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The discussion revolves around generating creative and humorous academic administration job titles, along with their corresponding estimated salaries. Participants share various title suggestions and engage in light-hearted banter regarding the implications and perceived value of these titles.

Discussion Character

  • Exploratory
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Main Points Raised

  • One participant shares a link to a title generator that provides both job titles and estimated salaries.
  • Several humorous and elaborate job titles are proposed, such as "Associate Dean of the Task Force on Investor Services" and "Assistant to the Executive Designer of Spurious and Capricious Sub-type Academic Disciplines, Departments and Degrees."
  • Another participant mentions a specific title, "Interim Assistant Vice Dean of the Office of Donor Services," and questions its job security.
  • One participant claims to have the highest salary suggestion with the title "Deputy Chair of the Committee on Donor Outreach," boasting an estimated salary of $225,544.
  • Another suggests that more traditional titles like "provost" or "dean" could be pursued, providing high salary estimates for these roles.

Areas of Agreement / Disagreement

Participants generally engage in a playful exchange without a clear consensus on the best title or salary, with multiple competing views on what constitutes a desirable or secure position.

Contextual Notes

Participants do not provide detailed justifications for the salary estimates, and the discussion remains focused on the creativity of the titles rather than their practical implications.

Who May Find This Useful

Individuals interested in academic administration, those seeking humor in job title conventions, or anyone exploring unconventional career paths in academia may find this discussion entertaining.

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http://universitytitlegenerator.com/. It also suggests a corresponding salary. :biggrin:

Some samples:

Associate Dean of the Task Force on Investor Services
Associate Vice Liaison to External Compliance for the Committee on Dining Communications
Executive Vice Liaison to Academic Compliance for the Subcommittee for Community Partnerships
 
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Assistant to the Executive Designer of Spurious and Capricious Sub-type Academic Disciplines, Departments and Degrees

Estimated Salary: $100,001.00
 
jtbell said:
Executive Vice Liaison to Academic Compliance for the Subcommittee for Community Partnerships

Executive Vice Liaison to Academic Compliance for the Subcommittee for Strategic Community Partnerships
 
Interim Assistant Vice Dean of the Office of Donor Services
Estimated salary: $76,854

Doesn't sound like a very secure job.
Temporary Assistant Coordinator of the Task Force on Alumni Diversity
Estimated salary: $21,358
Oh come on!
 
Only one click and so far I think I'm the highest salary. Show your respects to me :cool: :-p

Deputy Chair of the Committee on Donor Outreach ($225,544)
 
Go for "provost" or "dean" titles.

Assistant Dean of the Task Force on Donor Partnerships
Estimated salary: $370,335

Deputy Provost for the Task Force on Donor Outreach
Estimated salary: $457,054
 

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