Need a new academic administration job title?

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http://universitytitlegenerator.com/. It also suggests a corresponding salary.

Some samples:

Associate Dean of the Task Force on Investor Services
Associate Vice Liaison to External Compliance for the Committee on Dining Communications
Executive Vice Liaison to Academic Compliance for the Subcommittee for Community Partnerships

 

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Assistant to the Executive Designer of Spurious and Capricious Sub-type Academic Disciplines, Departments and Degrees

Estimated Salary: $100,001.00

 

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Executive Vice Liaison to Academic Compliance for the Subcommittee for Community Partnerships

Executive Vice Liaison to Academic Compliance for the Subcommittee for Strategic Community Partnerships

 

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Interim Assistant Vice Dean of the Office of Donor Services
Estimated salary: $76,854

Doesn't sound like a very secure job.

Temporary Assistant Coordinator of the Task Force on Alumni Diversity
Estimated salary: $21,358

Oh come on!

 

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Only one click and so far I think I'm the highest salary. Show your respects to me

Deputy Chair of the Committee on Donor Outreach ($225,544)

 

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Go for "provost" or "dean" titles.

Assistant Dean of the Task Force on Donor Partnerships
Estimated salary: $370,335

Deputy Provost for the Task Force on Donor Outreach
Estimated salary: $457,054