Is Kicking Flabby Asses Really Risk-Free?

[hypatia]

I think just his smurf cap would be fine

 

[Moonbear]

Speedos and a cape and mask covered in sequins

A Speedo?!? I'm not even going to touch him in that, let alone mud wrestling! I forfeit.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I think Smurf would insist on a bikini. Maybe match it up with some Prada slingbacks.

 

[Huckleberry]

Isn't Smurf the one that likes to wear women's clothing, or was that Artman? If Moonbear won't touch him in a speedo, I highly doubt that she'll reconsider if he's wearing a thong. Maybe he should go shirtless and shoeless in a pair of dungaree suspenders and a straw hat?

 

[JamesU]

It's true you know

no matter how much ass you kick, I can still kick your ass...

 

[SOS2008]

...Maybe he should go shirtless and shoeless in a pair of dungaree suspenders and a straw hat?

What does this remind me of...hmm...

There's a photo I tried to upload but couldn't. It's a guy in a suspender-style thong speedo (in lime green) -- Hilarious. Dang!

 

[Huckleberry]

I was thinking more along the line of 'The Clampets' from Beverly Hillbillies. I think I like your idea better, however, Moonbear has a phobia of speedos. She'll have to approve it. What is the medical terminology for 'fear of speedos'?

 

[Moonbear]

I think Smurf would insist on a bikini. Maybe match it up with some Prada slingbacks.

I'm going to have to insist he wear a wrap with that. Not much difference between bikini bottoms and a Speedo. But a nice coordinated wrap might be more stylish. Any chance we can convince him to wear a one-piece bathing suit with a skirt? He does sound like he might be a bit hip-y, so the skirt would really help conceal that and make him look slimmer.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I'm going to have to insist he wear a wrap with that. Not much difference between bikini bottoms and a Speedo. But a nice coordinated wrap might be more stylish. Any chance we can convince him to wear a one-piece bathing suit with a skirt? He does sound like he might be a bit hip-y, so the skirt would really help conceal that and make him look slimmer.

Poor Smurf. It's genetic. He got his mother's thighs. Yeah, the wrap is a good idea.
He's going to have a fit when he sees this. Wonder what color Smurfs turn when they're enraged?

I am really curious about the Speedo picture SOS found. She does find some real gems on the internet.

Huck, I'm not sure if Moonbear is experiencing so much fear as nausea when it comes to Speedos. One of the most revolting things you'll see at the beaches in L.A. are the Europeans who come out here and strut around wearing nothing but Speedos, tennis shoes, and white socks up to their knees

 

[Moonbear]

Huck, I'm not sure if Moonbear is experiencing so much fear as nausea when it comes to Speedos. One of the most revolting things you'll see at the beaches in L.A. are the Europeans who come out here and strut around wearing nothing but Speedos, tennis shoes, and white socks up to their knees

Oh, that image just sent a shiver up my spine! Yeah, it's not fear, it's complete revulsion. But, I don't even like guys in briefs. Wear boxers or take it all off, anything in between the two is just too...um...tightly bound, and not at all attractive.

 

[Chronos]

Grandma in spandex? Ever seen panty hose filled with cottage cheese? It ain't pretty. Hey, this is really good chilly... [last words at a redneck barbeque].

 

[Smurf]

He's going to have a fit when he sees this. Wonder what color Smurfs turn when they're enraged?

I've been reading this thread for a while, but I havn't bothered responding, I've been stressed.

 

[Moonbear]

I've been reading this thread for a while, but I havn't bothered responding, I've been stressed.

What's the matter Smurf?

 

[Danger]

What's the matter Smurf?

The 'butt-floss' is riding up.

 

[Artman]

I kick ass. It's true you know

Did he say kiss?

Moonbear, if Smurf wore a thong, you would have a hand grip when kicking his ass.

(But make sure you wear gloves.)

 

[Artman]

I kick ass. It's true you know

Did he say kiss?

