Is Teddy Ruxpin making a comeback?

[Evo]

Teddy Ruxpin's BACK!

OMG, he's back, with all his original songs.

I LOVED Teddy Ruxpin! The spawn of evil killed two of them. She killed the last one off by crammimg a large peanut butter and jelly sandwhich down it's little electronic throat.

I will marry anyone that buys me one of these with all the sets.

TEDDYYYYYYY![/size]

http://www.teddyruxpin.com/teddy_content.html

 

[Evo]

I want a Teddy Ruxpin dammit. I want one REALLY BAD!

:shy:

 

[Pengwuino]

calm down weirdo :|

 

[Evo]

calm down weirdo :|

It will sing to you and be your friend.

 

[Sleapar]

Go ask MoonBear if MoonBear says YES.

 

[Evo]

Moonbear, do you want a Teddy Ruxpin? He sings beautiful songs and you can chage his clothes.

 

[zoobyshoe]

Oh, No! This is going to turn into another kind of endless Disney thread type thing.

 

[moose]

I'm just excited because I installed my new soundcard and can finally listen to music on my computer again! Also, with my new headphones it's awesome! Now I need to worry about not losing my hearing...hmm

Somebody start sending me random links of stuff that has music! Just because I can listen to it now!L:JKWQLJKEL:!

 

[TheStatutoryApe]

I'm just excited because I installed my new soundcard and can finally listen to music on my computer again! Also, with my new headphones it's awesome! Now I need to worry about not losing my hearing...hmm

Somebody start sending me random links of stuff that has music! Just because I can listen to it now!L:JKWQLJKEL:!

Did you jack the soundcard from a Teddy Ruxbin?

 

[FredGarvin]

The spawn couldn't be all evil if it killed a Teddy Ruxpin. That one ranks right up there with Elmo.

 

[Astronuc]

OMG, he's back, with all his original songs.
I LOVED Teddy Ruxpin!

Hmmmm!

I will marry anyone that buys me one of these with all the sets.

Unfortunately, I am not in a position to take advantage of that offer.

So, how many do you want? No obligations expressed or implied.

Three minutes later!

I want a Teddy Ruxpin dammit. I want one REALLY BAD!

Patience, my dear.

 

[Homer Simpson]

I want a Teddy Ruxpin dammit. I want one REALLY BAD!

It's your lucky day. I AM a teddy ruxpin. And teddy does all the cramming these days!

 

[Homer Simpson]

Is this your original??

 

[ZapperZ]

Oh, No! This is going to turn into another kind of endless Disney thread type thing.

Evo!

I think you should smack zooby, and smack him hard. He just dissed my disney thread!

:(

Zz.

 

[JamesU]

calm down weirdo :|

It will...be your friend

Pengwuino, you have to understand what a big deal this is to evo.
*runs in fear of baning*

 

[Evo]

Evo!
I think you should smack zooby, and smack him hard. He just dissed my disney thread!
:(
Zz.

Oooh, I have smacked him repeatedly. How dare he insult one of my favorite threads? Not to mention the most fun thread on PF!

 

[Evo]

Is this your original??

What kind of depraved person would do such a thing to Teddy Ruxpin!?

 

[Evo]

Pengwuino, you have to understand what a big deal this is to evo.
*runs in fear of baning*

I have been traumatized since the untimely demise of the 2nd Teddy. I'm getting a new one all for myself.

 

[Evo]

So, how many do you want? No obligations expressed or implied.

Thank you Astronuc, one is enough. <snif>

It's times like this when you find out who your "real" friends are.

(don't forget he also has many additional tapes and story books)[/size]

 

[zoobyshoe]

OMG! The poor woman's completely hysterical!

 

[Cyrus]

Uh oh, I think Evo is going to call PETA now...

http://www.myholelife.com/teddy.html

 

[Evo]

Uh oh, I think Evo is going to call PETA now...
http://www.myholelife.com/teddy.html

AAARRRGHHH!

What are you doing to me??!??

He's my FRIEND!

 

[Cyrus]

Uh oh, treky's got a hold of him too...

http://www.nebe-b.org/humor/teddyborg.html

you WILL be assimliated EVO! You better pray they have a teddy 'captain piccard'

EDIT:

http://www.killerbean.com/roboruxpin/RoboRuxpinLooming.jpg

http://www.killerbean.com/roboruxpin/RoboRuxpin.jpg

http://www.killerbean.com/roboruxpin/RoboRuxpinKeepsItReal.jpg

http://www.killerbean.com/roboruxpin/RoboRuxpinReads2.jpg AHAHAHAHH
ahahahahaha poor teddy...

http://www.phonographia.com/SourceTThumor/teddyruxpinfc.gif

 

[Evo]

Uh oh, treky's got a hold of him too...
http://www.nebe-b.org/humor/teddyborg.html
you WILL be assimliated EVO! You better prey they have a teddy 'captain piccard'

Where was he when Teddy was asphyxiated on a PB&J sandwich?

EDIT:
http://www.killerbean.com/roboruxpin/RoboRuxpinLooming.jpg
http://www.killerbean.com/roboruxpin/RoboRuxpin.jpg
http://www.killerbean.com/roboruxpin/RoboRuxpinKeepsItReal.jpg
http://www.killerbean.com/roboruxpin/RoboRuxpinReads2.jpg AHAHAHAHH
ahahahahaha poor teddy...
http://www.phonographia.com/SourceTThumor/teddyruxpinfc.gif

If I wasn't laughing so hard I would ban you.

 

[Cyrus]

Teddy has been killed, we can rebuild him...stronger, faster...we have the technology. I'd buy you one, but then I'm reminded of that pole on the wage thread, and i think you should buy me one!

Did you read the quote from the borg link?

The two halves of the skull itself were heat-bonded together, but a few good whacks with the end of a screwdriver cracked the seam right open. I then carefully separated the two halves to get at the workings inside without allowing any mechanisms to spring apart before I got a good look at them.

lol~...hey why is my warning level going sky high?

 

[Evo]

Teddy has been killed, we can rebuild him...stronger, faster...we have the technology. I'd buy you one, but then I'm reminded of that pole on the wage thread, and i think you should buy me one!
Did you read the quote from the borg link?

Yes, he showed great care for Teddy, and he fixed him! :!) I operated on Teddy for days, removing crusty bits of sandwich. I did get him working for a bit, but alas...

lol~...hey why is my warning level going sky high?

Hmmm, what?

 

[Homer Simpson]

The spawn of evil killed two of them. She killed the last one off by crammimg a large peanut butter and jelly sandwhich down it's little electronic throat

If another Ruxpin does come your way, just build a plexiglass cage to keep him in. Dont forget about airholes to let the fella breath! That way any spawns will have to try and stab him with knitting needles to snuff out his endless ruxspeak. Assuming you don't keep a big supply of knitting needles, you'ld be all set!

 

[Entropy]

I got a Teddy Roxpin as a gift when I was like four, but didn't like it because they were trying to take away my old teddy bear, which I named James, away from me! Teddy Roxpin tried to kill my friend!

 

[JamesU]

Stop naming you stupid toys after me!