Is He the Right Match for Evo?

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The discussion revolves around the humorous and light-hearted quest to find a suitable partner for a member named Evo, who is described as needing a man to help with various domestic challenges and her energetic dog. Participants express their interest in Evo, highlighting traits such as humor, intelligence, and compatibility over physical appearance. The thread is filled with playful banter, with many contributors joking about their qualifications and the absurdity of the situation. There are references to potential candidates, with some expressing their admiration for Evo and others humorously disqualifying themselves. The tone remains jovial, with frequent mentions of wedding plans and the comedic notion of a "shotgun wedding." Overall, the thread showcases a community's camaraderie and affection for Evo, while also engaging in witty exchanges about relationships and personal attributes.
  • #211
Clausius2 said:
I think you need to do some more exercise in order to have more chance. The last photograph about you didn't show a good fitness...and Evo may look for Schwarzenneger muscles. Hurry up! Get into a gym! :biggrin:
Enigma looks yummy just the way he is. :approve: I am NOT into muscular men.
 
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  • #212
Evo said:
I am NOT into muscular men.

Blah Blah Blah I have heard it thousands of times. :zzz:
 
  • #213
Evo said:
Enigma looks yummy just the way he is. :approve: I am NOT into muscular men.

That's because she knows once she puts him through his paces clearing the jungle around her house, he'll be in great shape! :biggrin: Actually, he looked pretty darn yummy in that picture he posted, I think Clausius is just feeling threatened. :wink:
 
  • #214
For what it's worth, I think one can draw a distinction between muscular and muscle bound.

Compare gymnists or track atheletes (runners and pole vaulters) and heavy-wieght/power lifters or body builders. The former group are relatively slender vs the latter group are bulky. Gymnists can lift more than their own body weight, sometimes with one arm.

With the proper balance of weight training, stretching and running, one can build strength and endurance.

Sufficient strength can be a life saver (from personal experience).
 
  • #215
Clausius2 said:
Blah Blah Blah I have heard it thousands of times. :zzz:

Falling asleep when the lady's talking. That'll fetch you a bunch of points.

Time to call in Bob "the axeman" G.
 
  • #216
Answer to question 1, i think is something to do with running a possum smuggling business over the border from mexico.
 
  • #217
Andy said:
Answer to question 1, i think is something to do with running a possum smuggling business over the border from mexico.
Correct. The answer to Question 1 "What does Evo suspect Mr Foofer does in his spare time?" is "running a possum smuggling business".

Or should this be like Jeopardy and it would have to be posed as a question? "What is running a possum smuggling business?" :biggrin:
 
  • #218
Question: #2

Andy takes the lead in the Q&A competition!

Sorry, Evo, I couldn't get the next one in the form of a question without giving it away :smile:

Question: #2

It's Evo's birthday. One of your gifts to her should (of course) be something sweet*. What do you get her - and where do you go to get it?

*just in case I'm not clear, I am referring to candy. :-p
 
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  • #219
Math Is Hard said:
Question: #2

It's Evo's birthday. One of your gifts to her should (of course) be something sweet*. What do you get her - and where do you go to get it?

*just in case I'm not clear, I am referring to candy. :-p
What is Chocolate at Fauchon.com (is that in Belgium?)
 
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  • #220
Echo 6 Sierra said:
What is Chocolate at Fauchon.com (is that in Belgium?)
Not just any chocolate, what type? I only eat one type.
 
  • #221
What is Dark Belgian Chocolate?
 
  • #222
Echo 6 Sierra said:
What is Dark Belgian Chocolate?
Very Good!
 
  • #223
Andy and Echo are now tied. :approve:
 
  • #224
Answer #3

As a little girl, Evo secretly dreamed of becoming THIS when she grew up.

(please give your response in question form.)
 
  • #225
What is The Future Mrs. Echo 6 Sierra?
 
  • #226
Math Is Hard said:
As a little girl, Evo secretly dreamed of becoming THIS when she grew up.

(please give your response in question form.)

What is an astronomer or scientist? :cool:
 
  • #227
And I didn't even know the Professional was in the contest!

I believe we are tied three ways now! Evo, want to confirm?
 
  • #228
Of course The Professional is in the contest. He even offered to suffer a strangulated hernia as a show of affection. How much more sincere can a person get? :smile:

(But, he doesn't know what an orange stick is, either)
 
  • #229
Gokul43201 said:
Falling asleep when the lady's talking. That'll fetch you a bunch of points.

