Is Kicking Flabby Asses Really Risk-Free?

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The discussion revolves around playful banter and humorous exchanges among forum members, touching on topics like hypothetical fights, mud wrestling, and the absurdity of speedos. Participants joke about their physical prowess and past experiences, including mud fights and wrestling matches, with references to various humorous scenarios involving clothing choices. There’s a light-hearted debate about the attractiveness of different swimwear styles, particularly speedos, and the discomfort they can cause. The conversation also includes playful insults and challenges, with members teasing each other about their abilities and preferences, particularly focusing on the absurdity of certain clothing choices and the humorous consequences of wearing them. Overall, the tone remains jovial and irreverent, with a focus on camaraderie and humor.
  • #51
Danger said:
Smothered her into submission. :biggrin:
What a way to go, huh.

Just picture it:

Moonbear: "Take that!"
MIH: "Why I'll...Bllllluppppp!"
Moonbear: "And that!"
MIH: "You'll never...Bllllluppppp!"

:biggrin: :smile: :-p
 
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  • #52
Artman said:
What a way to go, huh.

Just picture it:

Moonbear: "Take that!"
MIH: "Why I'll...Bllllluppppp!"
Moonbear: "And that!"
MIH: "You'll never...Bllllluppppp!"

:biggrin: :smile: :-p
You should have seen the line-up at the application desk for a referee. :bugeye:
 
  • #53
Danger said:
You should have seen the line-up at the application desk for a referee. :bugeye:
I can imagine that one too:

Moonbear: "I'll show you a thing or two!"
MIH: "Says you! I'll...Ahhbuuuubuubuuu!"
Moonbear: "Yeah, I got your big girls right here!"
MIH: "Bring 'em on!...bububububulllllbbppp!"
REF: "Okay you two, break it up! Do I have to come between you? Now look here...hey that's my arm! Hey! Don't put me in a head lock! Hey! I'm the refer...Bbbbbppppp!"

Yeah, it could be fun. :-p :biggrin:
 
  • #54
Artman said:
I can imagine that one too:

Moonbear: "I'll show you a thing or two!"
MIH: "Says you! I'll...Ahhbuuuubuubuuu!"
Moonbear: "Yeah, I got your big girls right here!"
MIH: "Bring 'em on!...bububububulllllbbppp!"
REF: "Okay you two, break it up! Do I have to come between you? Now look here...hey that's my arm! Hey! Don't put me in a head lock! Hey! I'm the refer...Bbbbbppppp!"

Yeah, it could be fun. :-p :biggrin:
Artman, you seem to forget that I have a couple of my own weapons of mass destruction under my shirt. :wink:
 
  • #55
Math Is Hard said:
Artman, you seem to forget that I have a couple of my own weapons of mass destruction under my shirt. :wink:
I didn't forget. I was just hoping you would refresh my memory. :-p
 
  • #56
Ah, life is good!
 
  • #57
Huckleberry said:
What is the medical terminology for 'fear of speedos'?


I believe the term is "bananahammockophobia" and truth be told, they are actually quite comfortable.

Perhaps a better choice would be one of the full-body speedos to reduce drag...
 
  • #58
Math Is Hard said:
I am really curious about the Speedo picture SOS found. She does find some real gems on the internet.
I hope this works:

http://img253.echo.cx/my.php?image=untitled1se.png

DocToxyn said:
I believe the term is "bananahammockophobia" and truth be told, they are actually quite comfortable.

Perhaps a better choice would be one of the full-body speedos to reduce drag...
Uh yeh, something like that. :smile: Keeping in mind this is a thong (the back view is not included due to the PG-13 standards on PF).
 
  • #59
SOS2008 said:
I hope this works:

http://img253.echo.cx/my.php?image=untitled1se.png

Uh yeh, something like that. :smile: Keeping in mind this is a thong (the back view is not included due to the PG-13 standards on PF).


AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, that is VILE!

Hey, sis - check my new avatar... :biggrin:
 
  • #60
SOS2008 said:
I hope this works:

http://img253.echo.cx/my.php?image=untitled1se.png

Uh yeh, something like that. :smile: Keeping in mind this is a thong (the back view is not included due to the PG-13 standards on PF).


That should come with some serious warning about likelihood of inducing nausea! What was that guy thinking? Why is it that guys who are out of shape are always the ones wearing those things out in public?

I vote for the full body suit that DocToxyn mentioned!
 
  • #61
Moonbear said:
That should come with some serious warning about likelihood of inducing nausea! What was that guy thinking?
It should come with an ice pick to gouge your own eyes out.
 
  • #62
Now that is an atomic wedgie if I've ever seen one!
I never would have imagined that, regardless of how you described it. After seeing it I'm still not sure that I believe it. I'm not sure what's worse, that some guy actually wore it, or that someone actually made it. That's nuts.
 
  • #63
Huckleberry said:
I'm not sure what's worse, that some guy actually wore it, or that someone actually made it.
Or that someone took a picture of it.

