calling my sister a ho??!

Get the guns sis! Just because I'm slow doesn't give him the right to start calling me names!

 

[Evo]

YEEEAAAAHHHH! You guys should get a prize or something!

Just because Integral gave me the answer doesn't mean I wouldn't have finally, eventually, someday realized your age was in base 13.

Evo, as for my age I usually like to say: 'I am as old as the cosmos and as young as the moment, just another transient metastable triple-point phase state of matter circling an ordainary medium sized star!'

I just say that I'm older than dirt. (I'm not very eloquent either).

So, you're actually within my age limit!

 

[polyb]

Thanks Integral! 1971

Now you know my terrible secret!

I am an old fart!

At least I look 20 or so and I only have to shave once a week.
Ahhh yes, the advantage of crazy genetics.

 

[Moonbear]

Now you know my terrible secret!

I am an old fart!

At least I look 20 or so and I only have to shave once a week.
Ahhh yes, the advantage of crazy genetics.

That most certainly doesn't make you an old fart! (I was born the same year).

 

[polyb]

So, you're actually within my age limit!

Apparently, but I'm sure you'll find something wrong with me.

 

[polyb]

That most certainly doesn't make you an old fart! (I was born the same year).

WOOOHOOO! A fellow pig!
According to chinese astrology!

 

[Evo]

Apparently, but I'm sure you'll find something wrong with me.

Yeah, most likely.

Here's a little list of my defects.

I sneeze and blow my nose a lot. (allergies)

I snore.

I have a bad knee now due to that glass I fell on.

I have a crooked arm (only noticeable when I try to hold it straight), this is the result of when my older brother rammed the shopping cart in which I was sitting into a large store display, knocking me unconscious and breaking my arm. (I was 2)

I have a crooked finger from when the dog broke two of them and my idiot Dr (Dr Death) failed to see the fractures for three months, although it was obvious the fingers were badly broken.

I have a dented lower shin from my fall down a flight of cement steps.

Ok, I'll stop, I guess it's actually a pretty long list, and it just gets worse.

I am a very NICE person though. :shy:

 

[Moonbear]

WOOOHOOO! A fellow pig!
According to chinese astrology!

Ooh, does that mean I get to have 30 min orgasms?

 

[Moonbear]

Ok, I'll stop, I guess it's actually a pretty long list, and it just gets worse.

I think it all sums up as this: Evo is accident prone and pretty banged up as a result. But, if you just wrap her up in bubble wrap before taking her out anywhere, and let her lie on a bed full of pillows and pamper her completely when home, she's really worth the effort.

 

[Zeteg]

Evo is accident prone and pretty banged up as a result.

That didn't come out the way you wanted it to, now did it?

*Edit* My post needs another smiley!

+

 

[Chrono]

Right ho ! Sorry...busy with Homework Help !

I thought you were stuck at another airport.

 

[polyb]

Ooh, does that mean I get to have 30 min orgasms?

You mean you haven't had one yet?

Maybe you should make sure your men have had prior training of some sorts. I have always made sure the women at least reach double or triple orgasm! I have gone by the assumption that it just does not take that much for we men, but you woman are completely different beast. You guys require finessing, foreplay, and technique. My motive in a respect was the benefit of loyalty and favors for making sure the woman were thuroughly satisfied. Of course this backfired one time(psycho woman syndrome).

I take the art of pleasure quite seriously, not to mention how fun it is!

 

[Ivan Seeking]

I think it all sums up as this: Evo is accident prone and pretty banged up as a result. But, if you just wrap her up in bubble wrap before taking her out anywhere, and let her lie on a bed full of pillows and pamper her completely when home...

Them sounds like fightin' words.


-----EVO ----------- MOONBEAR

http://www.io.com/~mlangsdo/RPGs/Minis/NunAssaulters2.jpg

 

[Gokul43201]

Are you calling my sister a ho??!

Would I dare call any member of the Hood...I mean Sisterhood...anything even remotely deprecating ? Have I not learned my lesson through countless days of briber...ummm, penitence ?

 

[Integral]

Now you know my terrible secret!

I am an old fart!

At least I look 20 or so and I only have to shave once a week.
Ahhh yes, the advantage of crazy genetics.

OLD? barely! I remember most '71 pretty well. Only little pieces of it were lost to drink and smoke.

 

[Evo]

Them sounds like fightin' words.


-----EVO ----------- MOONBEAR

http://www.io.com/~mlangsdo/RPGs/Minis/NunAssaulters2.jpg

My[/URL] rear end is exposed!

I think we could charge some big $$$ for people to view this fight!

 

[polyb]

Yeah, most likely.

Here's a little list of my defects.

I sneeze and blow my nose a lot. (allergies)

I snore.

I have a bad knee now due to that glass I fell on.

I have a crooked arm (only noticeable when I try to hold it straight), this is the result of when my older brother rammed the shopping cart in which I was sitting into a large store display, knocking me unconscious and breaking my arm. (I was 2)

I have a crooked finger from when the dog broke two of them and my idiot Dr (Dr Death) failed to see the fractures for three months, although it was obvious the fingers were badly broken.

I have a dented lower shin from my fall down a flight of cement steps.

Ok, I'll stop, I guess it's actually a pretty long list, and it just gets worse.

I am a very NICE person though. :shy:

OK, race for the bottom!

My elbows are a little out of wack because one summer I made the mistake of working at a construction site where I mainly unloaded trailer trucks full of doors+frames in the agonizing hot/humid Floriduh sun. Doing martial arts excercises seems to help when I do them.

When I was 20 I injured my exterior lateral ligament on my knee while I was in a mosh pit. Every now and again it gets inflamed and I have a big knot. If I do my martials arts stuff it seems to help it.

My nose is a little crooked from a sibling breaking it when I was a teenager.

When I look at the sun or appropriate lite source at the right angle I can send myself into a sneezing fit. Apparently this is genetic.

I have a small beer belly because I really like Guinness and a good hefe wisen, hell, I love good beer. It is that streak of Irish and German blood in me. Of course I keep it moderate, the excess calories can make you sweet like a pig in Floriduh. It would help if I did more exercise, but it is soooo hot!

I live in Floriduh and it is HOT and STICKY! Not to mention it smells like a swamp.

I was born in Calfornia and partly raised in Floriduh! I am still recovering from the neuro dissonance!

I get even worse from here!