Time to call in Bob "the axeman" G.
Poor Claudius2. He's been bitter ever since his plan to get to Evo's daughter fell through.

Remember what Vince Lombardi said, "It's not whether you get knocked down, it whether you get back up."
 
  • #230
Next question:

How did Evo spend her nights as a 15-year-old and how did her audience show their appreciation?

(Once again, your answer has to be phrased as a question)
 
  • #231
BobG said:
Next question:

How did Evo spend her nights as a 15-year-old and how did her audience show their appreciation?

(Once again, your answer has to be phrased as a question)
Wait, I thought juvenile records were supposed to be sealed!111 How did you find out...oh...heh, you're talking about something else. :blushing:
 
  • #232
Moonbear said:
That's because she knows once she puts him through his paces clearing the jungle around her house, he'll be in great shape! :biggrin: Actually, he looked pretty darn yummy in that picture he posted, I think Clausius is just feeling threatened. :wink:

Due to the fact I am some thousands of kilometers away, I think I lost the battle since the beginning. Anyway, I'm not in extraordinary fitness, that's what I made that comment.. :-p
 
  • #233
Clausius2 said:
Due to the fact I am some thousands of kilometers away, I think I lost the battle since the beginning.
Actually, the farther away you are the better, I like long distance relationships. :approve:

Anyway, I'm not in extraordinary fitness, that's what I made that comment.. :-p
Perfect, I like men that don't spend time working out. :smile:
 
  • #234
Evo said:
Actually, the farther away you are the better, I like long distance relationships. :approve:

Perfect, I like men that don't spend time working out. :smile:

The main defect of long distance relationship is a lack of human contact..you know... :!) .

About my fitness, don't worry. I would spend only some short time riding on my bicycle as I do every weekend. I practice cyclism (like Armstrong) but I get tired too soon. Apart of the time I'll spend on studying, I'm yours... o:) .
 
  • #235
Clausius2 said:
The main defect of long distance relationship is a lack of human contact..you know... :!) .
That makes the time spent together better. You're less likely to get bored or take each other for granted when you have to make an effort to see each other. And you're less likely to annoy each other. :approve:

I would spend only some short time riding on my bicycle as I do every weekend. I practice cyclism (like Armstrong) but I get tired too soon. Apart of the time I'll spend on studying, I'm yours... o:) .
I love cycling! I don't get to do it enough here as the roads aren't suited to cyclists. I have lots of stamina and very strong legs although they're very thin. My aerobics instructor grabbed my leg once and told me "If I excersize 8 hours a day every day for the rest of my life, I will never have hamstrings like yours". :rolleyes:
 
  • #236
I haven't a clue on these questions don't know how i got that possum question correct, i don't spend enough time here on the forum to know all these. :cry:

It's really unfair i was starting to think i had a good chance aswell.
 
  • #237
Andy said:
I haven't a clue on these questions don't know how i got that possum question correct, i don't spend enough time here on the forum to know all these. :cry:

It's really unfair i was starting to think i had a good chance aswell.
The possum one was the most difficult since I only mentioned it once, the other answers have been posted many times in a number of threads, so your answer was worth 1,000 points, the other two questions were worth 200 points each. I'd say that last question BobG asked is a 1,000 pointer also.
 
  • #238
I was extremely lucky with the possum question don't know how i remembered it, but i haven't spent enough time online over the past year to have any idea. 1000 points is a good start though.
 
  • #239
DANG, BOB! Throw a fella a bone why don'tcha. :confused:
 
  • #240
Echo 6 Sierra said:
DANG, BOB! Throw a fella a bone why don'tcha. :confused:
No help from me. Maybe you can bribe Recon or JimmyP.

But don't bother Artman. When I was a kid, I didn't even like looking at my own internal organs, let alone other peoples internal organs. I didn't even like looking at the internal organs of toads. The one time the neighbor girl and I tried it, it hopped off the table in the middle of the operation. It's intestines got stuck on a twig and it still kept on hopping along with it intestines unravelling behind it. It was horrible! Even when we finally caught it, we had no idea what to do! Her big brother finally caught us and put it out of its misery with a bee-bee gun. Do you know how many bee-bees it takes to kill a toad? I've been traumatized ever since.

But I don't think that makes me weird, does it?
 

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