Huckleberry said:
That's nuts.
Yes, that's what they are.

Oops. That's not what you meant. :redface:
 
  • #64
DocToxyn said:
I believe the term is "bananahammockophobia" and truth be told, they are actually quite comfortable.
:smile: I thought it was "grapesmugglebunchophobia."
 
  • #65
Artman said:
:smile: I thought it was "grapesmugglebunchophobia."

Several different definitions exist, I believe the Australians call it "noodlebenderophobia".
 
  • #66
DocToxyn said:
Several different definitions exist, I believe the Australians call it "noodlebenderophobia".
Nearlynudernutterphobia is another I've heard.
 
  • #67
Math Is Hard said:
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Oh, that is VILE! :
Geez, I spared you the back view. :rolleyes:

Math Is Hard said:
Hey, sis - check my new avatar... :biggrin:
Awesome! :biggrin:
 
  • #68
Is the item of 'clothing' supposed to be like that, or do you suppose he's just been given the wedgie to end all wedgies?

edit- D'oh. Replied before I read this page. Someone already beat me to it :(
 
  • #69
That thing would be great for sling-shotting water balloons!
 
  • #70
Math Is Hard said:
That thing would be great for sling-shotting water balloons!
Oh look, he's already got a tiny one loaded...oh wait, that's not a balloon!
 
  • #71
matthyaouw said:
Is the item of 'clothing' supposed to be like that, or do you suppose he's just been given the wedgie to end all wedgies?

edit- D'oh. Replied before I read this page. Someone already beat me to it :(

He might get the bends if he releases the pressure too quickly. The rapid release of nitrous oxide in his genital region could cause permanent injury. Don't worry, he'll be back to normal in a few weeks. If any guy that wears a speedo can be considered normal, that is.

P.S. Was my mom the only one who said "It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye."
 
  • #72
Huckleberry said:
P.S. Was my mom the only one who said "It's all fun and games 'till someone loses an eye."
No. I believe that particular Linda Lovelace quote is hung on the wall at the clinic.
 
  • #73
You would think a man would only need the suspender-style speedo when extra support is needed. :bugeye: I wonder what Smurf decided to wear for graduation? He wasn't anywhere near a beach was he?
 
  • #74
Danger said:
No. I believe that particular Linda Lovelace quote is hung on the wall at the clinic.
But I highly doubt they had this situation in mind.

*Huck googles Linda Lovelace* *And google some more* :rolleyes:
Or you could be completely right!
 
  • #75
Huckleberry said:
Now that is an atomic wedgie if I've ever seen one!
I never would have imagined that, regardless of how you described it. After seeing it I'm still not sure that I believe it. I'm not sure what's worse, that some guy actually wore it, or that someone actually made it. That's nuts.

I'm still in shock. That is what it looks like, isn't it? Someone saw this dweeb walking around in a speedo and ran up from behind, and before you know it... I think they were trying to loop it over his ears or head, but it probably snapped back to his shoulders.

Or maybe his church needed another soprano in the choir. :biggrin:
 
  • #76
Moonbear said:
Or maybe his church needed another soprano in the choir.
I wonder what church that would be?
He could be this guy! Captured by speedo wearing mountainbikers, Hal's foot suddenly slips off the pedal. Oops
I Was a Prisoner of the Mudpeople

It could have been the Fly-Fishians that got me. Or the Marathon Men. Or even the dread Golf-oids. But the fiendish Congregation of Dirtheads had already claimed my soul. From the cults of outdoor obsession, a survivor's tale.
By Hal Espen
 
  • #77
Huckleberry said:
*Huck googles Linda Lovelace* *And google some more* :rolleyes:
I can't believe that any male in North America would need to Google Linda Lovelace. Want to, yes, but need to? And a bloody sailor at that?! Has your Navy gone back to putting saltpeter in your rum rations?
 
  • #78
Math Is Hard said:
That thing would be great for sling-shotting water balloons!


:smile: Best suggestion yet! :biggrin:

It must be a speedo for prudes who don't want their nipples to show.
 
  • #79
Moonbear said:
:smile: Best suggestion yet! :biggrin:

It must be a speedo for prudes who don't want their nipples to show.
Do you have one like that? I think that I'd quite like it on a woman, especially one of your... stature. Send pictures, please. :devil:
 
  • #80
Danger said:
I can't believe that any male in North America would need to Google Linda Lovelace. Want to, yes, but need to? And a bloody sailor at that?! Has your Navy gone back to putting saltpeter in your rum rations?
What can I say? I had a deprived childhood. Never had any rum rations No alcohol allowed for enlisted men onboard the ship. No women either. No salty peter.