Moonbear, if Smurf wore a thong, you would have a hand grip when kicking his ass.

(But make sure you wear gloves.)

 

[Artman]

Did he say kiss?

Smurf needs a sign that says:



Smurf's Ass Kissing Service
(Line Forms at Your Rear)

 

[Smurf]

(Line Forms at Your Rear)

You know, that was actually quite funny.

 

[Artman]

You know, that was actually quite funny.

For that nice compliment, I'll send some business your way.

Now pucker up, (but no tongue).

 

[Danger]

I don't know how I missed this the first time around.

How would Moonbear use her voluptuous breasts to defeat MIH?

Smothered her into submission.

 

[Artman]

Smothered her into submission.

What a way to go, huh.

Just picture it:

Moonbear: "Take that!"
MIH: "Why I'll...Bllllluppppp!"
Moonbear: "And that!"
MIH: "You'll never...Bllllluppppp!"

 

[Danger]

What a way to go, huh.

Just picture it:

Moonbear: "Take that!"
MIH: "Why I'll...Bllllluppppp!"
Moonbear: "And that!"
MIH: "You'll never...Bllllluppppp!"

You should have seen the line-up at the application desk for a referee.

 

[Artman]

You should have seen the line-up at the application desk for a referee.

I can imagine that one too:

Moonbear: "I'll show you a thing or two!"
MIH: "Says you! I'll...Ahhbuuuubuubuuu!"
Moonbear: "Yeah, I got your big girls right here!"
MIH: "Bring 'em on!...bububububulllllbbppp!"
REF: "Okay you two, break it up! Do I have to come between you? Now look here...hey that's my arm! Hey! Don't put me in a head lock! Hey! I'm the refer...Bbbbbppppp!"

Yeah, it could be fun.

 

[Math Is Hard]

I can imagine that one too:

Moonbear: "I'll show you a thing or two!"
MIH: "Says you! I'll...Ahhbuuuubuubuuu!"
Moonbear: "Yeah, I got your big girls right here!"
MIH: "Bring 'em on!...bububububulllllbbppp!"
REF: "Okay you two, break it up! Do I have to come between you? Now look here...hey that's my arm! Hey! Don't put me in a head lock! Hey! I'm the refer...Bbbbbppppp!"

Yeah, it could be fun.

Artman, you seem to forget that I have a couple of my own weapons of mass destruction under my shirt.

 

[Artman]

Artman, you seem to forget that I have a couple of my own weapons of mass destruction under my shirt.

I didn't forget. I was just hoping you would refresh my memory.

 

[Huckleberry]

Ah, life is good!

 

[DocToxyn]

What is the medical terminology for 'fear of speedos'?

I believe the term is "bananahammockophobia" and truth be told, they are actually quite comfortable.

Perhaps a better choice would be one of the full-body speedos to reduce drag...

 

[SOS2008]

I am really curious about the Speedo picture SOS found. She does find some real gems on the internet.

I hope this works:

http://img253.echo.cx/my.php?image=untitled1se.png

I believe the term is "bananahammockophobia" and truth be told, they are actually quite comfortable.

Perhaps a better choice would be one of the full-body speedos to reduce drag...

Uh yeh, something like that. Keeping in mind this is a thong (the back view is not included due to the PG-13 standards on PF).

 

[Math Is Hard]

I hope this works:

http://img253.echo.cx/my.php?image=untitled1se.png

Uh yeh, something like that. Keeping in mind this is a thong (the back view is not included due to the PG-13 standards on PF).

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, that is VILE!

Hey, sis - check my new avatar...

 

[Moonbear]

I hope this works:

http://img253.echo.cx/my.php?image=untitled1se.png

Uh yeh, something like that. Keeping in mind this is a thong (the back view is not included due to the PG-13 standards on PF).

That should come with some serious warning about likelihood of inducing nausea! What was that guy thinking? Why is it that guys who are out of shape are always the ones wearing those things out in public?

I vote for the full body suit that DocToxyn mentioned!