The thread humorously explores the concept of "kicking ass" in a lighthearted and playful manner, with participants engaging in banter about physical confrontations, wrestling, and humorous scenarios involving clothing choices. The discussion includes elements of social interaction, teasing, and personal anecdotes, with a focus on playful competition rather than serious debate.
Participants generally agree on the playful nature of the discussion, but there are competing views on who would win in various hypothetical scenarios, and the conversation remains unresolved regarding the outcomes of these imagined confrontations.
The discussion is characterized by a lack of serious intent, focusing instead on humor and playful banter. There are references to past events that may not be fully explained within the thread, leading to some ambiguity about the context of certain jokes and challenges.
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Wha? He's no cowboy! What a rip-off!cronxeh said:
Well, if you want to get technical about it, he ain't naked either.Math Is Hard said:
And endorsements. he did a Yahoo ad. (I think it was Yahoo. He did a radio ad for some company. He sang on it.)cronxeh said:
You know just way too much about this dude. Is there something you want to tell us?Artman said:
cronxeh said:
I was going to ask cronxeh that same question. he knew the guys name and where he went to school and his cell phone number...oh my gosh...you don't think? No...it couldn't...Danger said:
Oh thanks... now I'm going to have to wash my mouse out with soap for talking to him.Artman said:Cronxeh is the naked Cowboy!
You haven't been?Danger said:
It's a one-button mouse, remember? There's a bit of laxity built into the system.Artman said:
Isn't your creator supposed to be saying that?Smurf said:
That would depend upon which of the endless treatments you're citing.dextercioby said:"It's alive !" i think it's the right quotation.
I am my own creator, I am omnipotent, I am God. The Creator.Danger said:Isn't your creator supposed to be saying that?
hmmm.. I believe that Smurf carefully calculates a butt-to-shoe-size ratio before any said ass-kicking takes place. Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III) and I am not sure he has mastered the fundamental techniques that would prepare him for this.arildno said:
Not like he could actually kick any ass at all, but he does have that fascination with J. Lo...Math Is Hard said:
Math Is Hard said:
So true. With a bubble butt one must start the kick a little further away, and then be prepared for the kick back (propulsion, thrust, resistance -- in that every action has an equal and opposite reaction).Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)SOS2008 said:
That would just..be...a real drag!Danger said:
Nawww... a real drag would be a transsexual. Smurf just wears the clothes.SOS2008 said:That would just..be...a real drag!
Actually, he will be quadruple-dragged, since he also experiences pressure drag (also known as form drag) and viscous drag* from the surrounding air.Danger said:
Thank you for pointing that out. The immensity of my error would have thrown off any future calculations.arildno said:
You have saved us a lot of work.Glad to be of assistance.Danger said:Thank you for pointing that out. The immensity of my error would have thrown off any future calculations.
If you really want to be of assistance, grab hold of the other end of this here sheep for me. She's a feisty one.arildno said:Glad to be of assistance.