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Only 615 posts to go.
 
500 to go!

We should celebrate tonight, open chat? :biggrin:
 
Greg Bernhardt said:
Chat Event! Evo! Start the generator! Break out the popcorn!

Y'know, someone will have to do all the dirty work of sweeping those popcorns off the chat room floor. It's bad enough that the floor is perpetually sticky!

Zz.
 
ZapperZ said:
Y'know, someone will have to do all the dirty work of sweeping those popcorns off the chat room floor. It's bad enough that the floor is perpetually sticky!

Zz.

Hmmm, we'll need to appoint a new mentor to clean the floors...
 
For those who missed it: chat is open on request of Gad (who seems to be absent)

https://www.physicsforums.com/chat/flashchat.php
 
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micromass said:
Hmmm, we'll need to appoint a new mentor to clean the floors...

I'll take the mentor position that you're hiring for!

*Cleans floors*

Done! :)
 
Greg Bernhardt said:
275 left! We can break the record in a few hours!

I'm showing 170 left as of 15 seconds ago!
 
Drakkith said:
I'm showing 170 left as of 15 seconds ago!

~94 to go, so maybe in the hour or two.
 
Greg Bernhardt said:
I'm betting within the next 30min. It's going to go fast!

What?
 
When did we hit 1, 2, and 3 million?
 
Astronuc said:
Mar 18-11 (helped by the Fukushima NPP accident)
https://www.physicsforums.com/showpost.php?p=3196479&postcount=146

At 09:40 pm EST, still ~50 to go, so perhaps within the next 30 to 50 min.

The rate is about 1-2 posts/min with occasional spurts.
I thought the Random Thoughts thread had more posts. Oh yeah, the random thoughts thread has thousands more posts than the fukushima thread.
 
OmCheeto said:
What?

What is going on?
 
Evo said:
I thought the Random Thoughts thread had more posts. Oh yeah, the random thoughts thread has thousands more posts than the fukushima thread.
It does, but Random Thoughts started ~ 18 months (Sep17-09) before Fukushima, and activity only picking up after the Fukushima event.

Random Thoughts also has a lot of noise as opposed to substantive technical content.
 
Astronuc said:
It does, but Random Thoughts started ~ 18 months (Sep17-09) before Fukushima, and activity only picking up after the Fukushima event.
When it started doesn't matter, it's the overall contribution to the post count that matters, Random Thoughts has contributed more posts than a natural disaster. :-p
 
OmCheeto said:
What is going on?

chatty kids...

pulls the lever, and, ...
 
OmCheeto said:
chatty kids...

pulls the lever, and, ...
Is your avatar a chipmunk?
 
Evo said:
When it started doesn't matter, it's the overall contribution to the post count that matters, Random Thoughts has contributed more posts than a natural disaster. :-p
Top 5 posters:

rootX 1,732
HeLiXe 1,518
turbo 1,308
Evo 1,180
lisab 1,125

Views per post is another important metric.


and about 25 to go - unless we starting deleting some of the noise.
 
Astronuc said:
Top 5 posters:

rootX 1,732
HeLiXe 1,518
turbo 1,308
Evo 1,180
lisab 1,125

Views per post is another important metric.
Isn't most of the Japan thread just copies of the news and other announcements? You are really touchy about that Japan earthquake thread. This thread is about the number of posts. :biggrin:
 
Evo said:
Isn't most of the Japan thread just copies of the news and other announcements? You are really touchy about that Japan earthquake thread. :biggrin:

I don't think we are debating quality of posts, just quantity. However, the Japan threads have gotten a lot of respect around the web. :smile:
 
Fourteen posts!
 
Evo said:
Isn't most of the Japan thread just copies of the news and other announcements? You are really touchy about that Japan earthquake thread. This thread is about the number of posts. :biggrin:
Actually, it's a compilation with some analysis, and it is probably the most complete record of the event on the internet. Note that we had to split off topics into three or 4 other threads, and unfortunately, we lost the other large thread on Unit 3's explosion.
 
micromass said:
This is post 4000000!

No its not!