Is Kicking Flabby Asses Really Risk-Free?

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The discussion revolves around playful banter and humorous exchanges among forum members, touching on topics like hypothetical fights, mud wrestling, and the absurdity of speedos. Participants joke about their physical prowess and past experiences, including mud fights and wrestling matches, with references to various humorous scenarios involving clothing choices. There’s a light-hearted debate about the attractiveness of different swimwear styles, particularly speedos, and the discomfort they can cause. The conversation also includes playful insults and challenges, with members teasing each other about their abilities and preferences, particularly focusing on the absurdity of certain clothing choices and the humorous consequences of wearing them. Overall, the tone remains jovial and irreverent, with a focus on camaraderie and humor.
  • #101
Artman said:
Cronxeh is the naked Cowboy!
:bugeye:
Oh thanks... now I'm going to have to wash my mouse out with soap for talking to him.
 
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  • #102
If he didn't tell you, imagine what would've happened to your hand
 
  • #103
Danger said:
Oh thanks... now I'm going to have to wash my mouse out with soap for talking to him.
You haven't been?
 
  • #104
Artman said:
You haven't been?
It's a one-button mouse, remember? There's a bit of laxity built into the system.
 
  • #105
Abracadabra

It Lives! It Lives!
 
  • #106
Smurf said:
Abracadabra

It Lives! It Lives!
Isn't your creator supposed to be saying that? :-p
 
  • #107
"It's alive !" i think it's the right quotation. :-p

Daniel.
 
  • #108
dextercioby said:
"It's alive !" i think it's the right quotation. :-p
That would depend upon which of the endless treatments you're citing.
 
  • #109
Danger said:
Isn't your creator supposed to be saying that? :-p
I am my own creator, I am omnipotent, I am God. The Creator.
 
  • #110
What type of asses do you prefer to kick, Smurf?
Bubble-butts?
 
  • #111
arildno said:
What type of asses do you prefer to kick, Smurf?
Bubble-butts?
hmmm.. I believe that Smurf carefully calculates a butt-to-shoe-size ratio before any said ass-kicking takes place. Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III) and I am not sure he has mastered the fundamental techniques that would prepare him for this.
 
  • #112
Math Is Hard said:
Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III)
Not like he could actually kick any ass at all, but he does have that fascination with J. Lo... :bugeye:
 
  • #113
Math Is Hard said:
hmmm.. I believe that Smurf carefully calculates a butt-to-shoe-size ratio before any said ass-kicking takes place. Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III) and I am not sure he has mastered the fundamental techniques that would prepare him for this.
:smile: So true. With a bubble butt one must start the kick a little further away, and then be prepared for the kick back (propulsion, thrust, resistance -- in that every action has an equal and opposite reaction).
 
  • #114
SOS2008 said:
be prepared for the kick back (propulsion, thrust, resistance -- in that every action has an equal and opposite reaction).
Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)
 
  • #115
Danger said:
Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)
That would just..be...a real drag! :biggrin:
 
  • #116
SOS2008 said:
That would just..be...a real drag! :biggrin:
Nawww... a real drag would be a transsexual. Smurf just wears the clothes.
 
  • #117
Danger said:
Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)
Actually, he will be quadruple-dragged, since he also experiences pressure drag (also known as form drag) and viscous drag* from the surrounding air.



*This is, of course, related to the skin drag coefficient
 
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  • #118
arildno said:
Actually, he will be quadruple-dragged, since he also experiences pressure drag (also known as form drag) and viscous drag* from the surrounding air.
Thank you for pointing that out. The immensity of my error would have thrown off any future calculations. :redface: You have saved us a lot of work.
 
  • #119
Danger said:
Thank you for pointing that out. The immensity of my error would have thrown off any future calculations. :redface: You have saved us a lot of work.
Glad to be of assistance. :smile:
 
  • #120
arildno said:
Glad to be of assistance. :smile:
If you really want to be of assistance, grab hold of the other end of this here sheep for me. She's a feisty one.
 
  • #121
The problem with kicking some asses is that it's hard to know where to start and if you want to be thorough, impossible to know when you're done. :biggrin:
 
  • #122
And also, if you don't make a thourough check in advance, the ass might be so hard that your foot will hurt afterwards. Flabby asses are of course, more fun to kick, as well as risk-free.
Being the butt fiend he is, I'm sure Smurf does a close examination of the ass before he kicks it.
 

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