Is Kicking Flabby Asses Really Risk-Free?

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The discussion revolves around playful banter and humorous exchanges among forum members, touching on topics like hypothetical fights, mud wrestling, and the absurdity of speedos. Participants joke about their physical prowess and past experiences, including mud fights and wrestling matches, with references to various humorous scenarios involving clothing choices. There’s a light-hearted debate about the attractiveness of different swimwear styles, particularly speedos, and the discomfort they can cause. The conversation also includes playful insults and challenges, with members teasing each other about their abilities and preferences, particularly focusing on the absurdity of certain clothing choices and the humorous consequences of wearing them. Overall, the tone remains jovial and irreverent, with a focus on camaraderie and humor.
  • #91
"EWWW" huh?

Naked just told me he had a call on another line

I see how it is, Evo
 
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  • #92
I wonder if he's from Texas?
 
  • #93
Born in Cincinnati, Ohio. Got BS in Political Science from University of Cincinnati in 1995.
 
  • #94
cronxeh said:
Born in Cincinnati, Ohio. Got BS in Political Science from University of Cincinnati in 1995.
Wha? He's no cowboy! What a rip-off!
 
  • #95
Math Is Hard said:
Wha? He's no cowboy! What a rip-off!
Well, if you want to get technical about it, he ain't naked either. :biggrin:


(Thank God for that!)
 
  • #96
rofl its all an image.. he does this for money
 
  • #97
cronxeh said:
rofl its all an image.. he does this for money
And endorsements. he did a Yahoo ad. (I think it was Yahoo. He did a radio ad for some company. He sang on it.)

Yup. Just googled it. It was Yahoo.
 
  • #98
Artman said:
And endorsements. he did a Yahoo ad. (I think it was Yahoo. He did a radio ad for some company. He sang on it.)
You know just way too much about this dude. Is there something you want to tell us?
 
  • #99
cronxeh said:
Born in Cincinnati, Ohio. Got BS in Political Science from University of Cincinnati in 1995.

I knew there was a reason I was still single living here.
 
  • #100
Danger said:
You know just way too much about this dude. Is there something you want to tell us?
I was going to ask cronxeh that same question. he knew the guys name and where he went to school and his cell phone number...oh my gosh...you don't think? No...it couldn't... :rolleyes:

Cronxeh is the naked Cowboy!
:bugeye:
 
  • #101
Artman said:
Cronxeh is the naked Cowboy!
:bugeye:
Oh thanks... now I'm going to have to wash my mouse out with soap for talking to him.
 
  • #102
If he didn't tell you, imagine what would've happened to your hand
 
  • #103
Danger said:
Oh thanks... now I'm going to have to wash my mouse out with soap for talking to him.
You haven't been?
 
  • #104
Artman said:
You haven't been?
It's a one-button mouse, remember? There's a bit of laxity built into the system.
 
  • #105
Abracadabra

It Lives! It Lives!
 
  • #106
Smurf said:
Abracadabra

It Lives! It Lives!
Isn't your creator supposed to be saying that? :-p
 
  • #107
"It's alive !" i think it's the right quotation. :-p

Daniel.
 
  • #108
dextercioby said:
"It's alive !" i think it's the right quotation. :-p
That would depend upon which of the endless treatments you're citing.
 
  • #109
Danger said:
Isn't your creator supposed to be saying that? :-p
I am my own creator, I am omnipotent, I am God. The Creator.
 
  • #110
What type of asses do you prefer to kick, Smurf?
Bubble-butts?
 
  • #111
arildno said:
What type of asses do you prefer to kick, Smurf?
Bubble-butts?
hmmm.. I believe that Smurf carefully calculates a butt-to-shoe-size ratio before any said ass-kicking takes place. Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III) and I am not sure he has mastered the fundamental techniques that would prepare him for this.
 
  • #112
Math Is Hard said:
Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III)
Not like he could actually kick any ass at all, but he does have that fascination with J. Lo... :bugeye:
 
  • #113
Math Is Hard said:
hmmm.. I believe that Smurf carefully calculates a butt-to-shoe-size ratio before any said ass-kicking takes place. Bubble-butts might be in the realm of advanced ass-kicking (ass-kicking III) and I am not sure he has mastered the fundamental techniques that would prepare him for this.
:smile: So true. With a bubble butt one must start the kick a little further away, and then be prepared for the kick back (propulsion, thrust, resistance -- in that every action has an equal and opposite reaction).
 
  • #114
SOS2008 said:
be prepared for the kick back (propulsion, thrust, resistance -- in that every action has an equal and opposite reaction).
Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)
 
  • #115
Danger said:
Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)
That would just..be...a real drag! :biggrin:
 
  • #116
SOS2008 said:
That would just..be...a real drag! :biggrin:
Nawww... a real drag would be a transsexual. Smurf just wears the clothes.
 
  • #117
Danger said:
Or he could just get his foot stuck and be dragged to death. (Is it considered 'double-dragged' if you're in drag when you get dragged?)
Actually, he will be quadruple-dragged, since he also experiences pressure drag (also known as form drag) and viscous drag* from the surrounding air.



*This is, of course, related to the skin drag coefficient
 
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  • #118
arildno said:
Actually, he will be quadruple-dragged, since he also experiences pressure drag (also known as form drag) and viscous drag* from the surrounding air.
Thank you for pointing that out. The immensity of my error would have thrown off any future calculations. :redface: You have saved us a lot of work.
 
  • #119
Danger said:
Thank you for pointing that out. The immensity of my error would have thrown off any future calculations. :redface: You have saved us a lot of work.
Glad to be of assistance. :smile:
 
  • #120
arildno said:
Glad to be of assistance. :smile:
If you really want to be of assistance, grab hold of the other end of this here sheep for me. She's a feisty one.
 

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