Seems the saltpeter thing is a myth. Those Navy mashed potatoes sure do taste funny though. I think they use powdered potato stuff. The eggs aren't real either. Its a runny goup that comes in a 2 liter cardboard carton.
Saltpeter has a long history of medical use. It and other nitrates were employed by doctors during the 18th century to treat such varied problems as asthma, sore throats, and arthritis. Not that it was used wisely for these purposes, however -- physicians were far less knowledgeable in those days, and potassium nitrate's hazards were not understood as well as they are now. Saltpeter can be toxic in large quantities. It can cause anemia, methemoglobinemia (a blood disorder), headache, stomach upset, dizziness, kidney damage, and can raise one's blood pressure to a dangerous level. It is thus strongly recommended against, and no one in his right mind would dose himself or anyone else with it.

Given that saltpeter doesn't suppress sexual urges and is dangerous to use, the Army lacks any reason to administer it to those within its ranks. Yet those two facts will probably do little to dissuade those who are certain the coffee continues to taste funny.
Something that would block the production of nitrous oxide in the body would prevent erections. I don't know what other effects that would have. Don't want to find out either.
 
  • #81
SOS2008 said:
I hope this works:

http://img253.echo.cx/my.php?image=untitled1se.png
This gives the word "cleavage" quite a new meaning, I suppose..
For some reason, I suspect that the man and the woman only have a platonic relationship (not that there is anything wrong with that, of course)
 
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  • #82
arildno said:
This gives the word "cleavage" quite a new meaning, I suppose..
Yeah it's gone from, "hubba hubba" to "Just shoot me now. I've seen way too much."

The woman must be blind. Notice the dark glasses and how she is holding on to him for support in the sand. Poor woman thinks he's wearing a three piece suit (happened across the straps and figures they must be suspenders. How could she know otherwise?) :frown:
 
  • #83
SOS2008 said:
I hope this works:

http://img253.echo.cx/my.php?image=untitled1se.png

Uh yeh, something like that. :smile: Keeping in mind this is a thong (the back view is not included due to the PG-13 standards on PF).

uhhh.. evil, evil! my eyes! the goggles do notin`!
 
  • #84
I've got another theory on why the woman is with ol' water balloon boy: Perhaps he is like "The Naked Cowboy," that guy that walks around Times Square in NY wearing nothing but a guitar and a pair of jockey shorts , women stand next to him and get their picture taken all the time. They don't know him, they wouldn't be friends with him, they certainly wouldn't date him, but they stand next to him for photos all the time.
 
  • #85
http://nakedcowboy.myphotoalbum.com/gallery/albums/you/NY_with_aneaya_016.jpg

Hey Evo, I found his cell phone # ( 1-917-270-6901 ). His name is Robert John Burck. If you call him right now you might find him in his 'morning cowboy' mode :smile:
 
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  • #86
And grab his butt!
 
  • #87
cronxeh said:
Hey Evo, I found his cell phone # ( 1-917-270-6901 ). His name is Robert John Burck. If you call him right now you might find him in his 'morning cowboy' mode :smile:
I think he'll be too tired after having chased stallions through the night to answer.
Just my guess.
 
  • #88
arildno said:
I think he'll be too tired after having chased stallions through the night to answer.
Just my guess.
Do you mean stallions or bucking froncos?



Oops, of course I mean broncos. :blushing:
 
  • #89
I think I should use him as my citing source for statistics on merkins and beavers..
 
  • #90
cronxeh said:
Hey Evo, I found his cell phone # ( 1-917-270-6901 ). His name is Robert John Burck. If you call him right now you might find him in his 'morning cowboy' mode :smile:
Ewwwww. EWWWWWW.
 
  • #91
"EWWW" huh?

Naked just told me he had a call on another line

I see how it is, Evo
 
  • #92
I wonder if he's from Texas?
 
  • #93
Born in Cincinnati, Ohio. Got BS in Political Science from University of Cincinnati in 1995.
 
  • #94
cronxeh said:
Born in Cincinnati, Ohio. Got BS in Political Science from University of Cincinnati in 1995.
Wha? He's no cowboy! What a rip-off!
 
  • #95
Math Is Hard said:
Wha? He's no cowboy! What a rip-off!
Well, if you want to get technical about it, he ain't naked either. :biggrin:


(Thank God for that!)
 
  • #96
rofl its all an image.. he does this for money
 
  • #97
cronxeh said:
rofl its all an image.. he does this for money
And endorsements. he did a Yahoo ad. (I think it was Yahoo. He did a radio ad for some company. He sang on it.)

Yup. Just googled it. It was Yahoo.
 
  • #98
Artman said:
And endorsements. he did a Yahoo ad. (I think it was Yahoo. He did a radio ad for some company. He sang on it.)
You know just way too much about this dude. Is there something you want to tell us?
 
  • #99
cronxeh said:
Born in Cincinnati, Ohio. Got BS in Political Science from University of Cincinnati in 1995.

I knew there was a reason I was still single living here.
 
  • #100
Danger said:
You know just way too much about this dude. Is there something you want to tell us?
I was going to ask cronxeh that same question. he knew the guys name and where he went to school and his cell phone number...oh my gosh...you don't think? No...it couldn't... :rolleyes:

Cronxeh is the naked Cowboy!
:bugeye:
 

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